Mortal Kombat 2021 is fucking dogshit, but Mortal Kombat 1995 is not only the best video-game film of all time by the low standards of video-game films but also a genuinely good film in its own right. And its soundtrack is fucking kino. Mortal Kombat 1995 is SOVL and the ending (especially with that Orbital track playing in the background, which is my favorite track of all time) is surprisingly heartfelt for a fucking Mortal Kombat movie (of all things). Happy 30th anniversary to Mortal Kombat 1995, the greatest video-game film of all time.>"One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you. Go in peace, my brother." - Chan Kanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
>>21535228090's im a big guy
Films are so unbelievably bad today that movies that were considered bad back then are retroactively good in comparison.
>>215352206It was honestly more interesting when the ninjas were white and it wasn't some big clan family feud trash.
>>215354249No, Mortal Kombat was good back then, too; this isn't a retroactive thing in this case. Critics have always hated video games, even the ones who review them for a living.Paul Anderson, before he married Jovovich, actually made good movies.
>>215351252there was a mortal Kombat in 2021???
What was his problem?
>>215352011>two gentlemen agreeing to a fight to the death with agreed upon rules>this is the same as nigger monkeys chimping out and shooting each other to death on the spot because someone's shoe got scuffed
>>215351082how do i respond without getting scalped on horseback?
>>215351852He had good writers back then
>>215351082He was a Hussar, those dudes were crazy
>>215352456Well, german soldiers also liked to hump each other dressed as women
Just watched Spaceballs.It was bad.
>>215352535The only moment this crap-film is good, is when the guy do the Star Wars mockery. For the rest is just a waste of time watching it.
I love Blazzing Saddles, Men in Tights, The Producers, History of the World, but Spaceballs is just shit. The Dracula movie with Leslie Nielsen is also shit.
>>215353504they're nothing funny about nazi!
young frankenstein is the best movie ever created
>>215353695>Blazzing SaddlesBeans fart scene>Men in Tightsle epic musical number>History of the Worldgiant blunt sceneThe Producers and Spaceballs are the only good and actually funny movies. Don't remember anything from those other unfunny movies aside from the scenes mentioned.
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>>215351654Civil Defense is the best episode of any Star Trek show.
>>215353457is this your new bait
>>215353969>character assassinate a character but also actually assassinate him and replace with progressively dumber clones that are technically different characters so there's technically no harm doneDS9 writing is peak what do you mean
>>215354147Are you kidding? Not only did they have to completely revamp his character after one or two seasons but then they ended by making him some mary sue communist who stupidly became the grand dictator of Ferengi and character assassinated an ENTIRE ALIEN RACE.
>and character assassinated an ENTIRE ALIEN RACE.
>You’re so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everybody, even when it’s not there. You’re living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. And there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up.
Why dis they make him look like jonah?
There clearly is an easter bunny, it's on all the chocolate you get at easter
>>215354285ThisGodlike design and scripting powers for this
>>215354285Dbdr? What are you doing here?
I miss romantic (art genre not love story) hero journey epics. It’s a shame they killed it
>>215354187You think movies like that are leftist.
Nigga posting star wars from his iPhone calling it epic lol
>>215354187This is why people watch capeshit. Everything else is subversive demoralization.
>>215354221"People" watch capeshit because they are late stage capitalism drones.
>>215354221Capeshit is a bastardized version of a romantic hero’s journey and is equally demoralizing
I never watched this because of the bad word of mouth, but how bad can it be with the same staff as the first one?
>>215352741>>215352811The most egregious part was how Nancy's storyline completely contradicts The Hard Goodbye, the very first and arguably the best story in the series. I've no idea what Miller was thinking. I wasn't a fan of the gambler's story, either, it seemed... directionless, I guess? It felt weird, considering how all the other stories had characters with a lazer-focus, simple motivation.
>>215352741it's worth it for the nude scenes
it's just more of the same. a very safe sequel. some stories are bad in the first one and some are good, and it's the same for this one. i quite liked the hothead gambler story. it even has that woman from that new Weapons movie at her prime.
>>215352741it's nowhere near as good as the first but it is still a decent companion piece. it's been a whilw but i remember marv and nancy are made slightly less cool retroactively though
>>215352741It's boringSoullessIt doesn't seem like anybody actually wants to be there
>>215354150>2025>muh covidgr8 b8 m8>>215354177he kind of sucks now honestly he's too up his own ass and only has on people he thinks are interesting which are usually people that aren't interesting at all
>>215354243Did you reach your post count yet, Ivan? Will you be able to afford supper?
>>215353923>Right about masks, lab leak theory, vaccine/myocarditis, vaccine injuries, herd immunity, Omicron being an even bigger meme, big pharma controlling the mainstream media, etcCovid is the biggest meme of all time, sorry you're still coping about falling for it
>>215354243I'm unvaxxed but you are totally gone. Fuck just realised this entire thread coukd be bots
>>215354262You are the one talking about COVID you dumb faggot, I was just was pointing out that I can just use my eyes and watch all the material he himself puts on YouTube lol Why are you so upset?
What happened to vulgar comedies? Why did Americans stop making them.
>>215353512ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
Because zoomers are anti sex and lose their minds when they see sexual content in a film and genuinely think they are being assaulted because they were raised by social media that censors it and teaches them thats normal. Same reason they will say someone "got graped". They are a generation thats broken beyond repair.
>>215351372The weird 70s-00s vulgarity phase was never going to last. The porno moment was merely a stepping stone on the way towards a sexless society.
>>215353655Lets see that hairline zoomie zoomie
Am I the only person here that saw this? The chuds will hate it because Asian woman have sex in it.
Literally the only streaming service worth paying for
>>215354075Are you joking faggot?Saving money isn't the Jewish thing to do? You can't even racism properly, retard. You've lost it.
>>215351467>giving youtube money
>>215354138Why I have to pay and figure out storage? For $15 a month I don't have to worry about that, I spend more than that on useless bullshit in a month. Just suck being a penny pinching like, kike. You aren't gonna use your Jewish logic to get out of this one.
>>215354251giving money to jews is the jewish thing to dokike
>>215354277>Jlol
Tarantino was right
But I'm neither
I'm a linkin park guy
>no nirvana peopleI'm offended
>>215354257Not a person then, are you
>>215354272They can trace their 'woe is me' style of music all the way back to the Beatles making you a Beatles people
>>215350233Get your shit together Pennsylvania. I live 10 minutes from one. It's very kino.
>>215346854For me it's Louis Theroux's Dark States - Heroin Town.
>>215347170why is scott the woz dressed like a cowboy?
>>215348248Is that the infamous animator and white supremacist Emily Youcis?
>>215347039I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>german scene>99 luftballons starts playing
>>215352986She voiced the dragon in the german dub of Eragon.And they wonder why Germany is full of furries..
>>215352986>scene about love and war>la mer starts playing
Germany looked like such a fun place in the 90s
>>215352986Nena’s pits were a sexual awakening.
Only two movies have featured the greatest german rock band, rammstein. How high and xxx. They should be bigger.
do what
>>215350056brazzers, steven seagal, and jimmy buffet all target the same category of person
>>215350245There is a kind of ritual that gay people go through before having anal sex, called anal douching or anal pumping. It involves filling the anus with water (one of those bidet showers works best) and pushing the water out a few times.
>>215348580don't worry. eating ass is like drinking from the fountain of youth. he's basically immortal now.
>>215348445obviously Salon Kitty
>>215350245Some "people" like the poopa
Hey Matt and Trey, give Wendy screentime over more Trump jokes
