Night of the Living Succubus edition previous: >>217353708
>>217388675that one was terrible, made him look like a fat chipmunk
>Friday nightWho watching a sexy /hor/ tonight?
>>217389003Night of the Demons 2Too old
>>217389102Shut the fuck up
>SILENCE!
>>217388306
>How DARE you speak to me in that->Stop your speaking! >YOOOUUUU MUSN'T SPEAK->SILENCE!
>>217388306He's too old for the role, but Lynch did the court politics better. Basically just I Claudius in space.
>>217388756McLachlan was 25 in Dune and Chalamet was 26
>>217388306Flaws side, Lynch did a great job casting Dune. The actors speak with conviction and are natural in their roles whereas Villenueve's Dune looks like it was cast by committee, and nobody owns their role.
Best recent cop kinos?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1768599861506673.webmAt least post the video
>>217386471Movie?
bump
>>217387213I gaged while eating thank you
>>217386439>criminal is always a black guyhow convenient ...
About fucking time
>>217388956Bingo.
>>217389091civil war between police and miiltary and the hicks from ice? cmon bro be serious for a minute
>>217388890I love how leftists will jerk off to China then go insane when the US does the same shit
>>217389037who do you think they're going to use to storm the beaches of Greenland?
>>217388956rightoids were never about small government and personal freedoms. they want a strong centralized government just like the commies do.
Was there ever a bigger tryhard than Sean Penn in Hollywood history?
>>217387884Probably. I mean, if you think Sean Penn is a tryhard then you haven't seen movies before or flat out don't know shit about movie history. Which makes you a perfect tv poster.
>>217387986he’s a classic poser anon
he made good movies when he was younger
>>217388078Doesn't relate to my question
>>217387884He was being forgotten until he accepted the assignment of a CIA asset to be "VIP" again. "Met" El Chapo for a Rolling Stone "interview" before he was arrested (basically eating into CIA's profits from trafficking.) "Met" Zelenskyy from some bs "documentary" to legitimize the billions of "taxdollars" sent to a "war". He's a colossal TOOL.
>only gets parts because he is attractive
>>217388037yes, hello
>>217389000They are. They're propped up. Bezos pays zero taxes, you numbskull. Same with the wannabe antichrist elon.
>>217388037He looks too skinny and balding in that video where his manners and way of communicating confirm that he’s gay
>>217388037>was attractive When did he get the fat face? I remember him still looking good in The Departed and that was 06.
>>217388323>never married>no kids (legitimate or illegitimate)>only short term relationships with A listers>despite being 'swarmed' by young golddiggers looking to get knocked up for the paycheck not a single one has been impregnated yetHe's as zesty as a glass of lemon juice anon
Do you think it bothers her that these types of roles are all she's known for?
>>217376639You underestimate the dangers they do face of being spammed all over the internet and recognized by everyone everywhere they go. These women all have hundreds of weird autistic stalkers who would try and rape and murder them at any given moment who are dedicated to rooting out every detail of their lives to find where they live. The average prostitute or stripper back in the day had magnitudes more privacy and anonymity than any e-girl slut nowadays, because none of them gained any fame or notoriety for it like these girls do.
>>217388782It's watering the grass. Deep, I know. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
>>217384809the instagram to OF pipeline is there as I said earlier, OF created a culture of recruitment it proliferated the practice and brought prostitution to teenagers cursed timeline
>>217389056>there were never teenage prostitutes before onlyfansanon...
>>217389128Nothing he said was wrong nor did you counter anything he said
What did I think of it?
>>217387705Leslie Nielsen jewish ? surely you cant be serious ? After the success of airplane and police squad Nielsen did some really bad movies in the same style like 2001 a space travesty and Wrongfully Accused. He was just not a naturally funny guy but could do deadpan funny lines written by funny people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkG2pnvx5uw
I enjoyed it and showed my kids, they liked it a lot but obviously some of the jokes went over their heads.Biggest laughs I saw out of my 11 and 9 year olds:>coffee cup gags>initial bank robbery where he bites the gun and bowls a bunch of henchmen down with another guy>claw machine>snowman necronomicon bitI skipped the infrared and snowman 3 way scenes because im not going to make them awkwardly watch sex scenes with their parent like MY mom did with me .
>>217387705You're fucking retarded lol
>>217388915The best joke is Drebin getting trapped in the car with the bees and balloons.
>>217387140bodycam bit always cracks me up
>0 brotherhood of shit in the episode>it's kino
>>217379871This is so fucking stupid.
>>217388068tru
>>217388501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8WrmOibpMBerezin's next Fallout fan game.
>>217387095No they are not and no they didn't, kys
>>217387117moving his vitals to the side at the last moment, just like in my anime!
>>217371558kitty
>>217388878No you shut up penis face
>>217388216That's me!
>>217385798Neytiri should have one of these jaks. Quaritch is canonically scared of her.
>Neytiri was pulling 2018 Lebron levels of carrying when she was fighting back Mangkwan raiders, protecting Ronal and helping deliver a baby all at the same time
>>217386227>tell me lo'ak won't get cucked on by the tall reef bvllLo'ak got those BHC genes. If anything he's the bvll.
>Thanks for mowing, didn't feel like sweating and getting covered in lawn clippings. Why don't we have a proper dinner this time?
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
>>217388394That was a mean trick, anon.
>>217388760to be fair i stole that copypasta from spee so you can't really accuse me of insidious artifice
>>217388279is that Divine
I hope Le juge et l'assassin finishes downloading soon.
>>217387661did any of you get his laserdisc player and discs at that auction?
>HAAAAAARRRRYYYYY PPPOOOOTTTTEEEERR
What war film most accurately portrays female combatants
>>217388670Probably will shot him in the head. But cut his balls first
God I wish that was me
You are just a bait faggot But the eastern front had the most wild shit happen with the soviets drafting women and the germans having nothing left but women to run prison camps.Turns out women cannot be trusted with any authority
real life desu
>>217388576>What war film most accurately portrays female combatantsNot many.
You now remember Amybeth McNulty from Annie with an E.
>>217387239t. not japanese
>>217386887hot
>>217387614She looks more like Shelly Duvall
>>217387177>>217386887>>217387450>>217387614Not the girl from Alien Earth, WTF?
>>217387450MUH DIK