Gamer dicks.
>tab-targetting + hotbar rotation spam combat>all worlds are built like theme parks>rushing to endgame is all that mattersname a more mechanically dead-end genre
>>731036231>non consensually upgrade my character to runescape 3>release the proper runescape version and won't let me unrape my character back to classic runescapefuck jagex
>>731043159I have bigot beating fatigue
>>731054138wrong one. you kill the furries in the first one.
>>731053594>Your game isn't special because it doesn't "rail road" you.It's special because appeals to an audience who want things in a game that WoW and FFXIV don't offer. This doesn't inherently make it "better", but that's not a claim I've ever made anyway. How many times do I have to explain easy baby concepts to you before you stop speaking in obviously reductive generalities?
>>731028890it hurts watching all these isekai glaze MMOs so hard and knowing that none of them are even half as good as anime makes them seem.
Why did Final Fantasy VII Rebirth flop?A remake of FFVII was for a long time considered one of the most legendary games a company can theoretically make, on par with the fabled "Half Life 3", "Diablo 3" and a "Pokémon MMO" (unsurprisingly, all turned out to be underwhelming). But when FFVII Remake (part 1) released, there was some hope that this could be one of the greatest video game projects of all time. Remake, for all its faults, is a halfway decent game that does its job. This is probably because of its limited scope compared to Rebirth, covering only around 3 hours of gameplay from the original FFVII, as opposed to the rest of the first disk. If you ignore things like the sewer level and the 11th hour multiverse story rugpull, Remake is a fairly average linear AAA title. Rebirth manages to not only fall far short of expectations as far as open world RPGs go, but it is significantly worse and more obnoxious than Remake in many ways.
>>731054505it's not supposed to get DLC it's supposed to have a sequel (part 3)if they cancel part 3 then this will be the flop of the quarter-century
>>731053002It's not a flop but not a 10mil plus seller like they hoped.Truth is a lot of normies who love FF7 got their fix with Remake during COVID lockdowns and for a lot of people Midgar was the favorite part anyway.
>>731054553FF7 is by far the most popular and commercially successful FF ever (baring the mmo who asks for subscription of course), the fact that it couldn't do better than the original 30 years ago speaks volume about how much it bombed
>>731054628Remake got Yuffie DLC. Cancelling the Vincent DLC is proof that SE wants out and I don't want in.
>>731054505The DLC's have always performed bad for Square, FF7 Remake only get one to justify Remake's PS5 release being full priced. FF16's DLC was just unfinished content.
Do you still intend to play video games at old age?
Idk lol
>>731052807I already don’t play them as much as I used to just a few years ago, so I can’t imagine I’ll be playing much more in the future. I’ll probably still be playing Doom WADs a couple of years from now, though.
No. I expect to have chronic pain and severe disabilities from years of repetitive computer use.
I play three-four games a year. rest of hte time is wasted on going on failed hinge dates, exercise and work. I'm 40. life is good
I just graduated college and I’ve done nothing but browse 4chan all day.I applied to some places but I’m not feeling too optimistic. Want to start working out again but winter sucks and it’s coldI don’t know how you guys are over 30 and NEETing. I can’t imagine spending so many years doing nothing but the basic tasks for sustaining your body and energy. I feel like I waste all the food I shovel into my mouth because I don’t do anything productive with the energy. At least I don’t eat much
Define what a AAA game is. How is it different from an AA or A game? Is there a B game? BBB? Where do indie games fit in?
It's all about budget, the more money wasted the more As
>>731052937How much budget is an A worth?
>>731053234about tree fiddy
>>731053278So a AAA is a game that cost more than $10.50 to develop?
is there such a thing as AAAA games?
The devs behind Ship of Harkinian have just released a brand new PC port of Super Mario 64.https://github.com/HarbourMasters/Ghostship
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fR0hrN4Do7c
>>731052032>The MK64 port feels broken, the AI doesn't behave the same way and it crashesThat's because you're using the shitty port by (surprise, surprise) The Habour Trannies.Here's the good one:https://github.com/sonicdcer/MarioKart64Recomp
>>731052598I think part of it is that Paper Mario 64 is apparently a game basically held together by giftwrap tape and bedtime prayers. I'm old enough where I remember a time when PM64 was considered a bulletproof, rock solid game by speedrunners. I'm convinced the discovery of Blue House Skip caused a cosmic chain reaction that went back in time and turned the game's entire codebase into pure Spaghettium.
>>731047665>discord
>>731047665you are experiencing hardware (likely ram) instability
>game based on hong kong>most of the radio were english songsLook I'm not asking for Mandarin shit but at least make most of them Cantonese.
>add chinese music>turn on radio>NAE NIGGA NAE NAE NIGGA NIGGA NAE NAE
What was weird is how Emma stone got a top billing and her character was only around during the tutorial and never heard from again
I played with the radio off. Was it worth it?
>>731054287They got rushed during development and had to cut a bunch of the dating stuff. There was supposed to be more with more depth added to the dating missions.
>>731054317The songs were pretty decent even though it's not from the native language.
Is it good or is that just millennial propaganda
>>731051603Sometimes I lie awake at night with this song stuck in my head, especially when it's unbearable hot and itchy.https://youtu.be/FVIIUR3TCbA
>>731051254Traveler helped me beat the game with no XP gained
>>731042986They already did with Pixel Remaster.
>>731036373Just millennial propaganda>t. millennial
>>731036373VI is the best oneXIII is the second best one
>slows bloons in your path
>boss event doubles as the best PC stress test since CrysisThanks, NK. I'm glad I did it on my PC because that would've set my phone on fire.
Will I get banned from the game if I name my sniper monkey Rooftop Korean?
>>731054189probably not
why cant leon start balding like every other normal man
>>731051717Giving a 50 year old guy Final Fantasy anime hair is retarded and looks dumb as fuck, why can't you adapt the hair to his age, just make it longer
i like his hair
>>731050010Nah, going grey pretty steadily tho
>>731046479>>731046653So like real talk though, why are wigs not an option for balding men? Women use fake shit all the time, and synthetic hair is actually getting kinda crazy, but for some reason, dudes would rather go through frankenstein surgery and/or pump themselves full of chems just to hang on to their dogshit genetics. Why?
>been on dutasteride for a year>still rapidly losing my hairwell fuck me i guess
>>731053834This. Van is constantly made fun of for being old at, what, 23?
>>731042935from left to right >BWC>BWC>BWC>BWC>BWC
Hello!
>>731054552Hi.
>>731053176A-anyone?
What's /v/'s favorite death animation?
>>731052670Look at you, hacker.
You guys are weird
>>731054416I was born autistic and given violent games at a young ageOf course I would end up as a /v/ermin
>>731048617this guy is somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJsNv-k7XCQ
>>731054095Looks like that's all there is to ithttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12132503
Post em bros
>>731052063I do this every day of my life at the slightest inconvenience btw
>>731049502you can tell there's a point where he's thinking, "maybe mom and dad won't notice?"
>>731037020I would calmly tell them that I don't think Nintendo is all that good.
Why isn't there a SINGLE Godrick soldier or knight in Godrick's castle?
>>731053134Pretty sure the name is just fluff.Otherwise they're all jusy coincidentally banished to places with storms.
>>731053246I think it's clear they're remnant forces of the Storm Lord. Which makes calling them Banished kinda... retarded.
>>731053339My guess is they used to be Leyndell soldiers and relocated to Stormveil, where they learned the storm magic that's inherent there. Godfrey's crown says that he once conquered the "Storm Lord", and Stormhawk Deenh served the Stormhawk King, who seemed to rule Stormveil before the Golden Order conquered the Lands Between.
>>731053557That doesn't match up with their lore at all. If you just take their armour description for granted They're all banished knights and exiles after Godfrey killed the storm lord. They all had to find their own shit to do after that point, and that's why you find them so diversified everywhere seemingly doing their own thing. Most went on to join the forces of the order, and Niall in particular liked them so much he fucked off to the mountaintops to make a home for them but then they all died or some shit. The point is going by their armour, there really shouldn't be any of them still in Stormveil, unless you want to suppose that with the complete fall of the order they've come back home with no one else occupying the castle, and they just kinda let the golden runt do whatever
>>731053739My 80IQ schizo theory is that they the Banished Knights of Godwyn.Banished for failing to protect him.Because you find them in a bunch of places associated with him.Godrick is probably Godwyn's descendant, and storm magic is associated with Godfrey's bloodline in general. The Stormcaller Church in Altus has stuff from Godwyn's dragon cult in it, so that might confirm he could call storms too (or at least some priests around him).Then you see they hunt lesser drakes to use their magic and guard dragon heart sacrifice churches or live in the city of dragons - stuff Godwyn plausibly was involved in as the ancient dragon dude. And finally Castle Sol has a big shrine to Godwyn in it and is dedicated to causing the Eclipse that would kill/revive him and is almost entirely populated by banished knights.Also the Death Knight helmet looks kinda like a dressed up Banished Knight helmet. And they fight similarly to Banished Knights.Big flaws are that none of them hang out in Deeproot Depths nor the the DLC catacombs, nor is any of this made explict when it would be something the devs would have no reason to hide.They also only use storm or dragon communion magic instead of lightning.
play retro revival games. RR for short.
>asset store flip arcade slop>JRPG slopwow! i bet these games have amazing stories to make up for the boring, tired gameplay and overdone generic art!
>>731054496what difference would a good story make to you, the only word you seem to know is slop.
>>731054614maybe try rereading my post and you'll understand
>>731054661bash your head against the wall 9 or ten times or eleven or twelve, just keep doing it until you shatter that thick skull a bit so maybe some brain matter has room to grow?
>Sentries no longer target spy as long as he doesn't deal damage to them>Razorback and Homewrecker removed from the game>Spy can switch between disguise speed and spy speed at a press of a button>Spy Disguise can shoot blanks that deal no damageThere. Now he isn't as useless
>>731054256>game all about intense close quarters combat>time to design a character that can oneshot you from 300 kilometers awayWhat the fuck were they even thinking? Thats like the ultimate fun killer
>>731054339Huhhh just respect his sight lines mmmkey??
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>>731053706Even then the official TF2 classic lists spy as objectively the weakest class. Even with everything OP said he would still be under powered
>>731049873Spy is dogshit against engie. He has so many tools to fuck him over and he easily beats him in a 1v1 with shotgun or wrangler rockets that instakill him on a direct hit. Engie also has a high crit chance because his sentry does so much damage. Spy can't kill any teammates within the sentry bubble without dying immediately after and engie can spend most of his time just looking for spies and hugging walls while his sentry shoots enemies for him.Engie in general is a poorly designed class that gives pyro, scout, and spy players the middle finger with no effort and is a braindead way to stall out games with building placement being the only engie """skill""" that really matters. In numbers he gets even dumber being able to rapidly rebuild anything you blow up and covering each other's sentry weak spots. Thank god most engie players are bad or he would be the most annoying class in the game. Don't even get me started on the wrangler.
>game still isn't crackedIs it worth $60 ($70 for deluxe edition)? I've been wanting to play it now that I've got an upgraded rig that can handle it at 4k, but I'm also not too eager to shell out for a game I haven't played before.
>>731053283is it anything like MGR?
>>731041365It's not. There is a reason this game was shilled so hard for release and then immediately forgotten. Also 95% of the playerbase is from China and they even had a state-mandated day off when the game released.
>>731054147No, I wouldn't say it is at all.
>>731054417>they even had a state-mandated day off when the game releasedSurely there is a ton of proof for such an out there claim?
>>731040669I liked the game but I would wait for a sale. It feels like someone took modern technology and graphical fidelity and made a PS2 action game with it. I don't say that as a negative, the game just feels old, stylistically. Very graphically maximalist too, where something like Dark Souls just has a simple bonfire, every Wukong save/heal point has this elaborate animation that plays out when you activate them. That's a lot of the game's visual style in a nutshell, highly maximalist, for better or worse.As for the gameplay itself, people say it's a level-based Soulslike but honestly that does it a disservice. The more you play the less the stamina bar really matters, and the more you'll want to depend on skills and transformations. Really the only thing the game takes from Dark Souls is the bonfire/estus system, and even that has a few spins on it like being able to find different types of healing gourds. And yeah, it's worth mentioning that like the actual Monkey King there's spells you can cast to transform into different stuff. Mostly monsters, and mostly for combat, but it's interesting to play around with different equipment, style, and transformation options. That said, this game isn't terribly deep as far as combat goes. If you're going in expecting Journey to the West starring Dante from the Devil May Cry series then don't bother. But it's fun enough, the levels are enjoyable to explore, and the game ends before it wears out it's welcome. Overall a solid 8/10 and I'd definitely be interested in how a sequel could iterate on some of the more interesting ideas. According to SteamDB it goes on sale for 20% off, and I'd give it an easy recommend at that price.
Guns don't kill people, Nintendo™ does.
>>731054169Too many games, man
>someone did this meme IRLHoly shit.
>>731054169It's legal for 11y olds to kill people (they won't get prisoned)
>>731054169Looks more like lack of Nintendo killed a person. Make sure you and your family have yours, to keep yourself safe.
He was just demonstrating the Glock Switch mod.
What game are you emulatanI'm playing Superstar Saga Remake - the first quirky Earthbound-inspired RPG
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just started mega man zx, it's my first game in the series. bretty gud so far
>>731024739Finished Mega Man X a few days ago. On Chrono Trigger now. t. Zoomer>>731042940It’s brilliant. God I wish it was actually finished
I'm playing Chrono Trigger.I've tried playing it in the past but would never pick it back up after a single play session. But this time I'm sticking with it. I'm like 12 hours, and 4 separate play sessions, in and will finally finish it this time.Maybe I can finally do LttP next.
>>731050668I have never played itI have listened to the OST about 100,000 times
It's not secret that the playercount for BF6 has taken a nose dive. Why have you stopped playing Battlefield 6 ?
>>731050920>t. casual zoomer
>bf6 was announced>oh boy i hope it will be cold war >lol no it's a bf3 remaster>i ain't paying $70 for that>play it for a month with ea pass>was pretty goodwill gladly buy and play it for $40 or less
>>731054249>making something else.As in they will copy paste the same CODlike shit modern woke garbage nu battlefield slop they have been slanging since BF3 right?I can see it now Battlefield 7 now with transition mechanics, choose your gender and use the dedicated take HRT button!
>>731048632>fpwpzoomers have taken over this website
>>73104859070 bucks is too much for any vidya
