why aren't you baking? editionprevious >>201896796
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aggghh...
>>201899250Because they have to make Daemon seem useless to give Rhaenyra a boost.
BASTARDS MONGRELS AND WHORES
Cute and canon!
THAT
>mfw the TAOOBA hits
The Red Kraken approaches.
>/SS/EXO WITH OSCAR
Why did they turn Rhaenyra into a goody-two-shoes with nothing but good, moral intentions and Jace into a whiny crybaby who does nothing? In the book, Rhaenyra is fat and bloodthirsty, while Jace is proactive and doing a bunch of stuff.
Apparently Cregan is going to be in the next episode? They are just going to write out Roddy the Ruin and give all his shit to Cregan, aren't they?
>>201899145 >Aemond leaves Vhagar in the Kingswood in the book too since she’s too big for the dragonpit source??? I just took a skim read of all references to Vhagar in that time frame and there's nothing about her being in the Kingswood. Did you just lie to cope? Why? We can literally just CTRL + F and find out what you're saying is false. Why?
>Rhaenyra sacrificing thousands of dragonseedsThis won't be mentioned as much as the ratcatchers
>>201900047Women good men bad
AAAGGHH DAVOS HELP
>>201900047>Greens>Kill some ratcatchers>AIIIIIIE>Blacks>Present Vermy with a walking buffet for no sensible reason>omg slaaaay
>>201900061It's definitely a lie, even Balerion was in the Dragonpit and he made Vhagar look like a proper bottom bitch.
DRAGONKEEPER VS SHEPHERD
>>201900055I mean, they cut Nettles, Elmo and Kermit, why wouldn't they cut Roddy? They don't care about the actual timeline at all. Why would Roddy be precious?
>>201899981>>201900091AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>You won’t find dragons hunting the riverlands or the Reach or the Vale, or roaming the northlands or the mountains of Dorne.>Fantasy needs to be grounded. It is not simply a license to do anything you like. Smaug and Toothless may both be dragons, but they should never be confused. Ignore canon, and the world you’ve created comes apart like tissue paper.Yet GRRM is ok with black Velaryons? GRRM puts forth the argument us Chuds have been making the whole time. Fantasy doesn't mean you can do anything. Fantasy needs it's own internal logic or else it's just lolz random DADA post modern slop
>one more episode until we have to wait 2 years for another episode
Legit the best character in this show
>>201900092They still haven't brought up that Rhaenys committed girlboss mass murder, and Corlys doesn't seem to have a single word to say about Rhaenyra killing his son.
Daeronbros tell me we're going to make it
please post helaena with the crickets
>>201900132i'm going to miss you retards
>>201900132I am hoping it won't be two years this time, wasn't it the fault of COVID that we had to wait this long for season 2
D&D at least had 3-4 different story lines to juggle. Condal just has one and he can't get even manage that.
>starting to idolize Visenya>is alienating her council, the dragonkeepers, and even her own son and heir>hanging out more and more with Mysaria>starting to talk more and more like she was chosen by the gods, and obsessing over prophecy>just had a bunch of innocent smallfolk burned to death and barely caring about itRhaenyra sisters... she's slowly losing it...
>>201900063the ratcatchers were mentioned by otto because they were bad optics. rhaenyra did her smallfolk purge in the shadowy depths of dragonstone and not in full view of kings landing, learn the difference.
>>201900132just a year anon, they shot back to back
>>201900132>2 years>8 episodes>story progress is literally the span of two weeks
>>201900156man i'd kill for an animated remake of GoT. all the different styles i've seen make it look kino. could have purple eyes and massive scope and magic shit out the ass
The episode was cool but it also gets more and more retarded. I'm okay with HotD being retarded and full of dragon action but in that show dragon action has been the exception as of now. And everything else, characters, dialogues, are atrocious and mostly boring.
This is supposed to be Matt Smith's daughter.
>>201900156It's jover, leaks say he was red hair like Alicent
>>201900130This is literally just him being autistic about the number of legs a dragon has, that's all it is.Also, he's okay with black Velaryons, he even said it would have been interesting to do all black Valyrians (Which imho would be the better choice if you were going to make a black people family in westeros)
KINO
>>201900194what about when Rhaenys killed thousands at the dragonpits in the middle of King's Landing when the Greens invited everyone?
>>201900188Rhaenyra probably just has lesbian fantasies about Visenya.
>>201900208GRRM'S estate should just hand over the IP to Madhouse and Nippon TV. GOT works better as an anime anyways.
>>201900233She looks blacker than the actress who played her mother. Terrible casting
>>201900253tbf daemon called her an idiot for not ending the war there and then
>>201900233To be fair, Matt Smith is also really, really ugly.
>mfw Simon Strong is unironically the best character in this show
why did aemond send those two kingsguard to the wall?
Brothel Queens episode SOON
>>201900297He needed a scapegoat, and he wants to isolate Aegon. Two birds one stone.
>>201900244This is another one of those HOTD scenes that looks cool but it's really dumb when you think about itLike we're expected to believe Aemond followed Ulf 12 hours from Kings Landing to Dragonstone and Rhaenyra happened to be outside with these 3 dragons at the exact moment they arrivedAemond also never considers that this might be a trap or a way to lure him away from the city so the Blacks could attack
>>201900175>aemond fucked thisFuck that walled silk street whore, Aemond lost his v card to THIS
>Does nothing an entire season>/tv/ still claims its the best house
>>201900283>taking Shade of the LampBruh that shit doesn't even turn your lips blue
>>201900244Of the higher tier. If we get three scenes like that per season, I'd say Condal did his job, even though he's still a FUCKING HACK
More like dragonsneeds
Realm's Delight
>the nugu Ulf gets dragon scenes but Helaena doesn'tFUCK. this show
>>201900343cucks love cucks
>>201900284Yes but he looks like a neanderthal, while she looks like a West African ghost population hominid. Over 500,000 years of genetic separation.
what was that about viserys and daemonds aunt getting plowed in a whorehouse? why would a targ do that
>>201900047Jace got the Freys, the Vale and the North on his side while giving Rhaenyra the idea for new dragon riders even if it wasn’t in the way he intended. What are you talking about, idiot?
>>201900130Asking a liberal to risk sounding racist is an ask too far. Why do you think Preston is comfortable mocking Criston being cast as Dornish but refuses to mention the Summer Islanders inserted in as Valyrians? >>201900097I don't get it though, we can literally look it up. This tactic only works in irl conversations without any fact checking resources, why lie now? People amaze me with how retarded they are. >>201900184Well he did cut them, honestly it's for the best, imagine how he would've butchered the story if he had all those subplots. >>201900244Cool moments but devoid of logic...Aemond now knows about the Dragonseeds and apparently the Greens stay seated...why isn't Tyland running back west right now?>>201900297Ermm they defended the Queen so...eh I guess he just didn't like them
>>201900334since when does it take 12 hours to travel from kings landing to dragonstone on dragonback
>>201900297They were Aegons drinking buddies and unworthy of the kingsguard
>>201900343Wrong image, that's a crowned stag so that's Robert/Joffrey.
>>201900178I heard that season 1 of the Dunk and Egg show is coming out next year and they're going to alternate between shows every year. Retarded I know
>>201900374Fat whore.
>>201900138
>>201900376She'll ride Dreamfyre next episode and lead a successful invasion against Dragonstone
first for The Bronze Fury
>>201900334I agree with you on the time-frame, but Rhaenyra being outside could easily be explained by her seeing him some time after he turned back. It's just that coolness of the moment would be a little bit harder to translate.
>>201900376>skips the episode previews
>>201899957RIDE THE DRAGON TO THE CRIMSON EYE-EE-IIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIS2BaDilY
Curious: Judging from their ages, are most these Dragonseeds the bastards of Daemon? Aegon's or Aemond's (unlikely since he's a one-whore mommy type) bastards at most would be like 10-15 year old, and there aren't any that young in this group. Viserys too perhaps? Any other Targaryens? How far back can it go?
maybe dreamfyre is autistic too
>>201900047This is the first episode of the series where I'm hopeful the writers are somewhat aware rhaenyra is supposed to be an evil tyrant.In interviews they call her a cult-leader and the red-sowing a ritual sacrifice. And say she selfishly choses herself over Jake.
>>201900374Troon's dilate.
What could the Greens even do now to fight back? Isn't it completely over for them?
>>201900396Because Saefa Targaryen acted out and hated her father while her father hated her for being a slut
>>201900478They could just be Dragonstone peasants from before the conquest.
>>201900492Rhaenyra's retardation will be her undoing.
>Helaena's autistic savant abilities actually make her a dragon ace>we see her style on Rhaenyra, Hugh and Ulf until Daemon comes back to save them and drive her back to KLKINO
>>201900337the world's not ready that level of a based character
>>201900492Just wait for Rhaenyra to fuck up in a few weeks like the inept retard she is.
>>201900343It's the big brain move.Borros Baratheon doesn't actually move until the very end of the Dance.>>201900424It's always been crowned, it's the Durrandon stag.
>>201900376what the hell is a nugu
>>201900492Read the books
>>201900419To be fair having loyal friends as your armed guard sounds like a good idea.
>>201900374she has a good smirk game
>>201900415Dragonstone is 400 miles from Kings' LandingI doubt Vhagar can do more than 50mph
>>201900478A generation before thatViserys dad and his whore aunt
>>201900492Blacks are just that shite
>>201900535What kind of cope is this lmao? They are blaming everything on the greens because they jewed the gold.
>>2019004198Aemond is just jealous because he has 0 (zero) friends except for his geriatric dragon
>>201900105Why didn't these dudes just ride the dragons, they already be taming them
>>201900492Superdragon doctrine. They have Vhagar which can overmatch the power of any dragon below it, and essentially receive no damage from their attacks, Blacks essentially have no dragons.
>>201900478Viserys, Daemon, sons of bastards, grandsons of bastards.
>>201900478Didn't Oberyn had his first bastard daughter at freaking 12?everything is on the table
>>201900478These could be grandchildren of Viserys and Daemon’s aunts and uncles rather than children. The children of Targaryen bastards
>>201900492>Could have just blitzed Vhagar with Meleys, Syrax and Caraxes>Don't>Can now just blitzed Vhagar with Syrax, Caraxes, Seasmoke, Silverwing, and VERMITHOR (as well as sheapstealer soon)>Don'tUnless they rewrite Vhagar to just fucking 1v4 them then they're retarded.
>>201900590The dragonkeepers are an insular order brought from Valyria but they have no dragonlord blood so can't be riders
>>201899981>>201900091
>>201900478Hugh is of the same cohort as Viserys and Daemon (He's the son of Jahaerys' daughter), same for Ulf (He claims to be Viserys and Daemon's bastard half brother).>>201900550Literal whore too.
I feel so bad for Jace.Wish I could console him with my mouth while he seethes about the mongrel lowborn scum that his mother insists on.
>>201900605I don't think show Daemon has any bastards. IMO he sought out Mysaria specifically because she was barren. Ignoring book canon of course.
>>201900291
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>201900526>Helaena seeing everything through the lenses of her inbred magic bug autism like Pyros vision in TF2Kek
>>201900291Daemon and Simon make a good pair
>>201900664Remember how he told Viserys that in their youth they hit all the brothels in the city
is there really only one more episode left? what's with these shows and having only 8 episode seasons
>>201900634Most of these guys aren't Valyrian at all. These are basically LARPers. It's like those Indians on this site who get really worked about who is or isn't white.>>201900664He wasn't aware she was sterile. He didn't give a shit.He probably has a bastard or two out there.
>>201900670What is it now SER SIMON... Is the pudding now served?
>>201900126>>201900683>someone got the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA post before me
>>201900649Me too anon, we could take turns
>>201900670Why does he have the only good wardrobe in westeros
>>201900535the writers will place the blame on anyone but her when things go south for the blacks mark my words
is the webm anon still here?
>>201900700JewsJewish covidJewish writer strikeProbably primarily Jewish production yean
Why do so many faggots like this series? >>201900649I see posts like this constantly and i remember/got/ always had that gay pedo spamming. Is it just one guy?
Ours Is The Honey
My queen
>>201900749hotd was unaffected by the writer's strike though.
>>201900749The year will be 2035 and we'll still be hearing about Covid related delays
I like shellshocked Criston.
>>201900620I mean they’re taking King’s Landing next episode but Aemond and Vhagar as well as Aegon won’t be there And the Blacks self-destruct due to defections and untimely deaths as well as seething peasants in KL
>>201900757so stupid how vermithor took her commands and let her pet him. yet another worldbuilding rule they ignore to flatter Rhaenyra.
>>201900754beneath the sweetthe bitter sting
>>201900620That's the problem with GRRM's writing. All the major plot moves always rely on the characters being incredibly stupid and inept and using no logic whatsoever.
>>201900781>as well as seething peasants in KLdidnt they spend this entire season trying to win them over?
Ulf should marry that Targ woman he saved from Vermithor, she's going to be so wet for him from now on.
>>201900492I feel like they've fallen into the same trap that GOT was in after season 6, where Daenerys was so ridiculously overpowered compared to Cersei that they had to have Daenerys make the most retarded decisions and give the Lannisters teleportation and magic plot armour in order for the bad guys to not get steamrolled in one episode. Right now the blacks have 7 fighting capable dragons with riders while the greens have three if even that. Gonna take some serious jobbing on Rhaenyra's part to blow that lead.
>>201900718Double the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA double the fun.
>>201900710>He wasn't aware she was sterileLiterally why else would he like her? She has nothing going on for her except for her ability to be raw dogged and not get pregnant. At least in the book Mysaria is a beautiful, pale blonde Lyseni woman. In the show she's a frog faced Chinese lady.
>>201900478If mommy whore had one working braincell she could at least squeezed one aemond bastard out
>>201900796Petting isn’t riding. Daenerys pets all 3 of her dragons but she only rides Drogon
which HotD character is the most Yogurt-maled?
Can Vhagar shit while she flies?
>>201900767Sure it wasn’t
>>201900811Ulf and Hugh are going defect to the Greens after the second battle with the Blacks.
>>201900752not disputing that the lukeposters and branposters were, in fact, pedos. but jace's actor is clearly an adult and does not at all look young for his age. don't ape liberal behavior (calling 18-20 year olds children) to suit your argument. it's disingenuous and cowardly.
>>201900711>This mf...
>>201900808He has a wife
>>201900815She serves him wine, fucks him, is willing to invite in people who look his family members for a threesome, and her presence makes everyone else uncomfortable, she's everything he wants in a person.It doesn't matter that you can't fathom it, in the show it's clear that he wasn't aware she was sterile.
>>201900343Stark > Tyrell > Lannister > Baratheon > Targ > Martells > Arynn > Greyjoys > shit > Tullys
>>201900208My pipe dream is that AI makes this extremely cheap in the future and we can have proper adaptations, with the appropriate scale and fantasy aspects.
>>201900927>Greyjoys above anything
>>201900901And a dragon.Aegon had a dragon and two wives.Maegor had a dragon and six wives.Hugh has a dragon, so he can have as many wives as he wants.
>No scene of Rhaenyra getting her silver haired trap eaten out by Mysaria.0 out of 10, episode.
>>201900927Wrong. The Tullies are the best house, by far. Edmure is the best character in the entire series.
>>201900811Happens on the book too
>>201900886I want this little fishie to dominate me
>>201900901a poo wife
>>201900946The Red Kraken tho.
>>201900244>Rhaenyra does a snarky, smug (maybe angry) stare #896372Yawn
>>201900864it indisputably was not, considering the scripts were written before the strike started, and no delays in filming were ever documented. they even trotted the british actors out to go "wel uh gee golly gosh we're not in the same union and not permitted by law to join in the strike, but we sure do support them," so that they didn't get negative blowback for filming during the strike.don't excuse the incompetence of the writers by giving them this out.
>>201900879I never called the Luke guy a pedo. Was referring the Bran guy but maybe it's the same person who knows.
>>201900901Yeah, but things seemed to be falling apart between those two. I think he should just write her off now that their daughter is dead and upgrade to a Targaryen bastard.
>>201900752i'm a tranny and I never simped for anyone but for jace in these threads ever since got came outhe is the prince who did nothing wrong
>>201900972>a fucking fish
>>201900997the lukepedos all dug up posts from the archive showing the branposters as a way to justify their existence. if it wasn't the same person, they surely drew the comparison themselves as solidarity.
Is Daeron even cast yet or are they waiting for next season? Is there going to be a time skip between season so they could age up some of the kids?
>>201900492we have to endure a couple more green pyrrhic victories and then it's COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>201900927>When the Lord of Storm’s End learned that the host was led by boys and women, he grew confident in his victory, but Bloody Ben Blackwood, as he was remembered after, broke his flank, while Black Aly Blackwood led the archers who brought down his knights. Lord Borros killed a dozen knights and slew Lords Darry and Mallister before he himself was slain by Kermit Tul-ACK
How many more times are they going to have Rhaenyra talk about how much she loves peace?
How do we know the lukeposters were pedos and not just fujos?
>>201901014>i'm a tranny>oh boy I love jacelarp
>>201900879Don't forget that one aemondposter
>>201900811It is indeed a massive change, but the only dragon they have that can challenge Aemond on Vhagar is Vermithor with a rider that's totally new.The issue is really just that Vhagar beats any other dragon 1v1. Which still doesn't explain why they don't just fly a group of 4 dragons to any place they want to seize, seize it, and then move on. Forcing Aemond to play catch up or lose.They used to have the excuse that attacking King's landing by itself is suicidal because of the scorpions and Vhagar, but Ulf just proved that's bullshit
>>201900754BASED
So what was the point of Alicent's scenes this episode?
I finished season 1 last week.I went from kind of liking to absolutely hating Cristen after the timeskip, damn. I hope that nigga gets disemboweled.
>>201900886>I also agree that Daemond is a BUTTFUCKING FAGGOT AND DISGUSTING BABY KILLING BASTARD THAT FUCKED HIS NIECE.. fr no capHow the fuck did he get away with saying that?
>>201900754you forgot to switch out bittersteel's crest
why would anyone vote for team green, serious question
>>201901098She literally has nothing to do the rest of the series so she's going on a camping trip
>>201900811Jace dies after the next battle, Ulf and Hugh defect to the Greens causing Rhaenyra to turn on Addam while Daemon and Aemond kill each other. Peasants kill Rhaenyra and Joffrey’s dragons in KL
>>201901098she's going to met up with Daeron
>>201901098characters have to go into holding patterns until their next designated plot relevance. alicent will be relevant again when rhaenyra takes KL. nothing is really stated about her during this time in the book.
>>201901098Filler, and also showing that she's falling into despair and lost all connection to the other's in the capital.In essence, more nonsense trying to separate Allicent and Rhaenyra from any culpability.
>>201900982killed by some salt wife, Lannister woman gelds his kid and invades his islands to put them in their place
>>201901135contrarianismLGBT representation
>>201901135Aegon is the rightful king.
>fantasy series with silver-haired master race ruling family>no shot of silver-haired bush ever What a waste. Really makes me want to break some shit.At least GRRM does some level of fan-service and mentions Dany’s silver pubes.
>>201901135Literally all the interesting characters are team green. The only thing the blacks have going for them at this point is Ulf.
Bros... I don't think we have time for the battle of the Gullet next episode...
>>201900132This show is boring anyway.
>>201901070>Fujos and little boysReminder that the audience of "boy's love" manga in Japan is majority adult women.
>>201901165we've already had three main green characters look into the camera and go>we're the usurpers
>>201901135I don't like how twitteroids, redditors and the writer's themselves gloss over Rhaenyra's and Daemon's crimes while hyper-emphasizing the green's meme oopsies.
>>201900946Greyjoys have Euron and Victarion, both of whom are based>>201900955Tullies are lame and moronic sissies. The only cool tully was Blackfish. Everyone else is in House Tully is boring as fuck
>>201901194Killing Jace at the beginning of S3 only make sense if it's the last season in my opinion. Rhanyera might be fine after Luke's death, but there's no way she will stay sane after Jace and then lil Joffrey.
me riding off to find a single "interesting" green character
>>201901172Targs should have been as long lived as Numenoreans and not died in their 50's like smelly peasants so the succession crises would have been rare and GoT could be full of silver bushed milfs on dragonback.
In reality Hugh would dump his poojeeta wife the moment he claimed a dragon
>>201901098literally filler to make up time for not just having the dragon seed tryouts be a montage of people getting murdered
>>201901165I'm a bit confused, how can Aegon be the rightful king if the previous king appointed Rhaenyra as his heir?
>>201901208Have we?There's Allicent, there's Larys and I guess the Maester? But I wouldn't call the maester a main green character.
>>201901206The recent Percy Jackson adaptation taught me a large number of grown women are blatant pedos
>>201901248Aegon, Aemond and Larys are carrying the show
>>201901274Otto and Aemond
>>201901231The ratcatcher genocide was a genuine issue and had lasting ramifications. The tunnels in the present are only known to a few untrustworthy plotters like Varys because of it.
>be quite, zoommerchild
What is Aegon's dick status? Can he even produce another heir?
smirkqueen
>>201901244>Tullies are lame and moronic sissies. The only cool tully was Blackfish. Everyone else is in House Tully is boring as fuckThat is literally the opposite of true holy shit you were born without taste.
>>201901231Except they're giving all of Rhaenyra's faults to Daemon and Jace. They just hate men. This is not a blacks vs greens show, it's women vs. men.
>>201901298He can walk so I presume the dragoncock can still work
Imagine being Ulf, one of the boys, a drunken bastard. Just got to joyride a nuke over the city. Livin the dream man.
>>201901294They fucked up making him too likeable It's gonna make his betrayal hard to swallow
>>201901248Alicent should have been swimming naked to redeem the greens.
>>201901280yeah truly Aemond and all the 5 minutes he had in the last 4 episodes is the star carrying all the weight
>>201901269viserys was a fool with no consideration for the satbility of the realm, a foolish king's word can and will be doubted, in times of doubt we return to tradition and chose the first male descendant
How'd he do it lads
Blackwoodsisters....
>>201901298The scar tissue on his cock will tickle Helaena's walls in all the right ways and give her her first real orgasm
>>201901255Not necessarily. He is literally JD Vance
>>201900811>Right now the blacks have 7 fighting capable dragons with riders while the greens have three if even thatAemond and his sneak minmaxed dragon is like minmaxed germany in HOI4 attacking into russia in 1941 with 1944 tanks in his army. It doesn't matter how many units you have there, once you start attacking it's like hot knife through butter.
>>201901343his drinking buddies believed in him. it was the power of friendship
>>201901231>Rhaenys murdering an entire coronation procession out of pure spite. She had literally no reason to do it. Dozens are dead, maybe a hundred. Who knows.That's so cool, girlboss. Wooo>Aegon killing 12 rat catchers because 1 one of them decapitated his childWow how fucking monstrous, what a psychopath.
>>201901206boy's love as a genre is not the same thing as shota (literally little boys)boy's love refers to young men in relationships. one is often more masculine and mature than the other, because it's a safe approximation of a man x woman dynamic without offending east asian prudishness as much. there's nothing to do with female-oriented pedophilia there.
>>201900105>giving a peace of your mind to the fucking queen>in front of everyone
>>201901366What's with the eyeliner?
>>201901343Will he have a redemption arc or will he stay a meme?
i though Alicent took the Kingcs guard to the woods to fuck him
Why doesn't Aegon just say he's no longer fit to rule and let Aemond stay King?
>>201901412she’s a lesbian you idiot
>>201901068She's supposed to be as retarded as her dad
>>201901135This is fantasy television and they're the only ones who've yet to bore me
>>201901375who cares about a usurper's coronation? seriously
>>201901389Just an illusion. He has thick eyelashes
>Rhaenyra thought of fucking Ser Darklyn as a candidate for dragonriding before thinking of the Velaryon or Celtigar at her court
>>201900811>. Right now the blacks have 7 fighting capable dragons with riders while the greens have three if even that. Gonna take some serious jobbing on Rhaenyra's part to blow that lead.All Aemond's fault, he should have been whittling their dragons down, destroying the blockade and just flying around being a terrifying presence to cow people into submission.What does he even spend his time doing?
>>201901377Most of the romances are between teenagers, no normal woman would flick her bean to two teen boys making out or having buttsex, they're pedos.Fem pdos cover their tracks better than your average male loli comer, it's scary.There were leaks of a WhatsApp group on Argentina where female teachers coomed over yaoi and shota, most of thrm were freaking teachers
>>201901414Abdication hasn't happened, and also he would forever remain a rival to Aemond for power and an alternative to be propped up for resistance and Aemond couldn't allow that. And without what little protection the title of king affords him, he's fucked.
>>201901412No one knows why she did it, not even the writers
>>201901135I fucking hate moral fags like Rhaenyra. The Greens aren't boring.
>>201901442cuddling with the fat whore
>>201901440noooo stop noticing things
>>201901377Ok pedo.
>>201901422but she rode Sir Crispin enthusiastically
>>201901434Excellent reddit impression.
>>201901414Because Aemond is a retard who is somehow doing an even worse job than he did
>>201901469Didn't they break up and now he's fucking new whores
It's a good thing their horses were just totally cool with this
>>201901463She’s not even moral, her immorality attempting to pass off bastards as legitimate heirs is the crux of the dance
>>201901489mmmmm reddit! ohhhh dooby-wooby guyssss! guuuuuys!!!!!!!
FYI its filler to show Larys withholding information from Aemond in hope it fucks him over, and to show Alicant having a mental breakdown, and showing that Aegon is recovering. What a trash slow boring show amirite? Just fucking do God's eye for fuck sake
>>201901478that was a form of self-harm
>>201901506His dragon looks like a benis
>>201901377>boy's love as a genre is not the same thing as shota (literally little boys)boy's love refers to young men in relationships. one is often more masculine and mature than the other, because it's a safe approximation of a man x woman dynamic without offending east asian prudishness as much. there's nothing to do with female-oriented pedophilia thereAmazing cope, almost pasta tier. This is the foid version of "she's a 1000 year old vampire".
>>201901255So did he die
>>201900334>Aemond also never considers that this might be a trap or a way to lure him away from the city so the Blacks could attackUntil he does and turns around???
>>201901506>massive ass dragon>doesn't shadow the ground underneathmmm
>>201901422She's shown repeatedly to be interested both romantically and sexually in men. She was just also, maybe, possibly interested in Rhaenyra.Which explains the scene btw, she sensed that Rhaenyra was making out with women that weren't her.
>>201901475This has to be the first ugly female pedo I see, even men are picky when underage kek
>>201901508no it isnt
A dragon is fine too...
>>201900547>Dragonstone is 400 miles from Kings' Landingsource: your ass
>>201901506meanwhile my horse reared up at the sight of a snake and broke my arm when i was a kid
>>201901298>Though no longer himself capable of sexual congress due to his burns, according to the dwarf, Aegon still felt carnal urges, and would often watch from behind a curtain as one of his favorites coupled with a serving girl or lady of the court. Most often Tom Tangletongue performed this task for him, we are told; at other times certain knights of the household took the place of dishonor, and thrice Mushroom himself was pressed into service. After these sessions, the fool says, the king would weep for shame and summon Septon Eustace to grant him absolution.
>>201901083this isnt a board game, anon. taking land is useless. the dragon riders and the loyalists are the problem. if its a dragon battle, it has to be in a way you don't lose everything. vhagar is strong, but lose vhagar and you're fucked.
>>201901343He is blood of the dragon.It is known
>>201900132but we get Dunk and Egg show next year. Personally looking forward to it more than HOTD this show is a bit dull
Was that dude with the fucked up face who volunteered first supposed to be someone we recognize? He was very brave btw
>>201901440The Targaryens fear the Crab too much to give them dragons.
>>201901536He only decides to turn back after seeing three dragons out in the open 400 miles from King's LandingThey could've ambushed him anywhere along that routeOr they could have led him 400 miles from Kings Landing and taken the throne while he was busy
>>201901552NTA but the Wall is 300 miles long so you can approximate the distance between King’s Landing and Dragonstone as being roughly that or slightly more.As a personal rule though, GRRM can’t do distances for shit so I always divide any distances he gives by 3.
>>201901533Paraphilias appear in clusters (even in women) . Stay the fuck away from animu shit, one day you're shipping fags as a meme and then you're jacking it to art of little boys
>>201901551God, she's so sexy bros
>>201900132Will we be exiled to /tg/ again?
>>201901618>we get Dunk and Egg show next yearIts going to be interesting to see how they fuck that one up
>>201901551Dragon pits must smell like the eight circle of hell
>>201901290>The ratcatcher genocide was a genuine issue and had lasting ramifications. I know, as it should. The bastards, dragon pit massacre, blockade and the ritualistic sacrifice of innocent peasants from a narrative standpoint might as well have never happened because the author didn't have seven scenes of people looking into the camera saying "KILLING RATCATCHERS BAD!!" and subtle illusions like rats running around.That's why greens are more interesting
They wasted the CGI budget on literal male whos while Helaena doesn't get to ride her dragon and only does the dishes and nurses her babiesGreat feminist show
>>201901578Aegoncucks... not like this...
>>201901549It kind of is. Basically everyone on the green side is on the green side because she gaslit (And gatekept and also girlbossed) everyone around for years. She has created 100% of her own enemies. Aemond hates her for good reason, Allicent couldn't trust her for good reason (And couldn't trust her not to hurt her children, given that Rhaenyra literally shrugged off the taking of Aemonds eye), Viserys' total refusal to face reality made a mockery of everything Allicent believed in (And alienated Otto), she refused to find herself a proper husband even when given all the freedom in the world resulting in no good marriage alliance and she "killed" Laenor because she was still trying to get daddy mad by fucking her uncle 10 years later.
>>201901634I think it was to show he cares the least about losing his life because he’s disfigured.
>>201901537>massive ass dragon>doesn't shadow the ground underneathNotice how every scene is cloudy/hazy. I'm pretty sure they're doing this on purpose to save on CGI costs so they don't have to render shadows.
>>201901578>Me after watching midget porn again
>>201901582>taking land is useless.The green cause is literally collapsing based on holding a strait. Why are you being retarded on purpose?
>>201901132>How the fuck did he get away with saying that?hack writers.
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>>201901552Source: the map of the Seven Kingdoms
>>201901747This makes me puke.
>>201901682they're all pretty simple stories and you'd have to get some pretty incompetent writers to mess them up
>>201901544Thats a female??
>>201901697why would you smell a dragon's pit
>>201901747I didn't recognize it until now but yeah HOTD always looks overcast and that's part of the problem with the visuals.It's almost like they're using the raw HDR footage before color grading
>>201901838Isn't that the name of the underground place where they keep them??
>>201901838You won't be in a position to refuse.
>>201901461>not even the writersi chuckled
The horror of Aegon’s situation is getting me every episode >permanently disabled and uglied as a teenager because you were reckless but also it was your power hungry brother betraying youKino
>>201901861It's called the dragonpit, yeah.
>>201901747I’ve been bitching about this since season 1. It was so obvious that things were set in a long summer in GoT, with the flowers in full bloom, the bright lights, the greenery. Everything in HotD is so drab and ugly,
So Hugh claims his mother was a Targaryan sold in to a brothel- but which Targ princess was sold to a brothel? And Ulf is the bastard brother of Kimg Viserys and Daemon? Surely this means Ulf has the strongest claim to the throne
>>201901014>Tranny in love with Jace the chudPottery, Bravo GRRM.
>>201901886Wait, how old is eggy supposed to bd
>>201901903Both are lying
>>201900833Daenerys was their mother. Rhaenyra is fuck all to Vermithor.
>>201901886Should have treated his brother better. Who knew that shitting on someone their whole life might have consequences.
>>201901903Saera Targaryen, but she wasn't sold off to a brothel. She simply ran away because she didn't want to join the Silent Sisters.
>>201901886I don't understand why Aegon doesn't have Aemond executedIt's not like Aemond's court really loves himAt the very least Aegon has Alicent and Larys on his side
>>201901506Is Caraxes supposed to be a subspecies dragon? He looks so different
recycle>>201899996>>201899996>>201899996>>201899996>>201899996
>>201901716Helaena is going to 1 v 8 the Blacks while dying defending King's Landing next episode.
>>201901903saera targaryan, daughter of jaherys who whored around and got disowned by the king
Aegonbros we will have the last word...
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>>201901928Then why did dragons bond with them?
>>201901903Saera wasn't sold to a brothel. She was a willing whore.
>>201902032They'll burn them next episode
>>201901903>So Hugh claims his mother was a Targaryan sold in to a brothelNo, he claims his mother was a Targaryan who worked at a brothel. It's Saera. Jaehaerys' daughter, who was sent to a sept because she was a slut and a troublemaker, fled to Essos and became a prostitute (And later madame/pimp).In the books Viserys in his senile state doesn't confuse Allicent for Rhaenyra, but confuses Allicent for Saera.In the books Saera and Hugh don't have a connection, but there are 3 Saera descended claimant to the throne (Not relevant to the plot of the show so they're cut and merged with Hugh)
>>201901795>>201901639i stand corrected.>>201900415Balerion did it in 6 or less if Aegon didn't do anything but ride.> King Aegon read Prince Nymor’s words in open court, stone-faced and silent, whilst seated on the Iron Throne. When he rose afterward, men said, his hand was dripping blood. He burned the letter and never spoke of it again, but that night he mounted Balerion and flew off across the waters of Blackwater Bay, to Dragonstone upon its smoking mountain. When he returned the next morning, Aegon Targaryen agreed to the terms proposed by Nymor. Soon thereafter he signed a treaty of eternal peace with Dorne.
>>201901769are you retarded? a blockade isn't taking land.
>>201902075>BooksWell, book. Sorry. None of these charcaters are actually IN Asoiaf. But you get my point.It's actually pretty smart to combine Hugh's backstory and Saera the character if they're not going to do anything else with Saera. Hugh in the book just sort of comes out of nowhere and is a total fucking dick(/chad). Like they've 180'd his character
>>201902113It is literally holding territory and denying entry to your enemy. So you are being retarded on purpose.
>>201900808that was based Hugh Hammer.Ulf the Sot is the drunkard.
>>201901697SSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>201901440Most Velaryons aren’t particularly eager to get into dragon riding, if you haven’t noticed. They’re also too rich and noble to risk getting fried. For a real Velaryon, it’s a shit proposition.
>>201902162Actually hold on, how the fuck are they going to do the whole Daeron/Hugh thing when Daeron has literally never been on screen and Hugh has the opposite personality.
>>201901578They'll add this to the show to humiliate him and the greens
>>201902212ok dumb dumb.
>>201901903>Though Jaehaerys had forbidden it, Alysanne had defied his edict and secretly engaged agents to keep watch over her wayward child across the narrow sea. Saera was still in Lys, she knew from their reports, still at the pleasure garden. Now twenty years of age, she oft entertained her admirers still garbed as a novice of the Faith; there were evidently a good many Lyseni who took pleasure in ravishing innocent young women who had taken vows of chastity, even when the innocence was feigned.
>>201901325Anon that's the point
>>201900873Yeah I've already been spoiled as to the basic outline of the plot but I'm posting as if I would if I didn't know what was gonna happen. I'm
