>How about these cookies, sugar!
>>215540661Respond without AI
>>215540222Only the seasons on Fox were really good
>>215540750Basskinb Rhobburts
Why yes I'm a man of culture and as such my favourite episode is S04E02 'Leela's Homeworld'
>>215540750You will never see so far as me, for when you see as far I see it will be so far behind me.
A thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.Reject lustful imagery editionQOTDWhat's your favorite sexless film?
>>215540383>picrelHow kino would it've been had she become the Israeli PM though? Sitting through some dull-ass press conference just to lean in to the podium and jest "I took two hours of your life" before walking away without explanation.
rolling for a movie to watch, 0 is viewer's choice.
>>215540383>>215540717Dangerously based.
>>215540764They make films outside of Asia you know
>>215540809
He really did Victor dirty.
>>215539648He's of Spanish, German, and Irish descent but born in Mexico and speaks Spanish: He's white Hispanic.
the one thing del toro keeps getting better at is set design
>>215533333mel brooks young frankenstein
>>215533143No I don't watch trash
Frankenstein, dracula, and wolfman are boring.
Trash is taking off her clothes again.
>>215539299Word of mouth, likely from when it got delivered. I got some real weird info from delivery people and other workers sometimes since as they work at the origin point, someone at the loading area would tell them about it and that person at the loading area was probably friends with someone else etc and so it spreads in a fairly straight line.My experience was when I was working at a hospital and most people that had to deal with anything weird would tell someone else about it. Not much of what I heard was scary though, mostly just sad or confusing.
Why didn't Suicide reanimate? Did Tarman eat his whole brain?
>>215539392He wasn't exposed to the Trioxin.
night of the demons was almost good but the writing and acting suck dix
>>215539392Sad that he didn't get the chance to reanimate. At least the reanimated have a chance to eat brains and feel relief.
Kojima is a kino connoisseur
>>215537414Because the vast majority of trannies are degenerate fetishists.
>>215534416Still doesn't even remotely look like a woman.
>>215538704>>215536624Hunter needs to let that monster out for some air.
>>215535474This was a good film. First I saw Mads in
>>215538638zero chance.
>do you always wear such tight pants, Anon?
>>215539567Axl Rose?
>>215540411No, the other one that runs around in bicycle shorts.
>>215538891That's a mom
>>215538891Anita bellini, you'll thank me later.
I've never been able to find the sweet spot between unattractively baggy and unattractively tight.
Why doesn't CGI scare me as much as janky practical effects?
>>215538923>Tim BurtonAugustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop...
>>215540391I think the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was the moment I realized excess CGI was an abomination.
>>215531700the jank introduces that uncanny valley element whereas cgi just looks like a goofy videogame
>>215540391Graped.
>>215531700Because CGI is smooth while practical effects (stop motion/claymation in particular) tend to be jerky and jarring.It has nothing to do with your brain registering CGI as fake however like this retard >>215531721 is saying, but because the sudden movement is unlike how real living things move.
Which film and television characters will you be dressing as for Halloween?
>>215539768Lol I want a costume like this but a modern character
>>215539768what's the logic of putting the character's face on the shirt
>>215539802This was considered comically disheveled in 1998.
going as Dva
>>215539717i look like this and say this
I don’t get the point in even having The Batman 2. Reeves is so far up his ass with muh realism that they’re having to get another Batman. Why! The Batman 2 won’t even come close to a billion. Only big event like a World’s Finest maybe could and it’s not building up to that
>>215540751James Gunn is panicking. So he's rushing Batman 2 hoping to get it into production before WB gets purchased by Paramount or Netflix. That way Gunn will leave his mark on DC. The world will see "Gunn's Batman" even if WB is bought. Hos vision won't be denied. Bare minimum he still gets to make Superman and Batman. Even if Snyder returns, Gunn will get his own Batman.
What AI generated sequels are you looking for? For me, it's the rest of the short Sherlock Holmes stories with AI Jeremy Brett.Also Tim Burton style Batman 3 with AI Michael Keaton would be nice.
>>215536694>[*hindi music starts playing*]>We did bot start the fire, sar.
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>>215538829I find fake actress pics like that in the /b/ "parody" AI threads already.
Eastwood and John Wayne in a western together (his character from the Dollars trilogy meets a John Wayne esque sheriff)Kubricks Napoleon since they got so much of his prep material already
If they ever get good enough to make very coherent movies in a timely manner without any apparent AI muckery (Idealistic and close to perfect results from where we're at now) I'll probably venture into more and more absurd and disturbing movies but I'll start with having some things I've wanted adapted for some time made. Note my autism won't allow imperfections that normalfags wouldn't notice, so I'd be expecting these to just be perfectly made by far more advanced AI than what we have now. Discworld movies with Jim Hensen style sets and effects mixed with Conan the Barbarian for tone and aesthetics. This series shouldn't ever be adapted to be grandiose, they were written in a humble manner. Fritz the Cat and other Crumb series adapted. On that note there's some few HeavyMetal magazine short stories I'd love to see adapted into something full length and animated. Roadside Picnic Illuminatus/Schrodinger's CatRingworld series, probably the full Niven universeBlack and white Lord of the Rings movie shot on film using old germanic paintings as an aesthetic anchor Bedazzled but Elizabeth Hurley's breasts are the size of basketballs and she's readjusting her clothing to try and get them to fit properly a lot of the movie.
what are some other good horror or horror adjacent films from the 30s/40s/50s? let this be a recommendation thread, obviously theres the universal flicks
>>215532092You've gotta be sold on 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' (1945) the second you find out George Sanders is in it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2an47Ii95YStill, I prefer the 1973 made-for-TV version with Nigel Davenport. It punches way above its weight and genuinely scared the crap out of me as a kid. Just something about it really hits all the marks for that character and story:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OarqLAchU0E>I particularly like how the repetitive music accentuates his existential boredom over the protracted length of his hedonistic life. You don't notice it, but your brain did.>>215534410>>215535492>based Invisible Man appreciatorsThat movie blows me away on so many levels to this day.>>215532234Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215539957tbf the op says horror adjacent
>>215532178Bela Legosi isnt dracula and if you asked 1000 people from every living generation to draw dracula hed look more like Christopher Lee’s
>>215540673i think people would imitate his voice but picture christopher lee, leaving it a null point
>>215540645Agree. I'd also say King Kong is kinda designed with that in mind considering it starts with them picking him up on the island, something not lost on modern versions either where it's basically Jurassic Park shit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39f20_0tgz0At worst it's in a territory between outright Kaiju shit and Jurassic Park which can get more than 'horror adjacent' at ground level when the T-Rex isn't around:https://youtu.be/r46OInpZjYU?t=736
>a jewish lampshade monster How is there not 20 threads on this in the catty?
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Fill in the blank.What did Stark say in this iconic scene?
>>215540274HIV positive/vaxed
>>215540274A nigger.
>>215540522kek
>>215540274Rich
>>215540274AND I AM JAVERTdo not forget my namedo not forget metwo four six oh oooone
ITT: Villains with aura
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I can't take the word "aura" skibidi seriously anymore due to zoom zooms. Goddamnit.
Movies with scenes that can't be explained
IIRC it was a convoluted excuse to be able to read sacred texts or something along those lines