I'm really fucking tired of dumbass "illogical aliens" movies.>dude let's construct hyperlight travel and move across the galaxy in order to eat humans in barns oh also... WE ONLY RESPOND TO SOUNDS AND/OR WATER KILLS US!!!
>>214419311>Fuck off, it's scifi.Taht shit rebuttal wouldn't be acceptable even if it was fantasy. Certainly isn't if it's sci fi.Good stuff makes sense, shit stuff doesn't, period
>>214419311>Fuck off, it's scifi.No it is not. It's slop.
The funniest alien quality I have seen wasn't in an invasion film. The quality was that milk made them drunk off their ass and trip balls.They should do an invasion film like that. All the aliens are cracked out addicts trying to get fresh pure milk for that drug trip.
>>214419366>>214419360ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING THAT IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE SOME EXTREMOPHILE SOMEWHERE IN THE GIANT UNIVERSE THAT CAN'T HIBERNATE OR GO DORMANT TO SURVIVE IN SPACE?
>>214419411The video game high on life is a bit like that. They "smoke" humans because humans make them high. Earth pretty much gets taken over by an "alien cartel"
Previously on /dex/ - >>214390528
>>214418667Bro, the first season was filmed almost 20 years ago. People age.
>>214407363What if they got her tits out this time?
>>214405112looks like sam sulek
>>214407425wrong deb
So, The New York Ripper was the friends we've made along the way.
>everybody clowned on this when it came out because it was Kelso trying to be a serious actor>watch it two decades later>it's pure kino
>>214419060>Writer obviously loved this idea so much they didn't bother to come up with a well written ending.Yeah, he even put in that scene where the mom says she had multiple "miscarriages" before finally having Ashton. So we can assume his siblings had the same ability and all killed themselves in the womb too.
Kevin Durand was great as a cholo prisoner. I wanted more of proximus teaser. I will learn and I will conquer.
>>214415479Everything on this list
>>214415479>>214416410Me, I only watch 2 for Smallville's Lois Lane's sex scene.
>>214415548Alan Ritchson should continue playing Aquaman not Batman who's destined to be Ashton Kutcher imagine if Catwoman was Mila Kunis rather than a nigger that replaced this beautiful Ukrainian actress even in Wicked Witch movies and of course Superman always looks similar to the Caped Crusader in the comics so it'd be a nice opportunity to put Josh Hartnett there he was actually considered when they chose Brandon Routh Henry Cavill and even Ben Affleck over him. The Other Guys Mark Wahlberg would make for a good James Gordon while his co-star Will Ferrell would be playing Lex Luthor
>Gunn's Batman is going to be the scariest Batman we have ever seen. A powerful Batman that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals. A demon of the night, becoming one with the shadows, and then striking with a truly devastating power that will make the streets of Gotham tremble when the bat signal appears in its skies.kino inbound
>>214417807you mean robert pattinson's bulletproof, symbol of hope "batman"? I dont think they need a second (third?) superman bro.
>>214418502TAS and Nolan are the only batmans that dont walk around like retards getting shot constantly.
>>214419165This. There’s a good chance Gunn gets canned before he gets to release a batman film
There already IS a batman movie. I rented it from blockbuster once when I was a kid.
>>214419336Nope. His movie was a success, unlike snydershit
>I will find your Murderman Jor El
>>214419230he wanted to kill all humans, if the terraforming machine can turn any planet into krypton, why not an uninhabited planet? then humans can live and zod could remake krypton
>>214419361He wasn’t even Zod. Zod didn’t give a fuck about Krypton. He just wanted to rule over people. They made Zod The Eradiactor. He’s one wanted to turn Earth into Krypton and used the Eradicator World Engine.
Never knew the Stephen King book of the same name. When I heard the title I thought it might be about some war time death march (fictional or real) like what happened in Bataan. Saw the trailer and the premise gimmick looks so uninteresting and not at all scary. Don’t know the story but I guarantee the “interesting” and “thrilling” parts will just be characters betraying each other. Just seems like a boring film but who knows.
>>214418854It was first published under his short-lived penname, 'Richard Bachman.'And the film is actually pretty entertaining with likeable characters you actually start to feel for. More of a survival drama than anything tho.
>>214418942It came out already? I just don’t see the drama when there has to be a single survivor meaning you just can’t trust anyone. I do understand that I’ll be mostly character driven. I just hope they don’t pull a Hunger Games twist and threaten to all stop at the same time.
>>214419030It comes out tomorrow in my part of the world, but got to see it early. They certainly try to avoid that twist.
Explain the plot of EVA>inb4 /a/You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life. This isn't too hard.
>>214419341anno kissed my anus
>>214409798Shinji lost his virginity to his 15 years senior Misato. That's all I need.
>>214419352I already did, it was SEELE's plan to change the outcome of the Third Impact. The Angels wanted to end all life on earth with the Third Impact and human instrumentality was meant to stop that but SEELE wanted to become gods as well.
>>214419362not even close to kabbalah, nothing, not even a 0.00000001% using the tree of life, and some concepts means nothing.Imagine, I don’t know, in One Piece, in some random episode, a Dragon Ball appears. Does that make One Piece Dragon Ball? Well, it’s the same. Evangelion is not Kabbalah, just aesthetics, as retarded occultits
>>214409798nerds who try and figure out plots will never be able to grasp what Evangelion is about. also Rei best waifu. Asuka is trash.
>tv show has an episode dedicated to the characters visiting California
>>214418804name 4 shows
>>214418880The Sopranos Star Trek VoyagerMad MenSeinfeldThe Deuce
>>214418880>Mad Men>Happy Days>The Simpsons>Seinfeld
>they go to Bakersfield>they enjoy live country western music and copious amounts of fried food at the eatery>meet some friendly blue collar locals and connect with their mutual distrust of the Democratic party
>>214418986>they go to Bakersfield and get caught being up to no good
>its actually funny
>>214417131for me it was the crane
>>214417131it made me consistently laughit was great, especially the dog scene
For me? It's the bodycam footage
>It's a true story based on fictional characters I created.>Lt. Drebin!>Me too!>Can I ask why?>As much as you like.I haven't laughed this hard at a movie in some time.
>>214417131It has its moments but its nowhere near the originals. However its refreshing to have a comedy in the theaters. They are so rare nowadays
What is "drunk"?
>>214406586Roses are redViolets are blue<———
why did bubbles' voice change from deep and mumble-y at the start to the high-pitched whiny shit he did later
>>214406655>>214406715>>214406691
>>214418246>knock knock>i'm not going to say who's there ricky>you just did you fucking idiot
i love her
>>214419234Am I supposed to know what I’m looking at?
>>214419234Thumbnail makes it look like Crossed.
Fake nose like 2 of history's great geniuses Tycho Brahe and Gaston Julia.Based.
How do you feel about scooby-doo (franchise)?
This guy would've been so much better if he'd been voiced by Tim Curry. Even if Curry was just the costume's voice and the guy wearing the costume wasn't Curry, it still would've been great.
>>214418816>>214418792A T M O S P H E R E I fucking love everything about thatThat fog, hnnnngToo kino, bros.
Its great.
Comfy galore
>>214418591Apart from the Zombie Island one, which ones would you recommend? I've seen most of what aired on the television and those old celebrity cameo movies.
>>214417912boobs + hard nips
OP's paid shill trolling for defense of kiki, as she begins promo for her new MUBI
>>214417958Mass psychosis
>>214417912can't act, compared to whom? dunst can act better than hathaway, streep, hayek, many others
>>214417912>>214417958You are gay.
There's a war going on Rhodesia, and they need volunteers. Mom, Dad. I'm going to Africa
>>214418742>>214418755no this was in the show i remember him saying that
>>214417522No it ends with him coming back from Africa and them counting down the New Year, faggot.
>>214418195I worked with a black Vietnam vet at a Chinese place. One day he was telling stories about how they'd get ambushed. He said "DEM GOOKS WERE BOUT TALL AS MR AND MRS OWNER OVA NYEAR" and he pointed at the owners across the kitchen. Many laughs were had.
>>214418742nah asians hate when you misgender them, it's realistic that he would do it to show extra disdain
>>214417766No.Long Live Rhodesia.
Name the movie
>>214418480this is such a reddit post
>>214418480Lately I’ve been watching some Clint Eastwood westerns so Ive been acting like a stoic cowboy.
>>214419040Then you'll realize that staring silently at people will just make you look autistic
>>214418480'literally me' isn't just a meme to some people, huh? I do see how certain characters in movies could inspire to unlock a certain way of thinking in people.
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