>humans go to brutal war against aliens where losing equals human extinction>humans win >just let the aliens live and even be allies if they apologiseWhy is this so common in video game settings?
>>729637508i really just can't tell if this is ragebait or just plain mental retardation. probably the latter since your posts read like a salty HFYnigger.
>>729637613No answer. Yeah, that's what I thought. Scurry back to your hole, "true fan."
>>729637656it's not my job to spoonfeed you the story when the game repeatedly beats you over the head with it. god, there's nothing worse than secondaries acting like they know literally anything at all about the source material.
>>729637740It's also evidently your job not to know how what I said was wrong, since you can't contend with it. Bet you felt like a real big man mouthing off like that tho
>>729637740i used to think "media literacy" was just a buzzword but there really are people who actually sit down and play a 30 hour game and completely miss major aspects of it.
>massive open-world sprite RPGAre you hyped?
You know, anon, I never heard of this before, and as soon as you said "open-world", I immediately started autistically kvetching, because there's little I hate more than open world slop.But I gave it a shot and went to look at the steam page and these two images did inspire some intrigue, so I'm gonna go ahead and observe it before I give judgement.
What the fuck happened to Prime 4?
>>729636414nah, that's Super Paper Mario.
>>729631517>he thinks the points below 50 matterThose are reserved for games that are varying degrees of non-functional. Like the other guy said 7.8 is not 'just a little before average', it's shit.
>>729631053Threadly reminder about how journos score games:>10/10: flagship title from a major publisher; 10-point reviews are decided on years in advance of the game's release>9/10: call of duty and other unremarkable games they want to glaze>8/10: the reviewer considers the game to be merely okay>7/10: he hates it but it's from a major publisher so he can't be too harsh>6 and below: usually something approaching an actual video gameObligatory "prime 1 is good but doesn't deserve near as much praise as it gets"
>>729631053It's Prime 3.5.
>>729631053BOTW brain rot
Name a single flaw.
>>729624680OOOooh, it had a manuel translation! That's why I'm even seeing threads here, I was just wondering why such new game would be discussed on /v/.F95 and Dazed have been blights upon this world I tell you. ESLs reading MTLs trying to understand what's going one but half their questions and answers don't line up because of the language barrier.
>>729573001>cant deactivate the piss mechanic>too much game, too little porn>most scenes at the start are just pictures of fat dudes jerking offYou can barely get fucked by monsters or npcs. At that point just make a normal gameIm not far into it but until now its a better indie rpg than a porn game. I might drop the porn part and just play it normally
>>729576324The conquista games (goblin, dragon)
>>729637464i assumed both of those would just give you instant bad endings but idk for sure
>>729637790Those are very vanilla aside from the bestiality.
>want to play vidya>play>get insanely depressed>stop
>>729636740why are you so emotional over this like you know what suffering is?
>>729636491I literally tried everything before I resorted to medication and literally nothing worked. It wasn’t my first choice. Not by fucking miles.
>>729636491Not OP, but I feel like God actually made me without a soul and the effect of that is perpetual depression.When I was in my 20's, my comfort game was Destiny. Just the first one. Nothing has hit the same itch like it did. My first VoG clear, my first Lighthouse. The few friends I met online.Unfortunatly D2 has been a huge letdown and all the old crew has since disperced since 2019.CoD 3 zombies is really fun. Especially with all the mod support on steam. Its easy to make your own maps and getting new ones in the workshop is so nice. Still doesnt make me happy though. I have no idea how to escape the despair and the struggle to not kill myself.>inb4 hurr durr thats normalfag slopTF2 has more players than Destiny.Same with cod 3.
>>729634374>picWhat is that?
>>729637298Hey Timmy, perhaps it's time to stop being glued to your screen playing videogames and find an outdoors hobby, m'kay? Great.
Whats the worst localization in games?
>>729637604No, the actual translation is #2. Anything else is that adaptation that you fuckers dread so much
>>729637343>>729637525Even the Clarification stage is flawed. "I'm gonna punch your punch you lights out." is different from "I'm going to hit you!" It would be more accurate to clarify it as "I'm going knock you out!" which can be adapted more accurately with "I'm gonna knock your lights out!"
>>729637343The raw translation and the adaption are such exaggerations that this entire image comes off as retarded
>>729637343This is basically >>729627176 and anons are calling it a shitty translation and explaining how it should've been translated
>>729637343>tfw OG-san is actually talking about literally punching and breaking someone's lights but translators aren't familiar with the source material and now he's talking about being thirsty while punching light bulbs
>try it out because I hear good things about the series>enjoy it at first>then there's multiple jumps that you need to fly over to make>except...you can't make them?>Try over and over again>"Surely this must be an issue of my own. Perhaps I'm missing a power up or something?">look online>Nope, these pixel perfect jumps just sometimes don't work and fuck you if they don't Yeah I think I'm done. Back to Crash
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I think Spyro 1 ends up being too samey. Too many shared level themes, too little variety between stages, too little variety in the music. 2 and 3 are better
what jumps are you referring to? i dont recall anything being profoundly unfair
>>729637362I like Spyro 1's simplicity. Not having 50 characters talking to you helps immerse me in this surreal dream world while serving the loneliness of "you're the last dragon who ain't frozen." I think the visuals and non-linear level design were executed well enough for it to be great without needing to rely on gimmicks other collect-a-thons were doing.
>invalidates half the game's weaponsheheh, nothing personnel kid
>tosses krak grenades>overcharges plasma gun>revs chainsword to assert dominanceNot a problem for the Vet. Chads
>>729634817I remember lasgun with burn was fucking stupid against these around launch. Is the game good yet? I refunded it after the day 1 patch broke it for me.
>>729634817>invalidates half the game's weaponsDon't be ridiculous. It's more like 80% of them.
>>729636541Honestly it's in a very good state, they just overhauled the talent trees for Vet, Psyker and Zealot like 5? months ago, all the classes are pretty powerful and on-par with one another. The weapons are another issue but there's not really any weapon that isn't viable into Aurics at least. Plus crafting. There's not a ton of new stuff besides a few maps, two new classes and some weapons though. I guess the talents/abilities would be fresh for you
>>729637502>all the classes are pretty powerful and on-par with one anotherexcept for the Arbites which does everything the Ogryn does but better
>Welcome to Afreeca, Mr Redfield ;)How do you respond without sounding mad
Y-you too
>>729637616>Shut up bitch *backhands her across the face* You talk when the master says you talk.Do i fit in yet reddit?
>>729637616Can you tell your people to fuck off from Minnesota? They're worse than the t-virus zombies!
Should I get a 3060 12gb or a 4060 (8gb)
>>729637445Rocket is the studio you want
Haven't really watched JAV, is it true it's different from Western porn in that actresses do every single genre when they start out then specialize in a specific genre as they get older?
the way jav actresses fuck is so unappealing
>>729637480They've been using mosaic less and less lately.
>>729636895Settle down R Kelly
They should bring back the games starring this cool ass nigga, it was like Mario on steroids.
>>729635738I always thought it was a fat man sucking in air cos his weight makes it hard to run for any distance.
>>729634806I always found it weird that this game was basically a 1-to-1 copy of Wonder Boy yet all of Wonder Boy's sequels were drastically different while Adventure Island's sequels mostly used the same gameplay
>>729634806Hate that Konami only seems to acknowledge Bomberman as far as Hudson IPs go.
>>729634806yes i like playing wonder boy
>>729635856>I always thought it was a fat manIt is, since it's supposed to be this guy.
Why aren't you strapped up at all times
>>729634039Is this how gays identify each other?
>>729635983Of a sort
>>729635095Buddy, nobody wants to live in fucking Arkansas.
>>729634039I had a Giga Pet, a Gen 1 Digimon and a TamaI was multi-strapped and I got in trouble for it
>>729637627I would if it wasn't so full of poor peopleI have almost $500k in savings but I live in North Jersey. That doesnt mean shit here. I would be royalty in Arkansas but I'd be surrounded by dumb ass rednecks.
>20 years old>still nothing like it save for Mass Effect Why is the space adventure RPG genre so cursed? How difficult would it be for smaller studios to make such games today? I don't care about the graphics, they were good enough back then.
>>729636412>>729635774Vaklu is more like space Mussolini really... if Mussolini had the foresight to just get rid of the king instead of entering a weird shared power arrangement that he ultimately got fucked by...Definitely not Trump though.
>>729635774>Side against the Jedi master you're trying to contact in a civil war and kill him>Be surprised this leads to dark sideThe real bullshit one is Vrook on Dantooine because if you don't rescue him from the mercenaries (something he later tells you he didn't want you do to and chastises you for it) you automatically are railroaded into killing him later.
>>729630291So what's with the fascination with Star Wars lately?
>>729637428Probably the FOTOR announcement.
>>729637428>latelyStar Wars threads have been a staple of /v/ for decades. Sometimes we even talk about Star Wars vidya in them.
What is the most overrated game of all time?
>>729636553>>729636772Came here to post this
>>729636845What about the 50 games the studio previously put out?They just kept trying to throw shit at the wall until something hit.By the way, they made many games like Angry Birds before that. Only with different art styles.
came in to say Undertale because while it is still good its monstorously and obnoxiously cancerous. But>>729636553>>729636772are correct. More specifically TLOU2 because at least 1 while massively overrated is at the very least alright. 2 is just pure dogshit.
>>729636502it's above average, but nowhere near 9 or 10it has many flaws, but it's a good mod platform and I can squeeze some fun out of it
Chrono TriggerHalf-Life 2Expedition 33Probably any of countless Sony first-party games that inexplicably get extremely positive reviews despite being mid
This game fucking blows ass.
>>729635990GROK HOW DO I UNLOCK THE CONSTARERIZZLE IN VAMPIRE SURVIVORS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
The game is great, OP. I think that you're probably just a faggot of some kind.
>>729636783most hateful people are
it's very funonly thing I don't like is how the item combinations are kinda set in stone based on what stats are good for which weapon and which items you need for evolved items
>>729636225>>729636135It's a very clever use of addictive mechanics. The dev used to work in casino games so he used all those little tricks in VS to see if it would hook people in, and boy did it ever
Remember Lilymon from Digimon? This is her in 2025. Feel of yet?
How can humans become digimon?
>>729637653I mean, we've seen Digimon become humans before like the little girl from Next Order that holds a Numemon (which is hinted to be her old form), so it's not farfetched for it to go the other way around.
>>729636347Minervamon would definitely act cute in romantic and lewd situations.>>729636627Yeah. For lack of a more elegant way of saying it, and it might be overdramatic, I hate that Bandai is "sabotaging" Time Stranger through greed.>>729637128Yeah, even from my casual knowledge and experience with Digimon games, Time Stranger is arguably the best Digimon game overall, and unlike some of the other games, doesn't have crippling problems. Almost copy and pasting what I wrote in the mon thread on /vrpg/:>There's a good game buried under all the crust in World 2. At least there's the Alternative mod to make it 10% less crusty, and emulator speed ups>World 4 is just a bad game. It's not even funny bad>Rumble Arena 2 is just okay>The World DS games don't respect your time at all. You have to run them in an emulator with at least 2x speed up
>>729637443In the mountain of sidequest>Gankoomon>LordKnightmon>Pharaohmon and Gold Rapidmon>Shambala trio>SusanoomonAfter clearing Akashic Abyss will unlock another Pharaohmon match, and the final opponent afterwards.
“Modern values” don't even exist—these faggots just refuse to face reality.
>>729630897>Bond had no love for AutocratsWell isn't he serving her Majesty the Queen? what's more fucking cucked than having a monarchy in the modern age?
>>729636565being a wageslave in a democracy that has no incentive to give a single shit about you
>>729634409Judging by the DailyWire productions, no, I don't think it is.It's just that little kids that grew up only consuming media instead of going out and living life have absolutely nothing to tell outside of regurgitating the media they consumed.
>>729636639At least that doesn't include rituals were you're supposed to care about these retards pretending they're better than you.
>>729630897Its funny because boomers are the parents of millenials. Maybe they shouldve done a better job
What was her fucking problem?
Sadako is coming to kill your ass in 7 days. The last video game character(s) you played as is going to try and stop her. How fucked are you?
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>>729547630>Is supposed to be a terrifying demon that lures men into the cold to kill them.>A ton of romance novels are written about her.Don't act surprised. We've seen this all before.
>>729632789Why do men want evil women?
>>729617063>>729617157You'll live
>>729615298Carrie was a nice girl who got bullied too hard and then developed witch powers, but she never went after anyone that didn't deserve it.
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>>729637446but youre posting from a PC that can already run those games better
>>729637473Maybe I am, but is every potential PS6 buyer?
>>729637594unless theyre a third worlder living in a favela, yes
>>729637692So then it's not a problem. Because there's sure as shit plenty of thirdies that exclusively buy PlayStation.
>>729637750>you should buy the handheld for more money than a toaster or laptop toaster because....theres 3rd world brand loyalists
