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>Now I'm gonna grab me some sweet!
>No, Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear!
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>>219209254
>Your tears says more than real evidence ever could...
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>>219209873
^This.
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>>219211161
which half was true?
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>>219210351
Now that the files have sort of been released it feels more like he’s just defending a fellow sexual deviant.

I know it's 4chan and I know we're on about 12 layers of irony, but without a shred of cynicism, what's the closest thing to a spiritual experience you've had with a film?
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>>219210503
for me it's the animatrix when I was 15
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I felt a transcendent level of joy at the cinema during the Britney/Everytime montage in Spring Breakers. True story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_WUnSYa2E
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2001 a space oddysey

eyes wide shut

The tree of life

Batman v Superman

Mulholland drive

Blade runner
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>>219199945
seconding. Mirror and Solaris
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>>219199861
apart from some mentions here around Tarkowski which I all share it was movies by Kurosawa, not the samurai ones, Nora Inu and Dreams.

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I found this in my parents' house. They're hoarders, so I bet I can find a machine in there somewhere.
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>>219207900
what would you even do if you really did find a time machine in there
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>>219207900
My mom is a hoarder and last year I found a vcr in her house and sold it on ebay.
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>>219209032
I doubt these tapes are worth anything.
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>>219208034
muh fellow oldschool LD bro
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My parents have that same set. Is there not a digital version of this version online somewhere, even just a VHS rip?

>left-winger envisions a horrible oppressive right-wing dystopia
>it's paradise
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I have american politis fatigue. I know more about american politics than politics from my own country.
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>>219211835
Limiting government intervention in markets. Pocketing lobby money from megacorps. Defending Israel at any cost.
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Hey right-wingers, why aren't y'all signing up to go fight in Iran? That's what y'all voted for right?
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>>219211922
>Limiting government intervention in markets
Is not a belief Hillary had.
>Pocketing lobby money from megacorps
That's a politician thing that doesn't change between red team/blue team.
>Defending Israel at any cost
Since when has Hillary defended Israel?
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>>219211747
>Not like Indians were doing anything with them.
So if you don't use your money, I can steal it then. Good to know that.
>No, that was Indians.
Indians started it. Not denying that. The British continued and encouraged it. See: divide and rule policy.
>The overwhelming majority of troops the British used in India were Indians.
The orders were by the Brits. And many were killed during the disobedience movement.
>No, that was Indians being greedy.
More like that fat fuck Churchill being greedy. But surrre.
>India was only unified under Britain.
Referring to society and people. Once again see the divide and rule policy.

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Every time I see a modern cartoon it looks like it's made for clinically retarded toddlers.

youtube.com/watch?v=SdtcK1Qs2K4
youtube.com/watch?v=rrmUk2YUm14
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youtube.com/watch?v=9Se_cC4nvx8
youtube.com/watch?v=o2Z1yLO9C-Q
youtube.com/watch?v=tQjdm8BdJO4
youtube.com/watch?v=nblpob8gyzs
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>>219205054
Phantom was Phantastic
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>>219205054
They don't watch cartoons anymore, they watch streamers and youtubers
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>>219205054
The toy adverts?
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>>219205054
the kino adverts
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>>219205221
>backpuss
It's bagpuss you old coot

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Arthouse & Classics

Anitadition

>QotD
Favourite Ekberg joint

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>>219210038
Most beautiful British woman to ever live. She's in her 80s now and I still would.
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the wpopification of this general has been a disgrace
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Is this movie in any of your sekrit torrent clubs? It's not on AvistaZ unfortunately.
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>>219211448
Biggest disgrace ever, killed the general forever. I really hope these niggas die.
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>>219210618
he wasn't asking you!! anyway while I agree with you I don't think it's innate.. it's probably taught by the social environment you got raised in!
>>219211694
not in my sekrit bird club :( they do have Mascara (1983) and (1987)

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>Brilliant and battle-scarred San Francisco Homicides Detective Bishop Graves (Kinnaman) will put all of his skills to the test in the hunt for an elusive killer targeting the city’s elite. As the increasingly audacious killer develops a devoted following among the city’s powerless, Bishop becomes convinced these murders connect back to the most powerful man of San Francisco: His own father, Lincoln Graves (John Malkovich).

>The cast also includes Xavier Samuel as Anthony Graves, Bishop’s younger brother; Jennifer Jason Leigh as Jillian Graves, Lincoln’s sister and aunt to Bishop and Anthony; Jordana Brewster as Kat Claiborne, a seasoned San Francisco Police Department inspector; and Harry Treadaway as Wyatt.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt38266508/

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coomer kino incoming
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>>219211854
>Fall 3: Rise of the Fallen
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>>219211428
These bitches are at it again? How many times do they need to Fall before they learn their lesson?
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>>219211892
>Fall 4: Fall in the Family
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>>219211934
>Fall 5: Divided we Fall
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>>219211428
can i jump on here or do i need to watch the fall and anatomy of a fall first?

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ngl the black snape is growing on me
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>>219209957
Our massive brains would cause us to tip over backwards.
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>>219203135
if black snape was really like this I would actually watch the show
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>>219209957
We study and work, less time to practice
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>>219209957
whites can do wheelies
they also invented wheelies. and bikes.
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>>219203135
Makin' my way through the hood, sippin' this Yak
Niggas bout to get blown with the MAC
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
A-pla-ket-ket-ket-ket
Ridin' around the block with the Glock
Your ass finna get shot
Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew, that's the silencer
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom, that's the grenade launchers
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket, I'm finna kill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket, I'm finna drill you
Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket, and now you bleedin'
If pla-ket-ket, that pla-ket-ket
When I shoot you in your neck
The noise go, "Pla-ket-ket"

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Now the dust has settled, was it better than mos?
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>>219211476
Learn to read between the lines about the subtlety that none of this would've happened if Darkseid didn't have Superman brought to his attention.

Aka, Superman caused the end of the world whether he wanted to or not because someone that powerful will doom humanity
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>>219211681
Lex Luthor did that.
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>>219211593
>The ultimate point was that humanity are disgusting, hateful creatures and that we'd hate Superman even with comic tropes involved too.
The whole point is LITERALLY Superman uniting ALL humanity against the literal personification of evil. Superman was supposed to be a individual with such a good heart and strong will, it took the death of his wife and child, so a literal force from all creation itself and used by the "devil" could corrupt him and removes his freewill

>>219211681
Superman was Darkseid's "white whale", Superman was a powerful asset, but what Darkseid truly wanted was the submission of a guy who is the personification of what "good" is and what represents hope/victory.

Its the same plot of The Animated Series
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>>219211593
>But it still proves Bruce wrong because a good man couldn't be corrupted
The whole point of the Snyder's DC era of movies is that these heroes are fallible. They can't save the day cleanly, they often make mistakes, they beat themselves over it, and they need help in a lot of cases.

So yes, even a good man can be corrupted.
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>>219211857
>>219211869
Again, read between the lines, there is a subtle meta-narrative that heroes are a dumb idea, that this fucked up world is the best you've got and it's better to just live with it then delude yourself with the idea of heroes
How do you retards not read meta-narrative at all? It's astounding

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CIA edition.
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>the audiobook narrator makes tyrion talk like a leprechaun and sam talk like a pirate
Lol wut
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>>219211118
DavidReadsASOIAF mogs the official audiobooks so hard it's not even funny
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>>219211118
He makes Brienne sound like a retard though so thats good
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>>219210114
No because the D&D decided to stretch out ASOS for two whole seasons and fucked the pacing of everything to make Red Wedding a season-ending shock.
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>>219211118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32F1TTB1W8c

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forgotten kino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kOhbUa7IJo

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lil blud got caught sneaking again
you ain't slick potter
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>>219168613
>He looks cool
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>>219169900
Women are fine with destroying civilization as long as they have bathrooms as safe spaces to do their make up in.
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>Hey Ron, who is that.. Uh.... African American staring at me from the teacher's table?
>Oi, m8, that prahfessor Sieverus Schnaipe, maister of the ye old sonserin lot!
>(He probably wants to rob me. Could he know about my heritage money that I found out about yesterday? Nah, he must think I'm loaded because I'm famous. If he come to me I will just say I'm a broken orphain and offer a cigarette so he doesn't beat me up)
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>>219179875
zesty
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>>219168765
lmfao

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One ticket for That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime the Movie: Tears of the Azure Sea, please
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>>219211259
Your ranking is all off, FAGGOT.

It goes Lady Popular > Trad > Tom > Goth > Butch > Npc > Landwhale

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Marriage seems like hell
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>>219205335
>listen you should be allowed to take what you can however you can
>hey you can't murder me!
Cognitive dissonance isn't just a cogntive flaw, it seems like it's a disability.
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>>219211733
>My brother married his wife before they ever even moved in together.
this has a higher success rate for marriages vs cohabitation first
speculating as to why, it's more of an emotionally transformative marker. marriage feels less notable if you've already been living together for a while, it's just more paperwork at that point
many people who cohabitate also get married out of inertia or "i guess we should", because living together as a couple is already a big entanglement and people underrate how much of one it is. So people get married without much passion or serious commitment (just gradually escalating to marriage over time) and that leads to later divorces
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>>219211743
You say, "correct" but what you've described is not the same thing as owning a woman. You only agree with the part that it's not about romance.
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>>219211809
>the dude is usually a tall handsome investment banker who bends over backwards for her and the girl is a fucking part time primary school teacher
depends on what you see in public, you won't know the full private lives of relationships, even if you hear some gossip or a complaint now and then.
I "simp" for my wife because it's all just fun and games and it doesn't feel demeaning to me. You don't see the things I do to her sexually. She's my wife, I don't care what her job is, I'm not some capitalist status chasing retard analyzing who's getting the better deal, the only status I care about is that she's my wife. I treat her well and she treats me well. It's as simple as that
I knocked my wife immediately up after marriage because that's what marriage is for
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>>219211815
>it seems like it's a disability.
Not only is it a disability, it's the defining trait which allows someone to be evil. If we could develop an effective litmus test, screen for it and purge it, we could heal society and secure a future for all of humanity. Not just for one race, but for everyone.


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