Lyndis von Caelin’s Eight Crazy Nights
>>729484892And the bull
>>729485448buttsex with fujos
>>729452793Plot and music? EchoesGameplay? EngageEchoes is a fucking pain to play sometimes
I'm a wyvern Elise truther.
>>729487254I thought it was a meme but I used Wyvern Elise in my most recent CQ playthrough and it's genuinely incredible. Even in the early game with E-Rank axes and no Bolt Axe she is surprisingly good thanks to Lily's Poise/Attack Stance, the class also helps with her bulk even though she's still very frail.
Now that the dust has settled, why was it not as big as World?https://youtu.be/qFUTyuoANUo
i literally want to vomit when they put gemma on the screen. she looks like sid from toy story mixed with that pig on legs nico from dmc5. horrid uncharismatic characters like her or other sweaty brown villagers take up way too much screentime.
open-world was really not something monhun needed, especially when regions are still separated just like they've always been
>>729486820Three main reasons>Horrible Optimization Normies can ignore everything EXCEPT terrible performance.>Terrible story shoved into your throatCapcom thought that what made World successful was the big plot and focus in human characters so they double down in that for Wilds with disastrous results.>FOMO is overThe actual reason why World was so successful, it was the first MH the normies noticed and they ate it up but Normies moved on to the next big thing and most of them never returned for Wolds.
>>729487461*Wilds
>singleplayer game censors "offensive" names
>>729487080>He's just ESL trying to pretend he's notI don't need to pretend anything. I know what language I spoke first, and it's probably the only language I will ever speak with any fluency.>>729487181Oh no, I committed a mistake in my muscle memory. How will I ever correct this grave and severe error?
>>729486496Honestly I just remember the 1885 author thing on that particular dictionary definition because ESLs getting confused by "their" seems to be a weirdly common mistake for a lot of them as of the past few years when it didn't used to be, and this came up before in other threads.I'm not actually sure why so many ESLs get confused over "their" usage or what changed relatively recently.
>>729487278>How will I ever correct this grave and severe error?By doubling down harder lest your izzat score continues to plummet further in response.
>>729487278Not fooling anyone pajeet
>>729487278Obviously by going a few dozen more posts loudly and proudly admitting you don't understand basic English.
It shoots super heated rebar...
>>729486406Hm a combine tom, that's like a Tombine, right? Tombine, get it?
>>729485359I really hate how fast the blood decals disappear in Fear, I want to admire my handywork
>>729486624No Alyx, I don't get it. Please shoot the zombies.
>>729485102It works on every level after Highway 17, except the citadel
>>729484952
itt: worst party members of their respective gamesI'll start with an easy one
>>729480650>>729481406I think another part of why people hate Nenio so much is just how incredibly strong she is as a party member. The game gives her all the resources she needs that by mid to late game she's deleting just about everything you come across, while still being useful early on with Grease, Web and Phantasmal Killer. People that don't like to use custom characters feel compelled to either use her or be a Wizard or Sorcerer themselves.
i really do want to like Pathfinder kingmaker and wrath but i fucking hate how EVERY SINGLE FIGHT you need to start with 60 zillion self buffs or you can't win
>>729486660I think that's silly and only an issue if you're min maxing, at which point it's all self inflicted. You can easily substitute her with Ember.
Easily the worst
>>729486870Thats what made me dont even try the harder dificulties.
Remember what FGO stole from us...
Is it bogged?
>>729485959Now I was all eaten too nigga frDis game straight JOOISH yo!Couldn't even let a nigga regain consciousness tf nigga yo bix noodI finna crash out den chimp out nigga ong
>>729486014Ay what about wypipo doe...
>>729486014>you don't need to psyopDon't say that the resident demoralizers might start feeling guilty for once.
>>729482884I built a base in Okran's Pride, but you need a human male spokesman that has the local faction's bible iirc(can't remember their name). Every now and then one of their patrols comes over and wants to pray with you or something.I had skeletons, all sorts of dark ones and drugs in my base, but they never found out so they didn't do anything about it.
>>729487415>I had skeletons, all sorts of dark ones and drugs in my base, but they never found out so they didn't do anything about it.your kind must be purged from existence
Will you be playing Marathon on Day 1?
>Dishwasherpunk>Detergentcore>Laundry Cupboard Futurism
My eyes were in pain after seeing this comparison for the first time. They genuinely think its an upgrade but when the shadows are always pitch black it looks like you deleted all diffuse lighting.
>>729485672I've never seen a dishwasher splattered with neon paint.
>>729485615you cant fix bad art direction by adding more shadows and reflections, add a terrible game genre on top, its a recipe for disaster.
No, and I hope Bungie finally dies and everyone not only lose their jobs, but never find work again.t. 5000+ hours in Destiny 2
:')
>>729483370I just watched a 3 hour essay on this earlier. Fuck Two Realms but damn was I thankful for My boy Jowee tying the knot with Mari
>>729484849I dunno, but it was actually novel at the time
>>729486087"X world is actually a comatose dream" was fucking everywhere in the 2000s anon.
>>729484849I heard david j franco admitted that the coma twist wasnt a thing until sometime into next chapter's development. I hate Two Realms as much as the next guy but that retcon was god's way of punishing him.
>>729483370this is the series that made me start caring about stories of games as a kidplayed the 1st two games to completion granted out of orderi remember these games very fondly >>729485830i know i shouldn't spoil myself cause i haven't played it yet but that made me smile
>play singleplayer game>feel dreadful feeling of loneliness How can boomers do it?
>>729486070I only feel that way when I play singleplayer in games that also have extensive (and active) multiplayer modes. Like, singleplayer miney crafta is soul-crushing.
>>729486563It's not funny, it's true
>>729486563chinese never care tbqh
>>729486070I simply don't want to interact with underage people. Nothing good will come from doing so.
>>729486563>>729486357I just think it's especially retarded after rapeape confirmed there are basically no indian posters on 4chan. Adding insult to injury we know that aquaposter is a swede.
>Average max level characters per account is approximately 1.>Out of 13.>"Leveling is good, guys!"
>>729463171i didnt use a dps meter when i started playing wow. i could still tell who was good and who was bad just by running multiple dungeons with them. everyone in my guild knew who the bad players were and didnt want to run with them lolit doesnt take a genius to figure out "more damage = stuff dies faster, u go slow = u do low damage"
>>729486821Yea that's how it's supposed to be, but you shouldn't be able to dig through a comprehensive list containing every action by ever player throughout every fight to find out who fucked up some mechanic or didn't dispel or kick enough. Players should use their eyes and words instead.
>>729486705Feeling socially contributional is way more inspiring and motivational than doing the almost exact same mobs and quests for dozens of hours.Doing dungeons is fun once or twice or 5x, but leveling irrationally and massively segments players, especially when everyone is phased, and obsoletes 90% of content / the world. I don't think there's an argument against that. I want to farm copper, gather herbs in the mountains, smelt ore, and craft lewd good equipment.
>>729487023>you shouldn't be able to dig through a comprehensive list containing every action by ever player throughout every fight to find out who fucked up some mechanic or didn't dispel or kick enough.Why? People want the best, world first, etc. People should be able to understand what their problem is. You just don't get these things without the data.
>>729487023gonna be completely honest with you, i dont understand why anyone would care about that. from my perspective, the only issue is that shy silent faggots are annoying and combat logs enable you to deal with them in a 100% factual and absolute manner >"everyone know what to do?">dead silence>"ok player B your turn to kick">dead silence>"we wiped, does anyone know why?">dead silencefuck that. use the autistic power of combat logs to name and shame these faggots and force them to communicate. TOTAL SHY FAGGOT DEATH
Hopes and fears for Yoshi games in the future?
>thought-provoking question>irrelevant time-wasting imageI want Nintendo EPD to give Yoshi the full 3D treatment.
we are doing this again huh
its not christmas anymore
Yoshi RPG
VORE THREAD LETS GOOO
Yea or Nea?
>>729486916hohoho
>>729482745Absolutely this. Save the sticks a little bit and add something much more convenient.
>>729484227>translated chinese bullshit is so funnySo you are a fan of the hit game "Overlord Leaves his Wife" starring Ma Chao
>>729486936Like tact switch buttons. They get in the way of my grip in both orientations, but I haven't had issues with accidental actuation yet in my limited time using one.
>>729482745Total fpbp/Thread>>729482843Ragebait
Is /v/ a cyborg or android board?
>>729437584Sexo
>>729485846Mechanicus inspired perfection > everything else
>>729487251sex with bionicles
>>729487325Indeed
>>729487152I'm just playing with the Automaton DLC and a mob that lets you keep Curie as a robot instead of putting her in the Synth body - and a few more mods purely for weapons and a little more variety in enemy types. I live past midnight because of my work schedule, I can't promise much in terms of attendance to threads like these, but I'll surely make an effort.
The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>729454427Dude you’re gay
>>729487051How could you tell
>>729486114• Instrumental relationships: Safe, stable, predictable, fulfilling emotional needs, with no moral or social cost to the system.• Reciprocal relationships: Riskier, uncertain, but capable of mutual growth, creativity, conflict, and unpredictable joy.A fulfilling love life with an artificial companion with AI for a human being, who was not sexually attractive anyway, would be a valid social prosthetic in the form of a instrumental relationship.
Favorite incest games?
>>729486143ntr sister chika
>>729486747>avoidable NRT What's the point?
>>729486835it's as avoidable as not playing the game
>>729486142THIS, the formula works when it's the first time you're trying to get and know the girl. Only the new two milf excite me in Winter
Incredible threadthank (You) for the recommendations. May you all be greeted with 72 imouto's when you make it to Heaven (which is to say 1 imouto worth 72 regular women)
Should goblins and orcs come from the same source or should they be separate species?
>>729449406>dude 7 feet tall green bodybuildersOrcfags are so fucking gay
>>729486546Grom sized
>>729452773imagine tracing an AI imagecouldn't be me
>>729456753>air fries his eggsWhat the fuck
>>729481754Hey! I can finally download the latest version, comfortably.
What games genuinely convey the horrors of war?
>>729486758I like the nuke from Halo that's like 100 gigatons and can just blow up planets but the UNSC never deployed it for some reason. Fuck expanded lore slop.
>>729486758This might be the single gayest piece of propaganda I have ever seen. Even NK isn't this fucking stupid.
>>729486976muttslop headcanonChina killing every muttbrap in ww3. you so humiliation...
>>729486842The nuke in Hiroshima wrecked a city but it can still survive and allow the suburbs to be fineIf RS-28 Sarmat was used at New York, it would annihilate New York, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, Jersey City all gone
>>729486758>I don't live in any of the blast radiinot my problem
wtf happened to WoW?
>>729486991It's supposed to show how people change, like John niggerkiller with a swastika tatted on his face telling you that fbi crime statistics are bad, actually.
>>729486991he's learned to be a better man and mentions something about letting go of old hatreds to it should be at the end of the cutscene to >>729483720 or maybe it was in another one down the questline.. I forget.
>>729483720How the fuck is she holding that shield
>>729483314I seriously doubt even 1 person really meant it
>>729487059>>729487215>>729487237Trolls kidnapped his people and would sacrifice them/flay them/scalp/behead them. I mean they literally have Witherbark Headhunter Trolls. And that didn't even happen that long ago. WTF is up with these writers?
This game was released and then immediately forgotten about because it's crap.The term slop is being done to death but slop really is the word for it. You take every dark souls game and put it into a blender and what you get is this. Formless, meaningless, pointless, passionless sex in the missionary position where you slash a bunch of 20 foot tall orc demons and they spout expository dialogue before tipping over.
>>729485856>and then immediately forgottenThere are three Elden Ring threads on this board right now. It released almost four years ago.
It's like they wanted to have their cake but couldn't eat it
>>729486310>food analogy
>>729485856>immediately forgotten aboutNot by you apparently. Here's to another 4 years of seething
>>729485856>immediatelynigger where the fuck were you? this shit ruined the board for more than a month.
