d...do what?
>>217454948Blocks? You mean makes hotter.
Fuck that beautiful white butt makes me think about black men
>>217455733Tales from new Delhi insane asylum
>>217455705Sexy women farting is hot
>>217455743Sorry my wh1te brotha. Im just your average wh1teb0i
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTbIt's out in 4K!Will it be pozzed?
>>217454593>nooo how dare they enjoy something, they must be a cynical, nihilistic loser like me
>>217451218To be fair, Amerimutt men were doing this on battlefields in the 1860s, all while starving and covered in lice.>>217452049He looks just like the illustrated book version in the photos of him with long hair.
Dunk is literally me
>>217445881You people have shit taste why would you continue after season 5 of game of thrones.
>>217446604>beautiful cinematography and amazing casting.kekYou people are not real just bots.
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>217451954The showrunners and writers don't get Dunk. If the Laughing Storm was really friendly to Dunk he would just ask to be accepted into his service and not have to worry about losing a joust.
>>217451488>we want the indian audience
I thought the first episode was great, felt short though
>>217451932okay but where is the funny part?
>>217451886I didn't defend the sex scenes that were 99% man ass so I don't need to defend the shit scenes that are 99% man ass.
Which routines are her best?
>>217454507*smirks*That is a Grand Seiko. The Shunbun, specifically.
>>217454013Her and Elliot, who wins?>>217454105I feel like he didn't really think this plan through.
>>217453572Her Answering Machine bit always killed.
>>217453572Tit No-more-o
>>217454604>Her and Elliot, who wins?Page has a penis.
Hated by criticsHated by fansWhy?
I think the movies got worse with each one.
>>217455567You think The Undiscovered Country is worse than The Final Frontier? Are you retarded?
>>217454920Unsatisfying maguffin.Unsatisfying retcon.Unsatisfying climax.
>>217455059>"What does God need with a starship?"Good as in it's a meme, it's fucking dumb.
>>217454920They should have called it "The Sexual Frontier"
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217455690What's with all the run down Back to the Future 2 gas stations on the way to where reality gets wonky near the tower and what are the train tracks and what was that empire and what did it do and what did the man in black say to the woman at the saloon to make her kill herself if she heard it that he promised her would happen?
>>217455690>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire seriesthis is hilarious
Broad City is funny
>>217438390I had a friend like this in college we were both potheads took many of the same classes we would fugg now and then but generally it was all platonic I even had to pretend to be her boyfriend to her siblings before. Idk why it never got emotional.
>>217447013There's a surge in using ju puss to get white men to fight bibi's wars
>>217455300Damn. Good for you, anon. I hope you enjoyed it while you had it.
>>217455300Because you're both retarded druggies.
>>217439686I've met plenty of flat, dumb bitches so this isn't true.
Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
Why would a Terminator want to say "no problemo"? Why wouldn't it just shoot the fucking target?
>>217450787It is trying to appear normal.
why did he ask for the plasma rifle at the gun store when he knew that kind of weaponry wasn't in this time
>>217455720Holy shit. Literally fucking unwatchable now. Thanks asshole!
>>217450787He's not looking to terminate teh book retard
Just got around to watching this. Even my boomer mother who doesn't notice anything noticed there was a LOT of pro-Islam propaganda in this.
>>217455001>Women warriors>Women speaking>Women slapping powerful men>Women shit-talking Religion>Pro-Islam
>>217455150>>217455519Can't wait for the techbros to turn you into biofuel. That's on Lisan al-Gaib.
>>217455001That's hilarious. My muslim mother thought it was ridiculously racist.
>>217455613What’s her ethnicity?
>>217455001Muslims think Dune is pro-Islam but the movie is literally about a Jewish actor turning a bunch of Muslim stand-ins into useful idiots and cannon fodder for his own political machinations. They genuinely celebrate this
Is Predator Badlands actually worth seeing for OG Predator enjoyers, or is it just coomer bait?
>>217455633yeah but its actually well done and fine for a popcorn flick
>>217455319Why would you put a predator there? That's a terrible idea. Even worse than putting him in an Alien movie.
>>217455688K.
>>217455691She was so weirdly ugly-hot.
>>217455319it's neither
>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
>>217455689To be fair Costner left yellowstone
>watching a show for women
seriously though, why would an actor leave a successful show thats paying him millions after one season
>>217455736especially when you get to see puffy blonde girl pussy. guy thinks his shit doesnt stink
Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful factionImagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
>>217455345>They're either evil, retarded, or both. Nothing else matters.Yeah, this is the biggest problem. How the fuck am I supposed to give a shit about what happens in the story when EVERYONE our main characters interact with is a complete retard and usually also a piece of shit. Hell, even the main characters are retards.
>>217455488Generally the idea is that video game loading screens often abstract distance traveled. The strip is a rough one because in game you can clearly see that it is right on the other side of the gate we use in freeside. Lucy and the ghoul explicitly state that they will not be traveling through freeside on their way to the strip so it must be assumed that the gate we see with the destroyed securitrons and the kings is not the same gate in the game where we first enter the strip. A game map covering the area NV does is not a 1-1 representation
>>217448285>someone's personal prediction was wrong therefore the timeline is inconsistentgod you're stupid, also Anchorage started in 2066 you fucking retard
>>217455410>Huh? Why would the institute want spies and influence in society? Is that what you're asking?Yes.Spies and influence are only useful if you actually gain something from the knowledge and the influence.The only thing that The Institute has gained from sending out its synth spies is that now everyone knows The Institute is sending out synth spies that kill and replace random people. Their synth spies have directly lead to their discovery and increased the chance that The Institute will be attacked and destroyed. They have not achieved anything useful from doing so.If they were so sure of sending out synth spies, it would have made significantly more sense to just send out synths who WEREN'T replacing people's loved ones. "Hi I'm Bob I'm from DC and it's a hellhole, I spent everything I had making it here since I heard it was such much safer, does anyone in town need any work done? I'm pretty much a jack-of-all-trades" would work so much better than "HI HONEY I AM YOUR HUSBAND AND I AM ACTING VERY DIFFERENTLY DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT"It still doesn't answer WHY the institute bothers to send out spies to random settlements either. Diamond City at least makes a tiny bit of sense as the biggest settlement in the area - but why the fucking random towns? What knowledge do they hope to gain from them?Nobody sends spies to infiltrate random tribes living in stick huts in rural third world countries for a reason - there's no fucking benefit to it. That's the equivalent of what The Institute is doing.
>>217455634Couldn't have said it any better. I don't care about the fate of the wasteland because there's no one to care about. There's no scale or mythos either. A few threads ago another anon talked about how the show is simultaneously more nihilistic than Fallout ever was because it's all so unbelievably fucked, but then it has the writing of Scott Pilgrim, so it feels like the cartoon version of The Road
Why didn't they just run after her? Or just run her over with a car or motorcycle?
>>217455448i was just thinking that window looks like the windows logo when i realized the windows logo is a window
>>217455547
>>217455448He was secretly a Jew Lover.
Good Edition>>217432825
At this point you just have to pull some kind of schlocky Kelvin “timeline split” going forward and Paramount just has to pretend the last 5 years never happened and exists in its own canon
>>217455308>>217455344ACK is funnier becuase it captures the horror of watching it. Like "ACK! This is terrible," or "ACK! Why female Fem'hadar," or "ACK! Why the first full frontal nude scene in Trek history with Tig Nartutu and the blob woman."SA isn't effective. Too vague. ACA is already a popular abbreviation for the Affordable Care Act so its taken.ACK it is. The fact that some don't like it being called ACK suggests that its the proper thing to call this monstrosity and the shills are mad about it.
>>217455574All nutrek has to be irredeemably bad or else the last 8 years spent basing my entire personality on hating it was a waste of time and effort.
>samefagging
>>217455604Thankfully the temporal cold war provides the perfect point to amputate the worst of it without it being too forced. Then we can go back to the 25th century where they should have been telling new stories in the first place.
What kinos are y’all finna watch today in memory of MLK ?
>>217454346I find him charming.
>>217453434Probably not
>>217448118Martin Luther Coon I mean King
I'm going to decolonise my brain and watch Roots
>>217448118the one where he smashes redhair faces with his fists till they bleed, calling them white fucking bitches.
