20 years of SAW editionLast time >>204985195
>>204995393terrible plumming work, that has no sense
>>204995457They could be distilling something in there
>>204995484turds?
Bleh!
>>204995393EVIL DIES TONIGHT
What does /hor/ think of Ice Nine Kills?
First for Strange Darling
>>204995393Saw 1 sucks so much. Any movie that relies on the twist can only be watched once.
>>204995393when did they even make 20 saw movies
>>204995749I appreciated the double fakeout when they are role-playing.
>>204995777Saw 1 is the only good one>B-but muh saw 2!It's caca
>>204995687I think there's a lot of foot stuff in the book its name comes from
Saw 6 > Saw X > Saw 4 > Saw 3 > Saw 1 > Saw 2 > Saw 5 > The Final Chapter > Spiral: From the Book of Saw > Jigsaw
>>204995832Only Saw I-III & VIII are cannon.
>>204988532THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX, ROB ZOMBIE'S WIFE
Late Night With the Devil is the first film in a while that I strongly disliked at first but which won me over by the end. Felt like Ghostwatch with all the subtlety removed in the early parts but then it just leans in and goes fully mental and I can appreciate that. Absolutely insane to shoot something like this on 4K digital though.
Saw 1 is a classic2, 3, and 6 are good, 6 being the best sequel to Saw4, 5, and 7 are sort of bad but Hoffman saves themThe rest suck, I don't get why everyone loves Saw X
Are they really not going to give us at least a teaser for Saw XI for the 20th anniversary?
Saw 1's Hello Zepp is so good the entire franchise will try to capture that again 9 times and fail.Second best Hello Zepp is prolly this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THC__LUrfgcworst one is like, 4's or 7's
>>204995749Any booba? Always elevates a horror movie.
>>204995968
>AHHHHH PLEASE DON'T CANCEL US>whoops!Yeah, eat dirt.
>>204995915It has a nice retro feel and the plot is adequately developed. The movie also doesn't take itself too seriously
This is the best movie of the franchise.
It's almost time kids...
>>204995969It's current year horror so nope. You'll get sex scenes where the woman leaves her bra on and you'll like it
>>204996252>head turns into bugsy tho?
>>204996028I kept it far too long for Joe Bob which became the Darcy show two years ago.
>>204995471Good. They can’t all move at breakneck speed, otherwise I’d have 4 new threads to catch up on when I wake up.
>stinkamarink is getting a sequelmungosisters...
Lake Mungo2Lakes 2MungoMungo 3-DMungo 4everBig MungusThe Lake Lake Mungo (remake)
>>204997034レイコ マング
>2 episodes in>the real horrors are trauma and parenting >hill house is an allegory for le mindis it worth finishing? already feels like a chore watching
Cuckoo (2024) feels like a movie that appeals to the same kind of people who likes Lake Mungo and 2Lakes 2Mungo.
>>204996355I expected as much, doesn't mean it can't be good it's just not quite the sameAnyone check this out? Starts out like a run of the mill horror movie then goes crazy/wacky. Really liked it. Do not spoil it, I just watched it and was pleasantly surprised.
>>204995393Happy birthday Saw
>>204997274>>204997218>>204997034>>204996934>can't discuss highbrow horror without /tv/ shitting on ittruly the worst board
>>204997305Sorry meant to add pic
>>204997338>highbrow horror
>>204995687I don't like them. Their name sounds too much like Nine Inch Nails. Never heard their music.
>>204995921We did it, /hor/. Horror is healing.
>>204997338Sir, I am just joining the discussion as a fellow Mungo enjoyer like you. If you haven't watched Cuckoo (2024), I highly recommend you watch it too. Maybe then we can be friends.
>>204997399Buy an ad namefag
>>204996417Cause bugs is scary
How come nobody has ever done zombie film set at a crippled summer camp before? You could even call it Special Dead but I get finding the appropriate actors would be challenging enough.
>>204997034The Lake Mungo (reboot of the remake)
>>204997458You first, Lake Chungus shill
>>204997338>highbrow
I'm going to go watch Communion, what's this generals take on Streiber?
>>204997504wtf lol
>>204997434If you like the Scary Movie franchise you're legitimately low IQ
>>204996252i ate all the halloween candy already
>>204997640Total loon. Part of the camp that believes the aliens are "space brothers" here to save us.
>>204997599>namefag mad because someone called him outCalm your autism kid, the adults are talking right now
>>204997504>C H I N A H
>>204997703>Noooo please don't make fun of my movie Lake Mungo a doo doo
>>204995536rough 50 years old
>>204996934they need to do an origin movie on the lake mungo nazi ghost
>>204997602>MFW the horror is highbrow
>>204997233i never read it that way. there are clearly real ghosts.
>>204996028tubi is millions of years ahead when it comes to horror, no other streaming service compares
>>204997504
we seething about literary technique in movies again? cool
>>204997338you're here forever
>The Wayans Brothers Reunite For New ‘Scary Movie’ With Miramax & Paramountit's happening
I think the modern woman would disgust Freddy enough to make him run away.
>>204997504AI is getting too good
>>204997995I don’t get it
>>204997543Lake Mungo was worse than Noroi
>>204997995it's funny how her ugly face never changes, have seen other AI vids with her and is always spot on
>>204997875Scary Movie 3 > 4 > the rest
Jason X fucking rocksits my favorite movie in the franchise since 2 this is horror franchise with the most stupid shit of all the major franchises, title I gave to Halloween so far>Mob Psycho lady>going to NYC>bug possessing people >200 year timeskip to space amazing series
Are there any 2024 horror movies that /tv/ shilled to you that were worse than>Longlegs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_ypb5noEMgWAZAAAA
>>204998329Yeah it's bizarre to me that it was ever looked at as a bad movie. It's easily the most entertaining movie in the franchise for me. 4 is probably the better movie but X is so much fun.
>>204998420Terrifier 3, disgusting antisemitic pile of shit>hooked nosed guy kills Christians because he's evil, killing they kids
is this a good look at american horror?https://boxd.it/zNVb0
>>204995777>watching movies more than onceYou know your life is not eternal, aren't you?
I love re-watching horror kinos, bros
>>204998420romulus
>>204998923we've been shitting on it since release
>>204997835it all goes back to the commedia dell'arte and ancient sports, of course
>>204995393what a shitty art lol
>>204998100
>>204998847Holy zoomer.
>>204997974Freddy was always a hebe only guy, dead adults are just incidental
I am 7 minutes and 50 seconds into "Stream". The heroic boomer dad walked in on his silly son who was working his streaming gig (as 9 year old boys do) and explained to said that that you can't just pause a stream. In the meantime, a presumably Indian woman was also on his computer screen, presumably a streamer he streamed while streaming. Then it was revealed that the 9 year old boy had 1211 people watching his stream.Probably the worst 10 minutes of any horror movie I've ever seen. Suspension of disbelief completely olbiterated.
>>204997233yeah its scary
>>204999143What the fuck why?
>>204999240The first half of the movie is dreadfully mind numbing. I swear they could have gotten rid of either the son or daughter character and nothing would have changed.
>>204999283You know why
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Bay of Blood (1971)>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>The Keep (1983)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>204998420Longlegs
The main girl in Longlegs didn't even have long legs. What gives?
>>204998420I didn't necessarily watch them because of /tv/ but Longlegs and Maxxxine were both profoundly disappointing
My favorite thing about Maxxxine - they can't use that title for 2030s reboot of Mad Max.
>>204997218Who's Reiko Mangu?
>>204999283niggers be having pica
>>204997497They probably have but even if they haven't all you have to do is set up a horror film making summer camp for disabled kids. Self selection will do 100% of the work and funding if you're allowed near kidsWhat's really mind boggling is nobody's done a horror movie where deaf people are immune to the horror and proceed to cheer for the bad guys in sign.
>Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family
>>205000526You just blew my mind right now.
>>205000156>Deaf people immune to horrorRec 3 did something like that with one of the infected being immune to prayer when they tried to exorcise them thought that was a neat little detail.
>>204995604¡ɥǝlq
>>204997338I hate that I got memed into watching Lake Mungo, Horror in the High Desert and Leaving DC. Fuck you guys.
>>205000526Morticia Mommy MILF
>>205000995Found Footage bros are pretty delusional. Deadstream is alright though (because it is hardly FF at all).
Chud 2 is the superior film and I'm tired of pretending it's not!
>>205000950MOMS GONNA ꓒIꓶꓞ
>>204995687Ice Nine Kills evokes a feeling of physical disgust whenever I see or hear them. Terrible music for quirky teenage girls
>>205001355What are your opinions on Terrifier?
>>204997497Already a movie, the full thing's on YouTube
>new jontron Halloween special>it's just him sitting at a desk looking at his computer screen and commenting about something no one cares aboutHalloween specials are just dead now, right?
>>205001431Love it, wish Ice Nine Kills wasn't involved at all
If it's Halloween, it's him.
>>205001533Correct, JonTron is representative of all Halloween specials. It's so over
>>205001533>>205001590What was the last good Halloween specials? Was it like SpongeBob back in 1999 or something?
F
Milkyways don't exist in my country anymore, how do i bring it back?
Sorry, The only Saw movies I rewatch are the ones with the Hoffman
>>205000819There's plenty where the deaf person is immune to the sound based horror/cure, but what I want is the movie where they're immune and walking around going>[signs] now you're dead I'm glad because you were a cunt, cunt
>>205001450Kek
>>204995777Yeah you'd have to be a redditor neet who spams ai sloppa named seth n harris and have a kiwifarms thread to like that trashChecked
>>205001742Depending on where you are, expat shops should help but there's the markup and shipping
>>204998606Baskintranny in /hor/?
What horror films will Scary Movie 6 spoof? I assume Smile and Terrifier will be referenced at some point
>>205002170Not him but I wish they sold Big Hunks in my area of the country. My people just don't appreciate nougat like they should.
The English countryside setting in this movie is so comfy
>>205002271Baskinchad*
>>205002405>From the TWISTED and SICK mind of writer/director JORDAN PEELE....
>>204999240Cringe autistic nitpicking. Also, if you're 7 minds into the movie how do you the father's heroic?
i'm not exactly sure why they would label this horror/action, but it is fucking brutal. like a hardcore wanderers or warriors movie. i found a lot of new alltime favorites this year. /hor/ stank sometimes, but overall it was also alright. only two more days, brothers.
>>204995393I saw SAW in the cinema, in 2004. It was the most hyped thriller. I was so stoked to watch it, I was relaying the plot to the taxi driver on the way back. That same year I also watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake although I wasn't 17 yet. From 17 to 20 I used to go to cinemas alone often.>20 years20 fucking years...oh well, life goes on
>>205002405And the sweeping score and wonderful direction
>>205002559Deadbeat at Dawn is fucking awesome
>>205002723>Deadbeat at DawnLELELEL what? What is it?
>>205002705MY NAME IS HOPKIIIIINSI'M THE WITCHFYNDER GEN'RALYOUR NAME IS LUCIFERAAND YOU WILL SUCK MY COCK
>>205002559If you liked Deadbeat you should checkout Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except
>>205002897>Except Except who?
I really wanted to like Stream, it has a great cast and a lot of the people involved from the Terrifier movies, but it felt like much less than the sum of its parts. The concept isn't terrible, the people watching the stream and betting reminded me of the Elite Hunting Club in the Hostel sequels. Egregiously awful child actor, 2/5 movie, but still mildly optimistic for the sequel because the sequel hook at the end was actually the best part of the movie. Also the tic tac toe kill was good.
>>205002897What are all these titles?
Comfy hill sittin' with the lads before you kill some filthy royalist scum
>>205002281they have a whole decade of horror to catch up since 5 came out in 2013
>>205002281I would predict an It spoof
>>205002516>kiddo unironically asking me how I can tellI have seen so much horror slop that I can tell how important a character is just by instinctively recognizing the main character syndrome in the way they act and how they're depicted on the camera shots. We call it instinct. I believe your generation calls it "vibes".There was absolutely no plot twist in "Stream" that I haven't seen coming. In fact, the only "twist" was a lack of twists, I predicted that at best, some of the hotel customers would be also the killers, to rip off Scream. In example, the gay French gaymen, or some of the random no lines customers. Instead, the killers were just noncharacters.I guess you're the kind of viewer who actually thought the father got killed when he went off screen and then came back.There is one pleasant surprise about Stream that I do have to admit - coming into the movie, I was misinformed that this was another Leone movie. I was thinking to myself all the time "what the absolute fuck?", like the movie was as if he was incompetently attempting to rip off the style or Terrifier, while also combining some of its elements (playful killers, gory "creative" kills, killers don't say nothing, female stereotypes who don't die do die) with geneic horror slop tropes. But thankfully, I then realized that it was just part of the production crew from Terrifier that worked on this also. So at least it's proof that you cannot just take the crew that did the special effects and ... I dunno helped out with the lights... and recreate Terrifier but different. Even if you have Art's clown playing Art the guy wearing overalls.
>>205003347The things that women have to do on OnlyFans these days...
>>205003347>this is someone's fetish
You guys ever had to deal with one of those anti-halloween crazies?
>>205003088Practice for having a parliament
>>205002432You’re literally the only poster here that thinks that. Even Kolofag has less enemies.
>>205003456another one?
>>205003591I've only ever talked to one on this site, but I called the anon a faggot and moved on.
>>205003457Nonsense. Didn't after a word of your teenager spergout after "instinctively recognizing"
Freddy vs Jason gives me vibe of Scream more than either Nightmare on Elms or Friday 13th
>>205003825I don't recall an It parody in any of the Scary Movies before
>>205003941really?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnT2R8RJFXk
>>205003995That's a Poultergeist parody dipshit
>>205003995>hindifuck, guess that's what i get for googling videos
>>205002281It needs to be a shitty "elevated horror" spoof where it's just people talking in meandering ways about their trauma.Also duffy comes back as the killer just because as a last minute twist.
>>205003932product of its time
>>205003711kek
>>205004055poultergeist was in 2006 chump
>>205003995>Clown rapePredictive programming for Joker: Folie a Deux
Pitch a Creature from the Black Lagoon reboot
>>205004105Poltergeist came out in 1982 retard
>>205004201>poltergeistthat's not what you said
I'm hoping 28 Years Later has some beautiful scenery porn even if the story is lacklustre.
>>205004219Poultrygeist came out in 2006 if you want to be an incorrect pedantic idiot, which you are
>>205004244>esl loser calling other people idiots
>>205004193A single black mother sits in a room and discusses her trauma with a psychologist for 2 hoursThe creature appears for 1 minute towards the end, but the black mother takes her meds and learns he was just a metaphor for her trauma of her abusive husband
>>204998181you now realize that the push for blacks in all media is due to how easy it is for AI to map and generate content with their face.>>205003941>I don't recall an It parody in any of the Scary Movies beforeBecause of the amount of memory you dedicate to remembering the homosexual acts you have undertaken.
>>205004266Not an argument, btw you thought an obvious Poltergeist parody was an It reference. Kill yourself
>>205004193There's a fish guy and he beats people up and rapes a woman
>>205004193My pitch is don't let Bumhouse near it
>>205004323Because there wasn't an It parody in any Scary Movie
>>205004325funny how quickly you forgot you didn't know how poltergeist was spelled ESL
>>205004380Congratulations you spelled a word right, everything else you said was wrong and retarded
>>205004420keep using those words street shitter
>>205004364stop sucking cock, anon
Just a troll, it will pass. Do not feed it.
I want a zombie apocalypse movie where these two >>205004442>>205004420miss the apocalypse and all the cool shit blowing up and being chainsawed because they're neck deep in dictionaries of various languages arguing if it's zombi or zombie.
If both Scary Movie 6 and Scream 7 reference Terrifier, will Art officially become a horror icon?
>>205003591you mean someone who doesn't want to participate in a pagan holiday which leads people toward dark and evil thoughts, and possibly even dabbling in demonic practices? Wow, sounds really crazy
>>205004469Not an argument
>>205003347Would.
>>205004540he already is
>>205004540Kinda but it's not as organic. Leone should let the character rest for a few years
>>205004569faggot
Who would you main in a horror film video game?
Underrated gem once you realise it's a romantic tragedy rather than a horror movieThey should've marketed it as a chick flick
>>205004586>he already iskek, in my experience no one outside the horror crowd knows who the fuck Art is.Even my gran knows Jason is the "hockey mask guy" and she watches nothing but telenovelas.
Any fans of John Carpenters Ghosts of Mars? Just bought the blu ray and its going to be the first time ive saw it in over a decade? I remember not loving it but also not despising it.
>>205004790Always Jason
>>205004639>Let the character rest for a few yearsHow would that make it more organic? Jason had 8 movies all made within the same decade
>>205004575i know it isn't, which is why you should stop sucking cock.
>>205004922I accept your concession, faggot
Why is /hor/ being posted in October, Everyone knows that it is now a summer general.
>>205004881Jason was less forced because it naturally filled a niche. Art is too much le gory clown who does le gory gory stuff that shocks my mom and dad I'm an edgelord teehee. There's already a saturation bc its teenage fan base is too tryhard. Let it rest for a few years
>>205004954Oh god it’s the concessionfag.
>>204995915Other way around for me. The concept was intriguing and I was hooked but I was pretty underwhelmed by the end
>>205004790>waits for the Pumpkinhead/Lifeforce/The Thing DLCprobably Elvira or Cushing.
>>205002281Smile and M3GAN for sure
>>205005087>saturation bc its teenage fan base is too tryhardAnon, idk what they do over there in communist Russia, but in America, it's the moral duty of every grifter, groomer, influencer and corporate citizen to take as many dollars in disposable income as those teenage edgylords parents can afford on credit, market saturation or not. they can fit another lunchbox and tumbler set in before the official Christmas season, easy
>>205002432Nobody likes you or your boyfriend, elliot. You're both narcissistic redditor parasites.
>>205004826It's good, another one of his westerns, pretty much assault on precinct 13 on Mars. I think it's better than Vampires.
This is kind of kino
How the fuck did Trick 'r Treat Sam become an icon with only one movie?Is this the only instance of this happening?
>>205005272Kek Sethy boy’s comment already disappeared.
>>205003878>projecting child thinks that having good taste in movies [the reason why I could tell that the child's favorite horror movie was trash 10 minutes into it] is a superpowerGrow up.
>>205002516>>205003878For the love of god, please learn english before posting here.
This movie was kino through and through, an unexpected delight. Such a good psychological thriller with realistic characters, great screenplay, killer soundtrack, and a truly scary performance by the main actor. 10/10! A unique serial killer film that came out during the era where Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers reigned supreme. Free on YouTube.
>>205004540I just saw the new Art video game pop up on YouTube already. He’s made it..game looks pretty fun too
>>205005516>White families are.....le badBravo!
>>205004790Regan from the Exorcist, of course
>>205005516Terry O'Quinn is always a great actor. I first saw him in Lost.
>The director's barely-disguised fetish for a bunch of thingsWhat was he thinking?
>>205005272I’m a pillar of the /hor/ community Also my name isn’t “Elliot” https://vocaroo.com/1bnIbk5r85BR
>>205005540I am not particularly interested in that game but I am relieved that it's not yet another copy paste "asymmetrical mutliplayer" ripoff of Dead by Daylight
>>205005598I was really blown away. I thought it was just going to be another wack 80s b movie, but this was pure craft.
>>205005606This seems antisemitic
>>205004801It saw it as parental tragedy. Remember Frankenstein's mentor whose notes he stole to resurrect life? The mentor failed to properly rein in Frankenstein and in turn, Frankenstein's arrogance created the undead being. And what did that shitbag do? Shun away his creation like a parent does with their child. This movie is quite possibly De Niro's most underrated role.
>>205005606isn't that most directors?
>I want to dine from her asshole
>>205005516>Free on YouTube.Was about to ask for comfy 70s recs but might load this up because it's fun. The sociopaths who want shit to be perfect are always my fav because in an alternate universe, someone didn't spoil the image and they went on being fine but with all that potential.
1/2Rating system: Excellent!Worth a watch! Good Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made but pointless and dull)Hot Garbage!Grave Torture (2024) – I hadn’t seen a Joko Anwar in a while and was excited to hear about this one. Too bad it’s merely . . . Worth a single Watch. It’s based on the Islamic (extended hadith rules) concept of GRAVE TORTURE: in which you are physically punished by having your bones CRUSHED by angry angels in the grave *before* you even go to hell. A young brother and sister have their world uprooted when a suicide bomber *incidentally* kills their parents; it turns out the man had listened to recordings of honest-to-goodness GRAVE TORTURE, with agonized screams and stern angel speech and everything, and it drove him to martyr himself so he wouldn’t have to endure it. As an adult, the sister, Sita, becomes so obsessed with proving grave torture false (it’s the root of her life’s tragedy) that she gets a job at a nursing home -- and makes her henpecked brother get one at the associated funeral home -- so she can have first dibs on recording the sweet literal nothings of the clients who die.The problem with this movie is that it feels BUSTED into pieces, and there’s nothing much to grab onto. The frame is a semi-Jacob’s Ladder, semi-Owl Creek Bridge thing where some part of Sita is caught in an interstitial realm, and she is fighting through nested realities that center around personalized torture -- which takes her a long time to even realize, though the viewer catches on early. While some of the individual scenarios involving the various KOOKY characters at the nursing home are kind of interesting . . . nothing really has weight or *presence* since almost everything you see is just a DISCIPLINARY ILLUSION.
Going to a friend's house to watch The Substance this evening
>>205005896>>205005516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwOYScYXko
>>204997875can't wait
>>2050059392/2Though not quite *dull*, Grave Torture nearly gets there in its two hours. It’s worth it for some of the more unique scenes, but really fails at being a WHOLE story since it picks one of the most tiresome fallbacks in the entire catalog -- and just hangs lots of random-seeming stuff on that skimpy frame. Anwar’s first and worst horror film, The Forbidden Door, did a lot of the same. “What’s real, viewer? What’s false? Here’s a sampler of horror imagery while you try to figure it out!” Grave Torture, however, is slightly better than the Forbidden Door. *Slightly.*I feel like this is a third of a good script and two-thirds of a mediocre one mashed together (The Forbidden Door is like that, except it’s several BAD scripts in one). The best part is the beginning, after the orphaned kids first lose their parents and are sent to an Islamic school in the middle of the wilderness. There’s a primal sort of Hansel and Gretel dynamic going on, with the kids wondering how they’ll escape; the school is run by an oversexed HYPER MOLESTER; there’s a ghost of a dead boy in the forbidden tunnel to the west! But we never get the skinny on the dead boy. BLIP! Sita and Adil are adults now, and reality just has to EXPLODE into a million pieces, because . . . why not? It’s really kind of funny that the movie ends on a “Jack Chick: Islamic Edition” note, with apposite prayers scrolling across the screen and everything. But I suppose the director might intend this ironically.
>>205005516Good movie and also has a totally unnecessary shower scene near the end.
>>205005958shudder and chill?
>[horror] franchise marathon on TV>they air the movies out of orderevery time
What should I watch (on Tubi)??
>>205006043god i miss watching horror movies on tv. has an unusual amount of soul for whatever reason. probably just nostalgia.
>>205006116I miss cable a lot.
>>205006092Open the horror genre and close your eyes and pick one
>>205006092The InnkeepersInterview with the Vampire (big recommend)The Suckling (energetic trash classic!)Return of the Living Dead (hilarious and fun, but the sequel sucks)Nightwish (makes no bones about what it is, trashy thrillride, short)
>>205006092Auntie Lee's Meat Pies
>>205006092WaxworkBody MeltYellowBrickRoadTourist Trap ("I put the plaster on your faaace! Doesn't that feel nice?")
>>205004350Looks like the old guy asking questions at the bridge in Monty python grail
>>205006038Nah just hanging out with some buddies tonight. I've told this story here before but long story short, years ago I had a movies and chill date with a waitress I worked with at the time. She said she liked horror movies and to come over and bring something to watch. I asked her what kind of horror movies she liked and she said she liked extreme horror, so I went home and autistically Googled "best extreme horror films". What I now know is that she actually meant she liked "yucky zombie head explode haha", not actual extreme horror and depravity. Anyway, I showed up at her house with a USB drive with Martyrs and A Serbian Film (I'd never seen either before). We watched Martyrs and both really enjoyed it. After that we watched A Serbian Film and it just nuclear destroyed the vibes that evening. She probably still thinks I'm an absolute freak to be desu
>>205005637You're a pillar of nothing but obesity, sawyer.
>>205006116>Tom, tom, Chainsaw Bitches was on the Late Horror Show! Did ya catch it?>Wouldn't miss it, pal! Because everybody was watching the same thing, and it felt like a big remote group activity. Yeah, it's comfy, and I know exactly what you mean. Ever watch compilations of ancient commercials?
>>205006363That feel when your friend calls your flip phone and screams at you to turn it to channel 27 right now because this fight is getting crazy
>>205006324Kek you did a real life "her face when he plugs in the USB drive" meme
>>205006092I'm watching The Creeping Flesh right now. Pretty comfy.
The only horror movie I'm gonna watch on the 31st of October? The best horror movie ever made of course, The Thing. I rewatch The Thing every Halloween (my birthday by the way, so I pretend that everyone is celebrating my birthday haha) and every Christmas.
>>205004193That movie Orang Ikan is coming out soon
>>205006579You spelled Suspiria wrong.
>>204999501>Inferno Blue Underground is trying https://x.com/dawnofthediscs/status/1851343360264417479
>>205006324rip
Rewatched Rob Zombie's Halloween last night, I never noticed before that the kid from Righteous Gemstones and that game The Quarry was Tommy in that one. Also, I watched the Unrated version for the first time in years and was surprised how at how significantly worse it is than the theatrical cut.
>>205006579It's a basic bitch choice but Halloween III
>>205006579make post on halloween, so I can wish you a happy Birthday
>>205006703*The Shining
>>205006363Man, I remember when the IT miniseries aired during Christmas in the mid-2000s, and -everyone- in my classroom managed to watch it somehow.
I loved Freddy vs Jasonmy favourite part was when Freddy and Jason foughtthat's how you title a movie, none of that "Jason goes to hell" bullshitand also Freddy getting called a faggot
>>205004193>cold open, scene: amazon rain forest>group of illegal loggers hard at work surrounded by nervous men with guns>one cutting tree by water's edge, camera pans down to observe vibrations of roots in the water>water starts to bubble>cut to POV shot of something silently advancing through the logging camp then bellowing and raising holy hell leaving carnage in it's wake, screaming, gunfire, blood everywhere>one man knocked on his back fires an AK at with no apparent effect but his guts are opened>another attacks with a chainsaw only to have it forces back into his own. Camera quickpans skywards as the unseen assailant throws back it's heads and bellows again.>cut/dissolve and slow pan back down in the aftermath of the devastation, bodies littered everywhere..>loud splash off camera right, pan right to river showing wide spreading ripples and bubbles trailing off in the water.>roll presentations>roll title
>>205005311I watched that a long time ago, at the time I found it really scary and enjoyable. iirc, the ending sequence devolved into some disorienting incoherent mess with characters running around and having visions, but except for that it was tense and enthralling
>>205006575I love how the monster in it is just into fairness and natural justice
>>205006767The cornfield rave scene was awesome, great movie
>>205006767my favorite part was when freddy said bitch
>>205006738I love halloween III so underrated,
If I was an indie director given a small loan of 1 million dollars and asked to make my name with a horror movie, I would just rip off Harvester, and pretend I am making a Twin Peaks inspired horror move, but actually I am ripping off Harvester. I am such a kidder.
Just watched Skinamarink for the first time and am interested in hearing people's opinions on it. It felt like Blair Witch Project in a lot of ways in that unless you're really keyed into the atmosphere and trying to decipher wtf is going on you'll find it very slow and boring with no payoff and I can understandthat viewpoint easily. I'm the weirdo on the other end though, I thought it was really good and enjoyed what it was going for, but I also just like the analog horror trend in general and watch shit like Local58, Gemini, Mandela Catalogue, etc. on YouTube, the stuff which this movie definitely took inspiration from. I did find moments of it genuinely disturbing too.
>>205006784>forced back into his own face
>>205002271>not realizing LizD is MC content adjacentkys post-2011 newfag
>>205006871Skinamarink is a great film for mentally ill people to project their own personal fears onto while nothing actually happens at all
>>205006709Thanks, I didn't knew about this.
For those of you who watch The Stepfather and enjoy it, check this one out too. I’m watching it now and it’s off to a good start. It has a very placid tone and a kind of dreamlike quality. The plot seems like it heavily inspired The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.
>>205006767Freddy vs Jason is pure fun, simple plot, hot chicks and fights between the two main characters. Hopfuly someday we can see a new horrorverse crossover thing.
>>205006943Serial Mom is great too if you want comedy
>>205006092Low Lifes
>>205007108Omg this looks so good! I was just thinking about Kathleen Turner last night watching the episode of King of the Hill where she guest stars. Thanks anon.
>>205007084When i was younger I would've loved to see a Mike Myers vs. ? movie, but then I realized that making that a good movie would be very hard since Mike doesn't really have a character or personality, he's meant to be more a force of nature. Also, wasn't there a Japanese version of FvsJ with like Sadako from the Ring and the girl from The Grudge or some shit?
do I have to watch prequels to understand terrifier 3?
>>205007263yes!!!!!
>>205007084Would have loved a Freddy vs Jason vs Ash or Pinhead (as originally planned) at the time
>>205007263yes
>>205007263Yes, but understanding the story and characters really doesn't matter for Terrifier
>>205006930I guess this is what I deserve for trying to find any sort of discussion on /tv/.
>>205007263Lol yes, and you probably need to listen to the director's commentary track for part 2 to actually understand what's going on
>>205006579It is definitely a legit contender and yeah, post again so we can wish you.
>>205006703>>205006746Literally was considering seeing The Shining tonight before Suspiria 4K again but there’s only a half-hour inbetween lol. Also, imagine seeing Young Frankenstein this afternoon and finding out Teri Garr died during the screening.
>>205006943>The StepfatherI watched the third film SO many times as a kid.The way the stepson and his family leave nonchalantly after finally killing him in such a gory way always makes me laugh.
>>205006703AMOGUS HAHA
>>205007249Yeah but Sadako vs Kayoko isn't anywhere near as good as Freddy vs Jason, partly for the same reason Michael wouldn't work; neither character has much personality.
>>205007449>Mel Brooks outlived Teri GarrCrazy.
>>205007376Try discussing any horror film that isn’t Skinamastink.
>>205007235It's a lot of Kathleen Turner being the most, enjoy anon
>>204995687Absolute faggotry. I'm thirty and have friends who listen to this trash. At least necrophagia and impetigo didn't sound so gay
>>205007588What personality does Jason have?
>>205007738Retarded
I-It's okay bros.Halloween is almost over, but we still have Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Dia de los Muertos, Black Friday and... President's Day! next month.
>>205007593>he lived long enough to see History of the World Part II get madeHey, as long as he’s in good health.
>>205007485Sus post.
>>205007738Not much as far as dialogue or anything, but he has much more backstory and things to work with than a lot of big horror icons. Being a retarded kid with an overbearing Mom who was left to drown and then brought back indefinitely and pretty much invincible. His cinematic universe also includes crazy shit like Necromancy, psychics, fake Jasons, etc. so plenty of shit for goofy, ridiculous fun.
Young Frankenstein is the only good Mel Brooks movie
>>205006915Try not being insufferable for once, Sethy.
>>205007738In FvJ they retconned Jason to be afraid of water. What if the characters kept a squirt gun like people training their dogs and every time Jason tried to kill someone they just squirt him and say BAD JASON
Personally I can’t stand Elizabeth De-icky
>>205002271damn shes hot id breed her ass
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>>205007263yeah all 4 of them
>>205008046FvJ wasn't the first movie to include Jason being afraid of water or whatever. It is technically part of his canon.
too bad this movie is such a slog with too much talking and all the plot elements spread too thin, because it looks really nice. the colors really pop out. i will continue the vincent price run i believe, otherwise he will haunt my dreams again. and he is really captivating everytime he is on screen, so its not a worthless movie.
>>205008449I know his backstory is that he drowned and they they chained him at the bottom of the lake at the end of part 6, but don't recall Jason ever reacting to water the way he did in FvJ. He'd been shown swimming and popping out of water several times previously with no problem.
>>205008426B-but I'm still watching stepfather
>>205008725Maybe I'm misremembering but isn't it a major plot point in Jason Takes Manhattan? I thought he got defeated in the end by luring him to the sewers and drowning him or some shit. It might have also been brought up in Friday the 13th Part 7 with the Psychic girl but it's been so long I'm not sure on that.
The kani from TerriThree will have lost her virginity by the time we find her in hell in Terrifourer... both irl and in universe
>>205009191The stuff in the sewers was toxic waste for.... uhh, some reason??
>>205007986>Australian>Didn't get the sunscreen memoHot damn, how do you enter a career where your looks are your money and not do the bare minimum to take care of them?>inb4 she's le 40 you have to look like leather at 40
>>204997343Unfiltered KINO