Hotel?
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>>21746886615 years ago. stress and age aint a good combination
I got the original trivago song stuck in my head.
>>217468866Can any brown person explain to the rest of us white people who this guy is lol
>>217470700>>217470025>>217469711>WE ARE RELEVANT, BECAUSE WE JUST ARE! OK?!sorry but we just never think about you. sorry.
Arthouse, classics, the list goes on...Womanslop edition.>QOTDWhat movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like?Previous: >>217433853
Guess tuesday is ballet day.
>>217470916Everybody must be busy practicing their grand jeté.
/hor/ also keeps dying
>>217471616why are we dying?
what do we think about adult cartoons?
>>217469430>find a way to conqueror your enemies without stooping to their levelyeah, maturity.
>>217469571>>217469468
>>217471459Venture bros is genuinely funny It sucks that it got yeeted
>>217464990Very cringe.>cartoon... BUT THEY SWEAR>cartoon... BUT BLOOD AND GUTS
>>217471515Yea I've had to make my peace with it. We got 7 seasons and a movie. I'll always want more but that's pretty good. I still hold out hope for comics someday, I think it would work well in that medium.
>Terrible, yes, but great.
>Ah yes the character that gives Harry Potter a wand... his name shall be... Oldy Wand-er!How did they get away with this?
>>217468468>but through me it would weird a power too great and terrible to imagineAmericans seem to be quite rigid with word meanings. In Britain words are more contextual. I've known Americans to be confused by the word "pudding", because to them it has a very narrow, specific meaning. "What would you like for tea" wouldn't make much sense to an American.
>>217471414Your opinion is obstreperous. My opinion is pulchritudinous.
>>217471449Tea is an indian/paki thing right? It's definitely not American
>>217471578Tea has multiple meanings. It can be a drink (from China, introduced to India by the British), or it can be a meal, either afternoon tea, or another word for dinner. Lunch can also be called dinner, but lunch is never tea.
It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.>You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people.>You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.>But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.>You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.>I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.
>>217469404>"Wow, what a great speech/scene."
>>217470473Woman detected
>>217471509Liberals are more against Israel nowadays. All the gender and race shit stopped being so prevalent. Why do you think Black Lives Matter has been scrubbed from everyone's minds
>>217471554Because of embarrassment?
>>217471554>Why do you think Black Lives Matter has been scrubbed from everyone's mindsBecause they won elections so no need to pay their footsoldiers.
any cat kino?
>>217470273Can i jerk it to this?
>>217470855NANI?
>>217470564RIP my old guy.
>oh yeah, that won Best Picture
Most Best Picture winners get forgotten about as soon as the Oscars are overTry to name five from the last thirty years without looking them up
>>217471488the hurt lockergladiatormoonlight12 years a slavejackie chan
>>217471143Just be about the industry, holocaust, or homosexuals bro.
You would never catch Kubrick making shitty tiktok videos, just saying...https://x.com/SolaceCinema/status/2013395111942471885
>>217469349Retarded opinion, he made all his best movies from 1968 and after. Though really he never made a bad movie except for the ones before The Killing.
>>217470814He’s a stupid fat boomer with stupid fat boomer ideas. Democratization kills art because it lowers it to the level of the rabble instead of lifting the rabble to the level of an aesthetic ideal. There’s such a thing as folk art, but in the context of audiovisual art it’s not movies made by a fat girl in ohio but youtube videos, memes and social media posts, but that’s not cinema in the way he means it.
>>217469349Kek2001, Barry Lyndon, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes Wide Shut mog everything that hack Scorcese has done. They're not even in the same ballpark
>>217468822IMAGINE HAVING A DAUGHTER AND SHE IS TALKING ABOUT SOME DUDE WHO FUCKED HER
>>217469349>Paths Of GloryRemove those fucking alien blaster sound effects and come up with a better ending. it would suddenly become my only 10/10. absolute kino of the highest order and he never really topped it
her best role?
>>217471333I went to Afghanistan once and most of the chicks there looked who whoever tf this isIn fact for a sec I thought this pic was a random afghani woman
The girl forbidden from shaving her unibrow
idk but i want goldfish ferrari to squat on my face and make me tongue-fuck her asshole while she punches me in the balls and accuses me of supporting the zionists
I exclusively consume sitcoms
>>217471497Check this one out if you haven't yet then. Criminally underrated.
for me its youtube don't even have any 'connected' channels would even be providing live sitcoms
I always thought sitcom is comedy that includes lots of sitting.Like friends, where most of the time the characters are sitting somewhere.Until few years ago googled it and it meant situational comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaOs4m6dwOM
>>217470311>>217470447Scream 5 and 6 are not cannon because they had no creative involvement from Craven (RIP) or Williamson. Williamson is writing and directing 7 so it should be considered canon and should be given a shot. That doesn't mean it will be good of course.
I will buy the 4K blu ray of they kill off the mystery meat siblings. Chad should be walking around with two canes based on how often he has been stabbed.
I really wanted to see the protag of 5 and 6 go insane in the 7th, it's a damn shame she got fired by the jews
>>217471413It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
>>217471370So Dewey and Judy are alive now?
Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
I just realized Los Angeles is destroyed in all Trek timelines.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Hermosa_Quake
>>217471516Twin Peaks is a psychological soap opera
>>217471516Due to season 3, yes. Clarifying the Judy comes from a tear in reality from the nuclear testing makes it sci fi.
>>217471540Because somebody asked about other TV shows we watch and this is a film and television board?
>>217471532TNG is a fairy tale in space which is why it has endured so long. NuTrek is ashamed of the fairy tale qualities of TNG and overcompensates by being Mature rated.
>I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.What did he mean by this?
>>217471281>jeet defense forcegood morning>>217471355you said something stupid and hoped no one would notice. try to make the same joke without saying something retarded next time. not that anyone will laugh but at least you won't be dishonest filth.
>>217471420this is 4chanI said something stupid and hoped people would notice, and I was rewarded.
>>217471470you forgot your epic trollface, mr. master troll
>>217471045voodoo lady. Although I also thought the last 1/3 of the movie was a lot worse than the first 2/3.
>>217468158LMAO
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217471247A modern director would have, at the bare minimum, have Varang throw some quips at Quaritch just to undermine him.
>>217471232Funny how this is canon. The goofiest scientist guy banging the hottest military chick.
>>217471382he's tall
>>217471382>written and directed by James Cameron
>>217471382>hottest military chick.bruh...but I will agree Cameron is based he literally made this bitch feminine and kinda hot where normally she's just like a disgusting looking lesbian, so he obviously knows not to put any gay shit in the filmI also applaud the fact he made the only matriarchal society literal "whales"on top of all that jake is a protector and providerand finally neytiri literally knows her place and not to back chat her man she even says it in 3 several timesCameron I applaud you for keep male values cohesive and obliterating the Jewish psyops everywhere literally, and thank you. I hope you defeat them for a third time and get to make 4 and 5 I know you are having difficulty with these 7 candle worshipping faggots but I believe in you and every red blooded hetero male believes in you too and the fightLong Live King Jimbo
New we wuz just dropped
>>217468900>NewThat was like 10 years ago I watched The Hate U Give, it was funny because it's the one movie where she kisses a nigger and he immediately gets shot and she goes right back to her white boyfriend
>>217469452cool jewish propaganda
>>217469124>Jew malding his golems decided to play his own gameLol
>>217469362Awful! Men would never!
>>217469124Listen you nigger worshipping normalfag.There were never 6 million jews in Europe.No world leaders wrote about it, not a peep.Why didn't that traitor churchill meniton it in his book demonizing the German people?It makes no logical sense, why are so many babies being born in these so called death camps?Why use a de lousing agent to EXTERMINATE when you could use nerve gas?The victims in the camps were starvation victims which is why they look like starvation victims.
