>Are you really retarded?How do you respond without sounding retarded?
>>215576343I'd immediately punching myself in the head while crying
>>215576343>Uhh *mumble mumble mumble* hehehe..>*pretend to be on my phone while briskly virgin-walking away*
>>215576396>I'd immediately punching myself in the head while cryingSaaaaar
>>215576343>I NOTTA WETART
>>215576396heroif I saw you doing that I'd run into a wall full tilt and then jump through the nearest window and stab myself with the glass pieces.
>movie has an unnecessary sex scene
>movie has a heckin unwholesome
I wish someone had cared enough about me to snap candid pictures
Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this
>>215573808Standish? Yeah.
>>215574472yeah, they explained it, he is still too cartoony. he does not seem like a real person at all. whenever he talks my immersion stops. same with the silent weird guy. they are caricatures of real people taken too far, because the show is probably written by some out of touch gen-xer.i unironically can take half of london on fire every 2 seasons, but those two just ruin my suspense of disbelief.
>>215574472>but the whole season did feel lower budget than the others.yeah, i noticed it too>>215574538big black guy had a gambling problem. Ho is just an asshole dfficult to work with
>>215575637Oh you are right, I merged both characters in my mind, thanks for the correction.
>>215570196He's hilarious, wdymDoss he hit too close to home or something
This nigga had a Leonardo DiCaprio level of fame during the start of his career.Is this why celebrities looksmaxx, could him not maintaining his looks derail his career?
I’m 27 and have accomplished zero things in my life, is there a movie that’s made for someone like me?
I'm 34 and feel fucked. Working with people mostly ten years younger than me for a shit salary, my fault I guess but moved back to my hometown where there are few jobs. Trying to save as much as possible. Living with single mom who had a breakdown and split with her partner and told me she was moving in with me. Met some old HS friends recently and they are either married or in long-term relationships, all own their own homes and go on tons of holidays. Just rotting away in a small room saving every dollar I can but buying a house alone seems like a pipe dream at this point. I'm just lucky that I'm so bitter, jaded and autistic that a life of living quietly alone some day seems fine to me.
>>215576276Same. I just want to follow my interests and work on my little projects. I'm not waiting for some grand accomplishment, I've been enjoying the fruits this whole time.
>>215576457NTA but if that's what you really believe and you're 30+ then your attitude towards life is symptomatic of this decadent age in which we live. Go read something that's good for your soul instead of quoting from psychology studies.
Bridget Jones' Diary. it's about a 32-year-old woman who isn't even married.
>>215576457i only said that because its actually quite hard as a human to produce a text that is so internally inconsistent
We are so fucking back LOTRchads
>>215576263Pedophiles should hang obviously, yes. Some do, most don't. You know that nothing will happen, and elites will continue to be pedos, unless you're delusional.
>>215575574mordor is spreading to every corner.the shire is Europe and the US and other eurogenic people. mordor is anything else
>>215573875they are finally going to destroy america
The Internet was a mistake.
>>215575574I live in rural Vermont and I am constantly turning a corner, seeing a pristine landscape, jumping up and down, pointing and shouting “this is kino! this is kino!”
>woman is ex-special forces PFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>215573862Kek underrated
>>215575081>t. retard.
>>215573633Both are evil and those women deserve rape
>>215575633im from texas
>>215574020>saying you can compete with people a tier above you if you know what you're doing but you have no chance if they're ten tiers above you makes you a hypocrite
I thought that Cannes was pronounced ''cans'' and not ''canne''.
>>215575398You don’t think like Dez-cart-ez therefore you aren’t.^ Need only 105 IQ to get that.
David Lynch said kaynes
>>215575398don't care for that french foofoo shitgot my own festival de cans at home *sips* yeah...
>>215575398kahn
>>215576402
I GAMBLE
I check
>saves star wars in your path
>>215576355extremely beautiful in the eyes how does she become it
She has a time machine and she is going to go back to 1983 and kill George Lucas? Neat. See if she can do a quick stop in Holland in 1945 and pick someone up for me.
>>215576381Who?
>>215576440
>TFW ZAZ will probably never make another movieWhat was their best one? I think it can be safely said that ZAZ hold the record for funniest movie of all time and it isn't even close.
>>215575922I didn't laugh during the entire movie.
>>215576051I disagree
>>215576149Then what is?>>215576301I can appreciate the humor in The Jerk, on paper all the jokes are funny, Steve Martin's performance is good, I just don't laugh and I don't know why. It's like eating a meal made of all your favorite things but still being hungry afterwards.
>>215576361My dad woke me up in the middle of the night because the jerk was on HBO and he wanted to show it to me. From the opening line of "I WAS BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD!" to the end I was laughing my head off. Its one of those movies I like so much I won't let myself rewatch it unless I'm super sick, or really depressed because I don't ever want the shine to wear off (and it never fails to make me feel better, Talladega nights is another one like it, it may well be the dumbest fucking movie ever made, but I laugh the whole way through.
Airplane>Top Secret>Naked Gun>Kentucky Fried MovieThey're all fantastic though, If Airplane is a 10, KFM is a solid 8Scary Movie 3 gets an honorable mention even though it was only one Zucker, the hat getting larger bit is one of the funniest things ever recorded, same with Hot Shots, both of them are great but I like the 2nd a bit more
Dude, smoking weed and underage drinking fucking rocks!
>>215576034>Love link, established.
>>215574520>Dude, smoking weed and underage drinking fucking rocks!It really does
>>215575919shit taste
>>215574520Who are some up & coming actrices with hairy armpits, legs, or forearms?
>>215574520anyone who's ever willingly taken any drugs should be killed along with the ones that gave/sold it to them
What was his problem?
>>215576140It really annoyed me hack Lucas had Yoda and The Emperor using light sabers. With Yoda bouncing around like Sonic The Hedgehog. Both should be well above having to use “primitive” weapons. Should’ve been a full on wizard type fight
Democracy
What was his tax policy?
>>215576456Go to bed George
Some female pirate broke his heartThat was going to be an episode of the live action star wars show Lucas was working on before it was too expnesive and he then sold LucasfilmSo I guess he was less evil by sith standards in his early days of training under Plaguies until after that event
Why can't I see tits at the cinema?
>>215575478well i doubt that
>>215574621Go to shelby oaks
>>215574643Fpbp
>>215574621No longer relevant in today's age with social media and porn. That's why gen Z doesn't care for sex scenes in movies. They see tits all day long on their phones.
>>215574621Boomers kept gooning in the theatre
https://youtu.be/Mw3SV6U_p0Q?si=0mTncWnu8EDQ_7mU>Guy killed 16 Cardassians.
>All I'm saying T' is for a guy named 'Data' he ain't dat bright..
>>215576427The editing/AI/whatever on this is distressingly good. I don't like how fast things are advancing.