The middle part with HAL is kino but the first part with the monkeys is lame and the end with the hippie light show is fucking dumb as fuck.
You are dumb as fuck.
>>216805422Filtered zoomer.
>>216805431>>216805433uncs get mad af when you criticize their shitty old movies fr
>>216805422I don't believe you watched the movie
Why did he kill the dog?
>>216805236Indeed>remembering my first time seeing this on the interwebs during the 2010s
>>216805344DNA means nothing if they don't have you in any database in the first place to cross examine.
>>216805344Wait, does the spooge stay invisible once it exits the body? If so, they wouldn’t be able to test it the usual wayCSI fags, report
They should remake it so he's a good guy who rapes evil women
>>216805344>sir, we lost the DNA sample again
Shut up cunt
What is this..?Anybody
It's Simon Pegg, sir
What exactly was his problem?
>>216805018lack of BBC (no TV loisence)
>>216805132They're white supremacists, swetty
>>216805097Dumb ESL
>>216805340>Dumb ESLI'm not ESL; I just fucked up that sentence because I rewrote it a couple times and I'm buzzed.And regardless, the point still stands. Only a cuck wouldn't find his wife getting raped by foreigners to be fucked up.
I just enjoyed seeing a British movie without a bunch of brown people. Old movies and historic films are the only way you're going to see that now.
Why was it forgotten about so quickly?
>>216805084it's basically about the two Coreys
>>216803369I have never seen the show, but I have seen post from people who love the show, and those people are the most insufferable, autistic types you can think of. They are usually "non-binary" and are proud to be on spectrum or some shit not to mention they are also proud to be socially inept. This is one of the few shows I refuse to watch because of my observation of it's fanbase, and Ive seen MLP
>>216804053You haven't been around zoomers much, evidently
>>216805232Normal words but a horse guy!
>>216805442That's stupid
>Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
>>216804699>I never said it was consensual Ornella
>>216804724>you got raped by a woman in a coma?>that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard!
>>216804699"I'll be more gentle next time"
>>216804699Well the life support machine called and said that the only thing your wife enjoys plugged into her more than IT, is ME!
>>216804782MORE TIMEORETIME
I thought they were rebooting the X-Men after Doomsday and Secret Wars.
>>216800632>>is this nigga the only x-man?? my god.He's the only one that anyone ever fucking cared about, so don't act surprised.
>>216802888why was cable shilled so hard then? i always see 90s books with him on the cover between the x-force and other x-men spinoffs
>>216800632They are too scared to accept that X-Men is supposed to be a story about Cyclops and his family, Charles and Magneto's different perspectives of handling human relations, the way Cyclops handles those perspectives as leader. And then the way he is challenged on handling it by Wolverine. While Cyclops the natural leader, tall, handsome brilliant tactician, struggles with complicated moral issues and the loss of his girlfriend, Jean Grey. Wolverine, the short guy, that has gone through terrible pain and loneliness, just accepts that people need his help and does the right thing, no matter how much pain he has to go through.But they are just like, here is tall handsome, Wolverine, action star. Durr hurr, we don't understand X-Men.Whatever. He makes a great action star for solo movies all about Wolverine and his sidekicks. Hugh Jackmon has done well with what he has been asked to play and made solid movies.It's not really Wolverine, and we don't really get the X-Men. But solid action hero movies.
>>216804030lmao you are watching capeshit dude get a grip on yourself
>>216801091he's a song and dance man, but only fags watch musicals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island>North Sentinel Island, part of India's Andaman and Nicobar Islands, is home to the Sentinelese, one of the world's most isolated and uncontacted tribes who fiercely resist outside contact, often with arrows and spears. The Indian government enforces a strict exclusion zone to protect the tribe from diseases and preserve their way of life, making it illegal to visit. The island is densely forested, lacks modern infrastructure, and the Sentinelese are hunter-gatherers who have lived in isolation for potentially tens of thousands of yearsThe possibilities are endless
>>216804563All non-whites are one missed meal away from cannibalism
>>216805238Nobody homeless does that in India thoOtherwise backpacker Ben and Bald&Bankrupt would’ve shown everyone
>>216802546It's like 9 miles from India and despite the Brits and Europeans exploring every nook and cranny of this planet no one touched this place? Like they went all the way to Tahiti for Breadfruit before they explored this tiny island that's far closer to the Indian Ocean.
Realistically, how many men with rifles would you need to take them all out? Twenty? You’d probably be better off infecting some food or blankets with measles or smallpox and just throwing them ashore, and waiting a few weeks.
>>216805413That’s not as bad as the story or human colonization of MadagascarApparently humans didn’t show up on that island until roughly 3,000 years ago despite it being massive and a few hundred nautical miles away from Africa And when people did arrive and settle it, it was not Africans, it was random Pacific Islanders, Malays and south East Asians who had to travel thousands of miles to get there. Africans literally did not found that place at allThere are blacks that live there today, but that is because of modern immigration
This movie is really fucking weird.
>>216803521The darkest Xmas movie I've seen, particularly the sequence where he can't have contact with his son.
>>216805007You just know
The sequel is way better, I like the part when fascist toy santa does the funny dance
Santa Claus is fucking dead.
>kills Santa Claus>loots his corpse>forcibly made into the new Santa whether he wants it or not>including bodily transformation he can't stop or change>has to leave for the North Pole and leave his old life behind even as he clings to it for monthsWeird fuckin movie
Only two matches left in 2025!
>>216801984Srammu buta
>>216803779Unfortunately we have an epidemic of small/no tits especially in Hollywood. Florence Pugh is like the most notorious.
>>216802474She looks better here than she did with the fucked up lipo. What possesses someone to do this >>216802083 to themselves?
>>216805396She used to be actually, actually fat. There are photos of her from even earlier. That other photo is her at the midway point and she was obviously happy enough with the process to want to go further. I love the way she looks now, it's just a fatty variation on the bimbo philosophy.
>>216805424I'm usually into bimbos too, like Tara Babcock or Jessica Nigri. Maybe it's because I just jacked off that I don't find her hot
>still manages to have sex in the pilot (first) episodeno excuses, /tv/
I will see my wife’s film as many times as I can.
>>216805177>my wife’s filmA step above “my wife’s son
>>216805177that's totally me if I became a tranny but I would have a horizontal red eye band like a red skin because that would be hotter
>>216805248You would have a red eye between your legs where your cock used to be.
JUST
>>216795202It's an LA/NY thing. There are so many celebrities that you leave them alone.
>>216803980No, it's you. When make a baby you take care of it, hopefully that nigger broad gave you herpes.Not that you would tell anyone, you are 100% worthless and I can see why your father ran away.
>>216805029yeah but what will replace streamers and content creators?
>>216795240ok
>>216803624>out of nowhereWe all know the reason why you tards are crying about hamill. Don't be disingenuous
So now all the chuds know what to think about Avatar 3.
>>216805193What a poorly executed false flag.
>>216805193Kek yeah definitely, but we're talking about something different here.Such as being cancelled for having said the word nigger randomly 15 years ago. That type of stuff.
>>216798885He cribs all of his talking points from here so I already knew what to think of it.
>>216798885>The movie is 3 fucking hours longWhat the actual fuck Cameron?
>>216798885I thought he was busy crying abot Snow White
