NA-BARONFEYD-RAUTHA*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
>>219208770these scenes were probably supposed to be hype, but they felt so pathetic.The stadium felt entirely AI generated and not real, and the fights were like alley muggings. Completely failed to achieve its goal.Only cool scene all movie: https://youtu.be/Jhpzrw2trro?si=0wamiY5h38QWvSx-Just like in Bladerunner 2049 this roided wrestler is kino in dystopia futurist movies.
>There are stars who rise gradually, and then there are those who seem to ignite across the industry all at once. Ella Purnell is unmistakably the latter: a performer whose career has blossomed into something both dynamic and deliberate, marked by bold choices and unforgettable roles.>In recent years, Purnell has quietly built a résumé that spans some of the most culturally resonant projects on screen. From her voice performance as Jinx in Arcane: a role that demanded emotional nuance beneath chaos to her breakout live-action turn as Lucy MacLean in Fallout, she has proven her ability to anchor entire worlds with charisma and depth. Audiences also remember her as Jackie in Yellowjackets, where she captured the fragile tension between innocence and unraveling identity.>What sets Purnell apart is not just her versatility, but her instinct for storytelling. She moves seamlessly between mediums: animation, prestige television, blockbuster adaptations, while maintaining a grounded, magnetic presence. Each role feels intentional, as though she’s not just participating in major projects, but helping define them.>At a moment when the industry is searching for voices that can carry both spectacle and substance, Ella Purnell stands out as a rising star with remarkable range. If her trajectory so far is any indication, she isn’t just part of the future of entertainment... she’s helping shape it.- Ella Purnell News Network, 2026
>>219205292>You really like my tits, anon?
>>219204203She already kinda does in interviews, that soft posh whisper thing. If she leaned into it you’d all be posting AI edits within a week and calling her based. Don’t pretend the frog wouldn’t have you blushing in 1080p.
>>219171258Ella is proof that you can be legit mid to ugly depending on makeup but if you are famous people will still say you are pretty.
>>219204119mfw being swallowed alive by her.
Frog?
In the Dark Knight Rises, why does the CIA agent pretend to throw the henchman out of the plane? It's not like they're gagged or anything, the henchman could have just said "I'm still here" to the other guys on the plane. What exactly was the CIA agent's plan?
It was a bluff. The CIA is beholden to the utmost moral standards so they can't just straight up kill a man. Unfortunately Bane knew this and called the agent out.
>>219207545>>219208434Wrong, Bane believes CIA… and that’s why he thinks he needs one body in the wreckage… because he literally believes the flight plan only has one of them on it
>>219209405How did he see the flight plan?
>>219209529He didn’t he just fucking takes CIA at his word
My son is watching his first Disney movie.
>>219209124hows the weather at the equator?
>>219209124I can see from the TVs reflection that he's already sub-5, already balding from the crown and weak jaw. You need to get him on finasteride and mastic gum stat.
>>219209262kek
>>219209124cute lil sneed
>>219209493nah fr blud needs to start mewing and bonemashing like yesterday or it's over ong.
This is a scene from a Japanese doramaKorea won
ya like jazz?
>>219204275They had to make up a fake country to not offend the SEAs. 'Koita Republic'
FLY GENJIIIIIIFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what compels a grown ass ah man to watch stuff like that
>>219209348
Who would you like to see starring in Tim Burton's remake of this B-movie classic? What kind of themes would you like to see explored?
>>219205113Bryce Dallas Howard or someone similarly as plump but less friendly and capable of being more monsterous. I'm cast as some extra in the first act of the movie that is established as a noisy miserable chud incel misogynist (i'd be very convincing since im already like this normally) and she gets annoyed and swallows me whole for comedic relief, all the other characters laugh when it happens. she also needs to be more like 100 or even 200 feet tall.
>>219208060>attack of the 50 foot butterface
>>219207274this anon knows about feet
>>219205312same. i always think of Cloverfield except replace the cloverfield monster with a 100ft tall giantess, actress has to be hot, nice ass and boobs, but also be convincing at being a monster from another dimension. she shouldnt speak at all in the movie, or maybe does but its in some fucked up alien human language that nobody understands. her motivations are unknown, she swallows some people whole, crushes some that try to stop her, one guy gets taken but doesnt get crushed or eaten nobody knows what she did with him.>>219208060imagine she plucks you off the street and drops you in an empty water or grain silo than sits on the opening and farts haha you'd probably die.
>>219206121No.
so whats the /tv/erdict
>>219207082its based
>>219207082This movie was serious dog turd.Cameron even did the same fucking bullshit of the last movie where during a massive battle everyone just magically goes home.The mcguffin level and back and forth bullshit if off the charts.2nd movie was shit too but least it was trying to go somewhere at first.
you're just going to have to bump this thread YES
Apologize
>>219209010For what?
*cries*
>>219209057God forbid a man shows emotion. He has fuck-you money and likes being cucked by Jason Mewes, so what does he have to lose by shedding a tear?
He unironically looked better as a hamplanet
I'm sorry your wife is such a butterface and your daughter is ugly.Ya had a few good movies though.
was scout a good character?
>>219203468people were just impressed that you could use a typewriter and make any kind of story back then
you cant have herscout's on her
>>219208963LMAO, this is unironically true. I was reading some old scifi novel last year, and the author wrote a forward talking about how he got the inspiration for the book because he was traveling for a conference, on his typewriter in some hotel lobby, and some other famous author approached him because he saw him typing. They had a 5 minute conversation, became BFFs, and that inspired him to write some entirely mid slop, that's on every fucking list of "greatest scifi books of all time". He never really talked to that other author again. They had a 5 minute conversation, and the rest of their friendship was just parasocially sucking each other off for clout. It's the type of shit you see from the average lequirky "professional writer" on twitter today. They just got away with it back then because typewriters were much less common and considered a serious tool for serious people
>>219203004the best!! she's very cute
she also did a really mediocre episode of the twilight zone around that time
>Now I'm gonna grab me some sweet!>No, Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear!
>>219209254Imagine mocking meetoo this way
>>219209254This episode was made in defense of Bill Clinton btw.
what if she was into it
Matt Groenig was in the epstien flight logs
Whos directing the inevitable adaptation?
>>219204342denis villeneuve, of course
>>219204342literally unadaptableto make it a decently paced movie you would have to cut out all the scientific exposition and smooth out all the edges, turning it into a mildly interesting typical first-contact movieif you tried to make a faithful adaptation it would have to be extremely methodical to the point of sluggishness and contain zero even slightly relatable or sympathetic characters. at the budget it would require there would be no chance of even returning the investment.some books just don't work as movies and that's ok
>>219207828you should check out the revelation space series by alistair reyonlds, I've been meaning to read tchaikovsky stuff but the man is prolific, and was looking for a good place to start, i'll give children of time a read.
>Imagine you're telling a joke. >Four transhuman experts and a vampire set out on a blind date with a non-sentient alien Von Neumann probe.
>>219204342penis villagefool
Now the dust has settled, was it better than mos?
>>219208311>Only faggots express their gay feelingsBut artists usually express emotion through their art like painting, music, film, so by that logic, all art should also be buttoned down, robotic, and not make you feel or think anything, which is the definition of slopWhat you're saying in a roundabout way is you consume slop
>>219205853But it's realistic, nobody is ever happy in real life and knowing you're basically a God in human form and not everyone else? You'd be depressed and ask if you have a place in the world too
>>219205853>All stoicBeing stoic is literally Zack's philosophy because he understands emotional maturity. Emotions divide us but suppression of them was what brought us together as a people and honestly? I wish emotional suppression was more of something society practiced, because we'd have unity
>>219205629>James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violenceI can't recall a single flick of his with a memorable fight scene.
>>219201423It was worse than Superman 4 the quest for peace.
>And there hasn’t been much writing about Interstellar in such an expansive, imaginative way; I’ve yet to see a single review that invokes Borges, J.G. Ballard, or Yayoi Kusama. I’ve read little examination of its playing with the imagery & icons of the reconstruction of American frontier and explorer myth. And I’ve read nothing on the film’s representation of atemporality, perhaps the defining modality of the 21st century, brilliantly explained by Bruce Sterling here.>Most of all I’m surprised to see little appreciation for the meta implications embedded within of filmmaking and the act of viewing a film (and I really get to use the word film, as it was a production shot & lovingly projected on film). Or its obvious debt to Chris Marker’s La Jetée, surely territory that film critics would be staking out.https://medium.com/@somebadideas/on-interstellar-love-time-and-the-limitless-prison-of-our-cosmos-ef59ee28fd8e
>>219205202the Christian God is Love in the strictest sense so Nolan's literally correct. Just another reason Interstellar is kino
>>219207590You think audiences want to go see a hard scifi space travel movie to conclude that love transcends space time and is stronger than black holes? That's just a tremendous waste of time. It's like someone telling you a historical account of World War 1 and when reaching the conclusion veers off to say "the conflict was finished and all the forces made peace over their shared enjoyment of hot dogs. Gosh, hot dogs are so yummy they can bring world peace." Wow, such amazing and meta. Glad I listened to your story. Very riveting and enlightening. You pull some shit like that and you brought the backlash on yourself.
>>219205178Great fiolm about being a father, simple asThankless task
>>219208944yes they do, see >>219205178 >>219207590he loves it
>>219209309it's lazy
lil blud got caught sneaking againyou ain't slick potter
>>219208908I imagine he would enslave a few thousand and leave the rest in ignorance and indirect subjugation under his chosen muggle leadership.Beyond that, while you are right that in a straight up fight Wizards would lose just by numbers alone, but once Wizards figure that out and do some basic research of muggle tech and society they could fuck the entire world up.Image dozens or hundreds of wizards apparating into key factories and blowing shit up, or into Oil processing plants or whatever else. Just look what Iran is doing to the world just by mucking about in a key geographic location. Now imagine wizards zapping around the world in seconds, turning massive tankers into tonnes of scrap metal right in the middle of Panama or Hormuz and then fucking off to melt the biggest microchip factories in the world.Muggles would be fucked.
Hot take: Black Snape adds interesting new flavor and dynamic to the cast that will draw in more fans to the whole series because it gives them representation you don't often see in the fantasy genre. If you oppose this you're most likely not even the target audience for Harry Potter and need to get your shit together as a responsible adult or just watch/read/listen to one of the dozen other tellings of the story.
>>219209087Delusional take, sorry man. You're taking a metric fuckton for granted. They can't just apparate into top secret locations or missile bases because they literally would not know where they are. These locations are heavily guarded and require ESINT or HUMINT capabilities that wizards do not understand. How are you going to spy on muggles when you're sitting there in shock watching them operate an iPad. Even if you got the muggle born ones, they literally only grew up in the muggle world as very young kids. The second they hit first grade, they're off to the wizard world. They are retards by comparison. Then let's be generous and say they start blowing up oil facilities and shit. Cool. A few tomahawks at their villages clears that problem up. They all live in highly segregated societies in super dense villages. It's not even a numbers game. Also, I'm sorry that you got bodied by zigger propaganda, but Iran lost. Raising the price of a barrel 50 bucks for a few weeks is not the turbo win you think it is.
>>219209355Retard take, you really think they couldn't kidnap people with the kind of knowledge they need? Don't even need Cruciatus, the Imperius charm will do. They also don't need to know state secrets, only how to collapse the infrastructure. /k/ alone can tell them. And the fuck is the us military gonna do when the already fragile US power grid gets attacked in hundreds of places?There are plenty of wizards innawoods who muggles might never find so you will never wipe them all out and the survivors can just apparate to whatever muggle facility the feel like and just turn the metal into chocolate pudding until the lights go out and don't come back on again.Also also I am sorry you are too much of a golem to understand that Iran still controls Hormuz and that Pissrael is the true enemy of the world.
>>219169115>tell AI to do a parody mock song>it actually tries hard and delivers something greatSo... AI is now oficially better at doing black "people" music. How long till it's better at music overall?
