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NO NO NOT PIN THE TAIL
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>>214953966
92'd
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>>214952094
glazed, white icing and sprinkles
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>>214951976
Do American prison guards really sodomize the inmates for their birthdays?
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>>214954021
It's just a movie, champ. Don't you worry yer sweet heart nothin' of it.
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>>214954021
And the 4th of July but that involves bottlerockets

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>an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin
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Do you know how long that is going to take?
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Muffins will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Entemann’s. And while the kids eat cardboard muffins, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on coffee cake. In the old days, bakers knew your name, what you ordered, how many blueberries you wanted in your muffin. Today, it's like checking into a Dunkin Donuts. And if you order muffins, you're lucky if you get an equal number of blueberries in each one. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with an order for a dozen blueberry muffins, and some 25-year-old hotel kid is gonna want his loyalty card. After the baker’s union got knocked out of the box, Betty Crocker tore down practically every one of the old bakeries. And where did the money come from to build all the industrial commissaries? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick blueberries, and I could still put an equal number in every muffin. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that.
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>>214953229
Based and muffinpilled!

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This chick is easily my favorite in SHOWGIRLS, even counting Penny
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>>214949673
Jane was so fucking hot
in the late 90s-00 she had a gothy dominatrix thing going. fuckin unhabeebable
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>>214951612
flat is for fags
a female doesnt qualify as a woman until she at LEAST has C's
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>>214948928
MOMMY
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>>214939810
MOMMY

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So, how excited are we on a scale of 1 to 10 to see this? Will it make a Billy? Two Billy?
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>>214953628
>Normies ate that shit up.
You're the normie.
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>>214951985
mommy/10
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>>214953930
nah

spin off is next
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>>214954025
Lol, so they pretty much are going to keep shitting these out as long as the movies keep making billions.
Fine with me, the two movies so far are solid +7/10 for me.
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>>214952613
FPBP

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>white people bad
>brown people good
>police bad
>open borders good
Did I miss something? The "revolutionaries" only seem to care about having open borders, the police are all cruel racist white supremacists with no morals. I kept waiting for the movie to have a clever twist or reveal but no, it ends up in the exact same place it started.. waste of 2.5 hrs. Acting was also shit and penn made a cringe villain. I feel that I've been duped with the reviews of this.
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>>214953978
>>214953028
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>>214953867
You missed the part where he's just pretending to be retarded and probably hasn't bothered to read the book or see the film.

>>214953696
Not at all. Fuckups? Yes. Sensei is portrayed quite seriously for example.
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>>214953867
>>214953952
>>214953952
i think he's just trolling you and has nothing to actually say.
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>>214954013
And ICE in Los Angeles is like 90 percent hispanic.
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>>214954035
And the russian agitation shill outs himself.

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I just saw Usual Suspects.
What did I think of it?
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Literally the only thing anyone remembers about this movie is the twist. You cannot recall anything about the plot without looking it up.
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>>214953389
You thought it was watchable but definitely overrated.
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Yikes. I think this is a movie better forgotten.
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>>214953389
Fennster looks like Mike Matei.

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Life after 25 be like
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>>214952713
Protip: Stop limiting yourself.
A lot of people are avoiding huge swaths of entertainment for superficial reasons.
If your comfort zone is getting boring then you need to step out of it.

The older you get the more you get stuck in ruts and everything gets boring.
Every day lasted a thousand years when you were 10. And that's because you were constantly trying new things.
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>>214953296
yep
take care of your back bros
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>>214953045
You can't emotion your way out of a chemical imbalance, anon
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>>214952713
untrue for rich people
not that I'm one,of course
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>>214952713
I'd say it's 16 to 29 and then your 30s kind of improve, you become less of a fag again

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Say something nice about her!
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>>214953648
be honest and guess her age, no looking up
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>>214953393
I'm a simping gooner faggot who mindlessly shills for multimillionaires and for these efforts I get paid precisely zero dollars and zero cents.
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>>214953523
It's the alcohol and cigarettes. I'm 8 years younger than her but look 16
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>>214953393
Oi you raggedy old feminist cunt! When will you apologize for your fuckin' car, eh?
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>>214953393
>Daniel and Emma shits on Rowling
>get shit on
>Rupert shuts the fuck and gets spared

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*ruins your show*
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>>214953963
So you hate women, huh.
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>>214953983
everyone with a triple digit iq does
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>>214954008
So your reasoning for her "ruining the show" is
>woman
Got it.
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>>214953983
do you honestly think Megan Draper was a good addition to the show
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>>214954034
women ruin everything

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ZAMN
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>>214953065
she got all the calls
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>>214953001
MBB looking great nowdays
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>>214953001
Imagine being her surgeon. This dude is gonna fucking triple is prices after this.
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>>214953001
that's so fucking hot honestly
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>>214953001
post hands

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what are your favorite Giallo movies?
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>>214953622
Giallo is yellow in Italian and a reference to crime fiction books that were popular in Italy back in the day and were distinguished by their yellow covers
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>nice opening
>gets pretty dull afterward
>but then goes completely insane in the final few minutes with a psychic with stigmata, extreme female genital mutilation, and fourth wall breaking metafiction
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>>214953843
Like most Italian movies with international cast at the time they were recorded in whatever language every actor spoke and then dubbed in Italian and other languages.
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Obviously aping off the success of The House with Laughing Windows, starting from the main actor, but still surprisingly solid for a late giallo
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>>214950094
That's quite a sophisticated bait image.

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>>214953619
It's worse than you think
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>>214953619
It's a big guy
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>>214953850
theres a reason why all there shit looks the same and they refuse to allow physical media or theaters
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>>214953619
It wants /tv/ to shoot up a school/church/mall/grocery store/etc. to enact gun control?

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MAKE YOURSELF A DANG KASADILLA!
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JANNY YOU FAT LARD COME GET YOUR PAYCHECK
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how the fuck did I just now realize that's mac's mom in napoleon dynamite?
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>>214953259
we're outa STEAKS Napoleon!
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Unironically why didn't napoleon make himself a quesadila? It probably takes 2 minutes at most
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>>214954006
He wanted some chips, but Kip stayed home and freaking ate all of them.

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>On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed from a heart attack in front of 12 million viewers,[26] midway through his act on the London Weekend Television variety show Live from Her Majesty's, transmitted live from Her Majesty's Theatre in Westminster, London.[27] An assistant had helped him put on a cloak for his sketch, while Jimmy Tarbuck, the host, was hiding behind the stage curtains waiting to pass him different props that he would then appear to pull from inside his gown.[27] His last words seemed to be "Thank you, love", to the assistant seconds before collapsing. The assistant smiled at him as he slumped down, believing that it was part of the act.[28] Likewise, the audience laughed as he fell backwards, as a hand (possibly Tarbuck's hand) briefly appeared from behind the curtain to reach out towards Cooper.[27]

>As Cooper lay dying on the floor, the audience continued to laugh at him, believing he was making a joke about how long it had taken him to button up the cloak he had on, before Tarbuck, director Alasdair MacMillan, and crew behind the curtain who witnessed the incident realised that Cooper had genuinely collapsed. The laughter from the audience began to die down as they realised Cooper was unable to get back up.
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Jus' like that

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Cast him in the inevitable movie adaptation
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>>214952824
Kek very true. Fingers crossed tho, Joker sometimes presented as a demon artistically to represent his evil is simply better to me than having to see Batman actually wrangle a Spawnified Joker
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which comic is the one where batman helps croc because he has the mind of a child and at the end croc gives batman a toy dinosaur? i like that more than new broke batman
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>>214953889
Vanilla Batman #1 that came out last month. It has nice art, if not amazing. Gordon is a beat cop for some reason and Vandal Savage is the police commissioner, which is hilarious when people address him as Mr Vandal Savage, and wants to plug his PMC to tackle supervillain crime. And Batman.
I think the first issue could've had more punch if only because it's the first issue and should set the tone, but as a low-key story it was good enough.
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>>214953889
that the new Batman #1


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