What's the magic words when the bartender asks what you want?
>>219368646Anna Faris looks like *THAT*?!?
>>219368734It's a shit test drink. If you fuck it up, I close out my tab and go to another bar.
I don't know; I don't like alcohol so I've never visited a bar.
>>219368734or you can just shut the FUCK UP and make my drink wagie. that’s probably the best way to not get bitch-slapped by me
>>219368646Sometimes at the bar the tender will ask me what I want, and I'll say 'shot and a brew!' like in the movies, and they look at me like I'm retarded
Is this worth watching? I watched the first 2 seasons and fire walk with me and thought it was okay
>>219367535>>219367568Kill yourself
>>219367535You're halfway through, might as well finish it
>>219367535Just dont take it seriously
>>219367535It's shit but sycophants will gobble it up and say it's good.
>>219367535It's pretty good, but just remember that Laura Dern's ugly dumb ass ruins the ending.The best part of the whole series was the cinematography and casting of the original, which goes down the digital drain for S3.
Easter Editionprevious: >>219273719
>>219369965Who is this qt?
>>219370369sara monpetit of humanist vampire fame
>>219370479>look her up>groomed by a lesbo dykeOf course.
>>219370792didn't even notice the worst partshe's from quebec
>>219370820No issues with that.
>New Resident Evil film by Zach Kreger was well received at test screenings - the official premiere is September 18, 2026.>We are waiting for a short (about 90 minutes), tough and dynamic horror without unnecessary explanations of the lore. The film keeps constant tension, some compare it to "Mad Max: Fury Road", only in the horror style. The emphasis is not on the characters, but on the atmosphere, monsters and practical effects. The locations resemble the early parts of the games.
>>219366631>something newthis
>>219366822Why though? outbreak would be a good game to make into a new RE film.
>>219366220>about 90 minutesbased
>>219366220Just to be on the safe side, they should push the release back to like December 27, 2026 or February 27, 2026. Give the filmnsome more time to cook.
>>219366220Fake ai slop poster. Where's the fucking community note?
It's gonna mog the Mario movies again isn't it?
>>219365390>not Sonic and Knucklesdropped
>>219365390It'll probably have a better story than the new Mario movie yeah.
>>219365390100% it will. It'll make Nintendo absolutely mald and seethe.
>>219365390>that AmyMy dick is diamonds. Also, yes. It will mog the fuck out of Mario. Sonic 3 was a vast improvement over 2 so 4 will have some high expectations.
No, because it still has lame human shit.And this is comic from a huge Sonic fan. I grew up playing the genesis games, loved SA2 and Mania.None of the marketing in these movie appealed to me. I hadn’t seen a single one of these movies.The Mario movies, on the other hand, are just movies about Mario going on adventures. That’s all they are advertised as and all they should be. Those films work much better for what they are.
Comfy castle editionOld thread:>>219294273
why animated tv shows always ruin the cool characters from the comics they are based from?
>>219370301>>219370389design of a lesbian sadly, 100% she will come out as a queer and oliver will seethe hard
Monster Girl x Tech Jacket sloppy passionate itty bitty lesbian sex.
>>219370210SEETHING
>>219370540all "lesbians" take cockno exceptions
>>219370600you mean like.... rubbing their bald pink dripping pussies against each other vigorously in a hot wet panting moaning pile of young flesh?? you disgusting freak, what an awful thing to even conceive of
Woke up this morning,Got some gabagool
Bump
>>219366143We don't care. It's funny. Tho I hate the mafia tho.
>>219366145Settle with some low fat turkey
>>219366143howbowdah
>>219366143yes, it's a source of pride for them
Kevin Sorbo is a really good actor. Hercules was just silly fun so I didn't think about it, but he really emotes well in Andromeda.anyway uh, 90s/early 00s adventure serial thread, I guess
>>219367816>goatfuckersWho cares? They'd gladly do much worse to you and your kin.
>>219367613>Andromeda.Shitty actor in shitty show.
>>219367816>How is that decentI don't know, why did you bomb yourselves?I looked it up and the iranians blew up their own school with a malfunctioning chinese missile. Because their missile launch sites are literally right next to children's schools. Weird thing for a sophisticated, virtuous people to do!
>Living ship showFarscape won.
>>219367711
I don't get it
>So what did you expect to happen here tonight?
>>219363835>This house cool, this like restaurant.
>>219363835I was just going to the beach
>>219369231WITH A BIG BLACK DILDO IN YOUR BACKPACK???
>>219363835>TCAP caught predators who took the bait and showed up with intent to rape a minor>some of the predators were convicted BEFORE AND AFTER appearing on the show for raping kids>anons still call it entrapment
>>219363948>RARARARA GET ON THE GROUND! ON THE GROUND NOOOW!>"Arrrrgh! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus fuck stop AGGGGH"
Why no Monarch threads? It's not THAT bad. I thought /tv/ liked kaijuslop.
>>219370278>The bulk of my post was just about Godzilla in generalNo it's not, assuming you're >>219368415>"but I'm not that anon"Then you're a fucking retard who can't follow 4chan threads, that's already covered in the inB4.
>>219369655She's a lesbian, her grandmother however spent her early years swapping between the dicks of both the Americans she worked with.
>>219370359It might be Legendary's nostalgia consultant, the one in charge of adapting Toho elements to the Monsterverse. They view the 70s films as the best
>>219364777The first season was THAT fucking bad. I’ve been a Godzilla diehard for over 30 years, and I bailed. Apple uploaded an official YouTube compilation of all the kaiju scenes in the first season, and it amounted to 25 minutes…of an 8-hour show. And Godzilla himself is only like five minutes of it, and he barely does anything when he actually does show up.
>>219370359>That's because Godzilla is white-coded. I know modern revisionism (especially in the American version) has tried to rework Godzilla into a metaphorical "force of nature" but at the very core Godzilla represents the unstoppable, unyielding, and borderline callous nature of American/white dominance over other nations.^This and the majority of my subsequent posts is about the original 1954 Godzilla film.>Hell even GMK is the physical manifestation of white people who suffered at the hands of the Japanese during WW2 and seeks nothing but the total obliteration of Japan.^This was a supplemental point.>that's already covered in the inB4.There are no inb4 posts in this thread. This will be the last response I post in this thread because I am genuinely aghast at how unbelievably retarded the posts responding to my original post (which is the most basic, entry-level Godzilla lore knowledge about Godzilla) have been. Honestly, I hope this has just been trolling because I'm truly stunned at the stupidity.
>>219370112>get over itFuck off tranny
>>219370156Pics? I'll have her if you won't.
>>219369924Women are miserable and insecure because what they have is so easy to lose.
>>219363413>>219369567>>219369670Isn't her problem that she's too thin nowadays?
>>219369674Why, so you can whack off to them, faggot?
There’s still an issue with having a black protagonist in a movie like “The Backrooms” even though he isn’t a racelift or historical inaccuracy. The fact if the matter is that when encountering black males, our natural inclination is not to assume their internal world is “just like ours” (as White males) nor are blacks a blank slate which can be anything, but instead they carry within them default assumptions which we as a White audience does (and should) presume unless it’s proven otherwise. These assumptions are: >He hates White people esp. White males>He sees all White people as “privileged, racist, colonialists, etc” >He holds weird stereotypes about White peoples he constantly obsesses about ie “ypipo don’t spice dey food.” >He unironically believes his ancestors wuz Egyptians, Hebrew, Greeks, Romans, Vikings, knights, Chinese, samurai, etc and that we “falsified” history to counter this. >He lust after and is desperate for White women. >He has lower impulse control compared to Whites and thus is more likely to act out in anger >He might have a criminal history, be deadbeat dad, or both. >Has 0 appreciation for Eurocentric aesthetics (eg baroque, classical music, brutalist, medieval, classical rock, etc. doesn’t matter which) and only appreciates about perceived “black” aesthetics (jazz blues rap Hiphop etc). The very Backrooms he calls “Beautiful” in the trailer ironically count as a “Eurocentric” aesthetic. But instead of being able to take this at face value or neutrally, it automatically makes him an “Uncle Tom” and a sellout. Blacks did this to themselves with their own attitude. >Hates seeing groups of White people exist without any blacks or browns mixed with them. Esp. White males. >Religious beliefs (if he even has any) are low-church Protestant, NOA, or black Israelites. All these things taken together ruin the cinematic experience.
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>>219370656
>>219370542This. Black people didn't exist in the 80s.
>>219370678He’s a libtard cuck.
>>219370786Black people aren’t the highlight of the 1980s if you are anything but Black. It wasn’t a “black decade” at all.
How are they poor, they don’t even have to pay for tuition, and can magic things out of thin air, and teleportWhy is Molly Weasley a housewife when her kids are gone for most of the year and the entire cleaning process is automated?WHY did they blow their lottery money on a trip to Egypt if they’re so poor??
>>219370333Magic seems to run on a meter like electricity and the rich get to do/have more shit
Incidentally, I recall a video critical of Rowling which said she was fat phobic, because being fat is treated as a character flaw and people are disgusted by them. They pointed out the hypocrisy of calling Dudley a pig and such but not doing the same for Mrs Weasley who is described as plump. As if the body of a middle aged woman with seven kids should not be treated differently.
>>219370570>body of a middle aged woman with seven kids should not be treated differently.It should shouldn't it.A 12 yo boy who is fat because of gluttony is different than the fat gained with a lower metabolism of age and post natal weight gain.One is a product of eating more than one needs and eating food for pleasure and entertainment, the other is a natural ageing process.
