She is 29 years old in real life with nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?
>>217386597She looks ugly on the inside for sure too. >>217386606She has nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. She is a piece of garbage subhuman, bro. You don’t need to simp. The lara croft pic isnt a turn on at all.
>>217386684Why are you so hung up on nipple piercings? You know they are removable right? Anyways, who would you cast?
>>217386742Subhumans get them. Garbage tier people get them. If I had to pick someone from Hollywood, probably Kate Beckinsale.
>>217386742Crystal Reed was okay. Maybe she is too old now. Angelina Jolie was massive star power. No way any sequels can top it.
>>217386742Hayley atwell
Is this show still worth watching as a Gen Z'er?
>>217386816Yeah, but pirate it. There are multiple episodes pulled from streaming and not only are they great episodes the seasons have overarching plots.
I suppose if you cry wolf enough times, you're bound to turn out to be right eventually
>>217384422Have sex
>>217382340Never watched a single video of his but he's based for making Disney trannies seethe.
>>217382340Who?
>PEANUTNIGGERS BTFO EVERYONE KNOWS CORN IS THE BASED FLAVOR OF SHIT!>why are you even eating shit in the first place?>HAHAHA PEANUT INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE OUT IN FULL SWING! MALD AND SEETHE MORE PEANUT BOY!
>>217386228really makes you think
Arthouse & ClassicsMeow edition>QotDFavourite spy /film/?>BonusFavourite von Sternberg joint?Previous: >>217350420
>>217386682This is not the own you think it is, lil bro.
>>217386759You're right. A lot of people eat your mom's ass, it's not my exclusive privilege at all
>>217386682Wow dude did you come up with this all by yourself?
>>217386774lol, but you just said you actually eat shit kek
>>217386719You don't hear anyone whine about Miike and he's filmed every kind of body horror. Maybe it's Pasolini haters
Hollywood seriously wants us to believe that having women in the military is a good idea
>>217386573Your fat incel ass is infinitely less useful than a trained military bitch so you don't really get to talk shit
>>217386573Almost as if it's communist sabotage.
>>217386665Her tits are the only thing worth talking about tho
>>217386647>women work support jobs irl and it works out fineIt actually doesn't.
Which one is a better GF a farm girl or an army girl?
>0 brotherhood of shit in the episode>it's kino
>>217386602The current consensus is that everything in the Fallout Bible, unless it is contradicted by Bethesda, is canon.
>>217386326theres no way something like the institute exists and people still shittin in sheetmetal shacks
>>217380422Pajeet effects
>>217381382>the universe is an inherently interesting setting.lolno
>>217383165>Although this is helped by the fact we didn't really know what house wanted in new vegas except to keep ruling the strip.We do. He wants to colonize space.
How does /tv/ honestly feel about this film on an artistic level? What is its main message? A lot of the commentary at the time claimed it was reactionary propaganda against OWS but I think it was clearly shown that Gotham's grievances against the ultra wealthy were justified. It seemed more a commentary on how easily social reform movements with legitimate grievances can be hijacked by "a gang of psychopaths" and how that can lead to the ultimate self-destruction of society, not suggesting any attempt to change the status quo at all leads to BANE?.
>>217386198>this scene>her death scene in InceptionDid Nolan hated Marion Cotillard or something, why make her death scenes so funny instead of dramatic.
>>217382150I like the tone, and a few of the set pieces, but that’s about it. I don’t know what the hell happened to the script to this movie. it genuinely feels like they were writing it on the day
>>217384696Nah it’s overdone. Michael Caine menstruating all over the place is not what I want from my Alfred.
>>217384696It makes no sense that Alfred would leave Bruce
>>217382150I quite enjoyed it.But for me the big fail is not showing visually the passage of time in Gotham - the police in the sewers surving, rubbish in the streets etc, it could have felt much more real than it actually did. Society had not 'fallen apart' enough - for me that was Nolan's big fail here. And Bane got done dirty in the end. But I really enjoyed the start - it certainly felt like Bruce had checked out.
What movie are you putting on in this situation?
Think of all the great Taekwondo champions in UFC history. Oh wait
>>217386563>UFCShort for Ultra Faggots Congregation lmao
i invited them as a joke i had no idea they'd all show up
sausage party
>>217384427Snakes on a Plane
Dead careers
lowkey the scariest person in Fallout
>>217382452BethesdaSlop isn't canon
>>217382452>Here's that young spry gentleman I was telling you about
>>217386648you're the one who is the "not canon" I mean honestly who the fuck are you
>>217382510that's the scary part, nearly everyone is crazy topside and in the bunkers, yet he's completely stone cold about everything
>>217382523>shorter than his own sisterThis is actually very rare. As a manlet all my female cousins are even shorter than me. And only the very tallest are around my height
Is the X-Files the greatest show ever created?
>>217383277
>>217381933>>217381976>>217382280>>217386572Why does everyone on this show give off this raw sex energy?
>>217383544Lea Teoni I think she was in Bad Boyz with Willy Smithe
>>217386623It was originally called the Sex Files, but couldn't get passed the censors.
>>217386750
Should I start watching this?
>>217380543He ended up with Patricia Tallman, which in my mind is the better option, but I might be in the minority with that opinion.
>>217383914It's the exact same show, you obtuse nigger.
TIL Claudia Christian and Patricia Tallman did a series of Amazonia audio books together.>On Amazonia, succession to the throne is simple. The Queen (Barbara Harris) is simply cloned, thus avoiding all manner of complications. When the queen's first clone is found to be imperfect, it is discarded and they try again... but the first clone survives. When that clone goes to Earth to get the diamonds she needs to run the cloning machine back on Amazonia (which can repair her imperfections), she seeks out Anne Manx (Claudia Christian), the finest Private Eye in the galaxy, and enlists her help.>Anne Manx faces more than a grumpy Queen and her addled clone, as the evil Richmond (Pat Tallman) returns to make her life much more dangerous. Manx must defend the Amazonian Queen's first clone, return some stolen diamonds, and face a very painful part of her past. Does Anne Manx have the courage to continue? Let this digital production take your mind to Amazonia to find out. Great writing, superb performances, and excellent sound design are all tied together with a complete original musical score.
>>217384545Do they sex?
>defends ‘move along home’ episode from Deep Space Nine>says it’s one of his favorite episodes from Season One>it’s literally one of the worst episodes of the entire seriesCan we now admit Mike is senile?
>>217383167>ugh I know I could just get a new cybernetic leg for free but I refuse because... um... I JUST DON'T WANT TO, OKAY!?>Hey Pally, stop feeling so down, here's a little ditty>Thanks Vic, I'll go back to being the comic relief againNog's actor is bad especially at dramatic scenes and watching him throw a hissyfit is about as fun as the fucking Worf Risa episode.
>>217383297I'm unsubscribing from RLM.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>tourist prequel toddler still thinks he can turn /tv/ against rlmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPDq_5hNs8
>>217382809ITT: under 30s learn that drinking is progressive and detrimental to cognitive processes
Night of the Living Succubus edition previous: >>217353708
>>217385647>white roasties would rather go into the jungle to chill with primates
>>217385936where the FUCK is Woh
>>217385284OOOoo aaa AAAA
>>217385647Based female in the aura proximity of warming Primate
>>217385647you just know
You get to choose one deceased celebrity to bring back to life. Who would you choose? Mine is pic related
christopher walken
My pick would be Rutger Hauer.
River.
>>217386614He's still alive
>>217386510Unless we have a cure for dementia, Robin Williams would most likely just kill himself again if he was brought back to life.
