Radu edition previous >>204844618
Hoff Gets the Spicy Keychain edition
>October is 80% over alreadyI'm sure you made the most of it, right? Watched a lot of kino, carved some pumpkins, maybe talked to a girl?I'm sure you didn't waste it all away again
Oh man I hope Immaculate doesn't suck!
NECCBITTEN
>>204851139>>204851269
>>204851259The film literally promotes itself as pro-abortion and anti-christian Imagine watching that trash
>>204851291Ditch the VHS's and Welcome to RC
>>204851255Do you ever shut the fuck up, you doomer faggot?
How does /tv/ feel about the Into the Dark series movies?
>>204851255Yes, no, no.
>>204851326No. I have them there because I like them.
>>204851266This dude saw this post: >>204851044Then doubled down thinking he'd become some sort of /hor/ personality. Hey it's the horror general angry guy, look everyone. Heh only us Horchads would get it.Thoughts on Quebec horror flicks, lads?
I am enjoying how the Saw involve Homicide, the FBI, and now Internal Affairs. Hoffman keeps killing cops, and they keep sending new departments.
August Underground general
>>204851349Oh I thought you haven't seen them. Why not watching something new though? Well it is last days of October so do what you want
>>204851266>Grow up, faggot>Stop watch kids movies you manchild>>MUH NOSTALGIA>Cope and seetheAre you dumb? It's Halloween
>>204851291Not a fan of the VHS movies tbqh. I think I liked a segment here or there but overall didn't like them. RE is a fun watch still, also need to rewatch Silent Hill. Wonder if the new movie will be released anytime soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlpd0M-xfhI
First for dickbiting
>>204851403>Nooo it's heckin' spooky month let me watch cartoons r/horror said it's basedGrow up
For the guy that asked, it's the Convent. It's one of my favourite shitty films alongside Girlfriend From Hell - this one may be better though because it has some proper gore and kills at least
>>204851407Can't be worse than this one r-right?
>tfw Jigsaw asks me to hurt myself to help others
>>204851448Based, don't negotiate with terrrorists.
>>204851259It's shitty but in a kind of fun way if you can enjoy bad acting and fat tits. 100% schlock.
>>204851399Because I've seen a shitload of horror movies and it's the time of year where I just watch the ones I have the most fun with. There is one exception: my favorite horror movie. It was basically a D movie Ghost Ship rip off that played on Chiller a fuckton in the mid 2000s that I cannot recall the name of nor have I ever seen it since. It's been so long since I've seen it that I can't even tell you what any of the scenes were or if the movie itself even fucking exists and that my high school mind might have just made the shit up.>>204851407That's what I like about anthologies. What's fun and scary for me might not be for another person. Instead of sitting through 2 hours of shitty movie, we get only 15 minutes of shit followed by something we might like. Except ABCs of Death. That shit sucked all the way through. Imo Southbound is better than the VHS movies, but I've seen it so many times and the themes are so intertwined that I get bored watching it now.
Catholic horror isn't very good. Yes I like The Exorcist
>>204851425You can't get the true Halloween experience by just watching horror movies
What's Halloween activity that would get you Jigsawed?
Is Malignant a meme movie like The Room or something?It’s so fucking bad I want to tear my eyes out
>>204851551Just turn it off already if you don't like it, JFC
>>204851425I have over 5 cartoons lined up for Halloween.Fight me.
>>204851139Is that Radu? I only ever saw the first two subspecies, I was a little bored at that point because full moon kept making their movies in that Eastern European castle that Charles band bought. Decent vampire flicks, but not as good as Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person™ available now on DVD or mubi
>>204851551Haha, no it's one of the greatest horror movies. You should watch Suspiria next, no joke!
>>204851255ive been eating all the candy this whole time
>>204851595she's gonna pork up real nice
>>204850844>All that said I wouldn't hold up King's relatable pulp entertainment in comparison to what literature is capable of broadly.Probably not but I'd say the same thing about horror and it's by far my favorite genre.
>>204851587Which ones?
>>204847222what's the alternative
>>204851621Have you tried the Nerds candy corn? It tastes like Nerds but has the waxy candy corn texture. It's an unusual sensation.
What are some horror films with this sort of feeling?
https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/41986381/alex-pereira-acting-onslaught-adam-wingard-adria-arjonaRip shart
>>204851621That reminds me, I gotta pick up a little more candy, some pumpkin beers and Clamato ceasars on Halloween.
>>204851671Chama
>>204851610Talking about suspiria in the same sentence as malignant is like setting up a nice china figurine next to a huge pile of dogshit
>>204851664I interpret this feeling as low budget public domain character slashers like Blood and Honey 2 or The Mouse Trap
>>204851664StopmotionThey look like peopleMartyrs
I know I'm late to this, but it was pretty good. Fairly straightforward slasher but Art himself is charismatic, and the homeless woman character made me feel emotions. A male friend said 'there was a lot of violence against women, which made me feel comfortable' and after seeing it I think that is retarded. Of course you should feel uncomfortable seeing that... the film presents it as discomforting and horrific, no fucking shit, it's a horror movie and Art clearly has some kind of psychosexual hang-ups regarding women, like many horror antagonists.
>>204851335the hulu films? mostly bad. enjoyable enough to watch on streams with /tv/ buds at time of release but not worth revisiting aside from one or two
>>204851739>A male friend said 'there was a lot of violence against women, which made me feel comfortable' and after seeing it I think that is retarded. Of course you should feel uncomfortable seeing that... the film presents it as discomforting and horrific, no fucking shit, it's a horror movie and Art clearly has some kind of psychosexual hang-ups regarding women, like many horror antagonists.The fact that you even felt the need to say all of this proves you should go backYou could have just said >A male friend said 'there was a lot of violence against women, which made me feel comfortable' and he's a pussy faggot who gets uncomfortable over a wacky slasher film
>>204851739did you ever wonder maybe it's discomforting because it's needless and inane violence? There's no resolution, no greater moral to it, it's just Art skinning and pouring salt on women and then doing a fortnite dance
>>204851645Legend of Sleepy Hollow 1949Garfields Halloween AdventureIt's the Great Pumpkin Charlie BrownThe Haunted Pumpkin of Sleepy HollowHalloween is Grinch NightClaymation Comedy of Horrorsplus a bunch of Treehouse of HorrorAll between horror flicks
>>204851739Based Terrifier enjoyer
>>204851739>which made me feel comfortableAw shoot, I meant to say uncomfortable, but as usual I screwed the pooch. Dang and blast. Big heckin' yikes!!! Ouchy wouchy familia... I poopoo'd upon it. Damnable error... Fuck my ass and catch me a bass.
>>204851787You're a very unpleasant person
>>204851788I would laugh so fucking hard if he actually did a Fortnite dance
>/hor/ gaytheists will legitimately defend this
>>204851700Malignant is good and all, but no need to oversell it
>Man gets split in half by a piano wire>DUDE that's fucking EPIC!>Woman gets a scratch >Ummm yikes that is a bit uncomfortable ummm how about not!? Yeah this guy clearly doesn't like women very much! Why are horror fans like this
>>204851787Because I'm not some dastardly rogue like you, foul knave. >>204851788Welcome to video nasty/splatter type of ridiculous horror, it is not for everyone. In fact I question whether it is even for me, despite my long standing love of horror and slashers. But Terrifier itself is pretty good. Why should there be a resolution, some moral conclusion? Life is meaningless suffering with no reward.
>>204851551there is a whole universe of cinema in that gulf you're oblivious to if you can only think in such binary judgements
>>204851875They aren't. soihorror fags are. Violence against women has been a horror trope since the fucking silent era. It's just expected at this point.
>>204851803basedthanks for the recs
Can’t watch malignant, I just can’t it’s too fucking badThat’s 4 times I’ve tried to watch itI thought I could get drunk and watch it but I only bought 1 bottle of wine and it wasn’t nearly enoughCan someone please tell me why people like it, I’m not joking I’ve legitimately tried 4 times to watch this movie now and I can’t get through it
>>204851984When the actual monster pops out of the back of her head it gets pretty crazy
>>204851739>. Of course you should feel uncomfortable seeing thatWait, wasn't I supposed to be turned on by that?
>>204851716Anybody know what I'm thinking of?
One of the movies I'm watching this month (w/the guy from Godfather who wakes up with a horse's head beside him and Samantha Eggar from The Brood and the excellent Canadian slasher Curtains):https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068625/mediaviewer/rm2370414337/?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_32
>>204852019I'm not going to police your cock, anon. Your pic, however? Give me octopussy wife and I will live happily ever after until the cows come home and jump over the moon.
>>204851739Based taste. Sadly, the sequels stray from the formula and lacks the airtight plot
Wishmaster was great. Up there with Relic, which came out the same year, only cheaper. Can't beleive I slept on this 'malam.
>>204852097I've already watched this, Suspiria, Tenebre, Inferno, and Phenomena. What Argento kino should I watch next?
The last 30 minutes of this film are genuinely more disturbing than the three Terrifier movies combined.
>>204852097WATCH
>>204852134Deep Red.
>>204852121There's some dodgy CGI in Wishmaster but there's a lot of awesome practical effects and gore. Super fun movie.
Anyone else hate seeing violence against women in films? It's so icky and yikes, it's very problematic and I'm glad modern horror films don't do it as much You really should avoid watching Argento films they're very problematic and disgusting
>movie introduces chesty female character>can immediately tell that she's going to get those big fat plumpies out at some pointAnd now, we wait.
>>204852205But I can see Jennifer's panties in that movie.
>>204852224And soles.
>>204851664Final Summer
7 movies and the only thing that bothered me was this fucking SCRUB gets all the credit while Hoffchad gets relegated to number 3.
>>204852205I avoid watching Argento films because they suck
>>204852289Bad movies are fun.
>>204852289True they're very heckin' yikes and problematic
is 'don't feed the trolls' lost knowledge?
>>204851656that sounds really good im gonna get some
>>204852310what else do you find fun, getting assaulted?
Somehow I never knew Snyder directed this. Rewatching it now
>>204851270She got rape by them right, Im disappointed that it wasn't more obvious.
>>204851425Halloween is about spooky childish fun
>>204852356I watched this before the original. Night and Day are better.
>>204851671Seeing Alex fight is a horror movie in itself. He literally destroys people and turns them into bloody messes. That ko on Jamal hill was brutal because after Alex hooked him you saw his head wiggle left to right 10 times within a second.How about a horror movie about a demon who uses MMA and boxing to steal souls? They don't die but become comatose or have to retire because their energy has been zapped. Maybe have the demons last few fights be straight up murder, like punching through heads or ripping someone in half during the twister submission, leading to people cluing on that he's not human. Could end it with some kino fight choreography. Nintendo hire me.
Day > Dawn > Night > Night remake >>> Dawn remake
>>204852394How about a drama where Jesus Christ trains some Viking to do MMA in ancient Jerusalem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfRDjtcwuw
>>204852134Deep Red, Four Flies on Grey Velvet, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
>>204852394there's a Scarecrow movie with mixed martial arts choreography
finished >>204845619Everyone that said the first 30 mins or the first half sucked, you tasteless niggers got filtered hard. It was a wild ride from beginning to end.The only bad thing I can say about it is that i got legitimately mad that the nigress survived.
>>204852560Why the fuck do I share this general with people like youYou’re so fucking retarded
>>204852560Be sure to check out Suspiria next!
>>204852356james gunn of guardians of the galaxy fame also wrote it
>>204852664*James Gunn of Tromeo and Juliet fame
>>204851739Still not watching this reddit slop you fucking shill
>>204852401It's been a very long time since I watched the NOTLD remake, I should rewatch
>>204851788The villain gets more of a comeuppance in these films than any other major slasher franchise.
>>204852604Equal minds attract each other.>>204852640Thanks for helping me choose my next movie, I had it in my list for some time now.
>>204851270Just step on them lmao
>>204851255Watched a buncha kino
How will they make this into an annoying franchise with the ending of 2?
>>204852848As long as each movie has a new lead it can work. Hope they don't try to connect them though, there was no need for the cop from the first one to show up
>>204852686If you can't distinguish between an organic post and a corporate shilling then... I sympathise with you. No need to be saying fucking though... much like violence against women in depraved horrific nightmarish horror movies, I do not appreciate that kind of profanity.
any movies with lots and lots of tiddies
what's a good horror movie where kids are the main characters
>>204853012The Monster Squad
>>204852640I doubt Suspiria will live up to the feminist themes of Malignant
>>204852987Not all nude but Sorority House Massacre 2 is great, also softcore porno Countess Draculas Orgy of Blood.
>>204853012>>204853047The Lost Boys and The Gate as well.
>>204852836The Purge movies are kind of shit but I think Election Year is the most entertaining of them. I like the part when those stupid bitches get out of their car and ghostride the whip while Party in the USA is playing
>>204853051>feminist themes of Malignant>same movie that the MC wants to be a mother and there's a scene of TOTAL FEMOID GENOCIDE.
Are you ready to party, /hor/?
>>204853141I just downloaded this earlier, I think I'm about to watch it
>>204853107Agreed. They're at the best when they're slightly goofy. Some of the political stuff can grate though.
>>204853060i'll check out the second
>>204851551Tasteless.>>204851984>Can someone please tell me why people like itBecause other people actually have taste and enjoy over-the-top stylish creature movies.>>204852560Based.
>>204851139Vampires arent scary.Men are scary
Just straight entertainment made with love
>>204851255are you asking me to post my pumpkin?
>>204853227I love this goofy movie, especially the farting mud zombies
>>204852836You had a hell of a month. The Exorcist 3 was one of my favorite watches last year. Braindead I want to rewatch but I'm waiting for the 4K remaster that Peter Jackson said he's been working on for years now
>>204853228You think I'm fuckin' around? You're wrong.Now you got til the count of 5 to post your pumpkin, and that's 2 you wasted.3...4....
holy kinomaxand some nice hairy vampyre pussy
watching Thirteen Ghosts (2001)Been a long time since I've seen this. Always good to see hot Shannon Elizabeth though.
>>204853351Great movie, first time watched this October.
>>204853330it's a self portrait
>>204853378it pleased me greatly as both a horror film enthusiast and a straight man
>>204853413Based
>>204853420>I wish hot women would wait by the roadside for me
>>204853413If I were an evil spirit, I wouldn't fuck with that. Keep him lit and you'll stay safe.
>>204853475>keep him lit
I've got to carve another pumpkin tomorrow since my first one's getting too moldy. I like to string a rotten pumpkin along for as long as I can because they look cooler with a bit of decay before they eventually turn to mush.
Now that you guys are mentioning Suspiria, is the remake any good?
How was it so kino?
>>204853596i'd say yes
>>204853596NO
Girl dicks out Girl dicks off
>>204853597It went full retard. I don't like a lot of Wan's stuff but I enjoyed this shitpost turned into a movie
>>204853227<Spookies<More like Traumiesbecause it's elevated horror slop, anti patriarchal schlock
>>204853508nothin wrong with a little rot as long as they arent leaving smelly puddles of slime. im gonna carve at least one more before the month is out. it's a fun little craft
>>204853635It's much more interesting than his haunted house stuff.
>>204853504lol wtf this gay shit that silhouette looks like some gay guys boner and its fucking black ofc
>sting>sting
>>204853596The contortion scene is pretty trippy, but other than that, I found it to be pretty blah.
204853693I think NPM got let out of purgatory
I found this place on Cytube. They're streaming Hocus Pocus/r/spookyvision
>>204853731
>>204853596It wasn't egregiously bad but its existence is completely unnecessary
>>204852874>Hope they don't try to connect them thoughI mean the ending has possibly tens of thousands of people getting the curse? Hard to make a sequel on that
>>204853814Kino. My favorite movie of the 60s.
SMOOCH
>>204853814>>204853847Can you imagine?
Hysteria! is hilarious shlock
>>204851139what am i in for? already going to smoke a lot of weed and watch this ironically
>>204853979a darn good time
>>204853979>ironicallyCringe. Irony is out, sincerity is in.
>>204853979mindless violence that makes you question who you are and why you thought you would enjoy watching this
>>204854060>why you thought you would enjoy watching thisBecause slashers are kino, duh.
>>204853597Was there a spooky Nigga moment since a chair was thrown?
>>204853979>what am i in for?The best horror movie of 2024, drop the irony and just enjoy things anon
>>204853504I can't believe no one has pointed out how the shadow of the window frame over the pumpkins face looks like a penis! It's even going into the jack o lanterns mouth and everything, super gay as hell
>>204853693>SILHOUETTE IS BLACK IT MSUT BE BBC!!!!!!!!!!1Take your thirst for nigger dick elsewhere, sir, this is /hor/
>>204854122You have a small dick
>>204854131fantastic photo
Rob Zombie's Jeff the Killer
>>204854180Bad Ron the movie
>>204854131take your>>204854163lesbian gender queer pansexual man hating dyke-photo's back to "Reddit" loser haha
>>204854163Thank you! I masturbate to it frequently!
>>204854122You should go outside more.
>>204854246and be surrounded by gay dudes and their faggot-boners trying to thrust their way into my man-hole? no thanks gay boy, nice try though...not! hahahaha idiot
>>204854212Bowie was the consummate chameleon; he could become anything, even a lesbian. Eat your heart out, trannies.
>>204854180I rewatched the first one after not seeing it for years and holy hell it was really bad. Might be worse than Halloween Kills
>>204854271whats up with this lazy as hell viral marketing? Smile 2 sucks cock and the main girl is fucking ugly as hell quit avatar fagging her pics so much she looks like a gay boy and in the movie she plays a fucking celebrity "pop-music star" like wtf this bitch beat as hell the scary parts were good though, its like a 4/5 or w/e
I'm expecting the Pricekino watch report for this month on my desk NOW, /hor/!Not much progress of my own so far:House of Wax > The Raven > The Pit and the Pendulum > From a Whisper to a Scream > The Great Mouse Detective
>>204854314It's pure kino and you need to embrace the edge. Rob summoned his inner angsty teenager for that movie.
>>204853107Election Year is kino. The movie franchise needs to RETVRN to Frank Grillo beating up nazis.
>>204854341seems like he's been summoning his inner angsty teenager for decades
>>204854331I don't understand this schizoposting but it makes me laugh. Do continue, anon.
>>204854365nice try glowietop 5 'horror-pictures' right now or get tfo
>>204854341I like his other movies, particularly The Devil's Rejects. Maybe it wouldn't have bothered me if it was an original script I dunno
>this filters /hor/
>>204854388Can't post them here; they're far too terrifying.
>>204854338House of Usher and Masque of the Red Death are must watch by Halloween. Bonus points for The Haunted Palace and Witchfinder General.
watching the Friday 13th marathon on AMC and 'The Final Chapter' is on now. The hitchicker girl just got killed and they edited out the>woof! woof!the guy in the car yells at her after screaming>you got a sister?!?when they pass her. I guess implying fat girls are gross isn't allowed anymore but murdering them is okay.
>>204854356A lot of Rob's stuff is edgy in a comedic way. His Halloween has some "serious" angsty edge in it too. Watch it less like it's a Halloween film and more like it's Rob making a slasher movie for his creepypasta OC and it's kino.
>>204854429For you too >>204854394>Watch it less like it's a Halloween film and more like it's Rob making a slasher movie for his creepypasta OC and it's kino.
>>204854338I've already seen them all so I didn't watch any, besides that which I put on at the ass-end of the night to fall asleep to, which I do throughout the year anyway (usually The Last Man on Earth, Dr. Phibes, and the Roger Corman cycle).
Worse than 2 and better than 1. The brother grew up and looked like a chud so they had to replace him with a cute cousin
>>204854425
>>204853596I quite enjoyed it. If you like gore, I mean REALLY like gore, the ceremony scene is indispensable.
>>204854475why does Suspiriorum spare Mrs Tanner at the end? all of Markos' other followers are killed except Tanner, Markos' clear second in commandthe closest to a satisfactory(slightly) answer I can come up with is that Tanner earnestly cared for Markos and the others were doing it for power? but that's flimsy
>>204854425>>204854425>implying fat girls are gross isn't allowedmore like>implying one fake character thinking one fake girl is fat and gross isn't allowedculture has become my autistic zoomer friend that thinks authors who write racist characters in books must be actually racist themselves irl
>>204854416thats a kino house
>>204854549
>>204854409Living on the edge.
Killer retard kino
>>204854456Better than 2 and worse than 1.*
What's the verdict /hor/?
>>204854580'tis a silly place
>>204854549They all are
>>204851139source?Also, is picrel good?
>>204854549>>204854671
watch visitors
>>204854549>>204854671>>204854685
>>204854338I watched Theater of Blood yesterday, pretty good. If you haven't seen them I implore you to watch The Last Man on Earth (my favorite Price movie) and Witchfinder General
>>204854456>100 minutes of art just fucking around and killing literal whos >20 minutes of plot progression after important characters were killed offscreen Yeah I think this is slop
>>204853141>>204853147Just finished watching Frankie Freako. This movie was so silly and fun and stupid, I liked it a lot. I was unable to really enjoy this director's last movie, Psycho Goreman, due to the overly precocious and totally obnoxious child actors but I feel like this is a return to form. Excellent puppetry and visual effects, stupid enjoyable comedy, I enjoyed this one a lot. I would rank Frankie Freako alongside Father's Day and The Editor for Kostanski's best works.
I'll take the bait and watch pic related, what should I expect?
>>204854271Bowie was a method actor like Daniel Day Lewis. There was always implicit understanding that he was playing a character for inspiration to making music. As long as the hits kept coming, then Bowie could act as faggy as he wanted and people would worship him as an unparalleled artiste.
>>204854875Comfy found footage mockumentary about supernatural stuff.
Post funny scenes from kino bad horror movieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SThXqggi7Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1CcpVISwU
>>204854863Actually let me backtrack and correct myself, apparently Kostanki was not involved with The Editor, that was another Astron 6 production
Someone was asking about sci-fi space horror in a previous thread. I got you, fám
>>204854875Secret nazi ghost that shows up for a split second
the fucking terrifier peed on santa claus
>>204853107I legitimately enjoyed S2 of the tv series.It had a pretty good look at how it'd fuck up people in between purges
Are there any other horror film series that get better with each new movie?
0-4 Mommy Alex5-9 Daughter SerafineDubs Your choiceTrips Both at the same time
finally got around to this one. what an intensely fucking odd film. the lighting and color palettes were so stylized in nearly every scene that i feel like it'd have worked better as a cartoon, but then Connelly wouldn't have been looking like a total babe in it. so it was fine.
It was a double kino night for me, lads. Both are great examples of 80s gore and grossout fun on a budget.
>>204854875it's gonna get you hooked on found footage and/or mockumentary style horror flicks
>>204855375>Connelly wouldn't have been looking like a total babe in itYes
>>204855413Akshually Demon Wind is from 1990
>>204855430I would love to left head kick her like Mirko Crocop
>>204855442>Akshually Demon Wind is from 1990
>>204855375The more i watch and think about this film the more i love it. It's magical.
>>204855457How many serbians do you think Crocop killed in his life?
>>204855631yeah it does seem like one which will come off more pleasantly on a rewatch on account of the visual/atmospheric quality. will surely do this.
>>204851664Mad God
this shot is so funny to me
>>204855694>TAKE YOUR MEDS CHUD
>>204855694am i supposed to know where this is from
>>204855705yes
>>204855694Kek, I'm going to miss this lil nigga
>>204855705terrifier
>>204855707well i hope you stub your little toe every time you get out of bed in the morning
>>204855705Kolobos 3
>>204855725he's actually such a great actor, i hope he has a comfy life
>>204855737too funny
What was his problem?
Watching The Blob (1988)What am I in for?
>>204855878Kino
>>204855878CreaturekinoAlso gorekino
>>204855677Hell yeah dude.
>>204855878Another great example of 80s special effects that look fantastic but are cheap and simple to do
>>204855878All time cool practical effects
Tarot was stupid but surprisingly fun. It felt like a good tween movie - something I can use to introduce my kids to the genre.
>>204855992Will check out
>>204856111I hope you like it, it's a real popcorn flick
>>204854875I watched it to be scared, now I'm sad (and scared, THAT fucking scene fucked me up)
>>204856111>it's a real popcorn flickI've been eating popcorn, potato chips and candy for the last week getting into the spirit of Halloween and I'm feeling really sick now.
>>204856203Eat carrots.
>>204856228You trying to kill me or something?
>>204856203It's probably something else cuz that's 90% of my diet all year and I'm a totally normal healthy guy
>>204851587He's 19, don't pay attention to him.
>>204851700He didn't say the remake, Anon
>>204854863it felt like a Tim and Eric skit crossed with what I expected. or Napolean Dynamite.the expressions of the puppets could have been better but now I recognize how masterful something gremlins actually was.
>>204856275The opposite, i'm trying to keep you alive.
ok gonna put on Terrifier 3.when Terrifier 2017 came out I thought it was fantastic. watched AHE soon after and liked that too. T2 lost a bit of the magic for me though I think it might depend on what you saw first. anyway will report back.
>>204856409I have the same opinion as you on the first two movies so I'll await your judgement on 3.
>>204851551i don't know i never managed to finish it
>>204856385Thank you, but right now I have a lot of junk food and not much healthy food.
>>204856494rip
>>204856409>>204856452Same opinion and my take on T3:>a lot more time is spent on gore>a lot less time is spent on the story>no female nudityI know that there was none in the second one but still, what a disappointment after the first one>no clown loliAll in all, it's better than the second one, a lot of really fun kills, less wasted time. The story is there, but it's less pronounced, it's mostly just Art going after random people.>>204856385That sounds pretty suspicious to me.
>>204856506This was helpful, thanks. It sounds like I'll enjoy it
>>204856502At least it's the season for it.
>$1.99 for the first minute, 99c each additional minute.
>>204856409>>204856506I just watched T3 tonight for the first time too and I thought it was worse than T2 (my favorite), too much vicky, chud dies, the kills felt way less creative and the ending was lame. I feel like the set up for T4 looks promising though. All in all it's a total filler flick, still a fun watch though
>>204854875Dead, wrapped in plastic.
>>204856506Nothing suspicious, you guys are my friends and as such i want you to live long and well.
>>204856547I've got through more movies than I expected this month, I might actually have to add some treehouse of horror in there
>>204856694Nice, don't forget old school too.
>over a year>still no release date
>>204856203Eat some fruit and some nice food made without ultraprocessed slop, fatass
>>204856795their revival of Nuke'Em High was ass so i'm not really interested
>>204856907>Eat some fruit and some nice foodCan't afford, send silver coins or bitcoin plz and thank you.
>>204856934I blame Zac.
>>204856950Meant to post this here plz no bully
>>204856934I get what you mean but that probably had a budget of $13.the toxie remake starred Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood, they threw everything they had at it.
>>204856985>Farmiga
>>204856959>>204856987nuTroma will never have the soul of old Troma because the movies were a product of their time
>>204857014Yeah I'd penetrate her
>>204857015And it was never good in the first place.>>204857074I would too but i wouldn't like it.
>>204857081>i wouldn't like itLet's not kid ourselves here
>>204857081>And it was never good in the first place.it's a you problem, people like the vibe or they don't. reboots are pointless and lazy. make something original. Toxic Avenger worked because it felt original and daring.
I want to dine from her asshole
>>204857092You don't know me. Bet you'll never get to know me. You don't know me at all. Feel so lonely, the world is spinning round slowly. There's nothing you can show me from behind the wall, show me from behind the wall.
>>204857122i knwo who typed this
>>204857113I like Tromeo & Juliette actually.
>>204857153>i like the reboot actuallyso you prefer reboots in general?
>>204857122Based and relatable>>204857133*holds your trembling hand and promises we'll get out of here alive*
>>204856953Potato chips aren't cheap
>>204857260I buy them $1.49 per bag.Off brand. No Lays, Ruffles or anything name brand, that shit is 3x the price.
>>204857122Watched Bates Motel for she. Who is gonna make the next thread? 3000 replies... Yeesh! *tugs upon collar* I mean wowsers...
>>204857122she's very pleasant. very pretty. will watch any conjuring movie they put her in.
>>204857276I demand that you change your eating habits for the better. Learn to cook
>>204857276Same. I would eat better if I could afford it.
and to conclude this /horror/ thread on a scary note: the general election is only a few days away hyukhyukhyuk
>>204857342>I would eat better if I could afford it.Fatty cope
I will never make a new thread
guess I'll bake
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>>204857475memericans are sleeping edition
>>204853596It's only superficially like Suspiria. Some things are done well and other things aren't. It's very bleak and German feeling, not sensuous and Italian.