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So if you are ugly you are evil?
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>>217450169
I've been cat called. As a man. By completely random women. Over three times, just by going outside. I have no idea how women work, I've only been in a relationship once in my entire life and I can't for the life of me get a girlfriend. I even had acne back then and now nobody wants to be with me anymore despite personally in my own opinion looking way better now than I did back then. It makes no sense.
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>>217450270
/tv/ is just an /a/ & /co/ overflow board
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>>217449478
I look like that, yes, people distance themselves so it's easy to be alone.
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>>217450312
What kind of cope is this?

>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
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>250+ replies
>a single sneedpost
I feel the tide is turning for Simpsons posting on /tv/
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>>217447688
WE FIND OUT WHO IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH...
MEXICO OR ARGENTINA??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDt9LQQ7q0

Not so much a quote, but I love this bit where the Itchy & Scratchy producer keeps throwing objects at the Harvard writer in anger
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>S06E25 and S07E01
ahh my favorite cliffhanger
>"Mister Worf.................. fire."
>DUN DUN DUN

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Why did he hate Apocalypto so much?
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>>217449474
He seems to be a faggot by his cartoon avatar.
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>>217449474
Anyone who says that it's due to historical inaccuracies is really just mad that it shows brown people acting like savages.
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I clicked on this thread thinking it was your favorite martian. How disappointing.
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watch the video again, but this time pay attention.
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>>217450321
No. Fuck off Simon.

What kinos are y’all finna watch today in memory of MLK ?
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>>217448118
BMWF videos
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>>217449916
Based
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>>217449900
Based
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>>217448118
i'm gettin some black pussy
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>>217448118
it's on TV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does this mean a group of guys want to be my fren and do everything they can to help me get sex?
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>3 years since i kissed a girl
>8 years since i fucked one

it's really weird because i'm technically not a virgin but I so rarely actually get intimate with women that i might as well be
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>>217449901
That’s me but I don’t keep track. I just accept this life we live is far from natural.
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>>217449795
>I still got time I guess
no, it’s over and the window for quality mates is closed. Your options now are prostitutes, divorcees looking for a man to raise Tyrone’s baby, or societal reject women who are as unappealing to you as you are to normal women. It’s probably better to just accept being a single virgin
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>>217447742
Did it turn you gay?
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>>217450148
Welp, i'm a whitexican living in Mexico so my chances are fairly good, problem is i'm a sperglord that can barely get past a 2nd or 3rd date.

>Tyrone’s baby
No blacks here thankfully. I do have to dodge plenty of single moms though.

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>hello handsome
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>The director's poorly disguised fetish
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>>217449849
No one would buy a girlfriend with eyes like that, they should have just given her her normal eyes -maybe they could fix it In a special edition
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>>217449849
Still dont understand the demon eyes, would be much better marketing with normal eyes
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>>217449991
>>217450022
I think it's supposed to show that she is actually not his AI waifu to retards.
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>>217449991
It's symbolic for our Joe recognizing her as Satan's whore

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ITT: kino side profiles
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>>217447603
fpbp
Pootsie mogs any other bitch's profile.
Another good choice is Avril Lavigne.
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i like noses
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Poorly describe a TV show or movie, and we’ll try to guess what it is
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>>217447641
Some old man’s zoo animals are accidentally released and try to kill and eat people. One of them chases a car.
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>>217450198
Jurassic Park.
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>>217450150
>Apocalypse Now!
Nope
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>>217448398
Congo
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Monke destroys a hotel and gets Pee Wee Herman after him.

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this kinda sucked.

not trying to be edgy but why does this have such a cult following again?
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the whole "donnie died so the baby that julianne moore reverse raped into herself can be born" is some commie gookslop shit I wasn't ready to endure.
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>>217449131
>that line alone is also more than pretty much anyone could say. that definitely paints it in a different and very specific light. when something isnt that good of a movie but people still love it to bits, it makes a lot more sense when its more about individual scenes. thanks for actually explaining though. im genuinely surprised that anyone did when something like 100 responses all said fucking nothing.
The signal to noise ratio on this board is getting worse and worse, low quality replies, low quality posters and bots etc. And the real humans seem to prefer shouting insults back and forth at each other like barking dogs instead of talking about things. It's grim
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>>217449806
How do you people come up with this stuff
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>>217450310
I've read the thread for the last hour, then went to the shitter and the text was there, clear as the sky, in my head.
There's a correlation between shitting words and shitting corn that has yet to be studied

i was making cheesedawgs FAH YEW
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>>217450095
Nicotine us a hell of a drug.
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>>217450123
Simps have no shame.
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>>217449567
Atlantic city dreamcast
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>spade tattoo
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>>217450306
It’s a heart w a cross retard

What is Boston Brahmin?
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>>217450003
This really isn’t something you should be spending time and energy getting angry about. You sound retarded and can’t read a room so no answer I give you will even matter
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>Curry Collage
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>>217447719
13k likes from indians shitting themselves over the term "Boston brahmins"
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>>217450061
I'm not angry, I'm bemused
would you not describe yourself as "spending time and energy getting angry about it" given your previous post said your intent was "expressing displeasure," and do you think a term you've never heard of and still can't generalize is a high priority for discontent?
>You sound retarded and can’t read a room so no answer I give you will even matter
it's a one on one conversation so "read the room" means "I don't want to or can't respond" and I think most people wouldn't be satisfied with your answers

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What did I think of Pluribus?
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>>217447616
>it's too bad his character didn't have a larger role overall
I think he will from now on. It was smart to build some intrigue around him to begin with and leave you wanting more.
Whenever Manousos isn't on screen, the viewer should be asking "where's Manousos?"
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>>217445600
same
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>>217445535
a movie length idea stretched into a self indulgent mess.

Dropped it after the 2nd episode.
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>>217446399
Would you rather watch her eat Zosias ass or manousos ass?
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>>217445535
It's a show for women like all modern tv shows
Literally not a single modern tv show is made for men

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>Phasers set to grill, Captain
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>>217449208
Roiped by min
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SLOP WRECK: FARTSTREAK ACADEMY
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>>217449208
Just Imagine how many gigawatts worth of cake this fat-fucker have consumed for breakfast today.
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>>217449583
In this part you should say aliens since it's in space so it's multiple male species other than humans.
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>>217449208
replicate me a couple of big macs, a subway and a large coke please

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>Credits will do fine
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>>217450177
well its at least being dishonest for your own gain. whether that counts as actual theft is up to your own morality. I for example could never sell or convince someone of something that I dont believe in myself
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>>217450177
Anon a person using literal mind control is absolutely forced. You're acting like a mind trick is just someone using their charisma state to persuade someone when it's forcibly maming someone comply to your desires. This would be considered theft in any circumstance. I'm not sure why this is hard to understand.
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>>217450138
legally speaking no it is not .
anyway credits are not useless to him. he is tax evader. that's why he does not do business in credits. jedis are on important mission, so it it alright for them to try to persuate him to accept the universal currency so they can accomplish their mission
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>>217450268
>legally speaking no it is not .
You have never heard of duress have you?
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>>217450225
>You're acting like a mind trick is just someone using their charisma state to persuade someone
except it works exactly like that. people with great charisma or strong will are able to influence others more easily than those without. the force can be used like that by those with the talent for it..as Obi-Wan explained:
>the force can have a strong influence on the weak minded.

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>random background wife edition
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>>217441240
You have to specify it. AI knows what Na'vi look like, but doesn't inherently get how tall they are supposed to be without further guidance.
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>>217449545
>mangkwan girl 3 months after moving to Bridgehead
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>>217449601
>literally the only movies she'll let you watch is ones with fire-based weaponry
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>>217448019
more like up with the ship hehe
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When do we expect to be able to buy digital ?


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