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Women hate this character because one of their greatest fears is that men prefer porn to them
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>>217453680
i'm not an incel but i haven't sex in 5 years and every time i jerk off i subconsciously think
>this sucks, i wish i had a real woman
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>>217454510
because most men have porn nowadays
back when there wasnt readily available porn, if you went several weeks without cumming, you'd get extremely pent up and want to cum
now instead of forcing themselves on their wife a dude just opens porn online
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>>217454533
>every time i jerk off i subconsciously think
>>this sucks, i wish i had a real woman
same...but everytime i spent/put forth the effort to have sex...and then it ends, i think, this sucks...should have jerked off
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>>217454533
trvke, any other stance is cope or incompetence
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>>217450748
I mean... yeah, you'd hate a woman who prefers porn to you too. This is a universal feeling, not a female one

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Which routines are her best?
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>>217454122
oof and kek
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>>217454351
I expect lesbian sex scenes on slow mo
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>>217453878
Gee never seen the stuffed thing in the back before. No wonder they're opposed.
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>>217454122
Seiko was a dept store stable for gen X
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>>217454507
*smirks*

That is a Grand Seiko. The Shunbun, specifically.

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Daily Fallout show thread where we discuss the thousands of retcons and plot holes of this godawful show. I'll begin.

>the Strip is infested by deathclaw alphas
>humans 20m away on the other side of a flimsy chain-link fence non-chalantly go about their business
>deathclaws don't bust through, climb over, or go around to kill everyone in freeside
>no group of humans anywhere around Vegas gathered firepower and retook the strip to claim the intact casinos/buildings instantly becoming a powerful faction

Imagine you're a leader of a powerful gang or merc company. You know the casinos on the strip are empty ready to be taken over if the deathclaws are eliminated or led away - yet you do nothing and ignore the area completely.

The opportunity would be too juicy to pass up. Sure, many groups might fail, but eventually those 'Claws would be gunned down, trapped, or led out of the area in the race to retake the strip and becoming medieval lords.
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>>217447702
jew pedo on full display
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Half way through s2 ep 4, this season is unironically filler
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>>217432921
> arguably less yap yap yap
Oh you illiterate zoomer faggot, you actually triggered me.
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>>217452813
>y-yeah I read...
>pushes stack of computer games behind him
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>Go to boomers' house
>They have Smooth Interpolation Motion™ (whatever name it has) enabled on their TVs
>All the movies they watch look like soap operas
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>>217453888
>>217453912
What?
I don't have a console.
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>>217454012
sorry bro, it's an autist gamer thing
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>>217452651
>Boomers are too stupid/lazy to learn the menu.
To be fair to the old geezers, absolutely nothing about a on/off setting called TruMotion (LG) or Auto Motion Plus (Samsung) tells me anything about tv shows appearing like soap operas.
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>>217453979
THERE'S A RAT ON YOUR HEAD ANON
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>>217454123
It's a mouse.

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What was his job or military position?
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>>217454441
>he
What kind of gay president gets a dude secretary.
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I got until season 3, specifically the black goo two parter with Krycek and the boat, until I realised he literally has no plot purpose or defined job and they just brought him in as a vague mysterious guy just standing around. Mytharc was shit after season 1 desu. Gillian getting pregnant and needing to be written out derailed the whole thing because after the abduction it was all just them making every myth episode up as it went along. Honestly they could've just not had her get abducted and feeded and seeded, they could have just had her get assigned somewhere else after the X files were closed and it's just Mulder covertly investigating things by himself until they get reopened.
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>>217454472
Don't care, still love the myth arc. Make your own show that's better.
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>>217447389
Negroid of the Glowing Variety
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>>217447556
It also originated the word heavy metal apparently

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differential diagnosis people!
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>>217454256
The 2000s were a different planet.
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>>217453282
You are a black man
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>>217454246
I'm a straight white male, so I assume so.

>>217454248
Just started working out and cutting out all the junk food and other shit, will see if that helps.

>>217454312
Had a sleep test, oxygen was fine, even though I was snoring.
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Imagine if House said 6 7
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>>217453161
>bodycount is too high
Did you ask him? I thought all naive jews died during the holocaust. Foreman, take Thirteen to his mother's basement and search for evidence of coitus. I bet he's a KHV with a bookmark for sadpanda.

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What did I think of Pluribus?
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>>217453494
Oh if the next season isn't the last I'll be pissed, don't get me wrong, but I prefer to see what the world is like BEFORE they start solving things. If Carol weren't an idiot, we wouldn't get great episodes like 5 & 6 where she does detective work to discover what's in the milk the plurbs all drink and tries to spread the word only to find out the other humans already know about HDP and don't really care.
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>>217453464
Based, so much material this can make 4 seasons easily
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>>217453464
Looks like when Vince got his career going with BB he relaxed a bit and allowed his coomerbrain to make the decisions about the MC casting. No more kino performances for us I guess.
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>>217451114
>expected generic alien kino by got generic lesbian walled roastie reddit drama

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why did Edward Norton disappear from kinos?
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>>217452515
Painted Veil + Motherless Brooklyn are his skill level.
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>>217452635
drone racing and wh40k figurines
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>>217453227
Wes Anderson is just here to disprove the narrative that nobody wants to work with him more than once. Doubt Norton gets/got major cash from any W.A movies.
Norton was and still is an amazing actor however: even half-assing a minor role, he mogged everyone in that Dylan biopic
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>>217452515
he was the only good part of the Bob Dylan movie.
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Too many death threats due to being associated to Norton Antivirus by name.

>Finn Wolfhard jokes during his SNL monologue that he first “learned what a woman looks like down there” during his time on Stranger Things. The show then cuts to a clip of a howling Demogorgon.
>“Our society is so comfortable with degradation of women’s bodies. I am expected to hear this and be a ‘good sport.’ I am supposed to feel a shame and disgust around my own body that allows me to laugh along. Instead I see this for the heinous misogyny it is,” somebody else wrote.
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>>217452101
took me a few seconds
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>>217452101
me in the back
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>>217452728
no, formerly nee
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theyre calling this mysoginistic because they didn't get gay romance out of nowhere in stranger things
its them lashing out on unrelated things, these kind of people do this a lot
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>>217445737
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about SNL
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about the 'superbowl'
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else gives a shit about the 'world series'
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else slaves away every day to live in a cardboard warehouse
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else pays most of their wages just to be allowed to go in an ambulance during their third heart attack of the morning
>shartmerigoyim think anyone else is scared to use public transport in case they get murdered by a nigger
>shartmerigoyim think they don't have the lowest quality of life in the world

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I'm told Season 1 is great, and I'm downloading it right now.
Should I push through Season 2?

Obviously I'll see if I like it, I just want some advance on what to expect for time with this show and how to manage my weekend.
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>>217453813
Whatever you do, do not watch season 2. Its an anthology and the second season has nothing to do with season 1 or anything related to Dan Simmon's book. Treat season 1 as the only season.
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>>217454046
Same advice goes for True Detective.
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>>217453813
Skip Season 2, and watch The North Water if you have an itch for more.
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>>217453813
Season 1 is based on a pretty good book by Dan Simmons, and faithful to that source material. Season 2 is a cash grab written and produced by retards and is in no way connected to the first season. You won't miss a thing if you skip it.
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>>217453813
season 2 isn't the same show anon
>mfw they could've done a kino anthology of instances where human exploration went wrong

So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
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>>217454486
it never was. after the first hour of the first film when Jim, Selena, the dad and the girl escape the inner city, the story was "min roipe wimmin wifout socoiety moite innit?"
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>>217454476
>but it is what it is.
if you have the passivity mindset you are absolutely doomed
stop LARPing and become a real man. If your God is real, he wants you to become a man. Not a boy lost in misplaced biblical intellectualism
Go out to find a wife and God will provide you a wife if you look long and hard enough. He will not reward you for sitting in your room all day talking to atheists on 4chan as you slowly corrupt yourself and lose your religion and adopt a mockery of Christianity
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>>217454381
You’re skin is the same color as poop.
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>>217454515
>God will provide you a wife if you look long and hard enough
i didn't wear a condom one time (ONE damn time), and i got stuck with a wife/kid. then come here to talk about movies and hear all these bitches whining about no wives. if there is a god, he's a joker for sure
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>>217454501
>i just show up on sunday and eat jesus crackers with grape juice...
No, as long as you trust in the blood sacrifice God performed in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem you of your sins you're saved. Going to church or eating crackers is irrelevant, although if one in the faith finds it edifying to do so, there's nothing wrong with that.
>then go do degenerate shit...
What degenerate stuff you decide to do, despite being saved, will be between you and God. God has patience and mercy, but as someone who knows all too well, he will discipline you if you test it too much.
>but as long as i get 'last rites'...
I have no idea what Last Rites are, sounds like a Catholic thing.
>those bitches got to let me in...
If you trust in the blood sacrifice God performed in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem you of your sins, yes.

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According to Damon, a Netflix movie has to “reiterate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are on their phones.”He also confirmed Netflix’s insistence that every movie open with an action sequence:

A standard way to make an action movie, you usually have three set pieces and they kinda ramp up to the big one with all the explosions…. Now, they’re like, ‘Can we get a big one in the first five minutes? We want people to stay tuned in.’

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/1/17/matt-damon-says-netflix-demands-characters-announce-what-theyre-doing-just-in-case-viewer-is-busy-doing-something-else
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>>217447062
>I don't think they did in this movie though?
every 5mins a character is yelling the plot. Not sure why matt damon does a full overview of the events in the finale with flashbacks.
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>>217446090
Sad truth!
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>>217446090
He's not wrong, but that's also just how millennials and women write. If you've ever sat down to watch a film or show and there's one or more scenes where two or more characters just sit in a room discussing their feelings or talking about the plot, that scene was written by women or gay men.
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>>217446090
adhd on a mass scale
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>>217447107
With that prompt the LLM will act like an academic. You want it to act like a (constructive) gatekeeper.
Try this:

>You are a professional script reader providing internal coverage for a production company that receives hundreds of submissions a month. Assume the script is competing against produced films and high-quality specs. Be blunt. If something doesn’t work, say so directly. Do not soften criticism or offer encouragement unless it is genuinely exceptional. End with a clear recommendation: PASS, CONSIDER, or RECOMMEND, and justify it.

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hahahahaha hell yeah dude
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>>217450585
He looks like a gay Chinese man
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>In Bugonia, Jorgos explores the psyche of America in the age of internet conspiracies and asks maybe the most pressing question in our divided times: "What if a gay fat sheriff was also a rapist?"
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>>217454270
You have to have a tolerance for vulgarity and silliness, some bits are a miss for me.
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>Nick is unironically living in Maryland with the neighbor who molested him when he was 12 yrs old

I know you're joking but this would be such a deserved twisted end for the little midget.
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>got to fuck prime Rachel Sennot
>mainstream success and a household name in comedy
>supporting role in major arthouse film
>probably fucking emma stone with his BGC
Nick bros, how did we let Stav win so much?

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arthouse, classics and staging

reviving this general edition

>QOTD
No questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once.

Previous >>217401502
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>>217453429
Menilmontant (1926), Autumn Mists (1929), Meshes of the Afternoon (1943), Bigger Than Life (1956), The Naked Kiss (1964), The Fifth Horseman is Fear (1965), Marketa Lazarova (1967), Fando y Lis (1968), The Deserter and the Nomads (1968),The Miraculous Virgin (1969), The Cremator (1969), See You in Hell, Friends! (1970),The Woman Who Powders Herself (1972), Amarcord (1973), Breakfast (1974), Tisicrocna vcela (1984), The Manor of Araucaima (1986), Chronicle of a Death Foretold (1987), Street of No Return (1989), Jacob's Ladder (1990), Suzaku (1997), La antena (2007), Hard to be a god (2013), Knight of Cups (2015), the list goes on...

>>217453836
Good rec
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>>217453429
Some Call It Loving (1973).
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>>217454336
He left, wasn't it Haremfag or the other Charlottefag?
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>>217454516
Both of them were Soapyfags yeah. I specifically remember the Charlottefag posting her and saying he was burned out on /film/ and Haremfag posted Soapy back at him saying he was too.
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Just watched Tokyo Twilight. Holy kino, how does Ozu do it? I like that there was no reconciliation between mother and daughter at the end. That bond has been broken forever.

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The Prince That Was Promi -ACK

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>>217454426
all baratheon men kind of are
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>>217453789
kek'd
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>>217453905
Alright, alright... what a party pooper...
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kind of boring ngl. It'd make a good 2 hour movie
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>>217453905


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