Have you ever known or interacted casually with a celebrity before?
JLaw has a relentlessly beautiful asshole and I’m sick and tired of /tv/ pretending she doesn’t.
>>217397662yeah she's the best
Her asshole is nothing special. Most girls look like that if not better, i don't see the big deal. Yes she's famous but so what?
>>217399021>>217398441Bump
>>217396254
I fucking hate the way retards online meme about seeing her butthole. It obviously wasn't her. Anyone who can actually use their eyes and look at things would clearly know this. But nahh its soo funny man JLaws butthole bwahahah updoot me bro! Wow she showed her boobs in that new movie? Pshh we've all seen her butthole bro! Shut the fuck up!
Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
>>217400125Sorry, nigga, but I almost died of cringe when those retards let Waingro escape like total amateurs. Couldn't take anything after that seriously.
>>217396420Great movie that you need to be an employed adult man to truly understand, which is why so many brown zoomoids on nu 4chins hate it or just think it's a shoot out scene.
>>217400262Get back to work, Matt Walsh!
>>217396481you will never be a screencap
Michael Mann's sound mixing is shit.
Have you thanked him for making consistently mid thriller movies? They slap though
>>217400184as someone from that time, no; I'm happy we can leave him behind
I honestly don't care about his modern movies, but I sometimes wonder what kino he could still be making if critics and normies didn't rabidly gang up on him around 2005 and ruined his career.
/tv/ is a Shyamalan board
Can you believe a jeet made a movie about kidnapping high school girls
>>217400307Shyamalan is an honorary aryan
HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is Scrappedhttps://www.ign.com/articles/hbo-developing-game-of-thrones-sequel-starring-arya-stark-now-jon-snow-spinoff-is-scrapped
>>217400171>just give me God Emperor of Duncthat's not really a very good idea
>>217400076agreed, you think the faceless men or warging and connecting to stark would be better? Im partial to stark, bc in retrospect i believe almost half of GRRM work is filler to fix issues with his main thread, and theres really nothing to the FM and destruction of valyria
>>217400183you could absolutely make it work the targs had dragons this is a linear move
>>217400240bran is never ever leaving the save and bran the broken happens in the aether, not a throne. Brans fate is bittersweet, as will almost eveyones be. Danny returns to westeros, rules a pile of ashes. Jon, lineage will never ever matter, his arc is self determination. Jaime likely has to kill his sister. And Bran the broken will walk again but from his tree root prison
>>217398717In this dark era of Trump quickly eroding the democratic process, we need this more than ever
Is Gypsy Sweeney the next big thing?
>>217399447Is she related to Sydney?
>>217400069She is related to Gypsy
>>217399447Are all these chicks in the audience seething with jealousy?
>>217400238Very likely
>Space Jesus loves to commit war crimesI wasn't expecting that one
>>217400053Are you dense, moron? The whole point of the scene is that he did do it, and is repulsed by it. He's repeating "I can live with it" to himself to cope.
>>217400122he's repeating "i can live with it" because he's a literal psychopath which you would see if you werent implicitly biased in favor of magical negroes
>>217400152Bait used to be subtle.
>>217399749He didn't actually do it, Garak did. He didn't even know until after it was done.
Deep Space 9 is such a shitshow. >Here's an underclass of oppressed people who recently struggled against occupation >Hold up, the Jews don't like that... Can you make them crazed religious fundamentalists that bomb schools and summon literal demons? How about an episode where they deny refugees too! Maybe an episode about how they disown mixed race children or wait an alternate universe where they're the occupiers! Sure, you might think it's "deep" to add depth to things, shades of grey, but when you do nothing but layer it on it becomes the inverse
this is what Star Wars will be like from now on
when a non-white actress gets cast as a traditionally white character, are you pissed because they aren't being true to the story, or it just because the actress isn't white? only way to find out for sure. hollywood needs to cast sydney sweeney as lara croft. if being true to the story matters the most, the online fans will rage because sydney isn't a brunette. if only skin color matters, there will be no complaining
>>217399577More like gladiator 2 was niggered lol
>>217399994for you
>>217399339not accurate to the game, the real lara has one large triangular prism breast
>>217399339The people (mostly North American white women) behind this are disingenuous and don't actually care about whatever it is that they're polluting with identity politics with deliberate malicious intent just so that they can take things white straight males care about and trash them to manufacture reasons to call white straight males names because they're narcissistic sociopathic parasites with the minds of children and everything they think, say and do revolves around hating white straight males and wanting to make them as miserable as they are because Daddy didn't love them and are always 100% the aggressors in every situation as you invade, infest and destroy anything that makes people happy but I take comfort knowing that no one has ever loved you, no one ever will and the people who say they do are lying to you while you will die alone and forgotten in a very cold and pitch black dark room before your ashes are flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will care if you died just as I have no doubt that no one cares you are alive now!!!FACT!!!
>>217399602No, because Sydney is soft and squishy and fleshy and jiggly, she looks even less athletic than the one they cast. Part of Sydney's appeal is that she looks like she's never lifted anything heavier than a martini
Have you ever been reverse raped by a semen demon?
>>217400290No, I have never had sex
What did these retards die of?
hypoglycemia
Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man>During World War II, Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy) returns from a self-imposed exile for his most destructive reckoning yet.Enola Holmes 3>Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown), the brilliant sister Sherlock Holmes (Henry Cavill) investigates a new mystery while grappling with a marriage proposal.Apex>A grieving woman (Charlize Theron) testing her limits in the Australian wilderness is suddenly ensnared in a deadly game with a ruthless serial killer (Taron Egerton).Animals>When their son is kidnapped, a Los Angeles mayoral candidate (Ben Affleck) and his wife (Kerry Washington) find themselves drawn into a web of deception. As they scramble to raise the ransom payment, they’re forced to make choices that could tear their world apart.Here Comes The Flood>A master thief (Robert Pattinson), a security guard (Denzel Washington) and a bank teller (Daisy Edgar-Jones) are caught in a deadly game of cons and double crosses.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can someone explain to me how it is possible for Netflix to produce more films than any other fucking Hollywood studio and still put out the absolute worst fucking slop imaginable? And keep in mind, this shit isn't even written by AI yet. What the fuck are the next 10 years of Netflix movies going to look like? How is this possible? Someone explain it to me, because mathematically, scientifically, this should not fucking make sense. Supposedly, they do actually have talented filmmakers and screenwriters at their beck and call. They're constantly poaching people from other studios. So why is this continuing to happen? Did Netflix lose a bet with someone? Is this like some kind of sickening humiliation ritual that never ends? I just want GODDAMN answers.
>>217389806Hershlag still got it.
>>217398275>waaaah waaaah waaaaah everything sucksHow stunning and brave of you to say that anon.
>>217399310Bump
>>217389757War Machine is a 2017 army film with Brad Pitt. They should have called it something else.
>>217384310>this will never be you edition
>>217399739Now i'm wondering if human quaritch could also bag varang...
>>217399695she's a cutie
>>217399822Size difference way too exaggerated again
Let's say hypothetically Jimbo the god of kino Quaritch's place with (You) in this very scene (whether in a recom body of your own or in your current pathetic little tiny dicked human body). How the hell do you get out of this one bros, can you be as badas as Quaritch?
H-how do I find this video?
Hollywood seriously wants us to believe that having women in the military is a good idea
>>217399010Idc about feet but she is a fine looking lady. I do love a strong jaw on a woman. I never get this idea that it makes them look manly.
>>217399563Only chuds who are insecure about their own jawlines dislike them
She was dating her husband when she did that topless scene and married him when she was coomer bate on stargate so why would she or her husband care about her using sexuality and nudity to make it on Hollywood?
>>217386573It seriously is a good idea because if I get drafted I want to see some foods get their limbs blown off too. It's only fair. It's only equality and honestly, men have been dying for centuries why can't women pick up the slack and die this time instead?
>>217400199To some of us, this existence means a little more than the “everything is acceptable” message the glowing box has pumped into your eyes your entire life.
I particularly enjoyed the talking animals
>>217399984I want to fuck or get fucked by this fox. I am not kidding. The idea of his little knot dick getting stiffer from pleasure to the point where he is humping the air is so amazing i have no words for it
>>217400021>t. Judy Hopps
>>217400021Uhhhh…yikes?
>>217399984Normal words but a fox guy
Will Disney remake Robin Hood? Think they've been doing everything else.
