Just got out of an early screening. It's a mess. Weird structure where the whole first third is a mockumentary, and it takes another third before the MC leaves her house. It's a mix of cliches and shit that's kinda innovative just because Chris doesn't know how to structure a movie. Kinda loved it in an outsider art way. Word of mouth won't be good. Was impossible for me to think about anything besides how it was made, I definitely didn't get engaged by the story itself. Feels as influenced by video games as movies.
>>215379681qrd?
>>215379565filteredthis is a /stuckmann/ board nigger
>>215379565>Mike Flanagan >Irish "American"That's how you know it's shit. Boo hoo my priest raped me and now I have to make an unrelated barrage of pseudo Catholic horror slop.
>>215379751>pansexualI highly doubt this guy has ever had anything but heterosexual sex, he probably just got turned on by transgender porn which doesn't even count.
>>215379639>pansexualSo he fucks kids?
MODS ARE ASLEEPPOST WHAT YOU THINK MOLE MAN'S PENIS LOOKED LIKE
>>215382715We're on episode 3 already.They don't fucking advertise I found out 3 days ago.
>>215382754wtf thanks
>>215382651This line felt so out of place
i just like how this show weaves in contradictory art stylesthe comedy itself is very adult swim ie lolsorandom
>main character has shit audio mixing on purposeInto the trash it goes.
>arrested in 2019>STILL awaiting triallulwut, who did she piss off?Incarcerated Actors Thread, I guess
>>215383317Any gloryhole scenes?
>>215383478Faye is still alive. someone found her after she went missing
>>215383512You sick fuck Scientologists are just as responsible for that as he is. Really, who kills a dog to protect a rapist?
>>215383512He admitted it, said they wanted it. That's why he was convicted
>>215383317Any hyperstalkers know how is she doing and if there's any progress with her trial? What a bizarre case, the right to a speedy trial is clearly violated, it sounds illegal.
Sink bros …we won
>>215383082bernthal had two seasons of his own show and is getting a tv movie this year. >>215383342the punisher is literally a spider-man character.
>>215383082Yes
I'm watching Stranger Things S2 for the first time. This shit is fucking ass.
>>215383501It's why I never watched any later seasons
Literally who the fuck cares. That liberal faggot Bernthal is a terrible actor, he plays the same character in every role. The most pussified Punisher ever.
>Infiniti uses her middle name professionally. She was named after the Batman Forever (1995) character Chase Meridian, played by Nicole Kidman, and Buzz Lightyear's line "To infinity and beyond" from Toy Story (1995)If you were to name your son or daughter after your favorite kino, what would they be called?
>>215362239Sabara is that you?
>>215383310I'm talking about given names nigger, do you think being called Stone McProttie is just as good as being called Peter?
>>215383358If I called you "Stone" in another language that sounded like a name, would you still be pissy?
>>215380222that's a man
>>215383496If it's a real name then it's fine, which is the whole point. But my name isn't Stone, it's Who-is-like-God.
So I watched this flick last night and it’s stayed on my mind all day now. I’d kinda had, what I believed to be, a firm grasp on it but reading some online discussion shook my confidence in my takeaways. Way I saw it, the doppleganger was a split personality that survived when the original personality finally tried to come to terms with his faults (delusions of grandeur concerning his future in acting and infidelity). Spiders representing his venomous tendencies and hang ups with women.But the theory online that particularly undermined my understanding was that of the chronology. Mainly, was the apartment Adam lived in a place he got after getting divorced and tearing the photograph of he (Anthony) and Hellen in half. That would explain everything being in boxes and his mother referring to his new apartment on the phone (and his inability to stick with one woman later when they meet in person). And did the opening scene of him going to the club with his doorman and the key actually take place after the final scene? Or is it just that he’s in an unbreakable cycle as mentioned earlier in the film?I have lots of questions and yet it made me appreciate the film more than I did when I immediately finished. Went from like a 7/10 to an 8 or 9 for me (and Im not really the biggest villanueve fan).
>>215383387I accept your concession.
>>215382901his name was Robert Paulsen
>>215381752I think the movie is a metaphor for the subconscious mind of a man who is cheating on his wife.
>>215381752pregnant Sarah Gadon
>>215383503Yes this is exactly itThere is no hidden framework that brings everything together elegantly, it's basically just a typical narrative where one's psyche is manifested in the physical world, like Eyes Wide Shut. The plot is more a series of feelings to represent this part of his inner turmoil, not a literal collection of events with strict relationships.
John Wayne was a fag.
>>215379062>This man was a symbol of the fake machismo we had come to hate, and we weren’t going to listen to himWow this veteran sounds very Xtian and White, this definitely happened>>215380044Yep. Hating John Wayne is older than a lot of boomers.>>215383195Weak critique, very very few actors are actually "chameleons", they fit a type and play it. You could say the same thing about Jimmy Stewart or Schwarzenegger
>>215383316Are you mentally ill? John Ford was making movies in WW2, he wasn't shooting chinks you fucking moron.
>>215383535>John Ford was making movies in WW2Yeah, like The Battle of Midway.
>>215383535What are you taking issue with in my post, retard?> John Ford was making movies in WW2Yeah, this being one of them.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Midway_(film)
>>215383432Dammit, forgot the face. Anyway, say it now, faggot.
Can someone sum up why these movies are bad without bringing the characters race or gender into the equation
>>215383479Okay but your fixation on that part is not what has you angry, it's the excuse you made to justify your anger at the real message because you didn't like what you were being told. It's like how Joker was medicine that libs didn't want to swallow. TLJ was medicine that manchildren didn't want to swallow.
>>215383514>1/3rd of the movie's runtime being 2deep4u filler isn't why you think the movie is badWanna bet?
>>215383514You write like a 15 year old tranny.
>>215383514Your movie sucked, Rian
>>215383531>>215383543>>215383550Rest my case at all this seething desu
RIP Yusaku Matsuda
>>215382711That's literally my nigga Aokiji
Adamu Doraibaa
>>215382711RIP Oka
After watching something like this, how can anyone morally justify eating animals in the modern age?
Why did this show has such a bad/anxiety inducing aura? As a kid i felt like i was looking into some weird dream world
>hashave*
It was made by the British and they hate children.
>>215383464Similarly, Watership Down etc.
ITT: female comedians who are actually funny
Picrel is my fav.
>>215383547
>show titled Monk>isn't about a monk, but a normal guy just named MonkWhat were they thinking?
>>215380266>Catholics hating witchcraft
>>215379965What's your affliction?
>>215379853Is this good detective kino? Are the deduction and observations possible by intelligent people? Det. Goren in criminal intent is incredibly perspicacious.
>>215382138the show is amazing. the main guy is of course a genius, but he's got a lot a problems -- namely, 142 phobias. he has to overcome a different one while solving each case, making his episodic character arc compelling enough to continue watching. my problem with shows like colombo and csi is that they're too formulaic. in every episode of monk they're reinventing the sequence of the investigation. the way monk solves the cases, seemingly by observing random shit via serendipity and piecing the murder together, is mind blowing. the overall tone of the series is both funny and sad, but i can't say that there's any filler, every episode is a treat. highly recommend.
>>215382138Check it out, anon. It's pretty comfy.
1. Eyes Wide Shut (pure kino beyond compare)>2. Love Exposure 2008 (just perfect)>3. Beau is Afraid (tragicomic kino, easily the greatest film of the 2020's so far)> 4. Wizard of Oz (perfect musical, genuine Hollywood magic)>5. Neon Genesis Evangelion series + EoE (peak of anime, Asuka and Shinji are one of the only truly convincing fictional romances)>6. Frantic (Peak neo noir. Like Le Samourai or Drive but actually good)>7. Batman Returns (unmatched sexual tension, Burton at his best with what is essentially a dark carnival)>8. Elf (Christmas kino that people with genuine intentions to do good in this world will enjoy)>9. Alita 2019 (the only time I fell in love with a fictional character - I tried rewatching this film recently and I thought it sucked but the feelings it gave me back in 2019 are something I can never discard)>10. Battle Royale (just a fun film, with impactful tragicomic moments)Least favorite (anti kino):>Mulholland Drive (just shit, "it's all a dream brooooo" nonsense, lesbo shit was insufferable)>The Master (expected L. Ron Hubbard kino, got a worse Beau is Afraid performance from Joaquin. Where is Jack Parsons? Where is Crowley? Where is all the Americana and distinct iconography that comes with the founder of Scientology?)>Good Fellas (got second hand embarrassment, cannot take some manlets acting as tough guys and doing their forced le Italian mobster voice. Just cringe. Italians in general are just cringe due to their overemphasis on meaningless shit like cooking pasta a particular way or slicing shallots super thin which is just retarded to begin with)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215382645Thinking back, how am I a poser huh dumbfuck? I laid my top 10 earnestly. Do you have anything to say? Mad I didn't put some boring shit like Dr Strangelove or Leon the Professional?
>>215382721>>215383018quit having a conniption like a woman, you ask for an opinion and i gave it.
>>215383047Huh? Articulate. Provide reasoning.
>>215383203no
>>215382613Alita and batman returns being on here outs you as having no basis for opinion
McKenna Grace has 8 upcoming projects according to IMDB. Is it safe to say she's a Hollywood star?
She looks like some realtor HoA Karen.
>>215382837
>>215380803McKenna became a damn fine woman. Damn fine.
>>215380740The wall has grazed her, it's over.
cann’t act, her singing is mediocre
