Is Valentine's Day a Valentine's Day movie?
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>>217160456stinky rape roach says what?
>>217160485Did Ooga Booga knock out owner ?
>>217152571Quadruple boosted
>>217160485He’s a paki which makes it funnier when jeets use him as a role model
>>217156580He's like a walking joke and I'd find it weird if he wasn't in on it.
>>217165989I'd carumba
>>217165933You're not wrong. I'd welcome more rockin' Simpsons threads though - especially over capeslop crap!
>>217164561Why does Marge have a huge ass here
>>217166242>>217165933Seriously though, when was the last time you were on this board and there wasn't at least one Simpson's themed thread?
>>217166316Before 2011. Thats the year of Our Baskin.
What would've happened if Shelob got the ring?
>>217164992As a spawn of Ungoliant Shelob would prob just bring the Ring right to Sauron, why did you make this stupid fucking thread? There you go.
>>217165047what if goku got it
>>217165693he would go invisible and really strogn
>>217165047No. She was not Sauron's minion. Sauron just put up with her because she was handy. A few orcs to feed her every now and then was nothing. She'd likely get the ring on herself somehow, but since Sauron is the ring's master, he'd be able to get it from her pretty quickly. If she's a bit smarter she'd hide it, but then Sauron would win the war and eventually find it anyway.
>>217166069>nolisten you fucking zoomer nitwit, her allegiance first and foremost was to Morgorh because her mother, a primordial being, served Morgorh. By extension, Sauron (his most loyal lieutenant) would be the next logical choice to give the Ring. So yes, while she wasn't a "minion" she often worked in the interests of Sauron.
What's with all the female generals in movies lately? When IRL are women actually generals?
>>217165969Shes based on an actual general who is like the grim reaper lol fucking Jesus guys.>>217165492Top right Shes the one who organized the maduro capture no doubt. She's been behind most high level successful intelligence operations going back to Haiti 1990s lolOh my God I'm dying. You zoomers crack me up. Top right is The Grim Reaper. You can't even track her career for years, she just pops up. Goddamn what happened to Gen z. How are you guys this ignorant it's so boring
>>217159365time flies
>>217165492Only the top right has that steely eyed look you'd expect in a general. The other three I can't take seriously.
>>217166240The head of the New Zealand navy until she sank their biggest ship.
>>217159365>Maybe you're a fago, you ever think about that?
One Last Game>>217155496
>>217165880>>217165928>Hey derek uhh thanks for buying me dinner and paying for these games- oh looks like Josh is here, gotta go!
>>217166339It would be cool. And ST has a big enough audience for that to work. However, I think its all bullshit because in order for the name 'conformity gate' to mean something the characters would have to be conforming, but they don't. Will is openly gay, Mike eventually accepts Eleven is gone and picks up a new hobby instead of continuing to mope about it, ect ect. Would be neat, but I highly doubt it.
it's so creepy you incels have pics of an 8 year old on your pc
>>217166340My bet is on Sadie. Or some older lady seduced him. There were more of them lusting after young Finn than dudes lusting after Holly.
I get it now. ;_;
>>217164855What’s this fake tweet bullshit?
>>217164855I don't know why some faggot from this board wants me to read his autistic Alien fan fiction, I have no interest in that
>>217164855Reductionism is for pseuds.
>>217164855Why havent you been rangebanned yet?
>Wide shot of Helicopters descending on the jungles of Vietnam>"Some Folks Are Born" starts playing>Pan to the faces of grizzled paratroopers, some barely out of high schoolFuck Vietnam really was the most kino war right? Favorite Vietnam movie?
>>217165178Holy filtered dumbass, Fortunate Son is unironically a patriotic song, Fogerty himself has said so for like 40 fucking years. You clearly have it mixed up with Born in the USA by Bruce (born Baruch) Spring((stein))
>>217160912It's surprisingly decent for a b movie adaptation of a book.I loved the novel and I liked the film.>>217162034>>217162843Yeah it was
>>217159777Paratroopers don't jump out of choppers.
>>217159777na na na nineteen. https://youtu.be/iug5VL17wdU
>>217166313Modern ones do. Didn't really work out for the Russians but still
And don't forget to fuck my mom and put me in her womb after you save her life!
>>217166383At least it was consensual unlike that time Yahweh decided to rape Mary.
Why is Jay Bauman posting on Insta saying he just watched One Battle After Another when RLM posted a video a week ago where he and Mike reviewed the movie? Was he lying then about having watched the movie, or is he lying now?
>>217165842No he doesn't because he's lying, that gay movie was not mentioned once in their last video
>>217165764Nothing in that post indicates he watched it after the review, "finally" doesn't mean "today".
>>217165764No such RLM video exists, though.
>Why is>retarded babbleEvery fucking time.
>>217165764A. No one gives a shit about e-critic drama and if you do you are a couple runga below literal homosexuals who obsess over celebrity gossipB. Based Jim Downey played the academic decathlon presenter, not the principal.C. PTA puts Downey in lots of his movies to keep tabs on him because he's an addict who just kind of disappears. PTA's dad worked with him and liked him because he was always really cool to him and his dad. Downey was a writer with SNL and co-wrote all of the Weekend Updates with Norm. After norm's death an NBC executive admitted to Downey that Dan Ohlmeyer wanted to just fire him for all the OJ jokes, but Norm refused to stay on board if Downey got canned and he actually quit and was never fired, but never told anyone about it.
Arthouse & ClassicsWhite on white translucent black capes back on the rack edition RIP Bela Tarr >QOTDFavorite Tarr kino?Previous: >>217143477
>>217159879Rest in Peace Bela Tarr. Werckmeister Harmonies is one of the greatest films I've ever seen. A true genius has been lost today
>>217159879>QOTDI haven't seen any of his film besides the first 20 minutes of Sátántangó1994 when I was 10
>>217163710https://cinephiliabeyond.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bring-me-the-head-of-alfredo-garcia.compressed.pdf
>Here in the "Criterium Kloset", Bela Tarr picks his favorite movies...
The Possessed (1965)Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)Footprints on the Moon (1975)
Since judgment day is inevitable and the future can't be altered, from the perspective of the resistance, Kyle Reese just died.He went into a suicide pod
>>217163786>>217164089Kyle knew which humans survived JD and where they lived, so he could just go there.
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>>217163786At least he got to see how things were all the way back in 1984
>>217166204Yeah, but not freah-off-the-ass homeless dude pants. Probably pissed in with skid marks and fleas and god knows what else
>>217166303probably like huffing straight vinegar. just IMAGINE
>the horniest you've ever felt watching a movieFor me, it`s the rape scene in Last Duel.
>>217159421Probably all the voyeurism in Blue Velvet, I don't recall any other film inciting me to jerk off in my adult years
>>217159421Jenny Agutter´s skinny dipping scene in Walkabout.
rape?
>>217159421Spanking the Monkey
Jessica Tandy getting raped in Driving Miss Daisy
Caggot Figger Nustodians EditionPreviously on trek >>217149339
>>217166041It was a dark time
>>217166041it had to, the schizos were warring and their screeches meant it was time to let /trek/ die
>>217166040>and they were all better quality threads than even the best /trek/ lelIf only. The reality is they're just a bunch of zombie threads taking up space getting slowly bumped and kept on the board.
>>217166040>>need Weyoun/Porthos fanfictionsounds adorable actually.
>>217166089>Weyoun sees Odo become a beagle once>Weyoun sees another real beagle and is convinced it's a founder>Weyoun spends the episode becoming best friends with the first "founder" to return his affectionits too wholesome
What was his best role?
>>217162007The REAL mother fucker!
>>217164998Hell yeah!
>>217162007For some reason his videos were all over limewire and probably why I love older women. I think we got internet when I was 10 and probably jerk it to Milf Hunter 5x per day while frying the family computer and blaming my brother
the one he did with ava lauren and lisa ann blew my mind and weiner as a young teen, especially when they double titty-fuck him.
>tfw watching the Hunter's instagramhe's probably as cool as 90 IQ 60 year old men can get
