>walk into local Barnes and Noble>see thisWhat do you say to the manager?
Unc is just another psyop to turn alphies, zoomers and millenials against each other even more. Even though most of them are all stuck on the same shit boat to nowhere. Wonder whose driving this boat though?
>>217408076Two reasons. >coffee shops That’s the REAL reason, they get most of their revenue from the little coffee shops inside them. >convenience Most of these are put in malls with lots of foot traffic. So it’s just easy to pop in. Plus people love book stores. The smell of paper, all the books laid out to choose from. Being able to skim a few pages before buying it. Unfortunately these days the stores are taken over by children buying toys and nasty sweaty teens buying anime.
>>217415304Women find reading attractive. It's one of the highest rated traits they can find in a guy. It's up there with knowing a classical instrument. Functionally it signals: "I am a brainy guy, but I am not a fucking sped STEMcel." Now, you might like reading (every guy should, frankly) but if all your books are on a Kindle, then that chick you like won't be able to see that you read and value reading in turn. So what do you do? Buy the hard copy, throw it on a shelf, but you can't just do that with one book, you need to do that with a bunch of books. The more books the better. Stay away from obvious traps. No Sun Tzu, no Rome, no How to Make Friends and Influence People, none of that shit. Manga can be fine as well, if the chick is into that, so long as the manga in question isn't something associated with incels (ex. Berserk). Go read, go buy the books, go put them on your shelf. Keep them on your kindle still if you want, but just do the other things and any woman will feel better about letting you crack them cheeks because the books, as stupid as it is, tells them that they aren't letting someone who is a total fucking drooling retard smash. This is also why you should get plants. Keep your shit neat. Make your house/apartment smell nice. Take care of your shit man. Kindles aren't going to do that for you.
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>>217408024>"Cool! All these films the store obviously doesnt care about, they must be free!">walk out with all merchandise>cant call the cops because police are socially relevant>checkmate lesbians
So which one is the supreme kino; Good Time, Uncut Gems or Marty Supreme??
>>217422778jewish trash only americans could enjoy
>>217422778I think its funny how sadfie aka you keeps posting here thinking literally anyone gives a single wet shit
>>217423253this>>217423317and this
>>217422778Trash movies all of them
>>217423142Benny is too in love with Hollywood, Josh is still /tv/ to the core. simple as.
She bypassed the compressor.
>>217418604In Firefly's case, the ship was piloted and operated by actual morons who didn't understand their own hardware while also being a piece of shit.
>>217421296Inorganic marketing most likely. Remake/remaster going to be announced soon.
>>217423169Wearing that type of makeup all the time not only is tedious, it's also really bad for the skin and often the hair. It could have cost her other roles if her face and hair were all fucked up. If you're someone like Michael Dorn where Worf is pretty much your entire career, it's worth the trouble.>>217423130It's a Canadian tv show. They tended to have low production values back then and the storylines have a bleeding heart bent to them. It's not necessarily a bad show, but can be rather cliche and depressing. About the only stand out thing about it is that they allowed some storylines to not resolve, simply leaving them open at the end of the episode, as happen often in life.
>>217423184ahfireflyh8 schizo is back
>>217422222People who don't check quints
What would you do in this exact situation
>>217422673glasgow kiss
Is this Heated Rivalry show really that popular?
>>217422826This. White women got me questioning if this show is even good, because how could it be if the shallowest demographic of all like it? I guess we just like it for different reasons.
What race is this guy? He's fucking hideous
>>217422826>show about two fags being fags>women: "how can I make this about me?"Every day my hatred for women grows stronger.
Why are women such faggots now?
>>217423286They're scared of relationships due to propaganda. They're only comfortable when they're between fags
Why don’t we see more Asian actresses in movies? Why is it always just blacks and Mexicans when it comes to diversity shit
we NEED more hapas
Because the average person is absolutely reviled by asian women. Why do you think it's almost exclusively fat balding white incels dating asian women and not chads?There is just no way an asian woman can ever compete with true white beauty.
>>217423109People like you ruined hapas, they're all so smug and delusional now, they think they're God's gift. Especially if they have an ass. YOU did this. It's YOUR FAULT.
>>217423279brown moment
>>217423279That would be an argument if movies were white only. But they shove the most hideous niggers, spics, and mutts in there.
BIG ASS
I have ass fatigue. Gimme a well rounded pair of boobs.
>>217423223Sure thing homo
>>217421722:)
>>217423255I'm not brown, sorry.
Dey hav securty UP DE ASSI TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME YOU MONKEY
>picard s3 was warmly received>very fucking far from perfect but given how badly ST fans have been treated it did get a warm reception>set up a followup>there is no followup>but new Trek show is a continuation of DiscoveryWhat the FUCK is going on? Also, can someone tell me if the idea behind The Burn pisses them off? I don't mean in some ackchyually hang wringing sense over the reason behind it being lame, I mean the idea period of reducing the Feds and Earth damn near back to square one. I hate that. Do the people in the 32nd century even know who the fuck Kirk, Spock, Picard, etc. even are or is all institutional and cultural memory gone?
>>217422978>>set up a followupthey did? the great thing about picard S3 was that it reset everything that happened to the TNG crew after "all good things".
It was fun, but wall to wall 'member berries like Alien Romulus.
I wouldnt piss on star trek if it was on fire.
>>217423320Yes Picard's son, 7 of 9, etc. are the new Enterprise crew and Q returns at the end to fuck with the son (Jack IIRC is the name). What >>217423334 said is correct, but it got received nicely within the context of nu-Trek. But no followup, only Discovery sequel wank with a dyke and an obese Jem'Hadar woman
This was kinda silly, wasn't it? What did /tv/ think of it?
>>217423112I dunno if I could physically disagree with you more, i thought the ending was fucking amazing.But I do sort of agree on a lot of movies lacking good endings lately. I just don't see how this is one of them cuz the chase sequence is so funny and cathartic.
>>217423112Jokey endings serve that exact purpose - pulling the audience out of the suspenseful mood. The alternative is either the movie just ends and is boring/unsatisfying or there's just a lingering crushing depression (this can also work in some cases). I liked how Weapons did it, but there's definitely better executions to compare it to - e.g. Drag Me to Hell, The Descent
>>217422942The Asian was a fat top he required more calories
>>217423004She could have gained the psychic energy she needed from sex but no one gave her that option. The kids could have been saved.
>>217422838Yeah, it looked pretty goofy.
Was it Star Wars fatigue?
>>217421882>>217421948Honestly, I think people overreact about the main building just being a warehouse or prison or whatever. The thing that gets me is picrel. They didn't even fucking try to do anything with the facade that blocks it off. it's just a brutalist concrete slab, like its a fucking freeway underpass
>>217421784They absolutely don't. Before the ST it still had an almost biblical reputation, but now it's just another trash-slop megafranchise. Disney probably could have made more money off it by not making any movies and just doing merchandise theme parks and licensing, they could have avoided completely destroying the enormous pop-cultural reverence the property had
>>217421491it was nuWars hateturns out the goyim didn't like your woke slop
>>217421491Apologize.
>>217421491Charge a fraction of the price, and just do a Star Wars-themed hotel. The forced LARPing shit was an instant no-sell for me, even if it had been priced reasonably. It’s also a once-in-a-lifetime kind of deal too, so you’re going to burn through the pool of people really quickly who are simultaneously still into Star Wars, are into LARPing, and are able to afford to casually blow that kind of money. That is an extremely specific audience to cater to. It’s like they built that hotel exclusively for Kevin Smith and Rocco Botte.
What went wrong?
>dude, what if... dinosaurs killing people?????>repeat ad nauseamone of the gayest "franchises" ever
>>217423311ThisThe whole premise got old as fuck. Its just "Some people go to island and escape dinosaurs". That was literally the exact plot for the eighth JP movie released last year
>sincerely yours, the breakfast clubI turned the movie off right then and there.
>>217423095'Suddenly Susan' happened. He never recovered.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrfQXjA4sLM
>>217422252faggot nerds get the rope
>>217423178I got a few in the 90s for smashing up a classroom so probably, yeah
>>217423178>>217423248I looked it up and it's still a thing today. I guess I never did anything bad enough to warrant it
>>217420214This movie was always on sunday mornings on TBS when my dad would make family breakfast
Peak cinema ahead?
>>217422888the oldest zoomers are pushing 30 but the youngest ones are still like 15 so yes Skibidi Toilet is a Zoomer meme (and maybe some of the oldest Alphas)>>217423070Yes. As a Millennial, my generation is the best because we created 4chan itself.
>>217423120>a Zoomer memeno?>a small irrelevant minority of a generation probably remembers X>meanwhile 100% of another generation was exposed to it and the meme itself appeared when the first individuals of this cohort got ipads with unrestricted internet access into their tiny little handsalphie meme, keep coping>we created 4chan itself.if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see unc
>>217421641Apparently Brady's working on some 4-hour epic about Chinese immigrants in California set in the 1930s, or something like that.
>>217423120>As a Millennial, my generation is the best because we created 4chan itselfThis, unironically.
>>217423228The OLDEST members of Gen Alpha were about 13 years old when Skibidi Toilet came out. The meme splits the generations but there were more Zoomers than Alphas watching Skibidi Toilet.>if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see uncsounds like somebody is seething because your generation isn't as based as mine. See pic-related? That meme is called Pepe. My generation made that. So lower your tone and respect your elders.
>2012 was 14 years ago
>>217421625can't wait
>>217421595The world ended that year btw we live in hell now
>>217422907btw you can't just say it casually like that
>>217422907Feels more like purgatory than hell.
>>217421595that seems completely normal. Skyrim was 3 months old this time in 2012
Whats the Nickelback of cinema?Meaning, something not that particularly bad, but it became a meme and "cool" for everyone to hate on it?
>>217422745Go listen to the shaggs
>>217423086infamy is still fame
>>217423235I listen to Judas Priest.
>>217423303oh, im sorry, didnt know you are a literal homosexual
>>217423280>Infamy Yeah dude all those people go to their shows ironically kek. The funniest thing is that you are probably a fan of rap
