Holy fuck this movie is cool.
>>217463398The chess machine reminds me of my ex-wife.
He saved comedy
>>217463209Ellen vibes. Those are some eyes who have seen A LOT of dicks…
>>217458147>does anti-illegal immigration jokes for the maga crowd>brings an illegal immigrant to the country through fake marriage
>>217463335She dumped him as soon as she got that green card too :)
Any time I see anything about this fag it's just "he won" or "he saved comedy" or some other ipad baby faggotry. Never once seen anything funny that he's said.
>>217463389Tony posts this crap himself, you didn’t notice we ALWAYS get these threads right after he gets done filming kill Tony? Every fucking Monday for like 2 years now…insufferable and insecure, like a woman. He is incapable of saying or doing anything funny on purpose his fall from grace will be hilarious, though.
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217463110>Great noble knights or regular humansbut Anakin was neither of these things. He was a kid who got scooped up and told he was THE CHOSEN ONE - literally the most important person that has ever lived or ever will live - and then raised by a monastic order who paradoxically constantly stroked his ego by reminding him of how great he was destined to be, while constantly shitting on him for not being good enough at being a weird autistic celibateAnakin became an egomaniac who had almost no emotional control or self-discipline because he was robbed of the father figure he should have had (Qui Gon) and instead got a shitty "Hey bud I'm your friend, you can talk to me" step-dad such a guy as Anakin absolutey would destroy the entire universe for the woman he loveshe was a crazy person, a megalomaniac
>>217463150They ruined a lot of things.
>>217460540>99% of critique dimwits have is the result of them not watching the movie. Why are they like that?
>>217463082that was a fun thread
>>217460540was anybody else who played the video game before the movie came out disappointed anakin and mace never actually had a lightsaber duel
>from the twisted mind of jordan peele
>>217462050>i had no idea TRACHTENBERG was jewishSometimes you have no one to blame but yourself, anon.
>>217459455I forgot Katie Holmes was in this
Dawson was a massive fucking dickheadJames is an awesome actor, it was sick they got him to play Batemans brother, when you watch Dawsons Creek he totally comes off as the same kind of Psycho
>>217462992Even James hated the character, if I remember right. That's why Dawson stops being the main character around s3. After that, it's pretty much Joey's show.
>>217459455
Times you acted like Tom Ripley
For me it's American Friend
>>217462089Do you generally expect people to murder you when provoked?
>>217462154I watched this not too long ago, probably recce'd here. I have no memory of it.
>>217458731One time my story dragged on far too long
>>217459145Kill yourself faggot scum
Put the fries in the bag Sydney, stick to the roles you know...
I LOVE SYDNEY SWEENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217463353nobody wanted this shitflick of an unknown dyke boxer
Need her to beat me up and suffocate me between her tits and make me call her mommy
>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
>>217463107>Kelly Reilly's titsI'm going to watch it now because apparently kelly reilly gets her tits out so yeah, kinda
>>217463079Do you ride EV only? Do you know recycling lithium battery is toxic?
Old white man dressing like cool cat black guy is so cringe
>>217458498they sure are getting a lot of mileage out of this chick's ass, very nice>>217458860you could argue that they are putting in eye candy for the men forced to watch this with their women
>>217458314What is the plot significance of that scene>>217458498or this one
>film starts out with a quote on a black screen
When a man makes a beast of himself, he gets rid of the pain of being a man.
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>217462766>destroys the churchum BASED
>>217459588Yeah.
>>217459519OOOOOOOUGH VIOLETToT
>>217459588
>>217459588lmao
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>>217462874sex with the slutty leather jacket girl.
>>217462894has one of the most beautiful casts, that goes a long way
>>217455944I liked Part 1 a little better
Return to Silent Hill, out this week.
>>217462894Shut up
Looks like kino is back on the menu!
>>217460924Double fatigue is back on the menu.
>>217461007His career in movies it was always like this, you're tripping
...Barbara ?
>>217461032Cabin Fever is his best movie.
>>217460924>Snoop>B>Not Cfake news
I don't know what the fuck this shit was about. 3hrs of boredom and dreams.I can understand Mulholland drive, but why is this shit praised so much on rotten tomatoes and letterboxd I don't get it
>>217462911>what a fucking hound dog he was on-set.Do you blame him?>>217463198How was Lynch tard-wrangled when he made Elephant man or Straight Story?
>>217463215>Elephant ManAdapted from the memoirs of Frederick Treves>Straight StoryAdapted from the real life of Alvin StraightThey arent 100% Lynch, you should have gone with Eraserhead or Blue Velvet kek
>>217462382it's his magnum opus. pure lynchian unease, not bound by plot. it's less a coherent story and more a collection of rhyming ideas you're meant to take in and interpret like a Rorschach test.
>>217463314The film was 100% Lynch though.
>>217462382The dance party ending was 10/10
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217462797It starts with the fact that Jake's avatar is more handsome than Na'vi men. Then, Eywa's will that stopped her bow. The rest is Jake's qualities and also him looking at her like a puppy, absolutely boosting her ego. After three months he turned into leanest beefcake inhumanly possible and even got his own dragon to ride. The beauty of it all is that she still somehow accepted that behind it all is crippled monkey guy with chicken legs.
>>217459419>Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life babe
>>217460179the space-crack gets him to admit he isn't fighting for anything but himself. he's a mirror to jake needing something worth fighting for. quarich just wants a fight period, the cause doesn't matter.
>>217462559You know, I'm inclined to almost agree with you. The extended cut is what I watched and having the extra stuff about Sully's life on earth really added a lot of critical context. It may compromise the eyes opening shot but I think even that could have easily been done in his shack.I say almost though because at the end of the film Norm is standing there as a human and then a Navi that looks like Norm's is standing there with a gun. Human clothes. Seems like a big error but can handwaive as just a different guy.I didn't understand why it was so praised back then but now I'm kind of in love with Avatar. I also started playing the game tonight and I'm thrilled that I'm doing so NOW years later and can really appreciate it. I am a game developer but don't work on anything as large scale as a Ubisoft open world title. It's been a long time since I've played anything like this so it feels fresh rather than iteratively redundant. That and it's Avatar which is the whole point. A nice example of Ubisoft actually doing something they're good at and doing it right. Kind of reminds me of Titanfall a bit. I like it. Just played 30 minutes or so. Left the RDA facility and did the first encounters. I really look forward to more. I'm going to use mininal hints and just try to savor it.
>>217462862Only certification Tuk is interested in is the skydemon hunter certification. Varang and Quaritch kids are going to be wagies though
Why was he such a dick
>>217462680because of his thirst for that 28 inches
>>217462680He had to get it on
The virus broke out when he was a little kid and his only knowledge in life came from teletubbies. He grew up in an apocalyptic shithole.
>>217463291That's what the tiara means?
>>217462680the writer(s) made him that way because le edgy movie is.... LE EDGYfaggot shit
>I am haunted by the kiss you should never have given me
That's the face I make when I see a sub 6'0" boy
Everywhere I go it feels like people resent my existence.
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
omg it's Olivia! I love her!
>>217463166You too, anon? Do you think it's because we're fat and smelly or because we're autistic and awkward to be around?