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>>217201452>knee bruisesUh oh
>>217201460Look it all makes sense when you realise the important stuff happened off screen
>>217200684yeah but the next one is about the lore of that suitcase rock, they've already said no Hawkins or Upside Down or any of the old cast. So Netflix is going to spend a fortune on it and no one will watch because no one cares about suitcase rock. Then they're fucked.
>>217201447I thought it was crazy when Mike woke up and said it's morbin time
>>217197101getting bogged
Remember that tranny that Eddie murphy had killed? People just kind of forgot about it.
>>217201522TTD
>>217201522Killing trannies is not a crime
>>217201522Couldn't they just pay him off? Why did they have to kill him? It's insane that we live in a world where a guy has to murder somebody just to hide the fact he likes bussy.
>>217201600The transexual rejected the hush-money and was gonna write a tell-all book on Murphy liking boy pussy
>kills Rob Reiner>kills James Ransone>girlfriend dumps himBilly boy can't catch a break.
>>217198468Never tell her this
>>217201728He should tell her while crushing her wrists and forcing her against a wall
>>217198184that's asa akira
>>217198184Ali Wong should be attractive but for some reason she just ...not. I don't know what it is. And yes the glasses are part of it.
>>217199365Motherfuckin 5 star post
30-year-old women used to be able to pull off "cute". What changed?
>>217202005So am I.
>>217201745Jane wishes she looked like Jenny
>>217200047personally I don't think anyone is hotter than 1960s Jane Fonda.
>>217200151If women really were this desperate to feel pretty they would let Indian men touch them
>>217200047Because modern millennial white women spent their youth whoring themselves out and binging drugs and alcohol. Then they hit the wall at 26. We are unironically seeing a rise in white women 30+ year old femcels.
play crystal mountain (by death)
True cinema and masterfully told stories are never making a comeback. The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of Rings, Revenge of the Sith. All a thing of the past, now we get lectures on tolerance & acceptance seminars by girlboss woman warriors and their ethnic boyfriends. Essential inclusion mandated by the state, you cannot tell your Good vanquishing Evil, Light vs Dark story any more.It's over.
>>217202125I can't remember which movie is which, the only good sea battle was when the two pirate ships went alongside the man 'o' war with the villain dude on it on both sides and obliterated itIf that's the one you're talking about, good
>>217202140Yep that's the one, the music was also phenomenal
>>217202207They had an orchestra on stage where they played their instrument at the same time the movie was onscreen, it was a full house every seat sold out. People love Pirates
I can make great stories but I don't have the budget to produce them Be ready for some low budget indie films
>>217202007someone please post that parody of this image,you know the one....
Lmao do people really genuinely fall in love IRL?
>>217200017/thread
>>217200797Gfs are wasted on the gfhavers
>>217198974There's something I don't get: why did Jack fuck Rose in the car when they were doing all of that running around and were all sweaty? Surely she had a stinky vag by the point, not to mention it was 1912 so it's not like she was bathing regularly. She had to have stunk, no?
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>>217199047>98% of great literature is about loveNigga Twilight is not great literature
What did the femanons in /tv/ think of this show?
Those are some big juicy tits
>>217202174Which hairline is better?
>look up book series on wikipedia>the first book (that is purely about the American player and the barista) has such a dogshit smut cover>and the author made some autistic list about how the canuck and the ruskie differ like x is intelligent, z not as much, etc.Books don't seem to be good at all lol - entertaining show but I do skip forward when it indulges for too long in a foreplay scene
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>>217198601Personally, I’d rather settle down with a nice cosy cup of lapsang souchong tea
>>217202050>irish coffee, hold the coffee
>>217198624t. Bongoloid who instantly adds milk to his teabag without letting it settle.
>>217202143If I had a wife like he did, I'd be a fuckin' alcoholic within a week
I wonder in the near future that a replicator could actually exist but would be rejected by the same people who reject Ai today. Like there would be certain cooks & food companies that will declare that their items contain no replicated materials and that there was no replication involved in the finished product.
>IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CEMENT MIXER!
>>217201988I don't care how staged and excessively edited and over-the-top the American seasons are, they are absolute peak comfy entertainmentDefinitely instilled in me an underlying suspicion of going to random restaurants in the US though! (as a non-American)
>>217201988This thread is unique, yeah, uniquely SHIT!
Ramsay came to an Italian restaurant down the street from me and they changed everything back to how it was as soon as the episode was done filming. It was funny he really had to go out of his way to find something wrong. Cut the menu in half (retarded for italian food you gotta have options) and remodeled a room to look even worse than it did
>GorgedongLmao gorgedongey!
they're still 10/10
>>217198348Easily 10/10.I don't see the point of even arguing about them considering they were all made at the same time.Hell I still see people compare the "3 books" even though they are really either 1 book or 6 books.
>>217198348I am no longer able to force myself to watch Two Towers and Return of the King.The feel like a slog with no wonder component that made Fellowship so great.In Fellowship we go from peaceful green hills of Hobbiton to rainy dirty Brill, to swampy Eregion, to beautiful autumn Rivendell, to snowy peaks of Caradhras, to dark mines of Moria to golden Lothlorien to forests of Anduin.In Towers it is just grass steppes for 3 hours.Same with Return.And the characters barely travel, they just talk and fight.Surely story beats are here but between them are rather boring parts.Fellowship feel the only one worthy of watching.It is 10/10, while TT and Return are like 7.5/10.
>>217198348Fellowship maybe. The other two are boring proto-capeshit with zero sense of adventure or wonder
>>217198694>muh source materialThis is like prequelfags whining that you need to read 40 comic books and play 18 videos games to understand star wars. I judge movies based on the movie, not whatever gay supplementary material you care about.>how the fuck is this "marvelslop"?Superficial action movies where the characters say funny quips to break tension and get the 80 IQ retards watching to hoot and holler>LETS THROW LE DWARF!>THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS LE ONE!Embarrassing
Lotr is just fantasy capeshit. It's not art, it's something you watch when you want to watch brainless entertainment. I believe /tv/ overrates it because of their weird proclivity for connecting it with their politics. You cannot refute this
Do women really use deodorant on their assholes?
Imagine making this thread
Why would she need one when I can just rub my glans against her donut.
>>217201734here's the roll-on BITCH
>>217201450Most men fetishize a woman's ass so they wouldn't care unless she's ugly and smells bad. Just take a shower.
>>217201450what is this? is this ai?
does she deserve the honor of being called boomer sydney? don't think she even made a good movie
>>217202187>don't think she even made a good moviea perfect analogy then
>>217202187Who is this?Looks like Margot Robbie but she isn't boomer-generationI'm sure her tits aren't even close to how great Sydney's are though
>>217202187lol, this woman mogs.
https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/nick-reiner-dropped-by-lawyer-alan-jackson/
>>217201332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GM10HdXvQ
>YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
>>217201451kek
>>217194823Asmongold is paying for it
>No Reiner shall live>My lord you gave your word to the merchant, and the partygoers have seen too much>I said I would not harm them and I shall not. But Ashkenazis are Ashkenazis, and schizophrenia takes the weak. This is my holiday. My Christmas. MY YULETIDE.
The Last Jedi an misunderstood masterpiece just because Luke failed in his destiny doesnt make him any less of a hero this film is the Batman vs. Superman the Joker 2 of Star Wars a masterpiece that will be better appreciated in the future the ideas in the Sequels like a broken Luke Rey becoming Palpatine or Darth Sidious being resurrected were good ideas but poorly executed i would have made Luke a Sith and had Rey redeem him in this movie
>>217202154you're wrong and gayfpbp
