which one of you sick bastards did this
>>217190670She looks to be at home in that picture.
>>217185238>which one of you sick bastards did this
>>217190851Total modern actress death
>>217185238>You will never be a cat comforting Foy on the hospital bed
>>217185238>>217185650>>217187630>>217189434>anon-kun, i'm in the hospital for surgery for a severe neck injury, but there's been a problem with my insurance. Could you wire me 50,000 dollars?
It's over
The future is now~!
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>>217191073I dunno if this is to stop people from bringing in snacks or guns but it aint gonna work for either lmao.
>>217191139i was also staring at her butt
I sneak in a couple mcdoubles in my gfs purse
What the fuck?
>>217187909>Nah Rey originally was actually meant to be a SoloFTFY
Just take the AI pill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJC4Hnz3m0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86WZyh5SG7w
*ahem* FUCK Star Wars
>>217172059It was a replica, they sell them at Nar-Shaddaa for a few credits and a song. He recognized the counterfeit immediately.
>>217172540He developed force-pasteurization in the years since.
What went so wrong?
>>217191285People in general aren't that obsessed with it. It's just certain corners of the internet
>>217190362Neds Declassified Meth Addiction Guide
>>217191402This is a nickelodeon show, I 110 percent believe the sex stories
>>217190911Outer corner of eyes are downward slant. Not good
>>217191049Bueno...
Nanananananananananana...
Batman
Burgers are going to do a sequel for Landman called "El Llanero".Tommy Norris is sent to the new established Caracas Plantation to work there extracting oil for Big Oil.The first episode is 45 minutes long and features Tommy Norris as the iconic white hat boomer fighting in the jungle against guerrillas in Cúcuta.There is no explanation, no plot, just Billy Bob Thornton running and shooting a M42 machine gun spitting smoke and lead while the enemy soldiers are transformed into explosive pink jelly in front of the camera like people turning into orange juice during EoE.
But there will also be powerful emotional moments where Tommy explains the importance of the classic family unit.
>>217189164I don't remember this scene. what episode?
>>217190500I think is Landman S1 but I'm not even sure about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlSDDuWxO_0>After being gravelly injured, Robin Hood (Hugh Jackman) grapples with his past life of crime and murder while in the care of a mysterious woman (Jodie Comer) who offers him a chance at salvation.
>>217190647Nah deconstruction is lazy and subversive.Universal stories are universal because they are meant to expand on an important profound truth.If you invert it with "yea but what about these edge cases or uncomfortable pewter linings" your message loses all significance if it loses sight of the original truth.The only proper way to do it is to feature the universal truth but instead of deconstructing it you embellish/furnish it with the uncomfortable aspects. This is what The Witcher games, Star Trek TNG/ENT, LotR, and all the best art does.You reinforce the original moral tale with the uncomfortable aspects. Deconstruction are for talentless nepp babies and turd worlders relaying trends they don't understand.
>>217190792>You reinforce the original moral tale with the uncomfortable aspects.This is just deconstruction. Some people are just terrified of the idea that their idols are human beings with flaws and desires.
>>217187360>Hey you know that heroic figure of the everyman who fights injustice by taking from the rich oppressors and giving to those in need?>Yeah, what about him>He was bad actuallyWow, Where have I heard this one before?
>>217187360>nooooo don't question my 1000 yo fairytale, the middle ages were beautiful and perfectt. boomer
>>217190870Nah deconstruction, at least the way it's done nowadays is different.It seeks to completely undermine the original message.What I'm describing doesn't tear down (aka deconstruct) what's already there but reinforces it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5DgGQJeks>A misfit group of unwitting high school students stumble upon a cursed object, an ancient Aztec Death Whistle. They discover that blowing the whistle and the terrifying sound it emits will summon their future deaths to hunt them down. As the body count rises, the friends investigate the origins of the deadly artifact in a desperate effort to stop the horrifying chain of events that they have set in motion. Is her career slowly going down the toilet?
>>217188314and so am i
>>217187043If she gets fully naked, its already a certified kino.
You neglected to mention that there's some major dyke outs in the movie between Dafne and Sophie Nelisse.
>>217187043sex with dafne
>>217191578wtf sophie got bucc'd??she looks 40+
Return of the Editionprevious: >>217131812remember: Don't respond to the iphone spammer!
I like slashers for their generally stylish direction and atmospheric aspect, i don't really like seeing so many innocent people get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over and i think that might be a turn off for some people
>>217190835oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
>>217191398You sound pretty dumb. People watch slashers for exactly those reasons.
I like elevated horror for their generally stylish direction and atmospheric aspect, i don't really like seeing so many innocent people get killed by a knife wielding guy as a plot device. just gets repetitive after a while because it's the same basic beat over and over and i think that might be a turn off for some people
Baking new Fred
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/tangled-live-action-movie-teagan-croft-milo-manheim-1236466753/TEAGAN CROFTSHE CUTE!!!
>>217191318she's just a standard pretty white woman.
>>217191447She looks like a little jewish gremlin
>>217190138All of the main characters, who were supposed to be superheroes, casually murdered people, usually for no reason.
>>217190094She was the only good thing in that shit show
>>217191524I liked TITANS. She was the main draw, sure. But Red Hood was cool. Deathstoke was cool. Wonder Girl was sexy. And Hawk was based. Superboy S3 was kino.The shit I did not like was Blackfire, Dove, Jason Blood (he was garbage in Arrow too), not enough Krypto, Beast Boy, and the crossover with Stargirl being just a cameo scene.
>I'm sure that you've always wanted to go to Hong Kong.Aflong aflongkong?
I can't help but laugh at those sign language people whenever they have a news conference. They just look so silly standing there making faces and hand gestures.Seriously though, why not just use subtitles instead of having someone spazzing about on camera and distracting everyone?
>>217190834The deaf wouldn't be able to hear covid coming so they stayed home.
>>217190606they actually are, it's like blind people, there's like a threshold for it and barely any of them are actually deaf or actually blind
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>>217190834I remember one video where the person was clearly making up the signs as the speech went along. Perhaps some lewd gestures as well.
>>217190552I tried watching one battle after another over christmas on hbo on demand and there was a fucking GIANT NIGGER doing this dumbass bullshit the entire fucking movie. I wish a took a pic because it was so ridiculous, but I found picrel on the hbo website. needless to say I did not watch and have still not seen it.
>Be JimC>Release Avatar: Fire and Ash>It's incredibleOkay JimC-sama...I kneel.
>>217191031James Cameron
My favorite cinema experience of 2025. Really enjoyed it. Makes any Marvel movie look like kids playing in a sandbox. The scope and style and emotion and talent and technical sophistication behind this are just above and beyond what we usually get from blockbuster slop.
>>217191075Yep. It was extremely refreshing to see a movie come out that is a reminder of what is possible with the medium.
>>217190942>BuyHAHAHAOH WAIT YOU'RE SERIOUSROFL
>>217191566Yes, enjoy staying on track of being an idiot and missing out on one of the only real cinematic (theatrical) achievements of the last twenty years.
Keanu Reeves Hardball (2001)
He is the ball
>movie with mass amount of groids>the only white guy is a criminalI turned it off
>>217191202OP immediately made me think of Wildcats.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CfnKEYAbyo
>>217191493Mindrot.
There is literally only one torrent for this movie in 1080p and none of you fucking JOGGERS seed itWhere else can you get this based movie in decent quality? I can find obscure bootleg arthouse russian horrors no problem, but somehow Kull the Conqueror is an elusive holy grail of cinematography
>>217191367You some kinda retard or somethin?
>>217191483You some kinda blind retard or something?
>>217191367works on my machine
>>217191505Definitey retarded
