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CAAAAAAARRRRRRRDASSIIIIAAAAA
>>217177248>*dies*
>>217177248>>217177290honestly? kinda based
>>217174615I literally have never been here before in my life
Malencon is stealing our content for Reddit karma again
>>217177451Which ones are getting pardoned?
The multiverse collapse is allegedly triggered by Steve Rogers' actions at the end of Endgame.Dr. Doom's origin is a 31st-century monarch from Latvaria whose entire universe, including his family, was wiped out by Steve Rogers' incursions.The movie reportedly opens with Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man's universe collapsing and him being saved by the TVA. Doom slaughters the Council of Kangs and uses his resemblance to Tony Stark to manipulate heroes. Doom revives Scarlet Witch using Franklin Richards, promising her children on Battle World to gain her allegiance.Doom gains the trust of Magneto and Professor X, leading to an Avengers vs. X-Men conflict where the MCU is framed as the aggressor.Doom steals Cerebro to turn it into a multiversal device after Professor X defeats Sentry. Doom invades and destroys the TVA, massacring everyone, while Loki is projecting himself to speak with Steve Rogers. Doom defeats a multiversal Avengers team including various Spider-Men and X-Men characters. Steve Rogers lifts Stormbreaker, Doom kills Sentry and Professor X, and Wanda killing Jean Grey who then transfers the Phoenix Force to Wolverine. A multiversal team called the Cabal, possibly Doom's team, attacks remaining Earths and includes Superior Iron Man, Captain Hydra, Maestro Hulk, and King Thanos. Doctor Strange switches sides to join Doom out of necessity, becoming his right-hand man and retaining memories of the pre-multiverse realities. Everyone wakes up in a medieval, warped reality where Doom is the new multiversal god, having engineered the sacred timeline until Steve broke it.wtf were they thinking?
>>217169219When two earths from different universes collide and wipe out both universes.An incursion can only be stopped if you destroy one of the Earths before both hit. But that is only a temporary reprieve as they keep happening. Normally the sky turns red during one but there is a variant version where it turns a sickly colored blue; this involves the presence of "map makers"; robots who track the collapse of the multiverse that blow up their earth then hop to the other Earth in an incursion, kill all life on it and strip it of all resources until the next incursion happens and they jump earths. Also there is a mystic order of magicians who go around straight up destroying Earths but that just causes the entire universe to die a slower death of everything dying a rapid death were all the stars in existence implode after Earth is destroyed.Incursions were initially said to be caused as a result of a multiverse anti-Christ figure called Rambal Allal, who is worship by a multiversal death cult called the Black Swans. But it turned out Rambal was an alias of Doctor Doom, who with Molecule Man, created the persona of Rambal to kill all variants of Molecule Man, who had been turned into a universe destroying nuke weapon by the Beyonders and the Incursions were the Beyonders plan B when plan A (blow up the multiverse via Molecule Man) started going south.
>>217168550looks gay
>>217176124Definitely, they are a fanservice duo. I dont see either of them denying the offer.
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>>217169219this with movie franchises that didn't used to be owned by the same company but now they are
>>217170446What did they need the HR lady in space for?
>the villains name?>Hugh Mann
>>217172067you would like the docking scene faggot
>>217170446>OP a faggot confirmed>OP scientific illiteracy confirmed>OP plebbit status confirmed>OP HIV positive confirmed>OP is a man in a dress confirmed
>>217175392>When I'm in a super massive black hole I can last a really long time. It's the tight ones that I just can't hold out in for long. Backed by science and first hand experimental data.
Culturally Impacted editionprev >>217166447
>>217177076Don't worry, Hitler-sama. James "TRADNVKE" Cameron is saving the White race with Aryan family values and anti-corpokike sentiment.
Anons, do you think Eywa’s influence extends beyond Pandora?Did she somehow cause Jake’s twin brother to get killed?
>>217177076If anything, Hitler would love Pandora's beautiful wildlife and identify with the struggles of the na'vi as they defended their homeland from foreigners
>>217177030navussy
>>217176138I get what this guy meant, but I recently watched it for the first time too and thought it was great. Was invested the entire time so it breezed by, there was no meandering whatsoever and the special effects were great, the part of my brain trying to deconstruct the artificial imagery stopped trying to do its thing very early on, photorealism achieved for the most part. Maybe it didn't give enough closure, but it was in itself a fine movie. My room was nearly empty and some people walked out too, and it was neither IMAX nor 3D, but not even with a dead ambience did it faulter upon deliverance. It really put other movies into perspective, I haven't watched something as gripping in forever.
Why does Mulder get his ass kick so much in this show?
>>217171575This show is so comfy. I dont care if the ending was ass
>>217157634dude
>>217177164dude why are you so on the edge?
>>217156201Mulder is just competent at fighting. He gets his ass kicked often because he deals with monsters and super humans more than anyone else.
>>217157658mulder was also established early on as a sleazy pervert, they just didn't bring it up all the time
What are some times when you were like Steven J Lockjaw?
>>217177285post it
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>>217170608Why does he look like Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends?
>>217170660I got it one time from taking LSD and I couldn't eat thanksgiving dinner
Why was it hated so much?
>>217177309No, they just didn't want to do the generic future war aesthetic of Terminator 1-3 because it's very monotonous outside of small doses. It's one of the reasons why a future war movie was always kind of a bad idea.
>>217177346ehh there are many futuristic sci films set mostly or all at night. if they are shot in the day, it's dark and cloud. adds to the bleak suffocating atmosphere. blade runner comes to mind but also the running man.
>>217177340Terminator 3 already killed John Connor. It was the whole point of the film. Terminator 3 is a film written by a guy who violently hates Terminator 2, and that film is a classic. One of the most impactful endings in cinematic history written specifically as a blunt "fuck you" to Terminator 2 and its fans.The difference here is that Jonathan Mostow (3) had vision and supported his writers. McG (Salvation) actively disliked Brancato/Ferris, resented being forced to base his movie on their script (he wanted David Goyer) and didn't give a shit about the THEMES of the movije or anything like that. He was a total studio hack reed in the wind.They knew Terminator 3's ending would be controversial because the film is a huge middle finger to a beloved franchise entry. But because the film was bold and had balls and also the studio script doctors jammed in a bunch of jokes against their will, it all worked out.
>>217177340>>217177398To be clear, 3 and Salvation are by the same writers. But McG's people came in and rewrote the film somewhat to shove in more pandering John Connor nonsense. The original script treats John Connor as a mystery, as a legendary figure somewhere in LA. It was going for an Apocalypse Now kinda thing. Maybe he's a savior. Maybe he's a madman. Towards the end, he dies, and another takes his place.Terminator 3's whole point is that Judgment Day is inevitable. There must be always be a Skynet. There must always be a John Connor. There must always be a Judgment Day. "No fate but what we make" is a lie. All we can do is rise to the opportunity when it is presented to us and act like we had a choice in the matter.
Watched it again recently having not since seeing it in theatres. Have since realised all the "Throwminator" shit. The FIRST fight, the terminator grabs his shoulder, and fucking THROWS him across the ground. And the fucking thing didn't have any LEGS, so it had CRAWL over to where it threw him.
>BREAKING Kathleen Kennedy's replacements to run Lucasfilm have been foundPuck reports Dave Filoni and Lynwen Brennan will replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new Co-Presidents of Lucasfilm! Dave Filoni will lead all creative development in Lucasfilm while Brennan is getting promoted from General Manager and will oversee executive duties.https://cosmicbook.news/dave-filoni-lucasfilm-president
>>217174726Hey Mike it’s your fault they choose JJ Abrams
Come home White man
>>217176083>IrishI didn’t know that. They seem like a very scummy people when in positions of power.
>>217155929>Brennan will oversee executive dutiesSo she's in charge of making sure he puts enough ESG pozzed shit in everything.
So how do they save it now? Toss out 7,8,9 and bring back the expanded universe?
new Literally Me just dropped
>>217176602Looks like shitty oscarbait
>>217177400>shitty oscarbaitThat's OBAA, Marty is seriously one of the only megakino American movies released in the past decade or so.
>>217177102This isn't a Marvel movie you retard. Release strategy for A24 films is markedly different from other Hollywood fare.
>>217177449>shitting your pants and crying about marvel because nobody wants to watch your pretentious ping pong film /film/cucks… not like this…
>>217177464>MarvelRemind me how every Marvel movie released last year performed kek
What is this facial expression conveying?
>>217177167Finally winning the battle with constipation.
REMINDER:The op (kekke) is a 38 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan
>congrats, you bought the Garbage Pail movie on 4K UHD.>now you have one of the worst movies of all time on your shelf>what's the next step of your masterplan?This entire culture is simply poison for your soul which Oswald Spengler once said, represents moral rot in a society in its late winter. It's sad seeing zoomers fall into this instead of embrace the most beautiful possible art, art that speaks to virtue, goodness, and ideals. Art that makes us better people for having experienced it. Art that enlightens us, makes us think, and makes us strive to do better.Whether you participate in Option A or Option B, you are pure scum:Option A>"Don't you get it? Buying VINEGAR SYNDROME MOVIES is being part of an INSIDE JOKE!!!!">"LOl look at the trailer and all the awkward guttural laugh moments in the movie. How incompetent!">"OMG "GARBAGE PAIL KIDS"!? I SAW PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF IT ON YEW TEWB. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT.">"It was entertaining how bad it was">"Wait no! My collection of terrible movies is an inside joke! That's not me! No no no!!!!">"*I* am a noble consumer who identifies with YORGOS LANTHIMOS films. I was only enjoying those films IRONICALLY."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217175642I'm going to continue to buy Criterion Collection blu rays and never watch them and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>217175642how about you take your globalist faggot collective and blow it out your ass sideways. I'll collect every piece of physical media because then I can entertain myself without paying your toll.
Lots are basically novelty items at this point, I'll admit I am concidering getting bat pussy from vinegar syndrome just to have on a shelf.>>217176545Dirty work is pure kino only disliked by people who have had their nose bitten of by a dirty Saigon whore, that's probably preferable to have your nose deflate from decades of nose candy.
>>217175642Someone on an isotope made you something. Now you will be stuck in a pyramid scheme over monetary coordination.
>>217175642Ok, nigger.
>oh yeah, i'm totally fooling dwight
>>217176787Sharing saliva is a symbol of trust
>>217176732Most of the people here are terminal virgins, bitter and deeply unhappy, don't take it personally.
>>217176612this
>>217175358For some reason npcs think that this shit was the peak of comedy
>>217176342I always thought it would be better if the boss character got with pam instead and brought her to the goofy side.and then they would ruthlessly toy with all those other sad sacks who work at the company
They’re basically just Simpsons-lite at this point.
Zero joe biden jokes? Really guys?
Why would anyone be pro-chud?
>>217172806literally no chance of recovery after imagination land
>>217172871>go full Sam Hyde or full Tim Heideckerwhy even list these 2 unfunny faggots as examples? they were by far the worst era of adult swim, though Tom Goes To The Mayor & Tim and Eric was the beginning of the end.
>>217177085what was there to joke about? how he was the best president in our lifetime?they threw shit at both clintons and obama, what is this need you chuds have for them to try forcing jokes about biden?btw he was called sleepy joe because we all slept well at night while he was president.
Joe Rogan cries when Mel Gibson explains Passion of the christhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ga_i6hpteVU
>>217175859Joe just a few years ago>You believe in God? LMAO you fucking retard, read a science book once in your life, what you think earth is 6000 years old or some shit? Pfffttt. Evolution. Squeegee your third eye with drugs. Joe now>*quietly weeping* Yeah I go to church...what about it? Science...eh they made me wear a mask dude. Evolution...yeah I need to ask my pastor about it dude quit laughing it's not funny What the happened to this guy?
>>217177119You’re so confused that you’re now fighting with people who were on your side agreeing with you kek how fucking retarded can someone even be holy shit it’s like talking to a character in a Tim Robinson sketch
>>217175859>So like you gotta figure, he's the Son of God. It'd take at least 12, 13 chimps to match him, right?
>>217177442Nigga that's everyone on here4chan is only for arguing no constructive dialogue
>>217177442I never had anything to say to agree or disagree with. I never had a side for anyone to join or be against. My posts were simply asking WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
