There's literally nothing to watch>Cabinet of Curiosities is 3 years old>Midnight Mass is 4 years old>Marianne is 6 years old>The Haunting of Hill House is 7 years old
>>215556986>>Cabinet of Curiosities is 3 years old1 good episode>>Midnight Mass is 4 years oldmuh arab got blamed for 9/11 so lives on island now>>Marianne is 6 years oldgreat show shoulda been renewed>>The Haunting of Hill House is 7 years oldsecond Flanagan show you mentioned blame his dumbass for jumping ship to amazon cause they promised him dark tower but instead made him do another carrie remake
>>215556986>There's literally nothing to watchNot just on Netflix fren, we're in a dry period overall. No new episodes of /tv/ meme shows, barely anything new to even hatewatch. There's a couple more episodes of Slow Horses (carried entirely on the back of Gary Oldman) and then that's it for the year, nothing on the horizon. Keep a watchlist of shit you've at least partly before, keep coming back to /tv/ for more recs, and hunker down for reruns over the winter.
>>215556986>people that browse /tv/ unironically pay for streaming servicesHow can you be so clueless.
>>215556986It sucks. everything tht I use to watch got taken off. That little bit when I was rewatching clone wars, and that got nipped by disney, then when I was watching trek, and that was nipped by paramount.
>>215558926I use to pirate, but then got caught once, and i live with my parents, so I dont want to give them trouble via isp.
>12 year old movie predicts current realityAny other films like this?
>>215558814Raptures start with sinful people being burned down. The rapture has begun, anon. Are you a good person?>>215558836I don’t watch streamers because I am not a zoomer.
>>215558809>fires>in LA>a place known for catching fireNOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>215558868Usually the poor areas were affected, not rich people’s houses, smart guy.
>>215558910Fire doesn't give a SHIT. Malibu burned in in 2018 and 2007 too. Altadena burned at the same time as Pacific Palisades, they're mostly normies. So why are you ignoring them and talking about rich people?
>>215558957Because Richers Lives Matter, chud!
They have done so much evil in the world that they are afraid or have a feeling that something will happen to them "at any moment"
>>215557169Americans?Yes, a bunch of psychos
>>215556645>written by Noah Oppenheim
Compare it to point break
>>215556645What a disappointment of a movie. The first 20 or so minutes had me on edge (except for the black FEMA woman that kept swinging her acrylic nails around in disbelief.I am almost certain they were going to keep POTUS nameless & faceless (the voice was almost Trump, and it should have stayed that way) and focus purely on the operations-side chaos of a nuclear strike but the second half of the movie was the biggest snoozefest as soon as they switched to Idris Elba doing his best Obama. What a fucking disappointment.
>>215556645Shitmericans
What’s the best kino about the college experience?
blackout drinking
>spends 20 years of his life making clichéd cartoons about blue cats and shitting up his classic movies with terrible re-releasesWhat is his problem?
>>215557748Why doesn’t he do a new Alien movie?
>what if...what if magical noble negro savages, but BLUE and CAT
>>215558174It's insane just how absolutely perfect he made them in every way, without a single flaw or weakness. Humans are mostly evil and all weak, Na'vi are all strong, spiritual, beautiful, good.
>>215557970>We don't have enough unobtainium!
>>215557970'Oh boy I'm just so tired of all these avatars'
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215558753She just looks way more interesting, what a missed opportunity for jews to just hire her despite her deformity, like what matters is her inside or whatever the fuck, you get it. Maybe she doesn't put out.
>>215558742>>215558789god women are pathetic
>>215558789>>215558804>>215558816AHHHHHHHHHH
>>215558835Exactly. That was an insane character melting down. Thanks for proving the point
>I AM A STRONG WHAMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!
>This movie was good>Why? Because its really confusing, abstract, and vague with the message, theme, or narrative its trying to convey to the audience>the vaguer and more clouded in mystery all of this is, the better the movie is>the ideal a movie should strive for is to basically be a puzzle for the audience to solve. If it has nearly indecipherable clues to this, then that makes it so much better!When will this shit end?
>>215558003I don't understand why this is bad. I like solving puzzles.
Millennials and zoomers love oneirism and non-sequiturs in storytelling.
Wait, is this real?I thought it was just an in-joke, "Homer is poor, but lives like a millionaire"
>>215558415How much money do you need and how do you buy it? And how do you cash it out? It seems very convoluted and possibly illegal in Europe.Meanwhile all the fucking drug addicts and other even worse criminals just had millions of Bitcoin lying around suddenly.
>>215558522A few thousand should be enough to make it if you pick the right Alts. Failing that, work and put it into bitcoin.
>>215555904Make a better thread, thenPro-tip: you can't.
>>215558415>le cryptothe definition of the blind leading the blind. not falling for your digital currency scamcoins
>>215555740Homer was supposed to be "better" vs the average sitcom protagonist when the show started (Married with children, Salesperson. Rugrats, puppetmaster. Fraiser, talk show in a radio station)Homer has a high paying, highly technical, administrative trade and get royalties of other 188 jobs, his income should be over $500,000/year in the most recent season
Just marathoned this, what did we think of it?Also comfy LotR/Hobbit thread
>>215553557Why did they cast some young dude as Thorin?
>>215553557Only the Tolkien Edit is watchable
>>215558364still has bilbo and the retarded looking dwarves so its shit
Not good.Find the M4 Book edit which cuts the whole trilogy down to like 4hrs and stays pretty close to the book.Bilbo's casting was one of the better ones. The Dwarves were all fucked up.Smaug not having forelegs was bad.
Better than any of today's modern woke slop.
rags status?
>>215558114Taken
>>215558448Just some sad unfunny clown who got bummed
Todd Phillips won
Is joker 2 really that bad
>>215558175zestmaxxing
>literally INCAPABLE of making kinoWhat went wrong?
>>215556587wrong
Villneueve exists
>>215557563The last good Canadian movie
What's that Canadian cartoon of that ginger hebe who farts all the time? I like that one.
>>215557077You know Canada is larger than the US right
Movies made for adults and not manchildren are actually almost never woke. There a few, but most woke infested shit is made for manchildren and womanchildren (or just literal children).
>>215558850>the desharted
I've seen it before and it always stuck with me, and I like the story.Personally, I think it's an allegory for trying to get through life. I saw the Cat as someone who's lonely and vulnerable, and the water and flood is depicting the hardships that life and the real world throws at people, and the Cat is trying to bypass through all of them.But obviously, he's not alone, he's got friends like the Dog, Lemur, and Bird (I think) and they're all trying to get across while looking out for each other.Like how there's all kinds of shit happening around us and trying to ruin our lives, but we try to push through them, and we know there's always friends or colleagues who help us out, so we don't have to face them alone.
I did not care for this film and I went in thinking I'd like it. Shit animation.
bump
the bird was pretty sexy to be honest with you
>>215558005I didnt see it, but I remember the trailer being REALLY eye-rolly.I dont remember the specifics, but it felt very formulaic.
It’s like a video game for the live stream generation
Go on, say the n-word
>>215556925Jews always have the eternal n-word pass.
>>215555900I don't know what kind of backwoods shithole you live in but nobody I know uses the hard r. Plenty of whites say nigga though.
>>215555770-ger! (started saying it before he finished talking)
>>215556866I don't like foot fags but dead nigger storage was pretty based
>>215555900Do these people forget that iDubbbz and all these other YouTubers were always casually saying nigger? That’s what it was like for most white people; not actual racial hatred, but banter with a tinge of race consciousness. It wasn't until a bunch of insufferable faggots with no personality decided they wanted to start playing the victim that unironically setback race relations.
>*Unite all young boys of the world, regardless of religion or raceHow did Japs do it?Even Americans, who value multiculturalism and diversity, could not achieve that.
Japs makes their character white skinned even when they aren't whites, so they get the white audienceThey make their characters violent, so they get the non-white aduienceThey make their characters kiss each other, so they get the female audienceIs not that hard
>>215558730lots of japs have white skin theyre not all yellow. Like literally if you put their skin in photoshop sometimes theyre pale as a ghost. Sometimes. Not always obviously. And even in mexico there are white skinned women who are Mexican, not everyone is a racial stereotype.
>>215558614jesus christ that dub is awful
>>215558555>because he hoped that they would change their minds and get better.This isn't true at all.
>>215556009>>215556067There's in nothing interesting or memorable about Daima that justifies it being that high.
