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>the way you time travel as a man is, when you're 22, when you're 17, when you're 24... you just fuck around a lot. and before you know it, you'll be 30, you'll be 40, you'll have fucking nothing
>WZZZZZ
>BYE 4 YEARS
>I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE LEARNED MORE BY NOW
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>>217445505
I don't know how people are wasting their lives here. I've been here for about fifteen years and in that time, I got married, had a bunch of kids, bought a house, and said nigger at least a few thousand times. You can accomplish so much while still being a shitposter, it's not either or.
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>>217445729
>>217445775
>Sam gave better life advice when he wasn't trying to
yes and something the op intentionally changes/excludes is that his "how to time travel" bit from this video wasn't about just "fucking around" it was explicitly and specifically about dating and fucking around with girls in your 20s

Guess he changed it for his payroll boss Sam because late zoomers and gen A and shit are way more incel, they aren't privileged enough to be able to say "haha I wasted my 20s hanging out with my ex-girlfriend being lovey dovey and fucking all the time in a relationship I thought was going somewhere but wasn't" which is the entire basis of his rant.

got to repackage his advice grift from 12 years ago to fit the modern audience
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>>217445505
cheer up buttercup, sounds like you still have a good foundation level to work from.
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report eceleb threads as off topic
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>>217445611
more or less did the same but 10 years earlier.
tall, good looking, bright and fit.
wasted over a decade decaying inside because I gave up on the world at 14.

>Massive Hollywood blockbuster based off of an amusement park ride
>Ends up being one of the most kino mainstream movies of all time
What went so right?
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>>217438889
>something that at the time annoyed David Prowse to no end - even to this day.
Have you heard his voice? It's like why the dude became a body builder. He sounds ridiculous.
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>>217438227
Only the first movie is good.
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>>217446519
Everyone knows this.
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>>217438454
BLOODY PIRATES!
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>>217446693
Now that I've sad it yes.

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do you agree with coppola?
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THREAD STOP
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Just realized Adam Driver looks like Keanu Reeves
Knowing Hollywood they're probably (((related)))
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>>217443613
I hope that comment was a joke. Imagine being unashamed and not embarrassed to say something like that to the man who made Apocalypse Now
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>>217446694
reddit ass post
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Megalopolis is like Big Trouble in Little China Town except with an inflated budget and somehow worse actors. The movie should have been created during a few weeks inbetween some more serious projects.

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I need a list
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>>217443263
Comfy movie but I hated the ending

The stay at home husband cheats on Anne Hathaway. He cheats with his daughters school teacher (or another parent. Can't remember specifically). Anne confrontd the husband. He says he can't live with a wife who is never home and always works. She struggles with deciding about divorce but ultimately chooses to stay with the husband.
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>>217444806
That ending does suck. Nothing is as bad as One Day, which I watched specifically looking for a fun AH romcom. Boy was I wrong. Shit movie too.
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>>217443263
It’s a cozy watch but parts of it haven’t aged particularly well. It strongly reflects that 2010s-era fascination with social media, tech startups, and the idolization of major tech companies.

You know what I mean? It’s peak Millennial humor. Making fun of parents and grandparents for not having Facebook and scenes of helping Robert De Niro “get with the times” by setting up a social media profile.

By 2026 standards it’s pretty cringe. Today people are mostly quitting social media. Facebook is for old people. Privacy is valued and considered cool. Tech companies are laying off workers and replacing them with AI. People mostly resent these tech companies now.
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>>217443263
Comfy movie. But the end was weird.
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Idk y but I really liked the hotel room scene

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Is this an upgrade?
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>>217443619
more like downgrade HAHA
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>>217445158
Literally me
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>>217443814
nobody can really believe it
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>>217443619
Mr. Bean is dating Mia Khalifa?
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The darker the bean, the sweeter the juice

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>the writer's barely disguised fetish
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>>217426628
BIGGER
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>>217444739
It’s over bros
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>>217446379
Her tibia is already 40-45 feet long, clearly longer than a 30 foot long school bus.
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>>217443142
hot
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>>217431141

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>7 May 2007
>Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has lashed out at the editors of lesbian magazine Curve after they made her their cover girl without her permission.
>."I don't know what the intent behind the Curve magazine cover was. I wasn't informed of it, I had no idea they were planning on using my image to sell magazines."

Imagine they did this to you.
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>>217446099
>>>/r/eddit
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>>217443675
This is my preferred way to watch kinos
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kek. reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GRzu6zbS0
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>>217429581
current vibe
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>>217429581
On any professional shoot they'll make you sign a release form giving them permission to use the pictures taken commercially and publicly, and usually the terms are discussed with the model as well. Highly unlikely she didn't know.

>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb
It's out in 4K!
Will it be pozzed?
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>>217446698
baratheons are always the best
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The shitting is there to show you this isnt gonna be a grimdark serious show like GoT
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>>217446675
its almost unbelievable the Peakes got away with so much shit, including killing a king during one of their chimpouts. pretty sure something similar happened to richard the lionheart and his army flayed everyone in the castle when they took it
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>>217445087
Why is it a Netflix show of all things that is the one that is bringing back beautiful whites?
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>>217446604
>this was basically a filler episode which is funny considering it's the first ep of the show lmao
that's how it feels in the novella by GRRM to be fair. nothing actually gets going and starts happening for real until Dunk gets in a direct tussle with nobility. but after that happens, you'll realize all the filler we've seen so far will matter for the resolution

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That's about 800M LESS than Way of Water and 1.2 BILLION LESS than Avatar 1
Cameron is losing his audience (Chinese people) FAST.
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>>217446104
So how come we get endless Jurassic World movies but Avatar gets cancelled?
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>>217446483
I don't think Avatar 4 is cancelled, but this anon is right >>217446377
The cast won't receive as many millions no more
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>>217446483
Jurassic World movies are made for less than half the cost of avatar. $150m vs. $400m
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nobody seems particularly enthusiast about Avatar 3, not even hardcore fans.
there's a serious risk that the next Avatar film will lose a ton of money, because there's no way that Cameron will make one for cheap. He has said that he's finding ways to make these films less expensive, but unless he starts using AI, I can't imagine how.
The only sensible option is to cancel 4 and 5 and make a single final Avatar movie and market it as the ending of the saga.
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>>217444623
Still good

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How many times have you watched Kpop Demon Hunters? Ive watched it 10 times now.
I'm developing Kpop Demon Hunters fever. I randomly start singing the songs.
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>>217446592
no.
for some reason gays, women and effeminate manchildren are turned on, tho
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>>217445640
>Go to Christmas party and people are talking about this movie
>Go to basketball game and they are playing music from this movie
I will never see this movie but somehow I can't escape it. Is this just one of those things that normalfags only watched because other normalfags watched it and they don't want to be left out?
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>>217446689
If you actually like K-pop you should watch it. There's a good chance you'll enjoy the movie.
>>217445640
Watched it once, disliked it, not interested in seeing it again. Story was boring and generic, and then extremely rushed at the end. I don't care for musicals to begin with, but I did like Golden (no I will not re-listen to it, it got played enough at random stores). Glad it was successful though but I lament that they're making another one.
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>>217445640
I liked it but if I was in charge I would have shown more backstory with rumis parents and what happened to them. i also wouldnt have had the girls turn on her like they do once rumi reveals her patterns, instead rumi should have run off ashamed while the other two are just frozen in shock. Auntie was proven right which was too bad.

I like the magpie
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>>217446718
They have a kind of firmly hit the wall at 30 kind of look and got a face lift and botox treatment for it. Like a 40 or 50 year old with money would. So older woman vibe. Which given that gays, women, and manchildren are all mentally retarded an attraction to an older woman to shoulder the perpetual child brain would make sense.

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I’m surprised they haven’t tried to remake the Truman show into a 3 season tv series.

>season 1: awakening
>season 2: exploration and discovery
>season 3: escape

A lot of ideas and material and characters to cover outside of Truman himself. Interesting to see stuff like his love Lauren who seems to lead some anti Truman show protest group. The twisted dynamics of Truman’s best friend who is both genuinely his friend who has known him since childhood, while suffering the immense guilt of making a living lying to him. Truman’s mother the same but she seems less bothered. Truman's wife is much more of an exploitative narcissist.

True stuff done to Truman would also be interesting, how far could they go? Have a doctor tell him he’s mentally ill and prescribe him placebos? Give him actual sedatives in his drinks to make him chill out?
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>>217446001
goddamn now i never want them to try to make this because they'd fuck it up
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>>217446362
This. Nobody should try things because they will fuck up
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>>217446124
Throw in some sort of tobacco industry pressure. Like they wouldn't mind not having cigarettes on the show, but having an explicit "smoking is bad" message is too much. Especially since the pack is a RL brand.
Your ending is funny, because you could imagine the staff going into crisis mode, wondering if they should stop recording
>inhales
>coughs
>literally says out loud "wow, that's terrible"
>everyone sighs in relief
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>>217445926
The original screenplay is so different from the final one the movie had they could include a lot of new ideas. Memorable one from the screenplay was having two actors pretend they were attacking a woman actor, to try and prompt Truman to intervene and give him a heroic moment, but he’s so depressed and uncaring about the world by then he doesn’t care or notice it’s happening. Leading to the actors looking confused and shrugging at the camera and Criston as Truman just casually leaves
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>>217445926
>Pitch TV show
>Here is why we need 3 seasons
Chernobyl didn't need 3 seasons.
Taboo didn't need 3 seasons.
The best TV shows ever produced have one single, concise season. TV shows with more seasons are for people who want to scroll on their phones while some bullshit creates noises in the background.

Career-ending disasters
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She choose the wrong time period to turn into a white man
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>>217440431
nah you're definitely mad
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>>217442954
>this seething faggot
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>>217428467
>I used to have a live and let live attitude
>>217433130
>You're not the only one, friend. I used to have sympathy for them
>>217445323
>Same. I used to be neutral to even supportive of them

Are you guys literal underage zoomers? What year(s) did you think troons were acceptable? "Trans people" etc didn't even exist before 2014, they were all called TRANSEXUALS and everybody hated them. Only from 2014-2020 did faggots start going "just leave the heckin trans people alone" so what's your excuse?
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>>217443217
>trannie
Ftfy FAGGOT

Did her career die after Snow White?
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>>217429243
>rachel will never look at you like this
I'm gonna do it /fit/
I'm gonna blow my damn brains out
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>>217442416
Based. Hate thirdies butchering OUR language like that
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>>217442039
Does she live in a veterinarian's operating room?
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What's our queen up to these days? Any movies coming up or?

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What went wrong?
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>>217440818
but thats the best one
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>>217441028
>>217441685
yeah keep paying your taxes little shabbos goy faggot
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I miss all those early 00s movies, like Underworld, Van Helsing etc. Where they were clearly just B-Movies but they worked. Why don't we get any of them anymore?
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>>217444958
this movies needs to be edgy and a little gory to work while also taking themself seriously enough, that is impossible with so much potential money at stake, it's too risky. Another problem is that snipes IS blade, you cant replace him, but he is also too old
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They're all great, warts and all, you guys don't appreciate 2000s kino.

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Rest in piss.
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>>217444216
Moving the goalposts. Thank you for playing.
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>>217446119
I can't hear you remove the jewish studios balls from your mouth first
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>>217438481
it's most interesting as a warning about marketing.

would 28YL have benefited from being called something like "28 Years Later Part 1: The Sneedening", to avert all the midwit screeching when it "ended" on what was obviously a cliffhanger.

or they could have had a title at the end saying "28 Years will continue in The Bone Temple". etc.

plus we now all know that the reason movies are all shit isn't just because of Hollywood, it's because huge numbers of movegoers actually do prefer slop.
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>>217446574
Snoy might be the one studio that's not jewish


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