ITT: lines that made you walk out of the theater
>>217399397
>today, we celebrate our Independence Dayreally, Emmerich?
>>217397440
>>217398356 Was he modeled after Bubbles or vice versa?
Wow. To say the least.
>>217397388Bruges is a shithole
>>217400882Pretty good alcoves though I've been told.
Wouldn't mind a gay beer rn desu
>>217400829first time i was on an airplane, i was next to an american and he didn't turn off his phone or secure his belongings before take off. thought to myself "what a fucking animal".nowadays i take domestic flights here in europe 3-4 times per year and nobody here does any of that shit either, except for me. sorry, maybe i'm a cuck but i'm terrified of my kindle flying through the cabin and caving in a baby's skull, so i follow all the instructions
Pure Kino
RIP Lynchman 1-year anniversary edition>QOTDDo you gravitate towards arthouse or classics? Why? What draws you to a particular style of cinema? Is there really any 'true' division between the two, or have we just tricked ourselves?Prev: >>217370534
>defends roman polanskiHeheheh....nothing personnel, kid
>>217401286We need a soul chart.
Baking
>>217401440Can I have this one, please?
>>217401455Sorry this one is special>>217401502>>217401502>>217401502
This show has some of the most egregious writing and flagrant disregard for its source material I’ve ever seen. I’ve read fanfics and shitty doujins with better writing, the fuck were they thinking?
Is there a webm of the congresswoman falling down the stairs?
>>217398990NOMaking dinosaurs on an isolated island is and was a great idea. Only a faggot would suggest otherwise
>This dude needs an injection every 24 hours or he will turn into mindless zombieDid they really just stole the Dead Rising zombrex plot?
>>217395666I think it's only a problem if you think of Master as a reliable person. But he was just a massive sperg and his plan was a delusional fever dream fueled by hubris and cope and could never work (at least without making everything much worse than it already was, but his point was to create a utopia. The issure really lies just in him going from 100 to 0 in one sec after being presented evidence of the flaw.
>>217401313Wasn't he buried for decades?
>>217398711Yes, unfortunately they are real
Having a daughter is better than having a son from an evolutionary perspective.As long as your daughter doesn't troon out or spend too long waiting for the perfect man she's basically guaranteed to have kids and continue your blood line.She doesn't even need to attract a husband to continue your bloodline, she could easily just get a man to cum inside her or buy sperm.But if you have a son on the other hand there he needs to attract a wife , if he wants to have kids without a wife or longterm girlfriend he needs to pay hundreds of thousands to a woman to be a surrogate mother. The rate of men who end up childless is higher than the rate of women who end up childless.The only potential upside to having a son is that there's a chance if they're very successful they could have many many children by getting multiple children pregnant, but there's a low chance of that in this day and age , unless you come from a billionaire family so you know your son will be successful.I want to have at least one son because I'll understand him and be able to pass on some male-specific knowledge to him, but I wouldn't mind having all girls. If I have all girls I know I'll be able to rest easy as long as they don't troon out or become over-achievers or fall in with some weird crowd like the effective altruists or anti-natalists. If I have a son I need to worry about all that stuff AND I need to try and make him successful enough to attract a wife, which is probably going to be hard in the next generation with AI concentrating wealth massively.
>so where can I cum?
>>217400932Cope. I have two sons, loser.
>>217398362I got my gf pregnant and when it turned out to be a girl I moved across the country and changed my name.
English television presenter, author and presenter James May, most famously known for being a co presenter of the hit motoring tv show Top Gear and The Grand Tour turns 63 years old today.
JAMES MAY DIED?
>it's realFuuuuuuuu- cking righteous
>>217401223its alright. he said he didnt want to go there and act like every other tourist, then acts like every other tourist
>>217401223Nothing mindblowing but comfy enough if you are a May enjoyerFirst series (Japan) is best then gets progressively weaker
Chat is this real
Arrested Development is wrongly seen as a satire on the Bush administration when it is actually a political drama about the fall of a particular ethnically vague Southern California Republican real estate family.
>>217401138Go buy one. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
>>217401118Who got all these fucking bananas?
>>217401156I live on an island in canada which is currently frozen so no foraging for bananas. The store usually has some but I don't like the lady who works on the weekend. To go to the mainland would take up my afternoon making a breakfast smoothie moot.
>>217401394So then there was no reason to bring up the lack of a banana since you ignore the various ways in which you can obtain a banana.
>>217401424You fail to acknowledge the disparity in effort between browsing 4chan in bed vs navigating the atlantic ocean and conversation with gossipy old hens. I had a relaxing day in my living room planned until the banana situation.
What went wrong?
They have an entire severed marching band but no severed security guards
>>217399694this scene was so good. they fucked up trying to remake another dance scene in S2. what made this good was the novelty factor
>AppleTVName one (1) good show they have produced.
>>217401470foundation. but just the empire part
>>217401470First season of Ted Lasso
>anime can't be kin-
>draw a bunch of squiggly lines>colour the screen red>save a japillion dorrars in animation budget and anime fans declare you artistic geniuses Worth it?
>>217401271>forced animationyeah I dont think so
>>217401271what was his problem?
Japanese animation went from thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkCKhLAzoBUto this>>217401271
>>217401435>OVAyou know EXACTLY what that is and what it means. why are you such a faggot?
KYLIE JENNER JUST DENIED THE PLASTIC SURGERY CLAIMS
who dat
>>217401479>women liesYeah this is why I don’t give them attention at all
Will the UPCOMING Zelda movie be any good?
>>217400778
>>217401295Ok, I take it back. This movie looks dumb af.
>>217400098Well it is called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link.
>>217401406Yeah? and it was called Mario. Not Princess Peach.It was called Lightyear, not lesbian black couple.It's called Scooby Doo, not Velma.I missed plenty of examples but you get the point, they had you play as Link throughout Links adventure for the majority of games.
>>217401406see >>217400680You're a marketer.
>>217384310>this will never be you edition
>>217401155Quaritch would do that himself. He was already an inch from killing Parker in the first movie and saying he'd make up a reason why the guy died.
I always like it when characters that the author/creator did not intend become more popular than the leads.
>>217400540We need to abolish eywa, she's purposefully keeping the na'vi barely fed.Rda burgers for everyone!
>>217401426Huh? He knew exactly what he was doing with Quaritch and Varang. Blue Quaritch is at least top-3 best developed character and Varang is a walking fetish bait.
>>217401460I'm convinced he barely knows what he's doing and while some of his instincts are still there he's ultimately just throwing shit at a wall. It's all just too clumsy and hamfisted.
Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
Oh, its a nihilist discord shitposting various inversions of reality hoping someone will call them retarded. Grow it in all fields.
>>217400822No idea what any of this means. My guess would be that it's you complaining about semen residue in your nose.
>>217396481quite.
All I remember is this was insanely over-hyped in the 90s, so I had to rent it. It's about a bunch of guys whining about divorce who occasionally commit a mass shooting in public. I didn't quite get it; certainly didn't see what was so great about it, but neither divorce nor mass shootings were ever really something I have real life experience with.
>>217400260he made a move, they couldn't get it on in time
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217399846>Gaytrix>Heinous AnusThey predicted 4chan and OP.
>>217399586
>>217400431>>217401082my "waiting for farscape to come on" shown
>>217399606she had the most disappointing celebrity sex tape I can remember (and it takes a lot)
>>217400513
>Get taxed>Blockades a random planetWhy are people insistant that this plot makes sense?
>>217401070padme levying a tax on my underage benis
>My lord, is she...legal?>I will MAKE her legal.
>>217401108Ha
>>217401070dont disturb the prequel tranny, hes on edge as it is.
>>217401070Taxation is theft
