>its actually funny
>>214417131i still dont understand the coffee gagis it a reference
>>214418329>people screaming
>>214420656"Can't get it up without the stench of milk on your chin" pretty much the same
>>214417131It was though
if you liked this watch the show angie tribeca which is as funny if not more funny
Hollywood is officially cooked!?
>>214425758>>214425737name 5 good games.
>>214425781can you?
>>214418165Why the fuck would I watch a movie when I can make my own without bullshit and filler?
>>214425650High effort Ai shit will never lead to actual movies, games or books either, since AI cannot compensate for the part where you actually need to think an know what to do to make something good
>>214425819No, it's just lowbrow wish-fulfillment in a barely-coherent setting that only functions as a vehicle for my fetishes.
Noah Hawley is a hack editionPrevious: >>214421742
>>214425770" what if, like, poor people are just trying to make ends meet and, like, a xeno comes into the frame " Also a lot of these morons started doing blow at a VERY early age and havent stopped since.
>>214425770She's seen the xeno tear a few floors of an apartment block to pieces, kill a ships crew as well as stab her brother, but we cut open ONE facehugger and we're the monsters, we're the bad guy?
>>214425795>aliumsthey are proprietary, you can't look at them!
>>214425816They picked a pretty bad time to try and pull the "oh the evil black killing machine is actually just misunderstood." Even the mainstream audience might hate this one.
>>214425790>Also poor casting, characters are too old, and not attractive enough (aside of Wendy).The redhead is by far the most attractive, but she is relegated to being a nobody. Weinstein would've never.
Arthouse & ClassicsPeter Lorredition>QotDFavorite Lorre performance?>BonusFavorite Lorre joint?Previous: >>214387232
>>214424334Murnau died because he was giving a blowjob to his underage Filipino driver
>>214424442>6'4" Murnau being a sub to a manlet filipinoThey are truly the strongest race
>>214422246
>>214424542there's nothing better in life than a twink top
>>214424992what the fuck was Uno Farto's problem?
HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>214424219>>214425752Just imagine the smell of that sauna.
>>214425752Oh wow imagine being so buck broken you sign up for conscription, in Sweden and Norway conscription is mandatory for both sexes.
>>214425796Do you mean civil service because that's what they do instead of conscription here
>>214421107I started hanging out with a guy who has mostly swedish ancestry. He would ask me for some floss whenever we ate after the meal. I noticed he would take like a 3 ft long thing of floss when I gave it to him. But when at his house, he would floss but just use a normal length of floss, 10 inches maybe. It was a little thing but that bugged me so much I couldn't take it. Clinical levels of miserly stinginess.
>>214425832I mean military conscription, and if you dodge that you will most likely get conscripted for civil service later unless you're a literal cripple. It sucks because the nordic countries are so retardedly woke and feminist.
I can be Agent Molester
>>214424734All this shit is stuff you find from library. Pee Wee Herman had literal cheese pizza collection taken with kodak. All he got was slap in the wrist cuz he is one of the chosen people.
there really was never any evidence he diddled anyone
>>214424536Jackson was no pedo, but his jew handlers were for sure
>>214424536Agent Mheehee
>>214424536Micheal Jackson was a hero, i just couldnt see it
>It is time for you to go to the dimension of kids who improved the world by wishing they were never born!
>>/co/
Any actor-character that presence not only isn’t necessary, but also is a detriment to the plot. For example, I can’t think of any character more useless than Neville Longbottom played by the unfamous lying Matthew Lewis. In PDF File Stone, Neville is used 4 times too many. We are introduced to him by Hermione walking inside each cabin to look for the missing frog, but sadly his first mention wasn’t even necessary since Hermione was going into each cabin to tell people to change into their wizard clothes (because is a minor plot hole since it’s the job of the prefect). The second time we see him its in front on Mcgonnal where he find the missing frog, this could have been replaced by simply showing pettergrew jumping away from Ron (which could have been re-used when they find out that she can turn into cat, and/or for 3rd movie foreshadow). Then we see him with the red crystal thing and the flying lesson, this could have been completely replaced by having Draco steal something from Hermione, having Harry do his hero thing and having hermionne throwing a fit about breaking rules, which could have been followed by the scene which Ron mentioned its no wonder she has no friends. Finally we have that pathetic scene in which he tries to stand up to the trio, this could have been completely removed by simply having Dumbledore give more rigged point to the trio. Chamber of Azkaban : there are only 2 scene, the first one is the herbology class in which he faints (useless comic relief, could have used a random extra). Also, herbology is Neville forte because he is supposed to grow like the plants and the second is him being lifted by Pixles to the chandelier (easily replaced by having the Pixles pick one of Harry Book to the ceiling.
>>214425520I still stand right tho, you didnt refute anything
Beginning to think Neville fucked this guy’s lass or something
>>214423002You don't know a fucking thing about screenwriting and what the story needs.
>>214425657You're wrong about everything.
>>214425768probably, but it seem i know more than the jk rowling herselfneville character only exist to make the trio looks better to the reader/audience, he serve no narrative purpose until the last book because she decided to cut dean story.some might suspect money laundering operation
Pay voice actors.
>>214425269they don't. his wife came out as asexual shortly after marrying him.
>>214425534reap what you sow, you cant put arbitrary rules in place and get suprised when they affect you too.Imagine a white person:>oh my god, they sent me a casting for a french person, but Im english! i dont even speak french! this is terrible!
>>214425652no way
>>214424578hes goodbut he has become greedy
>>214424644a tranny would have actually been less embarrassing
>HAHHAHAHAAHAHA! >DEMON WORSHIP AND SATANISM IS SO FUUNNYYY!!!>AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!What the fuck is wrong with SNL?
>>214425291TMDNWU
>>214425324Damn bro that's crazyNot sure anyone asked tho
>>214424773It's safe edgy, it's like George Carlin complaining about rich white bankers
>>214425324The site has always been like that but I do feel it's gotten worse. I think it's largely a feedback loop of how making fun of something is harder to make fun of than authentic opinions. That being said, this place isn't dramatically different from the outside world in people seeking any excuse to be angry, and people lashing out at others in a naive us vs. them mentality.To engage in that myself a little, it feels like christians seek any excuse to be martyrs on the internet. Don't tire yourself out for shit that doesn't matter.
>>214425233with how much success the tiny hats have, you best start believing in magick and d*mons.
In retrospect, is there anything they could have done to make this scene a bit more believable?
>>214423464who will portray him in the inevitable biopic?
>>214425801Daniel Craig
>>214425801Ryan Reynolds was literally born for the role.
>>214425801Alec Baldwin
>>214423430Its gotham you dumb retard. A fictional universe
Charlie X EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214394566
Skrain?
>nutrek is so desperate memory alpha changed their layout so you have to click and scroll extra to find good trek
>>214424980Interesting thing is that the original TOS DVDs from 1999 that were released as two-episode volumes were presented in production order. The 2004 complete season sets were in airdate order, and they've kept it that way since.
>>214423338DS9 watchalong bros, we add TNG to the mix tonight!THE GREAT /trek/ TNG WATCHALONG SHALL COMMENCE!Prepare for S1 TNG kino
>>214423338mpreg let's fucking goooooobut for the DS9 episode tonight I wonder if that anon is here who I was telling about Dr. Mora being an example of a malignant narcissist parent. i wonder if I'll feel the same way when I watch this episode again.
HOH: LaurenNoms: Keanu, ashley, willVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214417282
>>214425729barf
>>214425729And she'll never understand how those newbies got her or why production didn't save her.No kidding all of her stans thought they should rig it for her if she wants to be portrayed this way.
>>214425777confirmed
>>214425668You have to be a special kind of retard to say "oh, I fell for the fake shit. There is no onus on me to check whether it is real or not". Kelsey has made the account private and hardly accepts any requests.
>"touch me and I'll sue">touches him>doesn't sueWhat did they mean by this
>>214425661there were camera tvs there bro...
>>214425661Pop 'em like a balloon and they go away
>>214425687Rocko knew the blind spots in his area
>>214425695Tommy popped him good too. Both died of AIDS. But at least Stallone got his own reality show out of it.
>>214425557Rocky punched him so hard his personality changed and he started using his wealth to help the community
N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
>>214425501There's also the other hag, from the water village.
>>214423312Kind of a shittier S6P cloak, boost to all the stats, telekinesis, truth-seeking orbs, variety of chakra beams and iirc giant stone mecha.
>>214425401Based Japanese doing their best to keep us from turning gay
>>214405413What does Animal Collective have to do with Naruto?
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