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>>730719718>>730719739>>730719746what's in her will, anon?
Is Bananza REALLY that bad?
>>730720909Pretty much. The only way a grown ass adult can play this toddlerslop and praise it instead of cringe is if they are marketsaar’s.
>>730722989saved his shit thread from falling off page 10 award
>>730716881The problem is the big stupid mouth. I guarantee you'd hate it less if the mouth didn't stretch twice the width of his face every time he moved it.
>>730723060I know lol You’ll survive.
>>730702674>>730709346I haven't played the game, but it is definitely an ugly game like these anons said. Some areas are genuinely hideous. The last really beautiful game from Nintendo was Pikmin 4.
Play Sega Saturn.
>>730725624Shinrei Jusatsushi Tarōmaru. It got an English translation patch for the menus recently.
>>730725327Cotton 2? Yeah thats my jam
Putting VC2 on here is criminal, when the port is so fucking bad. At least replace it with Baroque.
>>730725652Ah that's it, thank you!>It got an English translation patch for the menus recently.Sweet.
>>730725704What's wrong with it exactly?
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>>730725192same energy of post-2016 rotten tomatoes scores rating Black Panther, Get Out and BlacKKKlansman as the top 10 greatest films of all time
>>730725484kek, anon got played. learn to read, champ.
dude that's so funny XDit's like ironic because you see the joke is that it's not good but we say it's goodhahaha whew hooohooo man I'm in tears
why didn’t they bring back Cory in the House like they did Thats So Raven
>All these zoomers not around for the original cory in the house memeryI pity the fools
So... is Abbie hated just because she's buff, and not a model with A cup sized tits and a massive ass? If so, why are gamers so pathetic?
>>730724331>makes claim>provides no reasoning or evidenceDismissed on grounds of terminal faggotry.
>>730722238>she's uglyShe's not as attractive as other notable female characters, that's about it>has no charismaOpinion>is overall just sort of a dickhead that never really learns anythingHalf the game is dedicated to her learning how to deal with the trauma and finding a new purpose in life. She literally learns very, very obvious things like "not all of my enemies are monsters" via Lev/Yara, something you apparently missed>She's unpleasant to watch and learn about, every instance of camaraderie or other likeable characteristic is so obviously, desperately telegraphed to garner audience sympathy that it feels fake and hokeyShe's rough around the edges and can be abrasive, both of which are explained by her focusing on her revenge but has a caring side that's revealed over time, especially once she starts to let go. She's also not very liked by some of her friends and the dynamic varies from person to person (Manny gets along with her best but he's 100% on board will revenge stuff, unlike other characters) so some scenes are purposely awkward or filled with tensionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730725169You haven't made any claim yourself, so why are you expecting me to do the same? In fact you've already shown you didn't understand the story when you wrote "revenge bad", because it very fucking much isn't that. Frankly, you don't understand other human beings if you write retarded shit like>story that could have been avoided if she just asked Joel why he killed her father after finding out he was the one to do it after he saved her life
>>730718386>woman character done right
>>730725357>Ellie lets Abby live>it very fucking much isn't thatuh huh..
Say his name.
>>730724612>hire jack black to play jack black>he turns it up to 11I watched the movie with my son. Jack black is indeed too jack blacky and Jason is silly and awkward which is tye point of the character. It is weird in a kid's movie
>>730722369I watched this movie while drunk and was pissing and shitting myself.
>>730725390>I watched this movie while drunk and was pissing and shitting myself.Lol, is it actually funny or are you just joking?
>>730725443No but I had just the right mindset and blood alcohol level for it. It's stupid as fuck and has really bad CGI and acting so it comes across either funny or cringy.
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If this game was called Super Smash Riders and replaced all the characters with Nintendo ones it would've sold what it actually deserved.Game is incredible and nobody (in the west) bought it.
>>730725413>Nobody in the west bought it because the game is mediocre.me when i lie
>>730725413>sales = qualityThats a cute mindset you have
>>730725452Sorry but that's just a fact>>730725472A bad game can sell well. A good game will always sell well. Sorry that your baby game didn't sell well.
>>730725413The word on the street is Switch pokemon games are complete shit and what that got them were two pokemania tier sellersCan't help it if the concept doesn't sell itself to most. Putting it in the same year as MKW probably didn't help
>>730725609>A good game will always sell well.I cant wait to see you prove this claim to be true.
fancy ball crushing editioni'm so glad that's doneanyways, new info soon, prepare for ares
>>730725280>>730725304A mechanic and a couple hissatsu Is NOT a trailer for the Ares update. Galaxy got a good trailer and showed off the other new content. Ares Is getting new teams that were originally planned for the Ares game and we get nothing? What about high speed commander mode launching? Victory Road mode? Being able to set a stadium for ranked? New BB Stadium content? The extra stages added after beating Ares route considering the anime obviously didn't have a post game?
>>730725550too bad, us gachads always win
>>730725583>Victory Road mode?That's after Orion
>>730725583a trailer is not coming until like, a week or so from now, like the galaxy trailer only launched only a few days before the update
Everyone having the best stats Is huge, now I feel like making scout teams! But justice being the only playable playstyle after nerfs really sucks though...
why doesn't he just get a haircut?
>>730724081You wanna tell me this part is three letters, "thm"?
>>730716360You could pay to win, but that’s probably not your style. In the village, kill 15 enemies to end the fight as soon as possible. Use a grenade or use your pistol to shoot the lock off the door so you can get the wooden gear, and make a run for the bridge. Generally avoid enemies for the most part early on if you can, and start upgrading the damage of the Rifle when you get it, as this can help you take down bosses faster. When you see Hewie, leave him in the trap. His appearance in the Gigante fight actually regenerates its HP, so you’ll want to avoid him. Try do do as many requests to save up Spinals for the upgrade ticket for the Sweeper, but DO NOT sell the Golden Egg, and save at least normal egg so you can throw it al Salazar’s portrait in his throne room without having to use the other Golden Egg. Save them so you can have two of them to kill Salazar with as fast as possible. You can use the Bolt Thrower in certain situations to help skip the first phase of Mendez, and to stop the Zealot from lowering the bridge in the castle while you’re looking for the statue heads. Try to save up for a Rocket launcher so you can instantly skip the double Gigante fight, or Verdugo. You can do the Ashley section normally if you want for the extra treasure, or skip it by imputing the time on the clock from the get go. On the Island, you can use two Heavy Grenades or five grenades to destroy the AA gun early for Mike, and two heavy grenades during the wrecking ball section so it collapses in one hit. It should be smooth sailing after that with your infinite Sweeper, but make sure you sell as much as possible , including your weapons, right before Saddler so you can skip the first phase with a rocket launcher.
>>730716360Also, look up cheat sheet for the puzzles so you can get past them as fast as possible. Remember that Assisted and Standard have certain puzzles easier than Hardcore and Professional.
>>730716360One more tip before I go, sell the G+R+Y Herbs as soon as you get the chance, since you can get 10K for rack of them, and look up the locations of the hidden Beetles as well.
>>730708212Second to last guy's hairline seems normal to me tee bee aych.
only 20 minutes in and holy fuck this is the best game ever. vibe and graphics is insane
>>730720285It's too pretty to be real specimen
>>730723759Yeah, the story is very interesting as well
>>730722451Did your favorite e-celeb tell you that?
Sex with kolibrats.
Pretentious soul
lmao imaging supporting """"videogames"""" in 2026
>>730723414holy fucking copehighest living standards in the world, making the usa look like an actual turd world country
>>730725218>>730725221>incoherent thirdie chimp screeching
>>730725485cope
>>730725221>making the usa look like an actual turd world countrythey do it themselves, see >>730725485
>>730722763you're swiss 88.99 is cheap for you
high school socialising - the game, but everybody is in their 30s
>>730722167>>730722213>>730722991The funny thing is that even here on an anonymous image board you cannot help yourself and will just rip the mask off to reveal you're a normalfag. Every time. You types ruined the Internet, pushed real nerds out systematically, and then wonder why everything sucks and it's all just virtual high school now. That's your own fault.
>>730724935You are movie theater
>>730724935You have it exactly backwards.There's a difference between being unwilling to socialise and unable to socialise. Being unable is a skill issue. Being unable and crying about it is what makes (you) anon, a failed normalfag. If you just had better skills, you'd be a normalfag.
>>730725713Damn gottem
>>730724935I've been on the internet before you were born kiddo. Go back to your iPad.
Every time you play with your friends and you have to spend 40 minutes to make your game "work" makes everyone else REALLY happy to play with you bro everyone LOVES waiting on you to because you decided to use this shit for a minor placebo effect of freedom we love WAITING for you to "be ready" man oh no it's fine go ahead and process your vulkan shader we've already waited half an hour what's another 15 minutes
>/v/ is so retarded and tech-illiterate they think using command line is a difficult and significant endevour
only reason I want linux to become popular is so anti-cheat developers will get their heads out of their own asses and quit with the kernel level cop out and actually do their jobs
>Every time you play with your friends and you have to spend 40 minutes to make your game "work"sounds like an improvement over Windows 7 where we'd spend 2 hours getting everyone's systems compatible for a gaming night
>>730725235Bro, /v/ still has console tribalism. Don't be surprised when they think Linux is some sort of magic black box that you need to be a sorceror to operate.
>>730725683everyone here is already using linux, your cell phone, your modem, the websites you visit... linux is everywhere. >>730725087>You don't need the terminal if you're not doing anything advancedpasting random commands you find on the web to fix your issues is the linux way
Do you have a disability that affects your gaming?
>>730703813nothing humbles a bitch like literally needing a man to help you operate normally.
I'm sort of blind in one eye. I was born with alternating exotropia and over time have lost the ability for binocular vision. There's a muscle or mechanism that lets me switch which eye I'm using but I can't use both at the same time. One-on, one-off sort of situation, but I can change at will.3D doesn't work for me unless it's headtracking-based or through parallax. VR 3D somewhat works for me because your head is constantly in motion however slight, but something like the 3DS does nothing for me.My optometrist, as part of routine testing, will show me one of those magic eye puzzle things and it amuses me that people look at what looks like gibberish to me and will say "it's a dolphin" or "that's a bear".My nickname in school by bullies was "the chameleon" because my "off" eye would become walleyed. I've had cosmetic ocular muscle surgery to correct how it looks but there's no treatment to give me binocular vision.
>>730703121Sad cope. Everyone should be able to listen to music, to their friends' and relatives' voices, and to the sounds of nature
>>730710854You mean you're a tranny?
>>730707252KEKFUNNIEST POST ITT
PEAK is on sale, you know.You want to join your fellow /v/irgins on the PEAK, don't you?
>>730713904LMFAO
>>730722163yes, we were having a little clique meet.
>>730691620Above all else, I love the Peak porn with cute chubby girls with fat asses and sweaty puffy pussies, yim yum
>>730720385thank you anon
>>730723139t. certain red scout
What exactly made midna so famous?
>>730723232Factually a lie.
>>730723227
I wish sassy imps were real
Midna needs your attentions
True form midna >>>>>>> Imp midnaNothing against shortstack lovers, but it is evident by the posts here that she just attracts weird art like inflation, pregnancy, buldging, maws, vore, gigantism, and other /d/ shit. Most of the imp fags here don't actually care for midna as a character, as they cannot appreciate both forms. They like some bastardized head canon fantasy version of her seen in fan art. I bet a good number are coombrained secondaries who haven't even played twilight princess.Only closeted degenerates and pedos in denial disagree.
fitgirl reveals another repacker is incorporating sophisticated stealth malware in their repacksit even detects vm and sandbox to avoid getting flaggedbut she wont name him (dodi!) please be careful and avoid non fitgirl repacksigg is the only other trustworthy source you can trust besides her repacks (dont listen to reddit negative rumors they have yet to prove a single instance of igg malfeasance)how do you even know if you have malware these days when they can stay dormant in stealth and even antivirus wont detect them? shit is scary
>>730725029Inori
>>730725507not obsessed, by the way
>>730724357Brother may I have some malware
>>730725507Seethe more faggot. Don't forget to run a virus scan after waiting 8 hours to install a game!
>>730709440I'm with you bro. Pirating is stealing. Stealing is nigger behavior.
Why can't video games have more of this?
>>730723163sex with kisaki
>>730725158sir this is 4chan
>>730719230Because games should be games, not your porn.
>>730722506>nip nopsAIIIIEEEEEEE SAAARRRRR, THIS IS BLUE BOARD SAAAAR
>>730723052>She's a 10Exactly.
How come legendary mangaka / other generation-defining artists don't work on games anymore?
>>730724647Wrong kiddoEven though they give away free chapters on their apps/websites the number of views keeps getting lowerThe physical magazine did increase in sales once or twice these past years(before declining again) so it's not that nips suddenly prefer digital now so take that muh digital cope and shove it up your ass The sales are dying, the interest isn't there, and it's pretty obvious when you compare current manga to manga from 15 years agoThere's been a huge decline in qualityJump literally hires pixiv amateurs nowadaysThe tankobon sales are declining on average too
>>730710603Those are some nice pauldrons she's got there.
Toriyama finished his work on Dragon Quest XII, right? What about Sugiyama, do they have a new composer?
>>730710961world trigger is the only 'true' manga I still read and look forward to, everything else dropped the ball/got axed/is based off a ln/wn now.
>>730705909One, it's cheaper to hire random people who can sort of draw generic anime-style than it is to pay an established artist who can charge meaningful rates for their work.Two, it doesn't really matter. Unless you have a big name of a big shonen title, most people probably aren't going to notice or really care who your character artist is. They probably realize that the person drawing covers has nothing to do with any of the game assets, since it will be completely unrelated people who are actually putting together the 3D models and making the visuals in the game. It's been a long time since the NES Final Fantasy, where you get mangaka drawing character portraits and you just have 8x8 pixel characters who "represent" what the artist drew.
>1.16 billion dollar Tencent deal>billions of dollars in Canadian/French government bailouts>still sinking harder than the TitanicWhat can Ubisoft even do at this point? finally finish Beyond Good and Evil 2?
>>730721914>It's so over for me.But you also don't have to live in western Europe, so it's still a win.
>>730723170Its funny, its literally because of ubisoft that every other big dev started to open studios in montreal. Then server farms started opening(because of cheapest power in north america) then programing shit like this massive boost of tech workers in the 00's all because of ubisoft. They basically set off this massive bomb that created a whole industry in the city by the mid 10's culture marxism and non-quebecois workers started flooding in and poof shit went from amazing work force to FIRE EVERYONE WITH TALENT VISA ABUSE HIRE THE WORST OF THE WORST at least there is barely any jeets here. They tried dumping 300k during covid 90% left within 2 years because of racism and pure hatred towards brown people. Quebec will not became france no matter how many arabs/niggers/jeets the federal government dumps here.
>>730724280This.
>>730724779Yeah, I suppose that's a positive.
>>730717571>What can Ubisoft even do at this point?liquidateDO IT
