I deserve to have sex with a woman that looks like this.
>>736345494Are you rich or influential?
>>736345494I just want to be her toilet
>>736345596It's called "makeup", chud.
I don't care about women
>>736345494>Bonnie Blue with 20+ instagram filters>still triggers uncanny valleyI'm noticing.
D-I-0336-7A STATE-OF-ART PRAMATA
>>736340790THATS ILLEGAL!!!!!!
>>736300361she became an ipad kid..
>>736344572For all we know of the story, there might not even be any ipad kids left, so be glad she's watching old school TV and not fetuccini bianchinni
why is the brat so smug?damn bratdroid is in for a code correction
Why can't women look like this?
>>736344008Based basic standards bro
>>736343220Because that combination of musculature and definition (look at the abs and legs) with those tits is impossible. Look at >>736343982 , she looks good but she has zero definition on the legs and a little something going on with the abs and that's it. If you look at pro female body builders you'll get those legs and abs sure but no tits.
>>736343245I wish you looked like that and were my girlfriend
>>736345165Don't tell me you ACTUALLY believe posthumous lies made up about Hitler like 'he only had one ball!' 'He was mega gay!' 'He was actually a self-hating Jew!'
>>736344848you don't know how female fat distribution works then, not surprising since you're a brownskinned virgin
I have safe anon dev fatigue
>>736345394Might be because some made a thread saying it was when the game came out. It only ever takes one idiot intentionally or unintentionally lying.
>>736298927LIST OF ACTUALLY GOOD /v/dev GAMES>Alice of Blue>Devil Spire>Devil Spire Falls>Poke ALL Toads>Stygian Flowers>Genokids>Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum>Guns and Nuns>Punch Knight>Sinker SoundAs a based retard, I have authority when it comes to declaring good indie games.
>>736311325Intravenous dev actually posta on /v/? Nice. I love Sinker Sound too! Hope the rest of the game comes out in a reasonable timeframe. Once it clicks it's so much fun to play.
How the fuck am I going to fix this shithttps://pastebin.com/iz8grw3z
>>736345707The only good indie game to come out of 4chan in recent years is pizza tower if you even want to count that. Every game 4chan makes feels like some deviantart project where gameplay is secondary. Like Jesus christ, wonder of blue has to be one of the worst games I have EVER played
What is more important, interactivity or story?
Why did Metaphor Refantazio fail to have any lasting impact whatsoever?
>>736344129Was Walt Disney the original fairyfucker?
Sad thread, OP. Must go well with your sad life.
>>736344782Also I'm trans btw
>>736316845>open game>start playing>hear 20 voice lines playing over each-other>close game and never play it again
>>736321432I was very upset in ~2006 when I found out how little bondage it actually had
It's still down....
>>736343949There's no break for this gacha
>>736328612I genuinely don't understand this type of gacha drama, it CANNOT be this serious.
no refunds kek
>>736328612Good
>>736344548it is for China
>short>flat>bottom heavyYou may not like it, but this is what peak female vidya character design looks like
>>736336316What a semen demon
>>736344258Fatass
>>736344452im good with just the latter personally
>>736339658trying too hard to fit in
>>736344584With the way the devs have handled the game the median player has to be a legit mouth breather
ENTER
Post it...
Futa chuds are mentally ill.
>>736345527There are no urinals in the women's bathroom.
Don't worry everybody. I checked her and I can 100% confirm she has a vagina!
>>736346031and a 30cm long, thick clit
what are some underrated weapons that you use in this game? my pick is the lordsworn gs>can get it at the start of the game>the only 110 crit gs thats infusable>low stat req almost every class can wield it>gs which means it has the best ash of war line up in the entire game>finally, the drip is immaculate
>>736329539On my first character a holy/palladin type this was my weapon in the DLC, I think in the base game I just stuck with the mace that inflicted bleed.
>>736340728>Buahahashahahahpeople who unironically type this should die
>>736340272As long as it has a shield or can block you can kick it that's pretty much the only thing you need to remember
>>736321125Why would you bother with that weak shit when you could just dual wield collossals?
>>736340728>er pvpslurmy thinks his pvp is skillfulyou wouldnt last a second in the forest
Heh true
>Female kid has sex with Male Teacher>Have to go to therapy, everyone feels sorry for her, Maybe the whole family moves to another city because of Shame>Male kid has sex with Female Teacher>The Hero of the class, Everyone high fives hime, Girls in her class lust for him, His dad is proud of him and gives him a beer
>>736345675your gf is male
>>736328887>Kawakami is at least 30, probably closer to 35. She has a teaching degree and this isn't her first teaching jobWhat? My wife's friend is 25 and she already worked at 2 schools. You graduate around 21, you realize that?
>>736343449What an incredibly gay and miserable post
>>736340207sperm only starts degrading for men at like 60, probs actually not even significantly. if a woman is pregnant and 35+, that is considered a geriatric pregnancy.
I agree.
>>736340390>womenThat implies "fans" of this "genre" have sex. They are more like Quakers
>>736340910I like NG4 but I'd still take NGB and NG2/NG2B over it.
>>736338360awful writing, characters and voice acting, gameplay was good though
>>736333537Stop forcing retarded terms.
What the fuck was his problem?
Completely jobbed to Birkin
>>736343595The same drones that get swatted out of the air by housecats? Those drones?
>>736343926House cats can rek a tyrant too
>>736339113Being a bit of a brainlet.
>>736340309Who we you're not from America lol
What are some good games like Resident Evil 4 (2005)?
>>736343062RE2 literally gives you like 60 bullets and a shotgun and you blast your way past 15 zombies just to get to the first save point.
>>736344887The remake was good though...In terms of that particular style of game, it's probably one of the best to come out in recent years. If you disagree, I'd be interested to hear what you think tops it from the last 5 years
>>736343007Classic RE 1-3 + Dead Aim + Outbreak + REmake1.God Hand Cold FearMGS1-4
>>736343007it has a similar vibe to the Ashley segments, but as an entire game
>>736345274Couldn't get into this because it didn't have tank controls.
I am bored of Hearthstone and Master DuelIs Shadowverse 2 a fun replacement?
>>736344648i enjoy it a lot, but be warned your deck options will be limited at the start because of the jewish vial system
yes but only if you have no concept of what is actually fun
>>736344943Well he likes master duel
>>736344897Just play Shadowverse Champions for free and enjoy raging at the cheating AI that literally decides it's next card out of the deck based on what you play and have in your hand. That game was fun.
Honestly, I can't think of anyone who compares.
>>736320859>>736338332dont do this
My beloved 2Bomb
>>736320259sauce?
Thermonuclear levels of power packed into a lewd lithe body, curves and hips and boobs ready to pop at a moment's notice
>>736315742artificially carried by porn, no one cares about her
How did Chinese video games rise so quickly? Even entertainment in general.
>>736345461He really didn't even between the blunders in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Patriot Act, the US still had a mostly positive appearance to its friends and allies which is why France and England along with other historical US allies were so willing to help out with the initial charges of the GWOT.Literally no one wants to help Trump with his retarded war on Iran because they have nothing to gain from it and they hate the US (at least the current president) anyways from his heavy isolationist posturing. I don't think Trump is putting irreparable damage on the US' credibility overseas, but compared to the damage from either of the Bushes, it's heavier and going to take more time to fix.
>Read news>Iran war>End of BRICS alliance? Why china did not help?>America bomb Iran military equipment>China radar fail what could this mean?>Iran block strait of hormuz>How china going to survive oil crisis?I swear people letting china rent free in their brain need to get shot. All china did was condemn the war and THAT IT WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT.
>>736323928By actually making some reasonably fun videogames while the west was budsy making ugly, not fun videogames to 'stick it to the icky gamers'
>>736345461That may be true but now the world knows that when (not if) yanks elect another retarded president they won't do anything to rein in that retardation. They have no checks and balances and the get their political takes from ecelebs and twitterfaggots.
>>736345591>The Patriot Act isn't as bad as having a bunch of obnoxious Europeans hate you for a year until the next big happeningtrue
what makes it the #1 greatest, most beloved and replayed entry (despite dishonest screeching from incoherent nostalgia boomers)
>>736342504Cool setting, big varied levels that make it feel like a real adventure
>>736342504God tier pacing. Felt like playing a tightly made arcade game at times
>>736342783I beat the og on gamecube and later the wii when I was like 7. The Remake is superior in every way
>>736345105You're a lying faggot
>>736345105same
What would be the ideal the characters for the next Smash Bros?
>>736344481I posted about this in another thread but third-parties should leave
>>736344481I don't think Daisy would be very happy to receive the assist trophy pass that's in that envelope
>>736344906Only way I'd want Eevee is if it had some sort of evolution gimmick since that's it's whole thing. Other then that no. The moveset would be way too generic if it was only base Eevee
>>736345167I'd see Evolution lasting the rest of the match, and Eeveelutions collectively sharing like 70 percent of their animations.Keep in mind we have like 80 Kirby forms... it can be done.
>>736345063Oatshit doesn't deserve to be a trophy, let alone a character.
Best ending
>>7363375029:54:47https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh6eJsbxwHE>about to die in the elevator>turns on comms with no guarantee of it working just to hear Sherry one last time>"Almost there, Sherry.">"...Leon..."
>>736337502RE6 relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVw8tSNXSygLook at the part where Leon gets frustrated when Sherry doesn't immediately share info about SimmonsHe's walking up to her, his arms aren't by his side anymore, they're raised at waist level, to Sherry, looking like he wants to hold her, at 0:52Then Jake pushes him away, because he thinks he'll hurt herBut Sherry doesn't feel threatened at allShe doesn't move an inchBecause she wanted him to get closer and hold her
>>736322476>not gay or anything>posting the gayest reply in the thread You refreshed the thread for hours waiting for a (you). Here is your (you)
>>736273085
>>736342986>ohmygodohmydohmygod
