Does /tv/ enjoy Women’s Sports?
>>215143931
Admittingly olympics are the only time I follow sports
I do enjoy competitive undressing.
>>215143931>lubricant company blatantly advertising its products next to jiggling woman asssociety is healing
>>215141347Why do you think it's called the STARkiller base?
>>215143745Anything that didnt didnt center around the British boarding school experience just fell flat on its face.
>>215143696>no hot girlsWhat the fuck seriously
>>215143696>>215143796>cinematic mysteriesQ: How did Quora come out of Tron machine and have a body at the end of Legacy?A: the machine reconstituted her using the atoms and whatnot biological materials from Quinn (the big lebowski, the protag's dad)so when he ends up fucking his qt program waifu he's fucking his dad, sort of
>>215141289where does she ash?
[sinister French music plays]
>Bloody Ducos!
>>215144009>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the missionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215144323I just started watching, this sounds pretty based
Who’s your favorite contestant of all time
>>215138126Smashphant.
>>215141679Being overweight is directly harmful to fertility.
>>215136526These women have skidmarks on their buttcracks as they cant properly wipe their assholes so they reek of shit.
>>215141782so would i x_X
>>215142842slamtaur
He was at the peak, and he boozed and lost everything.>Jan-Michael Vincent’s chronic alcoholism was a genuine American tragedy. Once the highest-paid actors on network television, at the beginning of his career Vincent looked like an Adonis. Likewise, Vincent became televisions highest-paid actor starring as hotshot helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the hit TV series “Airwolf” from 1984 until 1986—but was fired from the show's 1987 season because of his inability to control his alcoholism.By the time of his death in 2019 he was an emaciated, shell. His body slowly poisoned over the years with alcohol. First arrested in 1977 for cocaine possession, Vincent's life from that point forward became a series of substance-related mishaps interspersed with periods of creativity.He starred in the star-studded ratings-bonanza TV “The Winds of War” in 1983. However he was replaced in its blockbuster 1988 sequel “War and Remembrance” as by that time alcoholism had rendered him unemployable. Vincent had also become TV's highest-paid actor starring as hotshot helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the hit series “Airwolf” from 1984 until 1986—but was fired from the show's 1987 season because of his deepening alcoholism.From that point forward, Jan-Michael Vincent’s life became a nightmarish downward spiral of arrests, fights, drunken brawls, automobile accidents—and incarceration.Vincent died in 2019 at age 74--but at the time of his death hadn't been employed as an actor or appeared in front of a motion picture camera in nearly two decades.
Alcohol is so poisonous you really have to respect addicts dedication to the grind. After drinking i dont feel right for 36 hours with 8 of them usually being various levels of agony.
>>215141670>Chad alcoholic lives until his mid 70s looking like a badass pirate/cowboy>more news at 11
>>215143540if you're white and have the genes to pull it off it's not like that at all
Alcoholism is total misery. I'm glad Ieft it behind and can look my family in the eye again.
>>215143063anime is gay; if i watched i'd drink myself to an early grave too
Is Xander Harris overhated these days?
>>215138768The rape was done by a writer who had always hated the forced redemption arc of the character and snuck in the rape scene super last minute into the script. Everyone hates it but filmed it because Whedon was off making Firefly and when he found out, ordered all reference to it cut from later episodes (hence why Buffy sent Dawn to Spike to hide the very next episode)
>>215141943So it wasn’t done by Whedon to sabotage the character out of jealousy as Reddit would have us to believe? He didn’t actually assault Marsters BTS?
>>215135986I like Xander, but his girlfriends were way more interesting than he himself. That said "The Zeppo" is one of the top 5 best episodes of the series
>>215143171Nah. They decided Spike needed to get a soul. As a motivation they pitched the idea of what your worst day ever was. A writer believed to be Noxon, but it was never confirmed, pitched of a time she tried to seduce her boyfriend to save a failing relationship. .This turned into the bathroom attack. The credited writer said he did not write the scene, so it was either Joss or Marti. I'm guessing it was Joss given how it was done. It's bizarre they claim he was sabotaging the character when he was made the leading man the very next season. Marsters told the story of Joss pushing him against the wall a million times prior to 2017 saying Joss was joking around. Then when the shit hit the fan, suddenly it became an assault. Marsters is a massive drama queen and likes to be the center of attention.
>>215135986He's permanently out of his league and Buffy just toys around with him to make herself feel better. All he did wrong was not have enough self respect to see it and leave.
>ZESTY TESTY DOO!>WHO FUCKS YOU!?What did they mean by this?
>>215144057Letting furries in the entertainment industry was a mistake.
>>215144091Furries exist because of cartoons with talking animals. They deserve each other
Why isn't she in more films? Her father is a successful director, and her mother is a famous actress
>>215139509based nick living his best life
>>215144193Not really. Hipster nu disco darlings. Produced by one of the daft punk guys. Popular with girls
>>215142505>jeffthekiller.jpg
>no leeloo movie>no blue lagoon reboot>no Resident Evil prequelEver is wasted.
>>215138848She really needs to clean that filthy tongue
bring it back
>>215143210Combination of genetics and environment presumably
S3 was trash
>>215143223better than not having it. mads kino > no mads kino
>>215142350if by weird you mean brilliant, surei want new material so i can hopefully see more of punished chilton
nah
Well, sir, upon sighting the television & film board, I naturally gave the order to start a Sharpe thread. That's my style, sir.
>>215144119Making Sharpe threads on /tv/...now that's soldiering.
>>215144119Oh I know this show"MAJOR LENNOX ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE, SIR!"Yeah I see that clip all the time in my recommendedIs this like Breaking Bad for historical flicks?
Ah, very good Simmerson. But tell me, again, whose colors was it?>…the Kings?AND I SHOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY YOU SIMPERING FUCK. YOU LOST THE KING’S COLORS, HE’S WALKING AROUND BUCKINGHAM ALL COLORLESS, HE’S ALREADY HAD TO CANCEL DOZENS OF PORTRAITS, HE LOOKS POSITIVELY GHASTLY. MEANWHILE, I’VE GOT A BEEF WITH NAPOLEON SO BIG I COULD BRUSH IT WITH DUXELLE AND WRAP IT IN PUFF PASTRY, HE MAKES ME SO BLOODY MAD I WISH A COALITION OF INTERNATIONAL BANKERS WOULD JUST SHOW UP AND BUY ME AN ARMY SO LARGE I’D GIVE HIM THE FULL NELSON WORSE THAN HORATIO DID AT TRAFALGAR! (THOUGH NOW WE CALL HIM HALF-NELSON) BUT YOU KNOW ME, I CAN’T COMPLAIN, AT LEAST IM NOT SENT TO RUN A TAKEOVER ON SOME INDIE COUNTRY IN THE FAR EAST. WHICH REMINDS ME, I’M SENDING YOU TO SPAIN. MAYBE YOU’LL GET SOME COLOR THERE, BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE ANY MORE, I’LL HAVE THEM STICK A SPEAR THROUGH YOUR ANUS AND YOUR PALE ASS CAN BE THE FLAG OF SURRENDER! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!
>>215144119>I did not lose the King's colours, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not lose them [throws water canteen] I did not. Oh hi, Sir Wellesley .
>>215144196>Is this subversive garbage?Not exactly.
DUDE NIGGERS GOOD LMAO
>>215143143kek based viggo
>Niggo Mortensn
>>215143143THEY'RE JUST LIKE USTHEY'RE JUST LIKE USGIVE THEM AN OSCAR
>>215143729negro mortensen
>>215143143DUDE NIGGERS GAY LMAO
This should have been way better with how good the comics were, which is better than the Black Panther saga. also>casting a 5'5 hispanic guy with no charisma
>>215143421They totally bungled the show because all the Marvel shows were low-budget, lame slop
>>215143421>pilot episode has good camera work and decent writing>no heavy sfx or action yet but final 5 minutes of the episode includes a cliffhanger with a lot of promise>second episode has a ton of sfx and action, feels high budget. By this point you're hooked into the show because it feels like a movie production>episodes 3-9 complete and utter and shit, horrible writing and dialogue>amateur camera work>no action or sfx> terrible scenes that are either close up shots in popular locations or in closed up rooms clearly on a cheap set>final episode features a bombastic and even tiresome 25 minute long fight with tons of cgi and cool character moments, feels like a movie production again>stinger for next season >roll creditsThis is the marvel television format, it's 75% cheap filler content and 25% high production value as bookends for the cheap stuff.
>>215143421Are they making any more of these? I don't care for marvel shit but moonknight's my insane guy.
Bout to watch this for the first time. What am I in for Bondbros?
>>215141374>they photshopped the gun out of the picturelmao
>>215142894I've met Izabella irl around 2018, and even then she was pretty enough to make your knees quiver a bit
>>215143720He's just a generic action hero, no Bond qualities beyond the most superficial (ooh look he's wearing a tux) not a womanizer, not a bon viveur, doesn't smoke, drinks Heineken and treats women like queens who walk all over him. He's awful and I hate him
>>215143791Every Bond youtuber lists either Casino Royale or Skyfall as their favorite and it makes me question whether or not they even enjoy James Bond
>>215144332I have no doubt that Calvin Dyson is a real James Bond fan but the fact that he ranks those two so high in his lists is baffling to me. Like wtf dude they suck
>white people have no culture Lmao
>Im going….to be a dad?
