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why he kinda cute doe
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>>215563824
Really low effort design like everything else in the show. I get it, but it is actually lazy and shoddy
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>>215563835
did you see his penis?
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>>215563844
>mfw allan was right
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>>215563824
I thought it looked delicious
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>>215563835
they look like that irl though

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This show might as well be the dictionary definition of slop.
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>>215561272
S1 is kino & absolutely nails what its trying to do. S2 is so mediocre with a bunch of weird tangents that I'm almost convinced the show runners were intentionally trying to copy shitty sequels to 80s movies.
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>>215561187
>dictionary definition of slop
This show is shit but it's not as bad as DBZ or any other shonen.
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>>215561187
The dictionary definition of slop has nothing to movies, the way you are using it is just an antisemitic meme that somehow breached the mainstream lexicon, silly goy.
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OP is an unc
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>>215563070
Nah

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Women never talk like that. Anyone who has been around women knows this to be true.

Dishonest dialogue.
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>>215562581
>online community
>4chan
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>>215562688
Eh. There used to be more of a community on the blue boards. I've hopped around from /mu/ to /tv/. I'm not going to stop posting here and I'm not trying to police anyone's behaviour or language. That's the antithesis of 4chan. The raw and unfiltered discussions are the reason I come here.

It just feels surreal to be the new punching bag on 4chan.

I always enjoyed shitposting about music and TV shows with other anons.
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>>215557547
Sounds like typical post nut clarity. I kind of get that but I'm a KV.
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>>215556103
Jej
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>>215558584
Smoking doesn't do that

A seminal film.
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>>215561354
Tariq doth protest 2 much
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the craziest shit white people did to Black Folks was the breaking limbs to turn them into crab people. why? for fun? wtf is wrong with you guys
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>>215562185
>whites have no history which is the point
You're literally in a Buck Breaking thread acting downright peculiar.
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>>215561354
bro got some bussy
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>>215558394
Usually niggers are into we wuzzing as kangz of Rome
I don't know what went wrong with Tariq

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AID-2vDJEvo
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>>215563449
Nbc played the face morphing video. Halloween also had thriller play as a treat.
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Dance hits
Sophie Ellis bextor
Sonique
Abba
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>>215561810
https://youtu.be/XgIy6RmOId4
But, heh, you won't get it
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>>215563700
>Nbc played the face morphing video
Directed by Max Landis.
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Thriller - Michael Jackson (Heck most MJ MVs are kino)
Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
Sledgehammer and Steam - Peter Gabriel
Take on Me - aha
Bachelorette - Bjork (Most Bork vids are kino)
Oh Baby - LCD Sound system
Goodbye - toe
Cellophane and Eusexua - FKA Twigs
I Love You - Lil B
Alright, Count Me Out, Squabble Up etc -Kendrick Lamar
Come Into My World - Kylie Minogue
Come To Daddy - Aphex Twin
Ain't It Funny - Danny Brown
Sextape - Deftones
Since I Left You and Frontier Psychiatrist - The Avalanches

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>actress puts on a little weight
>looks even better

What are some prime examples?
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>>215559455
Bad luck.
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>>215553085
/thread
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>>215563919
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>>215558121
Fake vaccine killed her

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I found out I live an hour away from former pornstar Vanessa Lane. Do you think I could fuck her if I offered her alot of money and asked her nicely?
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isn't she like 50 now?
I remember her on that Gnaw Their Tongues album cover (from a scene with Tory Lane)
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>>215563043

Lots of pornstars work as escorts. If you know where to look for escorts in your country, then just have a fucking look.

That being said, because they were pornstars they're gonna jack their prices up by a lot.
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>>215563043
>Do some research
>She's an "old school" porn star with zero POV and only does male focused porn with grunting and groaning and shots of hairy man ass
Why are you gay? Or are you a cuck? Or mayhaps a gay cuck?
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>>215563923
>6/10 escort - $250 an hour
>6/10 pornstar that escorts - $1200 an hour
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>>215563956

Pretty much yes. I live near an ex-playboy model and she charges like 5x what anyone else charges, and she doesn't even look good anymore (way too much plastic surgery, looks like she's deformed and her face is just melting).

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Come up with a sequel. Set six months after this one ended.
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>>215562795
>Resupply icebreaker gets sent from New Zealand.
>Thing makes it onto the ship.
>Ship gets back to New Zealand.
>Thing disguises itself as a puppet on children's television show.
>Horror ensues when Thing's eye falls out during a live broadcast.
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Predator 2 but The Thing
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I'd have it set on a cargo ship. I don't know how it'd tie to the original, i.e. how the thing got on there, but that'd be my idea.
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>>215563899
Rastafarian Thing?
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>>215562795
whole thing takes place on a big train. like a long train or some shit. the thing is on a train and theres people on the train. tension

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What would your Push It To The Limit montage be about?
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Me, sitting in a dimly lit room, staring at the wall, throughout the duration of the entire song.

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>>215563743
and with that you would doom middle earth
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>>215563802
You can tell it's done by impressionist because i can actually understand what he's saying, real Tolkien have this weird pacing when he talks almost like Churchill where he'll stop randomly and then pick up the pace of what's he's saying super fast, weirdly enough it's genuinely a very proper and well articulate speech when read on paper it's just that sometimes he's talking so fast it sounded like mumbling.
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>>215563644
I would chuck that shit into the ocean and tell Sauron to go fish. He wouldn't hear me of course being on the other side of the continent, but it'll feel great.
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>>215563886
No, I did not.
I did not care for the scary Bilbo scene
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Did you ever have a Joker phase?
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>>215563410
>joker is pretty awesome
He's going to get a midnight visitor.
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>>215563336
Joker phase? That's gay as fuck
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>>215563526
That's a close call
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HONKA HONKA
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>>215563336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosX7QgmaOY

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>still no horrorkino about a terminally online person having their internet history leaked to normalfag family
How come?
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Black Mirror episode.
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My mom got an ISP notice for shemale porn I torrented and I told her it's because you're connected to other users so it's like you're downloading what they are.
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>>215563822
>>215563889
Isps can't see the titles of shit you torrent you fucking retards
If you're gonna lie at least learn enough about the subject to lie convincingly
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>>215563889
You're absolutely wrong. I've gotten multiple notices over many years.
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>>215563911
>worker literally came over practically kicked down my door and asked why i torrented red dead redemption
the world doesnt revolve around you

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Everything before The Antarctica Battle is high grade kino
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>>215563696
Mobius has the original team
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>>215563696
that was supposed to be the end of the series. the producers wanted to continue with movies exactly like Star Trek TOS, with Atlantis replacing the SGC as the higher budget main set.
at the last moment the studio execs decided that selling DVDs was safer than trying to make movies. so instead of zero series the producers were asked to make two. most of the effort was placed on the Atlantis spin-off, while SG-1 S8 was rushed and cobbled together out of leftover scripts.
the producers hoped that with Atlantis providing DVDs sales they could end SG-1 with S8 instead and finally move on to the big screen, but the execs decided once more that Stargate wasn't fit for that and that SG-1 should continue to sell more DVDs.
the producers accepted it and basically rebooted the series so it could continue for 5 more years, but only two years later the DVD market plummeted, the 2008 crisis put MGM into deep shit, and the market window for a SG-1 movie was long gone.
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>>215563840
it's a shame because I feel like they could have made movies made for streaming movies if it was a few years later
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>>215563840
Didn't the fact that SG-1 kept having high viewing figures in Europe especially France and Germany kept it going on longer than it should?
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>>215563808
I guess you're right. Though they play alternative versions of themselves through most of it.

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>white pixie dream girl
>Love interest is a black nerd with exaggerated swagger
Seeing an awful lot of these nowadays
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>>215563580
I'm white and i don't care about this as long as we get accurate representation with asian or latina chicks
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>>215563580
Post five more examples then.
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>>215563580
it's to get yuros to watch. yuros love that shit, see dr who
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>>215563580
If you watch any of this shit, you're a cuck and your father is ashamed of you. You should kill yourself.

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movie of the year
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>movie of the year
Indeed, it has been a very, very (very) bad year.
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>>215562762
It was always burning since the world's been turning
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>>215563328
>funny how "conspiracy theorist" just means you aren't gullible enough to believe known liars, thieves and
It's funny how you just minimise criticisms of you to convince yourself you're right. But then again, if you had critical thinking skills you wouldn't be a conspiracy theorist in the first place
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>>215563477
ah, you are a jew. figured as much
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>>215563221
>>believe in every retarded conspiracy theory
>me>>215563477
Why do people who believe in Patriarchy, white privilege or climate change think they are in position to call other people conspiracy theorists?
>coasts will be underwater by 2012


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