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Arthouse & Classics

CantOverDuedition

>QotD
Favuorite /film/ dealing with cuckoldry?
>Bonus
Favourite Kechiche joint?

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Open the Fuckin Strait, you crazy bastards.
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"What if the Pink Panther was real? What if he was actually a panther that was pink and he went around stealing art?"
- Friz Freleng
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>Women's costumes feature bare cleavage minus any brassieres, and muscled, equally bare male pulchritude also on display throughout; Claudette Colbert's nipples are visible as she bathes in a bath of ass's milk in the presence of leering handmaidens (one of whom is bound in chains), and Dacia disrobes seductively before joining her in the bath; During the Roman orgy, Marcus Superbus entreats Ancaria to arouse Mercia in a dance that blatantly suggests lesbianism; Nero's homosexuality is strongly intimated through his physical posturing -- and a muscular, scantily clad, effeminate manservant whose eyes never veer from the emperor; The colosseum sequence depicts elephants stepping on people, gladiators fighting to the death, tigers maiming women, a giant bear being speared; a woman wrapped only in garland fed to hungry crocodiles, an Amazon woman beheading a pygmy on-screen while another pygmy is impaled, Christians being fed to the lions, and a near-nude woman presented to a gorilla, either to be raped or murdered.
They don't make films like these anymroe
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>>219360529
>Paul Simon I'd get, somewhat

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>Popular show terminated for good after this last joke
What did they mean by this?
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>>219345687
OP is from Iraq
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>>219345687
>Popular show terminated
fake news, it wasn't terminated, the creators decided to stop making it, what do you gain from lying?
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It wasn't that.
They saw how cringeworthy the fandom was becoming and saw their characters being used for shit like "trans rights" and decided it was done. They aren't the kind of people who want to make mainstream slop that gets absorbed into the "quirky" autisic crowd.
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I saw them at Lvlupexpo in Vegas. Michael cancelled, and for good fuckin reason.

The crowd was literally the most autistic fucking sperglords I'd ever been around. Like, mega mega retards. There were super autistic kids coming up with their parents to have them all sign shit. Lyle looked really uncomfortable and I know Chris fucking hated it. I could just see it in their eyes.
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>>219370351
Probably a good call. Just look how freakishly attached cum town fans on this board are.

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Pitt Threads are done once your paperwork is finished.
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>>219369789
They must be trolling. Because how is that platonic?
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>>219367201
Disgusting. Would dump
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>>219339864
Javadi posted the video of Jesse's arrest to her TikTok right before talking to Monica, I'm sure the show will have her legions of fans storm the detention facility and decapitate the 6'6" mutt who arrested him/parading his head on a pike.
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>>219370564
Praise be to Allah
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BUNCHA YOUNG BLACK DUDES SAVIN LIVES EVERYDAY

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What is the best Jesus kino?
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>>219370621
did they fr get willy d. to play christ

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>leaves right when it’s obvious Voldemort is going to lose
>doesnt even stay to help fight him
>some how doesn’t face legal charges for being a death eater right up to the point where it doesn’t benefit him anymore
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>>219366890
It never benefited him. It never benefited any of them. They got nothing for being aligned with voldemort.
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>>219369818
It unironically did.
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>>219370448
They got to live.
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>>219367057
He's nothing like orochimaru.
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>>219369585
That prophecy shit was hanging over Voldy’s head. He knew if he was going to get fucked, it was by Hairy Pooper, and guess where he and his buddies were always hanging out?

>>219370216
>perfectly fine with using proxies and avoiding a fight with dumbledore
>I MUST FIGHT HARRY POTTER

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How did this make you feel?
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>>219370388
Bravo Nolan
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>>219370299
I was in awe. That the producers really allowed Nolan to do it like this. I understand Nolan is a big guy and doesn't like the studio meddling with his film, but if there's a moment to veto something as a producer it's the one nuclear explosion in the film about achieving a nuclear explosion.
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>>219370388
LMAO this won an Academy Award.
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>>219370299
It would have been better if he hadn't shown the pitiful explosion at all, just the blinding white light and the immense sound.
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>>219370299
like I got scammed
didn't look anything like a nuclear explosion

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There’s still an issue with having a black protagonist in a movie like “The Backrooms” even though he isn’t a racelift or historical inaccuracy. The fact if the matter is that when encountering black males, our natural inclination is not to assume their internal world is “just like ours” (as White males) nor are blacks a blank slate which can be anything, but instead they carry within them default assumptions which we as a White audience does (and should) presume unless it’s proven otherwise. These assumptions are:
>He hates White people esp. White males
>He sees all White people as “privileged, racist, colonialists, etc”
>He holds weird stereotypes about White peoples he constantly obsesses about ie “ypipo don’t spice dey food.”
>He unironically believes his ancestors wuz Egyptians, Hebrew, Greeks, Romans, Vikings, knights, Chinese, samurai, etc and that we “falsified” history to counter this.
>He lust after and is desperate for White women.
>He has lower impulse control compared to Whites and thus is more likely to act out in anger
>He might have a criminal history, be deadbeat dad, or both.
>Has 0 appreciation for Eurocentric aesthetics (eg baroque, classical music, brutalist, medieval, classical rock, etc. doesn’t matter which) and only appreciates about perceived “black” aesthetics (jazz blues rap Hiphop etc). The very Backrooms he calls “Beautiful” in the trailer ironically count as a “Eurocentric” aesthetic. But instead of being able to take this at face value or neutrally, it automatically makes him an “Uncle Tom” and a sellout. Blacks did this to themselves with their own attitude.
>Hates seeing groups of White people exist without any blacks or browns mixed with them. Esp. White males.
>Religious beliefs (if he even has any) are low-church Protestant, NOA, or black Israelites.
All these things taken together ruin the cinematic experience.
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>>219333558
reminder this was written by an election tourist zoomer, all he can think about is muh trump
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>>219333558
Bro acts just like an uncle tom, nothing wrong with him.
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>>219333558
I think it ruins the aesthetic of liminality as this 80s nostalgia by pushing modern diversity bs
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>>219370656

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Congrats.
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>>219367523
>brings up baby movie out of nowhere
reddit isnt sending their best
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>>219367572
Not an argument, nintendrone
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>>219366718
Based Mario is killing it at the boxoffice too. Based 4chan.
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>>219367624
Kys redditor.
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>>219366718
Did you just call something reddit? Wow -- epic burn dude.

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>NO PRISONERS
>NO PRISONERS
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>>219370116
What is this expression meant to convey
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>>219370229
>I knew I smelled bussy juice
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>>219370057
kind of based when you put it like that
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>>219370116
He was gay so it was consensual
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>>219370527
That’s not how it works

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>I just want HUGE TITS like my favorite anime characters!
Why did Botched pretend this was a sillier request than what they usually get? This girl seemed much kinder and more reasonable than their regulars
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>>219367648
based
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>>219327896
>leaks
give a nigga a bone
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>>219321224
What about breast gym and an implant membership
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What's the magic words when the bartender asks what you want?
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>>219368646
Please and thank you ?
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>>219370263
But he can't even see them. He's just looking at her masculine back. Doggy is for homosexuals
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>>219368734
Why do you guys get pissed if I ask for a pina colada?
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>>219368646
Anna Faris looks like *THAT*?!?
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>>219368734
It's a shit test drink. If you fuck it up, I close out my tab and go to another bar.

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Is this worth watching? I watched the first 2 seasons and fire walk with me and thought it was okay
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>>219367535
all the shitposting we had, watching it in the kinoplex and you thought it was just okay?
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>>219367535
>>219367568
Kill yourself
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>>219367535
You're halfway through, might as well finish it
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>>219367535
Just dont take it seriously
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>>219367535
It's shit but sycophants will gobble it up and say it's good.

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>>219370236
I hate anyone using those fucking retard jew marketing terms to define their entire existence you cancerous piece of faggoted shit
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>>219349624
I think it's quite funny. Gave me a chuckle :)
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>>219361546
Alistair Reynolds is a good one, and add in Peter F Hamilton. Might not have a technical background but at least he can write dialog
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>>219360934
One of the only books I've read in the last ten years that had me cringing from the dialog. It's awful writing and yet weirdly popular
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>>219351803
someone please post those pages from Geek Girl where it's just the character prattling off a list of pop culture titles.

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Somehow, Jesus has returned
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>>219368126
>Humanity?
>YOU MADE ME PUT YOU ON A CROSS FOR THREE DAYS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT HUMANITY?!
>YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!
>forgive them, father, they know not what they do
>Forgive them?! Longinus, put him outta his misery
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>>219368498
As I age out of edginess I'm starting to suspect that there's only one Religion Story that more or less happened and everybody in the world has a different flawed misremembered version of it

Like I've grown to wonder how bronze age people on different continents all reached the conclusion that the universe was ruled by cruel and psychotic superhumans but then one guy showed up that had compassion for humanity and was less of an asshole and did something important to make the universe more tolerable for mortals (and was then horrifically punished by his peers for this)

Also all our asses were definitely underwater at some point, everyone on earth knows that one guy who had to hop in a boat when everybody drowned - and whadya know, we have a genetic bottleneck where everyone on earth died except for ~1,000 people

People dunk on all the sadistic shit YHWH pulls in the Old Testament but fuck it's downright Cosmic Horror if the universe is run by a guy that's as much of an asshole as Zeus
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>>219368126
He came back? Good. Now maybe he can pay his overdue rent.
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>>219370425
Fucking kek!
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>>219368993
t. amerimutt thats never left the country



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