>”Young boys slap you butt naked with leaves and they rub it around your body and then you get so hot and sweaty they worry you will pass out, so they walk you to the lake so you can jump in, but you jump in butt naked, and they like watch you do it and I was like ‘I could get into this, I’m in’. I only did it once, this butt leaf slap little boy thing… me completely naked, him in a pair of like Billabong board shorts… I’m not getting cancelled for this.”What the fuck did Kristen Stewart mean by this?https://youtu.be/eDxGNtf8U2w2:28
>>219280272sexual trauma doesn’t reeeaally exist (barring actual violence) and its been proven a bunch of times that the traumatization and shame comes from adults/society telling you that you should be feeling that way. Anytime someone posits this or produces a paper to that effect they basically torch their careers however. Too much social capital has been sunk into victim complexity for anyone to acknowledge that. And our society is too low-trust, and it would give carte Blanche to the most depraved pedos to go hog wild. No I don’t have the evidence memorized so I can’t link anything (cos I’m not a weirdo like that) haha.
>>219284657I've kinda assumed this is the case for a long time now.
>>219279935Kristen Stewart is the only female celeb i know that keeps trying to convince us she likes men
>>219282683Straight to jail
>>219285934i'm willing to help her prove it
>franchise veterans Elijah Wood and Ian McKellen are rumored to be returning as Frodo Baggins and Gandalf>our film takes place between ‘The Hobbit’ and ‘The Lord of the Rings,’ and it’s ‘The Hunt for Gollum,’ and it is a physical hunt for the character, but also a psychological hunt for himself. So we’re just about on the launchpad now, and it’s very exciting. And yeah, it’s going to be a big ride.”
>>219286213Isn’t it established that timeline wise Aragorn would only be a kid here?
>>219286963Aragorn is 87 year old in the trilogy, watch the extended version of 2, he’s a Dunedain and lives longer
>>219287278He still would have only been a little kid. He didn't even know his real name at that point and was still called Estel by everyone in rivendell.
>>219287407Hobbit is 60 year old before LOTR, Aragorn is 27 year old in the Hobbit
>>219282416>Viggo MortensenI always thought this guy's real name is way cooler and more intimidating than any character from LotR. Sauron or Aragorn sound like puny shit compared to that.
I need more aussie kinos
>>219285383Rover, Animal Kingdom, Mad Max, Australia (if you're gay)
that one aussiecunt movie where a teacher gets sent to the outback and they go to hunt kangaroos in the outback
>>219287451Oh shit you actually hit me with some nostalgia. I remember watching Rover like more than 10 years ago and loving that shit. Thanks for that, mate. Gonna go rewatch it then
Reddit: the movie. Somehow it was even worse than The Martian
>>219284195>4DX (wind & water)that's what I need, something to remind me I need to pee, watching a movie almost as long as BR2047 lol
>>219271895>>219270200>>219271355The book talks about it, i haven't got to the part where they explain it though
>>219274853He looks really bogged in the behind the scenes, i didn't notice it during the movie but outside of makeup he's getting bogdanoff as fuck
>>219260697Don't Look Up
Battle after anothet is true reddit film. This scifi shit doesnt even come close.You straight get banned if you criticize that movie in reddit.
Cast him
>>219281670>In a city that never sleeps...>one Man will fight for everything...
Uh, up made this thread so you guys would say"Seems like he is already cast!"Because that's a cast, as in, a plaster
>>219281670If you have a problem with this, you're a nazi :^)
>>219286980I’m surprised they haven’t made a biopic of dumas’ dad
>He doesn’t know
>ruins your kino
>tune...>toon bock?
>>219270311I like the Tuunbaq because he reminds me of my dog
>troon cock?
>>219270311>half man>half bear>half pig
>>219270585That's dumb. You are dumb.
Why did the movie adaptations turn out so bad?
>>219286994>a 10 episodes seriesthis would probably be the best solution
>>219283735I played SH2 as a teenager and spent hours reading plot analysis on it. I've played all the first four as well as some of the other ones like Shattered Memories and Homecoming, and they're fine, but the second one is a notch above the rest.
>>219287168SH3 is better
>>219287179Graphically yes, but story wise the second one is better. I prefer it overall. 3 is good but doesn't have as much depth and attention to detail as the 2nd one.
>>219287270SH2 ruined Silent Hill with "muh personal trauma", so fuck it
Alright, chuds, name ONE film you've seen that passes the Bechdel Test or else I'm pulling this fucking trigger!!!
>>219286298The Thing
>>219285173People hate the '82 The Thing for failing the test because there's no women in the movie
>>219287096this but every wojak
>>219284979The Devil Wears Prada.
>>219287286Kinda funny that this passes actually because Cormac's novels are well-known for being set in a very masculine world.
OH HAWWWWGHAWG DEM WAAAAARTS OH HAWG DEM WARTS DEM WARTS OF POTTAAAAH
>>219286555>It's like the civil war going on with magic people, and there's two sides. There's warlocks and wizards. The wizards have got to go! Everytime warlocks want to have a good time, ignorant-ass wizards fuck it up! Can't do shit... can't do SHIT without some ignorant-ass wizards fucking it up!
speaking of "deeply problematic"what about Goblins?Gringots becomes Gringos?
>>219287028If youre in middle school and also a tard yeah i can see it
>>219286934Lose the fucking ching chong rice and replace it with 2 slices of white bread and you have yourself an amazing chicken mayo sandwichOptonally add some white table salt to your preference
>>219286982post link + timestamp then
The Fury Road of horror, Baby Zach wins again.
>>219284329I’m more of a Timmy guy, myself.
>>219284564Contrarianism is getting out of control on this board between posts like this and entire threads about how Zach Snyder is some kind of visionary genius, good gravy.
>>219284460what should the movie be? some retard named Brandon Jaegermeister running around solving puzzles, iframing and mixing herbs he found in pots?
>>219287364Resident evil 4 is right there if they want to adapt something with more action
>>219284417The last act of the movie gets pretty crazy, so you probably should have stuck with it.
>Daleks!
>>219285190RTD is literally out there now saying it's a gay show, it was always a gay show, and people arguing with him about it have been "radicalised".He doesn't seem to have the capacity (or desire) to see that he's just fucking wrong.Doctor Who, as it existed for about 50 years was a thing that the British public at large had a lot of love for, and then they turned it into something different. If they ever just changed it back, people would watch it again. it's not that hard to understand this.
>>219285349There was hope that RTD was going to come back, and right ship, and he did not.
>>219286568I do wonder if this was the biggest catalyst.We were at a low point and elevated RTD to a high pedestal. Not only did he not reach it but he also took the show to new lows
>>219282698niceee, the 1st doctor was kino and I say this as a zoomer
The first Hollywood retard that decides to say fuck it and produce a reboot that very deliberately stylistically emulates the old show using old rejected scripts will print billions
>we want historical accuracy!!!!111>n-not that kind of accuracy though!!Personally I'd love a film about the black people who helped get us to the moon, considering all the difficulties they must've faced.
>>219285976>please kill yourself or stop coming hereplease go colonize a different webzone
>>219285761I forgot about the disabled niglet kek
>You did NOT just forget the entire group of Black women that made victory in WW2 possible?!
>>219287252>they tricked us into killing our own againAYO NO MO BRUTHA WARS
>>219285789>shouldnt you be wearing the bucket on your head?
>>219286805>”If you really think I am gay, come out here and let me suck your dick!”>it was at this time we received an EVP response, here’s the enhanced audio.
>>219286863>*muffled ghost voice*>"nice hair gel faggot"
Imagine being a millionaire ghost hunter (bullshit job) with thousands of female fans and you marry the only bitch who wants you dead.Had Aaron died, is Ghost Adventures rotted enough nowadays to do a seance episode?
Holy
>>219287461FATHER
>video essay
>>219287479the left create and contribute, while chuds sit on the sideline flinging shit
>>219287479You are a media illiterate chud. >>219287512This
>>219287512>>219287534dilate samefagging troon
>>219282835I saw American Graffiti and know it was a hit. My point still stands.
>>219279291Science Fiction is a poison
>>219279278Hoo hoo, Robin, I invented scifi soap opera.
>>219279370Kek
>>219279278Science Fiction as an idea didn't even exist before Dune... according to Frank Herbert.
