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Is this lady from american pie? Which one? Can y'all tell
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milf is a jewish fetish because they have a goddess mother or some thing. normal males are repulsed by old women.

pajeets excluded. those animals fuck anything warm
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>>217423527
>being horny is jewish
Go back to /pol/
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>>217423687
post hand muhammad
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>>217417578
This bitch went from being one of the most recognizable milfs to a laughingstock on just a few years.
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>>217423687
stfu you nigger loving faggot.

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>>217422076
>dog
chuds
>Cesar
normal society
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>>217423374
yes and no. Depends on the breed. If you have a pit, which my mom raised. You gotta beat them and assert yourself or they're gonna test you. some lap dog? no. just throw your weight around and let them know who's feeding them. Other dogs I don't know. All i know is if you're soft with pits you're gonna get your throat torn out. You need to be rough and dominate.
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>>217423886
>pit owner
>moron
Many such cases
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>>217423952
nonetheless, we kept them outside, and with boundaries. They weren't lapdogs. Never got bit. I'm not someone pretending they were something to cuddle with. As i get older I'm realizing my family probably bred them for fights. Nonetheless, you keep them in line and understand what they're bred for, and you won't have problems. Anyone putting a pit next to a baby deserves to have that kid taken by the state.

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Why was she never able to achieve what Sydney Sweeney managed to achieve? Alexandra is cuter, more beautiful, sexier, has bigger tits and more talent
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>>217423947
She waited too long to have kids btw

I fear that pic rel might make the same mistake
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>>217423887
too good looking
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Ironically she plays down to earth hot girl in comedy too well. Baywatch, sunny, she's funny and likeable but not dramatic and attention getting. even though she's so pretty you look at her for the bit not the character
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>>217423887
>Why was she never able to achieve what Sydney Sweeney managed to achieve?
she didnt date a nepo baby agent named scooter
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Sydney is actually really calculative and has worked as a producer a lot. She is the one who suggested that all of the The Housemaid cast should go on Family Feud to advertise the movie.

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>walk into local Barnes and Noble
>see this
What do you say to the manager?
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>>217408024
>"Cool! All these films the store obviously doesnt care about, they must be free!"
>walk out with all merchandise
>cant call the cops because police are socially relevant
>checkmate lesbians
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>>217408024
how do you relay this to the manager without sounding mad?
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>>217423160
your entire fucking life and identity and apartment are based on creating an appearance that will make women more likely to want to have sex with you.
you are literally not a human being. you're a penis piloting a human shaped machine.
holy fucking shit. how are you better than an incel? you're a non person.
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>>217408024
>all 20% and 30% except the criterions
lol

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The real queen of /tv/
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>>217423777
no such thing
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>>217423750
Replace with Jennifer Connelly and it'll fit
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>>217423813
still looked nice in true detective
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nice body and eyes. face is kinda butter (like sydney)
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>>217423813
No they fucking aren't.

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Was it Star Wars fatigue?
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>>217423763
that's not a stormtrooper, that's like a legally distinct sci fi trooper from a star wars parody
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>>217421882
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>>217423763
I don’t watch some faggot YouTuber tell me how sad they were this sucked. What’s the backstory? Why did they make these decisions? Anyone got a QRD? 4 fucking hours is not a QRD.
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>>217423875
the force is female, thats all you need to know about the decisions that were made.
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>>217421491
Overpriced and almost no recoginizable characters. I worked in Hollywood Studios from 2022-23 and I had to pass by this ugly ass building in the cast member parking lot every day and the people going into it would sometimes cause traffic. We knew from late in the summer/early in the fall at the very latest that this shit was going to close. Leaders were freaking out about it.
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>>217423875
you know how you pretend you could get away with talking like that but irl you're a fat boy
it was like that but cost $6000

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This was kinda silly, wasn't it? What did /tv/ think of it?
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>>217422926
Dreams usually make retard sense
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>>217422722
its shit
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>>217422722
It should've been 90-120 minutes. Modern filmmakers have no idea about pacing.
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First half: 8/10
Second half: 4/10
Total score 6/10
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It's good. It's a little too shallow to be great, but I liked the imagery, the characters, and the structure well enough.

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>zero hype
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SHOTA DOMINATION!!

They actually shaved the kid's head for this, respect

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Peak cinema ahead?
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>>217421641
Post ending in 67 gets to direct
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>>217421676
6 7
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>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:51:40 No.217423676▶

> >>217423439 (You)
> >>217423459 (You)
> >>217423472 (You)
>>>217423551 (You)
> The (((((people))))) who do this shit know how absolutely spastic this makes them look right? Like it’s as if I can see the trembling hands carefully trying and failing the captcha until they brute force it and then sit back smugly yet still shaking in anger. Or are they THAT lacking in any self awareness whatsoever lol
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>>217422069
this movie was funny desu
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>>217423676
>Hating basedjaks in the big 26.
Are you a tranny?

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Is there any ending in all of television that tops this?
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>>217422348
Did you watch the show? She did it in an attempt to get Walt to divorce her because she found out about him being a drug dealer and she wanted to get herself and their kids away from him out of fear. Not a great plan, but understandable in the circumstances. Before she found out about Walt her greatest crimes were being nosy and naggy and annoying. Not good qualities, but not evil or grossly immoral ones.
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>>217422348
Cunt deserved the barrel.
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>>217420799
Wire would be as great as Sopranos if it wasn't for the last season sucking so much. Shield didn't have any weak seasons, I honestly wouldn't know where to rank it but is pretty high just for consistency alone. Sopranos will always be peak TV and anyone who disagrees is just another contrarian.
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it will always be the only series where the final episode is considered the best one
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>>217423962
wow you even rented the aceveda blowjob apartment. nice remodel

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How did this happen?
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>>217413041
>if you say it's sun damage then that doesn't make sense
yes it does, actually
look at the photos of the "whites" ITT
they're all brown skinned because they spent too much time in the sun
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>>217410372
also his half brothers he had just reconnected with after his dad died got eaten by sharks
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>>217423210
>bro you need your eyes checked
No I don't because my glasses prescription is still valid!
But seriously I think you're all missing the part where I mentioned that I grew up not moving my face. I have no lines across my forehead, no crows feet, my nasolabial folds are barely creased. I spent my entire childhood and teenage years keeping my face completely neutral so as to not give anything away, which sucked for other reasons, but the benefit is I still have no wrinkles. Also I try to get plenty of sleep and I keep myself well hydrated, which probably helps.
Also 25 is not even close to being old.
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>>217412738
He was 51 when Cocoon came out. Brimley was born in 1934 and Cocoon came out in '85.
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>>217423674
It's a Fun Fact.

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>hey, handsome
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Am I dirty minded, or does this look like...

Should non-film related private companies finance movies? This film is basically an Oreo commercial
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>>217423815
Seriously? This bullshit here? How about Argentina 1985 beining privately funded; and not this claptrap by the two video-artists from Bahía Blanca that about 5 movies in they decide to start hiring a DoP?
>>217423861
A shitty episodic movie where Franchella wears 16 different wigs in 16 short stories about argentinian costumbrism so 80´s the money in your wallet will turn into Australes.
Relevant several months ago because the incesty incel that runs Argentina praised it for not having state funds.
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>>217423861
homo argentum means silver human, and it has the argentina sun as there is a double entendre because the guy in the picture is an argentine homo
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>>217423815
Pissi Cuckittini
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>>217423977
>I never heard about this Darín guy, a much better actor than Franchella.
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>>217423861
>This movie has the record of product placement in Argentina's cinema history
>Although the movie shows a bit too much advertising, it did not receive any financial support from the Argentine estate, which has reopened the debate about closing or not the INCAA (National Institute of Cinema and Visual Arts, by its initials in Spanish), since such institution has a very big budget and has support many flops.
>The movie has generated a big controversy between the left and right wing in Argentina, especially because the president of Argentina, Javier Milei posted his full support to the movie.

Some movie shorts fall flat on delivery or the start, but they are all overall good enough, and last ones are very good, is just the left screeching about it because muh Milei

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Directors
>Mariano Cohn, Gastón Duprat

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EMBRACE ZOOMER KINO
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>>217423931
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>>217423939
Go back tranny
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>>217423859
>>217423906
>>217423931
>>217423953
imagine being so mad about japanese cartoons you make a bot anytine someone replies to you
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>>217423953
Find a good currently airing TV show we can discuss instead.
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>>217423992
>>217423993
Go back tranny

>you know what mein movie needs? a mentally ill balding nazi pedophile to play the lead role!
what the fuck was Herzog's problem? surely Kinski wasn't the only actor available in Germany?
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Klaus Kino
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>>217423840
the native extras in fitzcarraldo were like "do you want us to kill this dude? we will, and we'll make it look like an accident"
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German directors during 70s and 80s always had a core crew where you were inofficially forbidden from collaborating with other directors, something about keeping trade secrets. That's why you can tell the director almost immediately by the actors in movies of that era.
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>klaus get your dick out of your daughter and into costume we're shooting in 5!
Ugh directing must be hard
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>>217423961
Not as hard as his dick


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