A completely and utterly forgotten film, Suriyothai (2001) depicts the 16th century ruined Kingdom of Ayutthaya, which later became Siam. During this period, there were 2 city states that encompassed Siam (Ayutthaya and Pitsanulok). This film takes place over a score of years where the Kingdom saw many invasions from the neighboring Honsawadee (Ancient Burma), lots of political drama, Kings dying, child kings being executed, poisonings, cousins marrying each other, all out war, espionage, etc.Featuring full scale 'lived in' outdoor sets (which still exist in Thailand today in abandoned form), temples, throne rooms, palaces, and massive scenes with thousands of extras on camera in a scale not seen since Lawrence of Arabia, this film shits on any historical film made by Hollywood. The film notably features the ancient 'royal language' of Thailand, so its hard even for Thai people to understand. It was supported by the Thai royal crown, and directed by one of their princes who went to film school with Francis Ford Coppola, so the actual budget of the film is still unknown to this day.The link below features both the Thai edition (5 hours long), and Francis Ford Coppola's edit. Watch the Coppola edit if you prefer something faster paced. Watch the 5 hour edit for an increased number of characters, longer royal rituals, less narration and exposition, a brighter color grade and more kino.If you like the film, spread it around so it can finally be brought to 4k as it deserves. If you watch it for anything, watch it so you can appreciate a dead, exotically beautiful and nearly forgotten culture (even by its own country).>Gladiator>Kingdom of Heavenlol lmao. This film shits all over them, giving out straight history with no B.S.Subtitles on the 5 hour version are a little botched.DOWNLOAD:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>no guns>No Spiderman or Batman>No fast cars>Good movieLol
>win a record 11 emmys>literally seen zero discussion anywhere
>>214533612>watching or paying attention to the emmysAre you fucking retarded? Film awards are interesting because if you're interested in films it's very doable to watch the majority of films nominated for oscars.But you've got to be a complete masochistic loser to watch every tv series that's nominated for an emmy. Imagine devoting 10 hours of your life to some of this shit.Also The Studio was alright but it reeked of huffing its own farts and wasn't nearly that good.
Schitt's Creek won the Emmy like 8 years in a row and you will never heard anyone ever talk about this show
>>214535298Jews you say?
>>214536481>ok so what i said was demonstrated as untrue, now lets move the goalposts to something elseshalom
Idk but it makes me want to watch it now
Dukatmaxing EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214509538
>True love is the greatest thing in the galaxy - except for an BLT, where the bacon is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe and not replicated. Theyre so perky. I love that
>>214538125Putting the deflector at the front of the ship makes way more sense than what we see with all the other Federation ships.
>>214538770>It's over Sisko, I have the hair ground!
>>214537615Bajoran genocide denial is illegal on over 100 Federation aligned planets, Anon. Including Earth. Please cease and desist immediately.
>>214538563iirc he was originally supposed to be that black officer that was sisko's old friend who defected, that's why he gets so bent out of shape about "betraying the uniform"
Thoughts?
>tfw grower not shower
mine's bigger
He has huuuuuge balls
>>214538968It's a prosthetic and his actual dick is in those balls.
looks pretty big, probably 7 inch erect
what movies, ideally horror movies, are good and also have lengthy ENF sequences like Return of the Living Dead, My Bloody Valentine 3D or Tremors?
I don't speak hippy.
Just marathoned this, what did I think?
>>214537879You were simultaneously amazed and horrified
>>214537879video installation ? Where is this ?
>>214538116>The 51,420 minute (5-weeks long) film was first screened at Uppsala City Library [sv] from 1 December 2012 to 6 January 2013. It was then screened at The House of Culture, Stockholm, and had its world premiere at the 2014 Fringe Film Festival Shenzhen, as well as being streamed online.i think you can find the full version on private trackers, but this thing isn't really meant to be watched on a movie in it's entierty, it's basically a random thought experiment made real
So this was clearly someone trying to rewrite history by changing their answer from a yes to a no, right? Keep in mind there was no such thing as cctv or phone cameras back then
>>214537202good
>>214537753>Even in 80s and 90s it would only take a word of an underage chick to send you to jailThat's why they called them jailbait. Even frank sinatra was arrested for 'seduction' the crime of seducing a woman into sex. But the penalties were usually minimal until feminists started infiltrating government and raising the penalties for sex even consensual sex to make it a more effective weapon against men. Today you can lose your job for flirting with a woman at work. So male sexuality and normal behavior has been criminalized. You can face long prison sentences for the crime of 'sex trafficking' meaning paying adult women for sex they consent to.
>>214535214Kwab
>>214537601men got lazy and let women take over. cue civilizational collapse
How did we get to the point where people equate finding a 16 year old hot to raping a toddler?
Its fucking kino
>>214520429>>214520366>listen to a ching-chong languageDiscuss this on /a/ instead.
>>214537520>bumping a thread you claim not to likeNo YOU go back to /a/
>>214537520Do you watch Kurosawa and Ozu dubbed?
>>214537898>dubbedNever.
>>214517445It was actually pretty good.
>Female characters beloved by female viewers
who the fuck cares what females think
>want to get into anime>start to watch some, quite enjoy it>tell my friends about it>uh muh you're just watching shonen shit! What on earth? Pic unrelated
I wish I could get into anime but I just can't. The only anime I ever enjoyed were the famous 80s and 90s ones and anything they showed on Adult Swim, that's about it. Something about digital artwork these days just feels soulless and boring, I can't get into it.
>>214532869>be an annoying faggot>get called and annoying faggotPerfectly balanced like all things should be.
>>214538928>I wish I could be literally gay as shit but I can'tHaha yeah too bad lol
I read a study somewhere that said 60% of men who routinely watch anime have sucked dick, it's fucking insane. Had a huge sample too, like 2k people. Next time someone posts trannime on here please know that they've literally had cum in their mouth, or are more likely than not to have at a minimum, and treat them accordingly.
>>214532869They're rightBut also why would you care? Who the fuck would watch Planetes or whatever their first time, rather than any of the top30 which is mostly shonen?
Why was it popular?
>>214538915It's clever, gruesome and high-quality slasher thriller that sends up the movies from its own genre. It was meta before people were aware of that phenomenon and grew to hate it.
because of the maskthats it
>>214538915Who's that on the far right?
>>214538915Faggot.
>>214538915Right time. Right place.
>Movie has a public transport scene>It isn't rowdyYea i hate them breaking this immersion.
If he can move like that why is he still fat?
So it's okay to do something annoying, unprompted and out of pocket as long as it's impressive looking?
How come when I do this I'm fucking winded and about to die but big nig over here looks cool as a cucumber?
>>214538801A writhing mass going from nowhere to nowhere. Manmade horrors beyond comprehension
>>214538982i'd break him a buck or two
>Here is your graceful and fair elf, bro.What the fuck were they thinking?
what's the point of such a mean, vapid thread
>>214538462It's almost like he aged 25 years.... you know, because 25 years have passed since then.
CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>214538462How the fuck has it been a quarter of a century since LOTR came out? Where the fuck did all that time go?Slow this shit down
>men age like fine wi-ACK
Mouth full of me editionPreviously on /dex/ - >>214429656
>>214536151The cute fat white girl is somehow infinitely hotter than the latina bitch he was after earlier in the series. Probably because white girl has a nice personality and doesn't have a kid. I bet the 2nd season will have some drama with latina bitch getting jealous even though she's the one that friendzoned him. Not looking forward to that.
sex with deb
If you engage in cunnilingus, you are no better than a faggot sucking dick like a cell bitch.
>>214536182Does eating pussy make you a cannibal?
You glide like a lizard on ice
Could be worse. My neck could be gushing blood.
Oh n-
YOU FLUSH ITI EAT IT
>>214539071Even my poo?
