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This movie made no sense. Why do people even like it?
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>>217437236
No offense but you need only spend a couple a few hours looking into and listening to Lynch and you'll find he isn't that well-read, dream logic and narratives that play off the subconscious are his wheelhouse and that's where he succeeds. Allusions to mythology etc are a stretch
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>>217437444
I know what you mean, but all the books in his estate sale after he died made me think he was actually pretty well read... like a third of his filmography is based on books as well
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Lost Highway is more confusing than Mullholland Dr.
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>>217437738
Maybe if it wasn't the one film lynch actually explained exactly what it was about
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>>217437738
they are both fairly simple stories about disassociating

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What did /tv/ think of Jennifer Lawrence's Die My Love? Will she be nominated for an Oscar?
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I really really like boobs
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>>217433647
>mommylewd movie
What insane degenerate greenlit this? What other movies have they made?
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>>217433647
I hope she wins
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>>217433647
reizouko
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SO BRAVE

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What did y’all think of this show?
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>>217436227
Get off the internet idiot.
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>>217435423
>Am racist, just like em.
Good lad.
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>>217434711
CHOCOTITS
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>>217434711
Dairy
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I used to talk online with this very cute black titcow and drunkenly mentioned to her that jacking off to her tits was a fantasy of mine.

She surprised me one morning by spamming me with the most egregiously sexual nudes I have ever received with explicit instructions on how I was supposed to jack it to them.

It's to this day probably the hardest I've ever came. Black women are cool in my book.

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Harry fumbled
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>>217436919
>>217436991
Did you leverage her insecurity against her and bang her D.E.N.N.I.S. style?
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>>217436919
I hope you stuck your dick in her once and then got the fuck out of there. Trust me, there's no way to fix a girl like that.
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>>217437059
failboat...
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>>217435364
he marries Ginny, makes more sense when you realize she's supposed to be emma watson tier pretty and the whole "weasleys are now truly my family" angle
>Also what would be the purpose of immigration if you were a wizard? You would probably have everything you need wherever you were.
like irl various reasons, the political climate could be shit. like IIRC durmstrang only took pureblood wizards so if you were muggle born you outright had to go to school elsewhere even if you lived right outside durmstrang. or an incompetent/malevolent ministry. or the fact it's one of the most prestigious schools and thanks to rowlings retarded worldbuilding much of the world doesn't have any noteworthy schools. and methinks a chinese wizard would sooner shove a nail studded bat into their ass before going to the japanese school
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>>217436912
She walked around Hogwarts barefoot, imagine the smell

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Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
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>>217437524
>love the bikini
>love the ass
>love the hips
>love the tits
>love the thighs
>...
>also think her shoes are super cute
help /tv/ i'm turning into one of.. them
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>>217424368
This kid killed himself...
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>>217437674
if he's anything like me he killed millions
of sperm
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>>217421172
Used to watch this as a kid. Looking back now, it was always intended as a show where you goon for her. They put a younger guy admiring her as her sidekick and her making him uncomfortable in skimpy clothes. Googling Relic Hunter bra brings up like 8 different scenes of her just wearing a bra in a state of undress.
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>>217437737
every other episode ended up in a mud wrestling scene. they knew exactly what they were doing kek

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Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.

>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas
>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business
>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside
>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful faction

Imagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.

The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
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>>217427774
OP is hardly being a lore autist
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>>217437569
>i will not deny that I am samefagging, i will just try to create doubt that samefagging occurs at all
This is the kind of retard that needs to samefag.
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>>217437676
Did you push up glasses to reflect off your screen before you made that reply? I'm sure Amazon chucked in an extra tenth of a cent. You are getting paid to be retarded, right? Surely you aren't getting janny pay to be stupid.
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>>217437602
What about Chad and the one-eyed lady?
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>>217437704
>gets agitated
>no u shill
>still can’t deny he’s samefagging
You’re making this too easy.

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>>217426366
>random background wife edition

Realistically speaking, how bad was it that it was cancelled yet Aquaman 2, Shazam 2 and that abortion of a Flash film made it to release?
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>>217437351
>I HATE GUNN FOR CANCELLING THE SNYDERVERSE AND NEED MORE KEATON REPLACING AFFLECK!
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>>217437466
So you think Justice League Part 2 is gonna be 5 minutes of visions and okay Superman is fine. No, it was clearly gonna be another 3 hour movie where Cavill doesn't play a normal Superman.

I LOVE Cavill. But he's done. Just because I wanna see Keaton and Fraser doesn't mean I want it more than more Cavill. Stop being intentionally retarded.
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>>217437498
>I JUST NEED MORE CUM UP MY ASS AHHHHHH
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>>217437526
I think its gonna be jumping between two timelines and you are fucking retarded for not realizing that
It was gonna be a present timeline where hes normal and glimpses of a future one where hes not normal
Damn, you are stupid
>I LOVE CAVILL, BUT HES DONE, SO LETS BOYCOTT GUNN FOR CANCELLING CAVILL BUT SUPPORT HAMADAVERSE SINCE HAMDA CANCELLED CAVILL SO HES GONE ANYWAY
Make this make sense
Keaton replaced Afleck, no better than Corenswet replacing Cavill, which you complained about
You want a halfassed soft rebooted continuity over another
Dont make a difference for me if its the halfassed Hamda continuity or the halfassed Gunn continuity
Gunn is just a continuation of the Hamada continuity IMO, same type of soft rebooting
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>>217437631
Now I KNOW you're extra retarded. Every green text post isn't me. Some troll.

It was not gonna be jumping between timelines please do your research. Superman was gonna be bad till the end where he leads earth to victory. Which is cool. But I just want Cavill Superman the whole fucking time. No more bullshit.

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must feel good must feel good must feel good
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>>217437442
I'm >>217436016 and even when I was a daily pothead and abusing psychedelics and dabbling with cocaine I never got into opiates. They suck. I'm pretty sure people have two different reactions to opiates because a lot of people I've talked to have tried them and agree with me that they're just shitty and make you kind of itchy, but the junkies are willing to die for it
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i've never tried pot. i go out drinking hard once every 2-3 months other than that i never touch booze. i might smoke a cig or two as well during said benders but that depends on if there's anyone around that i can buy/bum one off of

i raelly want to try hallucinogenics one day though, LSD, mushrooms, that kind of stuff. not in a hurry
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>>217437584
you can legally order mushroom spores and grow them. Nobody cares. You would have to be arrested with half a pound of them in a car or actively selling them for anybody to give a shit. LSD is trickier to come by unless you're a hippie or at least semi-regular drug user with drug aquaintences.
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>>217437307
Nigger who considers weed "drugs"?
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>>217436908
you are wrong

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It's literally that easy
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>>217432619
she was 19 when they started dating and according to her they'd barely even spoken before, let alone had a "father-daughter" relationship. you're buying the line of the mentally ill scorned ex wife
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>>217435237
nice what's the source of this
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>>217428571
nice schizobabble
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>>217437551
>you're buying the line of the mentally ill scorned ex wife
no, even mia says woody had nothing to do with soon-yi when she was a kid
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>>217428695
>is there anything more reddit?
no

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>Hi I'm Kenny Rodgers and this is Jackass.
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Is there any word as to whether the real Kenny Rogers got a sensible chuckle out of this?
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Humanity can be split into two separate groups. Those who know Debra Wilson from MADtv and those who know her from video games
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>>217435560
Thats terrifying for some reason.
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Was this the greatest stunt

>time is like an origami chicken
What did Nus Braka mean by this?
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I do not particularly care about Star Trek, even the good stuff, but my condolences for those that like what Star Trek used to be. Everything over the last how many years I have seen clips on or gathered through osmosis about the new stuff comes across as utter shit - it must be contemptible for actual fans to see what has become of it.
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I hate the STD "objects floating near each other" design philosophy but I have to admit the Athena is nearly a beautiful ship. If the bits were all stuck together it would be really nice.
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>>217435778
>>217436644
>>217436978
Good News: They fixed the displays in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.

Bad News: It's still Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
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fyi: the only reason they have "holographic displays" is because avatar uses them

absolutely everything about nutrek is completely cynical
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Three Notes:

(1) The famous shot of three women looking at a console doesn't actually show you what they're looking at, because the VFX team didn't finish in time for the episode.

(2) I would be really irritated if my boss gave me their glasses and I was expected to hold onto those glasses for them for an unspecified period of time.

(3) The CGI team got the "drop us out of warp" memo, but they did not receive or understand the "make your speed maximum impulse" memo.

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Would this work in real life?
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>>217437619
There's a reason catapults have a crossbar, without it they'll just slam right into the ground.
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>>217437619
Yes
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>>217437619
Why wouldn't it?
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>>217437619
It would work at least once.
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>>217437619
That actually happened so of course

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1 and 2 are masterpieces but what’s /tv/‘s opinion of the rest of the Terminator franchise? I’ve never heard one person talk highly about any of the Terminator films after Judgement day.

Why doesn’t James Cameron want to invest any time, money or creativity himself on reinvigorating not only the Terminator franchise but Alien as well? IMO, I feel as though Cameron has wasted so many years of his career squandering much of his creative potential on Avatar.
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>>217434616
I personally liked Salvation. Kinda stupid and the plot itself is sort of weird but it is a good world to explore.
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>Cinemawould!
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>>217434616
FUCK YOU'RE FREEDOM
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for me it's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
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>>217434616
>and 2


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