Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
Oh, its a nihilist discord shitposting various inversions of reality hoping someone will call them retarded. Grow it in all fields.
>>217400822No idea what any of this means. My guess would be that it's you complaining about semen residue in your nose.
>>217396481quite.
All I remember is this was insanely over-hyped in the 90s, so I had to rent it. It's about a bunch of guys whining about divorce who occasionally commit a mass shooting in public. I didn't quite get it; certainly didn't see what was so great about it, but neither divorce nor mass shootings were ever really something I have real life experience with.
>>217400260he made a move, they couldn't get it on in time
is this the year?
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217396011>big cock swinging zombie alpha malesSo alpha's should have small dicks is that what you're saying?
>>217401239In the previous film Spike says the rage virus acts like steroids on some people so yes. He should actually have extremely small testicles.
>>217401149There's a reason I've been gravitating to Eastern productions. They have their issues as well but not remotely on the same scale. Then of course there are books and (a lot of) vidya.
>>217401149>In the future we have no property, the Torah reading schlomos own everything in the Federation while we work as propertyless debt slaves in teletubby pyjamas
>>217401149>wahhh the movie is anti-nazi at the very end so its far left white-genocide propaganda wahhh wahhhhGo back to /pol/ you low IQ burger.
HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is Scrappedhttps://www.ign.com/articles/hbo-developing-game-of-thrones-sequel-starring-arya-stark-now-jon-snow-spinoff-is-scrapped
>>217401183No. Not in any way. People do not get into an epic fantasy series to watch 8-10 episodes of some loser whine, mope around, and sob woe is me about having to kill his insane wife to stop her burning a city. We already got the wet fart ending of game of thrones. There is nothing afterwards. Making up random fan fiction just as a cash grab for name recognition NEVER works out.
>>217398262>Aryalmao
Should have just been about him fixing the wall and finding a new wildling ho to smash
>>217401343...fixing the wall? For what purpose? The others are gone, dumbass. Winter doesn't even exist anymore.
Can't wait for Arya sex
>Got the education>Got the wagie job>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 yearsThis film really was a warning for us all........
>>217399920>only work 32hours a week>stop spending money on useless garbage you cant afford>a vacation, expensive car or eating out WONT improve your life anyway>stop being slowby slow I mean not being efficient with your time. people are literal retards when it comes to time management.
>>217401324Yeah okay but we didn't grow up with it right? when we were toddlers, we were playing outside, or at least watching cartoons on TV or something. Very different from mindless scrolling, with an algorithm tailored to you. And that's what's up now man, fucking kids with brains not even developed yet, growing up with an addiction.
>>217401383>THING GOOD BECAUSE I CAN GET THING WITHOUT GOING OUTSIDESuch a zoomie post
>>217401383it was good when it was a niche hobby now it's all normie sloppa and every person on the internet is an esociopath/egirl looking for engagement
>>217401422That's the parent's fault. It's like fast food. I'm glad there is fast food. It benefits me. It's not my fault retards feed it to their kids and get them addicted and make them fatI'm tired of losing things for the sake of fat retards who can't control themselves.Internet is the only sanctuary I have against retardworld. If you fucks try to take it away because fat beaner kids I'm gonna go nuts
It was a different time.
>>217398330>sigh i wish my dad was gone for 18 months when i was eight, that way he could have given me more moneyOh get over yourself
>>217401397Headcanon, the post.
>>217401418His dad chose to be home with the family, and anon here says he keeps thinking that they could be richer if he didn’t. What’s the matter, Shawn of the Dead isn’t enough?
>Yellow man in... Timbuktu
>>217388553Scary Spice was the only hot one.
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217399846>Gaytrix>Heinous AnusThey predicted 4chan and OP.
>>217399586
>>217400431>>217401082my "waiting for farscape to come on" shown
>>217399606she had the most disappointing celebrity sex tape I can remember (and it takes a lot)
>>217400513
>Get taxed>Blockades a random planetWhy are people insistant that this plot makes sense?
>>217401070padme levying a tax on my underage benis
>My lord, is she...legal?>I will MAKE her legal.
>>217401108Ha
>>217401070dont disturb the prequel tranny, hes on edge as it is.
>>217401070Taxation is theft
Ukraine is losing the war.
*gets massacred in the first days of invading an even poorer, more corrupt shithole*
>Let's just drop down and take this airport like nothi... ACK!
>>217401306DEH
UNDAH DA ZEEEUNDAH DA ZEEEDAHLING ITS BETTAHDOWN WHERE ITS WETTAHSEND VEE DEE VEEEE
Help a Forty-Niner editionpreviously on /trek/: >>217390140
>>217401076yes, he says as much in the wesley goes the academy episode, it might also be mentioned when he's going to get heart surgery and he's traveling with wes
>>217401184No dude, just watch those episodes, and maybe the first episode for the basic setup of the show.Most of voyager is mediocre garbage its not hard to find which episodes are good. They stick out like a sore thumb. Somebody has made a list that is easy to find
everyone else has to deal with these 3 captchas w/ 5 choices, right?
>>217401434not for just posting, no. i get them for thread creation.
>>217400436They’re doing this shit in IRL schools too. Putting severely autistic and Down Syndrome students in regular classrooms. They say it’s to erase stigma but all it does is keep normal kids from learning.
This is kino.https://youtu.be/Z8yz6TWKUSk
>Nooooo prime teen model Ana de Armas dressed as a slutty schoolgirl with your perfect perky tits and your hard nipples poking through that white blouse, please do not take advantage of me as I lay here completely powerless to whatever sexual torture you want to inflict on me!!
>>217400978he already had sex with them at this point though, right?i don't know how you turn death game into this. roth has got to be some level of super cucked to turn sloppy retarded hippies that want to never leave into sex demons that only had designs about ruining a man's marriage. it makes it all seem pointless because the villains aren't even really human anymore. or maybe he just wanted a reason to get ana naked and didn't care that he couldn't write.
>>217399857move on, you mentally ill incel
>>21740002810/10 well memed sir
>>217401215kek someone seems mad
>>217399857>>217399894>>217400028This will never not be funny.
Allez Cuisine!I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
>>217397017This was the 90s and the guy was probably speaking as an old chink with a mid-century, oriental mindset, so he wasn't wrong in saying there are only 3 kinds of cuisine, because that's all he'd ever known. His western equivalent would have thought there was no difference between Chinese & Japonese cuisine.
>>217397131was she hot?
>>217369150>wanted to be Iron Chef MexicanHis entry sequence would have been kino, with a mariachi band or maybe Mexican hat dancers, just like Iron Chef Italian gets an orchestra.
>>217392328>She completely outclassed him>>217380242
Highly recommend this movie if this thread has made you want to watch something cooking relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU
Will /tv/ ever be this good again?
>>217401189I don't know what that is and I don't want to find out by
>>217401220How new are you?
>>217401189probably not. waifuists got shoahed long time ago.
Why shouldn't I whale? I'll never lose the weight anyway, and binge eating is my greatest pleasure in life.
>>217401247>hat so far down he can literally only see the plateInsane tech
>>217401113Nothing would change if you were to lose weight
>>217401247how is he paying for all that food. this is unironically expensive. also love it how he parks/eats right next to a garbage bin. he doesnt even care.
>>217401321Of course this is untrue. Fat people just repeat shit like those because they’re lazy.
>>217401458>You will wear xl shirt instead of xxxlwow, big change.
