>>217399483>if not cat, why hiss?
>>217411863Other creatures hiss. Emus hiss.
Name a movie where a sex scene improved it.
>>217402868Image 3 decades without sex…
>>217402482Oh my Science, that trans woman is literally being graped and essayed by a yt man! Someone call a BIPOC social worker NOW!
>>217411600do you know about dogs?
>>217402263Mulholland Dr
>>217411600What are you talking about, anon?
He is the only cast member of the Harry Potter films to also be in the new HBO series. Is there a midge shortage or something?>shortage
>>217411803theyre a few cast members short
>>217411843Surely there’s at least one other midge in all of England that can act.
>>217411803It should be illegal for these things to breed
I once saw two midges in the span of a few minutes, one I walked past on the street, and the other in a cafe, there's no point to this story aside from being the first time I ever saw two in one day
>>217411843>>217411874The midge from Joker is English. He's pretty good in the new Spartacus show too
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217411509Jim is too flat to be S-tier, people just like him because he gets Rambo powers and is played by the best cheekbones Western civilization has produced. I have hopes for part 3 EU commissioner Jim though.
>>217411737Nah, he hides away in his command centre and gives the order to firebomb London. Hopefully he was stripped of rank and imprisoned for severe incompetence afterwards.
I liked seeing that Jim has barely changed at all, and if anything has actually improved in the past 28 years. Also it's funny to see him mention post-soviet Russian history when he would only know about 10 years of that history and everything since like 2002 would be a total blank.
>>217411864>Hopefully he was promoted for saving civilization and went on to nuke Paris and receive the nobel peace prizeftfy
>thank god we escaped the Jimmy cult, where next?>let's head for the Lake District! wait what?
>women when they turn 30
>women when you turn 40
>Men
>females when they turn 30
>>217411496>Men when they ASCEND to the age of 30
KINO
>>217411759>not one white man
>>217411759Z E S T Y
four closet fags
>>217411759watchin right now, clav is very comfy ironically enough, only parasocial relationship i enjoy, very autistic lol
>>217411759>>217411782Why are zoomers obsessed with grifters? Like how the fuck do they not have a grifter radar?
No hype?
>>217411548thanks
>>217397517>>217411300Sargon is such an idiot he somehow misses in this video, for instance, that all the virtuous characters in the story have extremely decorated bloodlines. Their virtue comes from their blood. But Sargon and his ‘right-wing intellectual vanguard’ don’t explore this concept which is far more interesting. Their idea of Tolkien is as an idealistic, fairy teller rather than a deeply, deeply reactionary classist who is ultimately a bit naive about the world.
Martin should star in a porn movie where hi sits naked on a throne drinking wine from a goblet while two zesty bucks service his tiny wrinkly old man dick poking out from under his fat hairy belly. Emilia Clarke, dressed as Dany, should be pouring him refills of wine as needed without acknowledging what’s happening.
>>217411718>Emilia Clarke, dressed as Dany, should be pouring him refills of wine as needed without acknowledging what’s happening.kinowould watch for Emilia
>>217411892It should specifically be a reproduction of the iron throne too of course.
Now that the dust has settled is Cumwetbatch regarded as the best technician of acting in the Marvel canon? Who else could be considered who hath had a significant lead role?
bobby dj
>>217411891He can't even do an American accent, and British actors can usually nail the American accent, but he clearly sounds like a british dude
Movies where the lovable underdog overcomes adversity to become the champion?
>>217411824>40 points already>defensive kinoI hate the modern nigger felon league
>>217411752To be fair it is a tasty looking cake
>>217411849Defenses are creating turnovers, momentum keeps shifting. It's not 80's 90's defense where they killed people.
>>217411885We need to go back to bowls of adderall in the locker rooms
>>217411885>It's not 80's 90's defense where they killed people.yes, that's the problemsofter than charmincan't stop a nosebleed
https://x.com/TheCinesthetic/status/2012455520968356265
>>217411114>Media never pushes the audience to pay attention.Wrong, fella. He's absolutely right. My aunt wanted to watch the stranger things 5 part 2 finale episodes. She said she was so excited to watch it. Five minutes in she's scrolling through TikTok or playing some mobile game for her dailies. Has nothing to do with the show not being engaging. Mind rot is actually a real thing and people are genuinely living with their brains fucking fried that they can't pay attention to a 45 minute episode.
>>217411781Between you, me, and the lamppost, I enjoyed them in Dogma
>>217411837They were also good in The Last Duel.
>>217411620What a brain dead take. You think Leonardo da Vinci would be carving shit if he didn't get paid for it? Fuck off, retard.
>>217408178Netflix is not the problem though. Netflix is the symptom. The communication paradigm changed with the internet but it wasn´t initially noticeable because not everyone had access to it. Cinema is an art form from when the communication paradigm was vertical and one directional. There was an emissor and a passive receptor. Watching a movie implied accepting that relationship. But communication is no longer like that. Now days you have some sort of horizontal multidirectional paradigm. There is no longer a hierarchy in communication because the masses have been empowered by the ability to participate and express themselves. It´s some sort of democratization and i say that in the worst possible sense.
>here have a slow burn crime/horror filmok>that ends with no real answers or resolution????Then wtf was the point of it all. Waste of time
>>217410742He stared into the abyss and found it in himself too. It's not the mesmerist's doing, everyone's looking for that green flag to kill off the inconvenient in their lives. Morality is not on a slippery slope, but hanging by a thin thread of groupthink
>>217410266Watch Angel Dust.
I love this movie because it went all the wayIf it hadn't I'd have been very disappointed but it did ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2nLnfHBEwSpecifically this sceneI love the scene where he comes home to find his wife, where he sees the monkey, the tape and all the industrial noise that keeps on repeating throughout the filmWhat an awesome fucking filmIt's the only film I've rewatched 3 times in the same year
>>217410266I share your view OP, my wife and I got filtered hard by this movie. But overall, that has been our experience with Japanese cinema. I think we only enjoyed Rashomon.
>>217411614That's not how I remember it.
kdrama general slowly winning doty editionpreviously on /kdg >>217351621Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
Unnies, is Tangerines very sad? I'm not really in the mood for something heartbreaking now, need a more uplifitng drama
>>217411688I really like park shin-hye, shame she's getting cancelled.
>>217411795Try Eyes of Dawn
>>217411795it's a slice of life drama that spans the main characters entire life, there's lots of happy and sad.
>>217411797>shame she's getting cancelledShe's not though afaik
>>217411710What?
>>217411818>>217411799If you have vaginal sex with her she will finger your butthole
I love the unsolved mysteries of bodies in chimneys: https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/joshua-vernon-maddux-skeletal-remains-chimney-death-colorado-117211-20251210
>>217411799It's a commonly known fact that women get overcome with an uncontrollable urge to sweep chimneys after you give them an orgasm, virgin.
>>217411799>>217411818She's saying she's such an insufferable woman that if a man lets her in his house the only to get rid of her is through the chimney. It's a really fucked up thing to say and she's admitting she's a stage 20 clinger.
I liked it. Enjoyable flick, and didn’t try to be anything else. Anya probably a miscast but she did the best with what she had
>>217410422Unfinished, half-baked, Fury Road DLC rehash released almost an entire decade later with ugly, bug-eyed ayylmao force-memed nepo actress that doesn't even resemble adult Furiosa.
I wish the movie didn't get so bogged down in the middle part, probably has a lot to do with the disappearance of Hemsworth's presence. He deserved to be "the" villain of the movie but the editing and pacing waters down his impact as a character which was a real shame.It's like the entrails of 2 great Mad Max films and 1 bad Mad Max film stitched into one. Praetorian Joe was very obviously Max from an unused script.Glad I got to watch it in cinema
>>217410422I get that they were going for a sort of dreamlike legendary tale, but all the weird CGI and post processing effects was super obnoxious.
>>217410422good things;1. furiosa is a believable character that avoids classic feminist tropes2. good worldbuilding and prop design, i liked the war truck's metallurgy3. Hemsworth was believable in the first half of the movie (a popular handsome charasmatic guy that was actually brutal and nasty), after that he became almost like comedic relief / a tropebad things;1. Hemsworth monologue towards the end, it should have been left implied that he himself was someone who had grievously lost and lost contact with reality and that Furiosa was becoming like him, having him monologue and explain that to the audience is just lazy writing2. furiosas romantic interest was kind of one-dimensional, why is there a perfectly modern sane guy in a sea of flamboyant retarded gangsters3. the ending is retarded, again, the writers feel the need to explain the 'subtle' things in detail rather than implication4. Gastown, Bullet Farm, and the Citadel all felt way too close to eachother
We all know that s1-4 is god tier, and 5-8 is trash. My question is why? Were they contracted to do 8 seasons or something, or did key writers leave? I've never seen such a drop of quality in anything in my entire life.
>>2174108182>4>1>3>7>5>6>8
>>2174111011 > 2 > 4 > 3 > testicular torsion > 5 > 6 > 7 > 8
>>217410818The twist is season 6 is God tier and nobody saw it coming. Do not (you) me, I will not respond.
>>2174108185 is better than 3 and 4, but you retards have swallowed the "trinity" koolaid
>>217410928No...
