I still don’t understand the appeal of british humor, sorry.
>>219342948cmon>The limerick, which Fry recited as the last item of the comedy quiz show, went:>"There was a young chaplain from King's>Who talked about God and such things;>But his real desire>Was a boy in the choir>With a bottom like jelly on springs."now are you telling me you don't find that joke relatable at all? You don't think it's funny to make a little rhyme out of what we all feel but can't talk about?
>>219343568They have this thing in England called a "national treasure". It's a uniquely English phenomenon where, if there's a celebrity whose popularity makes no sense, and who actually makes you kind of uncomfortable, like you feel suspicious about them, you pretend that you like them too so that you don't come across as a spoilsport. And you don't want to get cornered on what you like about them so you just act like it's some overwhelming ineffable thing and call them a "national treasure". But everyone is doing the pretending while thinking that everyone else actually likes the person. Of course there are people like who use the redd site who get their internal thoughts directly from reading other people's statements with no reflection, so they do genuinely like the national treasure people, insofar as a non-mind can genuinely hold any belief
>>219363806It's not that hard. People genuinely liked Stephen Fry because he was really good in Blackadder, and Hugh and Laurie, and he's been getting by on that for decades.He just shows up and people go "look it's Stephen Fry", and they're satisfied.Americans have this too. You have Shatner and Danny Devito. All of those actors who were in the Godfather and haven't done anything good in forever.
>>219342948Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>219342948>reads trivia and facts from a teleprompter with a posh accentomg stephen fry is so smart! He's like a professor or something!
Take a movie title and replace a random word with "rape"The Rape of Wall Street
The Rapetrix
THE Rapeman
Charlie and the Rape FactoryStar Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Rape
There's Something About Rape.
Rape HardRape Hard: Rape Another Day.
>Amazon TV boss Peter Friedlander is said to have visited the set and provided an assurance that the creatives will get the chance to finish the story, although there’s a line in the report that that may be done in “four seasons or five.” Season 3 is reportedly due to hit Prime Video later in 2026>However, it sounds like plans for a spinoff are dead>It seems Amazon boss Jeff Bezos is personally keen for it to continue, no matter the cost. “That’s still under Bezos’ magical halo,” a source told The Ankler. “That’s protected for its run.”>that the Tolkien estate is apparently due a $20 million per season kill fee if Amazon fails to deliver on its original five season plan. Sources speaking to The Ankler last year suggested Amazon should cancel the show and move on, insisting it overpaid for Lord of the Rings in the first place. Apparently shows such as Reacher and Fallout are bigger hits than The Rings of Power and cost a lot less to make.https://www.ign.com/articles/thats-still-under-bezos-magical-halo-the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-reportedly-remains-on-track-for-5-seasons-at-amazon-as-it-becomes-tvs-first-1-billion-series
>>219364785no such thing
>>219364856holy fucking cope
>>219364219>Amazon boss Jeff Bezos is personally keen for it to continue, no matter the cost. “That’s still under Bezos’ magical halo,” a source told The Ankler. “That’s protected for its run.” Jeff Bezos hasn't been the CEO of Amazon for a long while now...Who wrote this?
>>219364905exactly now follow this post>>219364763
>>219364905He's the main executive which in amazon's case is above the CEO
Just give me your fucking house
>>219340916Millenials will whine about boomers all day and not do shit.
Your homeIt's where I'd wanna be.And where I'd wanna stay.>>219364805https://web.archive.org/web/20210921004017/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4F65YONiQ
>>219335269It sucks, beaners are fucking retards with money. No generational growth or planning for tommorow. At least white boomers have money accumulated to throw away and forsake their children from inheriting.
How can I go about giving Tom Selleck my home?He deserves it.
>>219336123Generations were probably pretty stagnant and not getting any better for centuries, the baby boom economy was an incredibly rare situation and none of them knew how to maintain it.
>I just want HUGE TITS like my favorite anime characters!Why did Botched pretend this was a sillier request than what they usually get? This girl seemed much kinder and more reasonable than their regulars
what's with all the breast expansion threads here lately >>219361213kinda shit that gives you nightmares as a kid
>>219362010>what's with all the breast expansion threads here latelyWe've always had expansion threads.
>>219314191Source?
>>219338056I'm afraid the truth is far more disturbing.
Why is there a photo of Fridtjof Nansen on the Smiling Friends IMDB page?
who?
How come gays get Heated Rivalry but there is no lesbian sports drama /tv/?
At this point I think I hate lesbians more than I hate faggots
>>219364494>>219364515these dykes need my penis asap
>>219364605
>>219364381Women don't want to watch lesbians, they want to watch two attractive men with one just slightly more feminine so they can project onto him.
>>219364605At least some gay dudes can be fun to be around. Lesbians are just spiteful bitches
I was looking up some dumb shit about transformers and I noticed Brett Stimely, who is the guy who plays JFK there and in a few other movies. He's like a C-list actor, only known for playing JFK in a ton of films and a bunch of old TV films and TV shows.But the name and look was familiar to me. I am pretty sure this guy is brothers with Keith Stimely who was a pretty infamous Holocaust denier (and homosexual who died of aids), in the 1980s. He has a Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Stimely which is where I found most of the information on him.Evidence 1. Stimely is a super rare last name, few people have it. Both Brett Stimely and Keith Stimely appear to be the only two people by their respective names who have ever lived.2. They were born in the same incredibly small town (Meriden, Ct.) within 5 years of each other3. I found an old school log that lists them as attending the same preschool.4. They look super similar.They gotta be brothers, right? Am I insane? I can't find anything about it despite the fact that Keith Stimely seems decently known with racists and Brett Stimely is a normie film actor.
>>219362149He's not my brother.
>>219362149Interesting discovery. Bumping for more visibility.
>>219362149>jdf outsourcing to this sitekill yourself
What movie, fuckers?
>>219356596normalfags and normallesbians?
>>219355196Very specific movie and yeah ok it's animated however, It's a master piece for it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandahar_(film)DVD re-release in 2001 was on sbs and everyone was like wtf I like scifi cartoons now(Stereo Flat Screen Digital Remaster).When I rented in in 1998 on vhs most the kids were like yeah ok, not bad prefer south park(pre stereo flat screen).
>>219364601I literally just found out about this movie's existence yesterday because I've been getting into Asimov lately and found out he was involved in it. I swear it's like somebody injected nanobots into my brain to spy on me.
>>219364601Forgot to say but hell yes of course I will watch it, but do you think I should show it to my mother too? She likes Glenn Close and tends to enjoy sci fi.
>>219364799Ralph Bakshi was involved doing story boards, as good friends with jean giraud moebius.Depends on what she likes , it can be a little bit heavy dialogue/existential(fatal attraction is due to being neo noir with glen close in it).
Watch The Super Mario Galaxy Movie starring the youthful Brie Larson
>>219349514... THROUGH SMALLPOX
>>219360936apparently "living" means doing risky things for the adrenaline rush
>>219361325Dead inside, and she's only 36.
She's such a nerd. I think I'm in love.
>>219360966i always find it weird seeing the last man to say "nigger" in a sitcom in these big movies
Why didn’t they choose a prettier actress…?
>>219364517he
>>219364736what do you think you are accomplishing here ranjet?
>>219364517She can be 15 and she'll still look like an ape.
>>219364794no shes just a cute monke
>>219363339Looks like his mom.
was she the last good female protagonist in an action film?
>>219362205the chick in zero dark thirty was great. the pilot chick in avatar as well.
>>219362205Ugly hair in every movie
Brie LarsonCharlize TheronJennifer LawrenceNatalie PortmanMargot RobbieMEWFelicity Jones
>>219358872Not really. After you turn 30, your body don't burn up calories like before. It takes time to adjust 30 years of eating habits and some people never do.
>>219358120the one on the left sexes the one on the right and i watch
>>219358776Oh my god, that's worse than the stereotypical portrayals of jews in Hitlers Germany.Hah!
>>219358446>>219358100Hammy Adams
>>219359592>Amy Adams was my age when this movie came outwhat the fuck
>The generation I think of myself as part of was raised on television — which means that, at least I was raised to view television as more or less my main kind of artistic snorkel to the universe. And I think television, which is a commercial art that’s a lot of fun, that requires very little of the recipient of the art … affects what people are looking for in various kinds of art.>Commercial entertainment — its efficiency, its sheer ability to deliver pleasure in large doses — changes people’s relationship to art and entertainment, it changes what an audience is looking for.>It would be one thing if everybody was absolutely delighted watching TV 24/7. But we have, as a culture, not only an enormous daily watching rate but we also have a tremendous cultural contempt for TV… Now TV that makes fun of TV is itself popular TV. There’s a way in which we who are watching a whole lot are also aware that we’re missing something — that there’s something else, there’s something more.Was he right?
>>219363353wtf. why would you say that
>>219363862>>219363903You’re all fucking fake, man
>>219363997woah woah woah woah
>>219363167Da pubes on de fleshlight got me pukin into my keyboard bradda
he was right. i don't think people view television as art anymore though, maybe on the high level series like true detective or sopranos to a degree, but, i think people have mostly separated tv out for what it is.
kino bodycams? this one is awesome>dudes rob a lowes in front of ICE>high speed chase>cop mag dumping>crash>foot chase>mag dump again>crash again>passenger: i din do nuffin, i be sleepin>driver: i need mah puffer!https://youtu.be/qRttCDR1rd0
>>219358964Wait, hypothetically speaking could one upload screenshots of porn to AI and ask for recommendations?
>>219364691Anon, they were armed and wanted by the FBI. Don’t be a nigger and defend criminals doing armed robbery.https://youtu.be/qRttCDR1rd0?si=tlPDcjUXjjybryfu
>>219358781>california is so woke im going to move to florida!>5% vs 20%
>>219364712yeah I send BLACKED screenshots all the time and ask for the women to have dog and cat heads instead of yucky woman heads. fuckin hot
>>219358710the red n blue lighting is so sexy
