Do you think she will regret getting involved with capeshit?
>>215566436wasn't she already in fantasy shit like game of thrones?
The duckface was never attractive and it's hilarious that foids thought it was.
>>215566366Fuck his personal politics. He really is a good writer, albeit one that's obsessed with graphic violence and women's feet.
>thinks he can write>proceeds to write>becomes rich and famous>retires to his israeli mansion to suck loli toes beyond the reach of american lawsounds to me like he won and you lost, op
>>215566467Imagining is all you get, cuz IRL he's gonna live in luxury to a tender old age while palestinians are flattened.But at least you have your fantasy, I guess. 100 palis blown up in last 15 hours btw, no hamas retaliation either.
>>215566497Im not from palestine, who cares retardgo covet your sawed off foreskinlmao
>>215566517why would I be circumcised? I live in the Netherlands and the only ones here that do that are the muslim parasites. Though I do find it funny how many palis are dying (foreskinless, no less).
Remind me, again, who asked for this?Is there ANYTHING captivating about this guy's life that it needs a movie? Why does every musician need a movie?
>>215566332idk who this is but I can already tell the whole movie. >gets famous>gets ego>something bad happens, he probably mistreated people and caused it himself>comeback tourHow close was I?
>>215566332>who asked for this?boomers and blackrock. The current system is so absofuckinglutely fucked they can only get funding for jukebox musical biopics like this because even if it's completely made up bullshit they figure boomers will watch it as long as it doesn't star an indian or a bong like the monkey movie or the yesterday movie.
LOOK AT THE BONES
>>215564998kek
>>215546972This needs to be one of those loopable gifs where he's constantly jumping into the basket and there's an inverted reversed gif underneath him where he's hopping out of it
>>215555756I adore pigs
>>215556726just like people
>>215555756I love them. Silly little guys.
>THEY GOT A FUCKIN' CHILIS OVER HERE!
>>215566249wtf I love a country where 40% of girls under age 13 are forced to marry older men because THEY HAVE MCDONALDS
>>215566263Youre right its much better to let women girl boss it up and have no children and let your race die out
do they got Bubba Gump over there?
obligatory
>okay yeah they torture and murder anyone who says anything negative about them but they got a fookin burger king on the corner there so like why is anyone even upset?What did he mean by this?
So why are there no more musical geniuses like Mozart of Beethoven anymore?
>>215550823math rock sucks unfortunately. your ear doesn't want to hear garbage, it wants to hear i v vi iv over and over again while a moron sings about his girlfriend. this is why smart people aren't interested in music anymore. its a solved game.
>>215565786whatever you think of his music, it's true that he's an example of someone who was trained from early childhood to be a musician
>>215550148Artists have to eat.
>>215550079The trouble is virtuoso musicians drove music into a corner so the only place left for certain instruments like piano to go was increasingly dissonant.
>>215550208had a random wet dream about her a few nights ago
Like, he just took elements of people and packaged them. When you look at him it just looks like a poster-hipster scene millennial consciously decided to dress up as 2000s Jack Black / Ron Jeremy, or Max Orbison from Orgazmo. And he is exploiting his heritage and going out of his way to try to look like some kind of generic greek boomer but he is just not that guy. Like how Gabrial Inglasias or Carlos Mencia realy spice up their personality on stage to be extra mexican. Like he is trying to copy Seth Rogan a little bit too. He is just super un-authentic and you can see right through the git-up. Like Spenny dressing like a French-Canadian biker/Greek Rapist.
>>215566210>loose weightRetarded ESL alert. You meant the verb 'lose'. Don't fuck that up again.
>>215566254My phone was being a turbo nigger and autocorrected it. That wasn’t intentional.
>>215564013That's literally every celeb who gets picked up by one of the big talent agencies Endeavor, UTA, IMG, Gersh, etc. The agencies will massage the public persona to make it more mass appealing and will have PR call favors for gushing write-ups in the press. The same thing happened to Shane.
>>215564013You think Stavros is fake? Like an actor or something?Are you a teenage girl or something?
>>215566419I still think it was poor form to feature Stav so much in tires.
How do actors handle toe-sucking scenes? I'd be ticklish hehe
Bumping an important thread
>>215566208Stunt toes
>>215566208There was that scene in this movie with the gross grandma or whatever sucking the toes of that one guy, and I think it was supposed to be scary or disturbing, but I just found it really fucking funny and loled in the movie theater, no doubt ruining it for other people. But I just couldn't help myself.
Let's be real, they were just saving money on set decoration, right? There's no way anyone ACTUALLY would live like this
nobody actually lives like this
>>215552505The only problem I see is that your mattress will grow mold on the floor like that. Other than that I see no issue with being a minimalist or not needing lots of stuff. At least he has a bed sheet and no stinking piss bottles.
>>215552567>productive member of (((society))) = pay 50%+ taxes, die for israelmhh yeah, you're right
>>215554986EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>215566009do women see themselves as part of a broader picture anymore? to me, they seem just as adrift as any man ive met, if not more so. women dont have friends the way men have friends
Did people really pay for shitty softcore porn back then?
>>215565822it's already pretty funny black big 'uns exists in the first place
>>215565637Yeah, not even that long ago really. Back in the early 2000s when I was in middle school I'd ride my bike down to the gas station to pick up some soda and candy after school and there'd usually be like three or four construction workers on their lunch break lined up at the counter buying porn mags. Pissed one of the store clerks off because she'd see me ogling the porn mags they were carrying like they were some kind of ancient treasure.
>>215565637Playboy did at one point have legit good articles from renowned writers and the nude girls was nice. This was before my time but it was a proper magazine with the added benefit of nudity.
>>215566471meanwhile little timmy bikes home to check out german scat webrings while eating his chips
the true porno mag life hack was you would check barnes and nobles dumpster at night (if you lived nearby) and there would be tons of ripped-cover porn mags and video game mags for the taking
>HAIRY POOFTER DID YOU USE THE PAINTICUS CHUDICUS SPELL TO SPAWN 6 MILLION SWASTIKAS ALL ACROSS THE SCHOOL WHICH MADE THE SLYTHERIN JEWS CRY????>I'M ONLY GIVING GRYFFINDOR 1 MILLION POINTS!!!!!!
>>215563862I expected more dick sucking.
>>215562593>redditgo back
>HAIRY POOFTER DID YOU USE THE PAINTICUS CHUDICUS SPELL TO SPAWN 6 MILLION SWASTIKAS ALL ACROSS THE SCHOOL WHICH MADE THE SLYTHERIN JEWS CRY???? >I'M ONLY GIVING GRYFFINDOR 1 MILLION POINTS!!!!!!
>>215563702>Gandorf stretches his legs to the center of the roomThis is a shitty attempt of a post, but including the leg stretching thing will never not make me crack a smile.
>>215565371>harry did you just post an indian man sitting on a chair again?>I got all the jannies so far up my ass they're about to find the philosopher's anal beads>*Dumbledore swishes and flickers his wand while aiming it at his cock*>Wingardium Leviosa>*His decrepit and rancid weiner starts recovering from his erectile dysfunction>No matter what happens, Harry, I want you to force me to keep going. Even if I go mad with lust...>*He grabs Harry's ass and he stretches his penis to rape him*>This will teach you not to shitpost in my threads
star trek!
>>215566181I don't remember this dialogue.
I don't get this meme either
>>215563769>>215563896I could swear there was some variant of history niggas in TNG and DS9 as well
I used to be good friends with a woman who was purchased from her parents by George Murdock in the 70's. Shit was real different back then.
>>215566395What memes do you get?
Come up with a sequel. Set six months after this one ended.
>>215564864It's already a thing, although you can't morph into people. Prototype has that.
>>215563174>thing goes to hawaii>befriends a native little girl and turns away from its genocidal alien ways
>>215562795The Thing VS ALIEN
>>215562795Don't Be The Thing In South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
>>215562808Try-hard faggot contrarian alert. No one shares that opinion. KYS nigger.
>One reviewer, 16-year-old Taylor, said the movie was “completely ridiculous”, and that she believes “men treat women with a lot more respect and equality now”.>Another, 17-year-old Hannah, said the scene where the male characters film a foreign exchange student getting changed in her room is “deeply problematic.” She criticised the film for not “even questioning the morality of doing this,” adding that there is “no way a teen film made now would allow it.”>Meanwhile, Olivia, 18, said that the way the male characters “think they deserve sex” was “bordering on incel attitudes.”>She said a teenage boy watching the film would “basically feel entitled to behave however you wanted to towards women.”>It’s not just these teens who had issues with the movie.>Author and columnist Sophia Benoit said the scene involving the student being filmed without their knowledge was “genuinely gross to watch.”
The entire “point” of the movie is that the attitudes of the guys wanting to get laid were childish. Stiffler was a perv. All the guys lying about who they are get embarrassed/dumped by the girls they are after. That lying about who you are and what you like to get women leads to disappointment. It’s only when the guys accept who they are and act genuine and nice to the girls that show interest in them do they feel happy and get laid.
>>215565887I basically live like an eremite and have no contact with people outside of work and a few older (average age, 60) friends.How do Zoomers even date each other?My impression from media is that they say women should be skanks because this is supposedly empowering. Like some Carpenter pop star that sings about dick.At the same time, they expected males to be monks without any desire for women who would even look the other way if a beautiful woman with large breasts was in their front, because otherwise they are being creepy. I think only black dudes have some kind of freedom to be straight because liberals are afraid of criticizing them and even so we don't know how much longer, since black dudes voted for Trump. So, for a woman to be a slut you need men to be mansluts too. How does the math work out?
>>215566364Yeah that whole message is even exemplified in one scene, the apple pie. the title of the movie. don't just immediately fuck the pie with no other consideration. the pie will be ruined. you won't be able to eat the pie. no more pie
>>215565887Zoomies are doing sluttyfans for "fun" and "empowerment"
>>215566372I've also been pondering this. The statistics also shows that zoomer men are virgins up to a much older age than previous generations but the general consensus on the internet seems to be that zoomer girls are sluts who have to high bodycount. Who are the zoomer girls having sex with? Older men? Doesn't that goes against this new outrage from zoomer girls about age gaps in relationships? I know Jerry Seinfeld has been getting a lot of heat from zoomer girls for some relationship he was in 100 years ago.
What does /tv/ think of Julianne Moore's career? What's your favorite role of hers? Why isn't she as celebrated as meme actresses like Cate Blanchett?
>>215565351underrated mommyvery underrated
>>215565351one of my favorite actresses. love her natural accent and her bush and her rather large pointy nipples. i like her parts in Short Cuts, where she shows off red bush and plump pink butt, Assassins (with Stallone and Banderas), Hannibal, Evolution, Chloe (lesbo sex with younger woman), The English Teacher (milf sex with younger man), 6 Souls (decent horror). she's a crazy whore in Magnolia too. there's a lot i've yet to see
>>215565351She's great in everything
I've masturbated to her in the following filmsBoogie NightsMagnoliaEvolutionSavage GraceCholeDon Jon
>>215565351Why does this whore love to show her boobs on screen?
