https://retroachievements.org/user/EmperorJonI originally thought this website would be really fun but I think I largely had a lot more fun playing retro games or just games in general just as they are without worrying about achievement crap. Most of the time whenever I see this site mentioned on /v/ or /vr/ anons mostly crap on the site calling it pointless cause some of the achievements are either grindy or force you to do unnatural/stupid things in a game that aren't really that hard or fun. Some challenges aren't even very creative like don't get hit by a boss or just achievements that show off your progress. Amazing and beautiful community though for adding this stuff to old games, but it's full of faggots and left wingers. I also miss playing games on normal original hardware. My friend who also had an account on there deleted his because he told me that a lot of the achievements felt grindy and not fun and that every time he wanted to play something retro he had to play it on an emulator or else he was missing out on points. Currently I have mastered 42 games should I delete my profile and play old games just for fun?
>>736339061I got an answer for you OP>you like it?use it>you don't like it?don't use itliterally any other answer is wrong and just trolling you
>>736339061it's not that deep lil bro
>>736339061Nigga you just answered your own question, of course you should delete that shit. I think achievement hunting is a phase everyone has to go through at least once before realizing it's a pointless and unfun activity. It's just lizardbrain shit, not actual fun for fun's sake.
The only good argument I've seen against Retroachievements is that "You need to have a worse experience to be a good consumer" and frankly I don't want to be a good consumerSo I'm gonna use RA and have a better experience
>>736347168What a dumb non-achievement. This takes like two minutes to do and is in no way challenging.
Best ending
Grace SmashcroftSmashley GrahamSmasherry Birkin
>>736345337oh shit, did not catch that. okay yeah that is a point on the graph that they are married.
*psst* *psst*
>>736269113Claire fucks Dante from the Devil May Cry series. She wouldn't cheat on her man.
>>736352383That's a Jojo's reference from the Jojo game that Capcom made.
Heh true
>>736352024>>736352086tbf he is the one who's aggressively pursuing Kawakami and according to the fanbase, he grooms Futaba.
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>>736352126>Teenage boy trying to get with his 30+ year old teacher is funny and wholesome >Teenage boy getting with an introverted girl who is a few months to a year younger than him... HE'S A GROOMER!!!I unironically despise the faggots that latched onto Persona with P5
>>736330215>Futaba is like, 14, isn't she?15 onto 16 over the course of the game.. huh. I wonder if they'll actually have character birthdays in later games.
the great debate
starcraft and its not even close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Ihy4wsTQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrbN2y5r-vU
>>736350938Undead is objectively the best race
>>736348609It's Warcraft 3 and it's not even close wtf.
>>736348609There is no contest. Warcraft 3 is the best RTS ever made.
>>736350965Oh yeah? If the Undead are so strong, then why did they only manage to win the WCG once in their entire history?
Well, how is Rise after all these years?Monster Hunter thread, thinking about this or going through all the TU of Wilds since I haven't touched it since launch
I feel the urge to start a new sunbreak character and be an HBG only chad.
>>736350907>Is there any shame in using the spiritbird mod?Ita basically the mark of a casual because you don't need the birds.
>>736314345If you're playing the older titles, then definitely play Freedom Unite, 3U, and 4U. Freedom Unite is the gen 2 version of P3rd, starring Tigrex and Nargacuga among the rest of the gen 1-2 monsters. 3U is also a gen 3 title like P3rd, but has a different village story and G rank.....but it also has underwater combat which you may not like. You may also play Freedom, the first Portable game, if you want to experience gen 1 being a mess, but still want the village story. When you're done, boot up 4U and appreciate how the series has evolved going into gen 4.You may have noticed I ignored Gen/GU. That's because you'll want to play it last. Think of the game as a Portable 4th that also wraps up the pre-Monster Hunter World saga. You'll be glad you did since you'll get to appreciate all the characters and references built up over the first ten years of the series.
>>736352113>Everyone gets hit, anon.Yes, and the game is balanced around basic stats without spiribirds in mind. They are bonus stats and by no means mandatory, without even getting into how you can just slot one skill to ignore the mechanic and still get the benefits.
>>736352269I've never tried out any of the bowguns but recently I've been thinking of finally trying them out.
This is a great remake. 1:1 faithful to the original to the last bit with newer graphics and QoLs but WHY THE FUCK DID THEY USE Unreal Garbage 5 over FOX Engine?Fox Engine was perfect and runs on everything.Unreal Garbage has tons of performance issues, and every game built on it runs like poop.is Epic begging devs to use that crapware?
>>736351949>1:1 faithful to the originalapril fools is over, anon.
>>736352490name one thing that is removed or completely changed
>>736352526Eva's nipples in xray viewer.Metal Gear Online removedOcelot's face completely fucked up.AnimationsBallistics.
>>736352594>Metal Gear Online removedit wasn't in the OG MGS3 release. it was in the subsistence version.Delta has a new FOX Hunt online mode, however.>pervert complainsnothing burger then. get married and play with real boobs, loser
>>736351949Volgin looks like Bryan Fury in this version
>Tyson Green is out as Destiny's Director>Portal is gone, a reworked director is back>Game is functionally getting its last major update with The Age of Tomorrow, an Age of Triumph for D2>Next two expansions soft cancelled and being worked into Destiny 3 which is 100% happening>The focus will be on 3 dying and binding the nine, the dredgen stuff from Renegades is being memory holed as the star wars cross over stuff drove away a unexpectedly massive portion of the remaining userbase who when surveyed stated it was "invasive" using terms like "fortnite slop">Several key figures have been pulled off Marathon to get this last hurrah update out and they are sticking around for Destiny 3's production>Marathon is chugging along with its s1/s2 plans but s3 has been scrapped in favour of a pve roguelite mode using the systems from Episode Heresy.>Sony is pissed but is just putting more SIE leadership in key roles they aren't giving up on Bungie after putting all that money into them.>Marathan had a budget of 370 million dollars and their lowball target was 6 million copies in its launch quarter.
>>736350641>Portalwhat?
Will Bungie ever make a fun single-player FPS again?Bringing Marathon back from the dead only to make it live-service sloppa was pure evil and rape.
>>736350821hahaha l;ets just say, my peanuts
>>736352404No those days are gone, Destiny ran off all the single player dev talent, they are strictly a GAAS factory now
>>736350641no news about an Oni remake/remaster/sequel?
Cath
>>736351097>>736351556Roy's concubine.
>>736351564she honestly had more chemistry with Roy than some of his harem
>>736351696Me on the right
>>736350039If you want to survive an wta spell like that then you must be equal level with the Shadow and use an HP level 7 weapon, this should give you the hp to live the hit and heal up.
>>736350039Almost forgot, high rank is filled with whales and tryhards, try to play during dead hours to get bots so you can gain some rank. Do note that high rank bots do use player data to make bots, even from the whales but the bots are dumb as fuck so it should be easy to win anyways.
What was the last time you played a game that actually felt unique?I think for me it was Pikmin, I didn't really know what to expect going in but I remember being really surprised at how new the experience felt.It didn't feel like any other game at the time and not like I was just settling in another version of something I already played before but like actually learning something new for the first time.
>>736350149sounds like what Baten Kaitos did where technically you're playing as a spirit following the main character but it doesn't really affect anything outside 1 or 2 scenes.
>>736339887>no one posted Mischief Makers yetno one here knows ballshake shake
>>736339887More sixth gen kino, a mosquito simulator on ps2.And there are hot almost naked japanese babes in it too.
>>736350789my man
>>736339887Black and white probably, it was my first god simulator.
Alright /v/ it's Saturday. It's the weekend. That means there's NO EXCUSES as to why you're not working in your game. So, this is your progress check for the weekend. Post your>Struggles >Needs>Plans>Memes and drop your most recent webm.
>>736351970Yeah I think I want to fuck her.
I am once again asking indie devs, particularly making devlogs to stop quitting your job, selling your house, taking out a loan or anything of the sort to work on your indie game full time while marketing it to indie devs and not players.Diesel Knights did it right.Work on it part time, if it takes a year or two then who cares? Then when you have a playable demo, build up momentum of player excitement and start a Kickstarter to fund full time development.
>>736352235>thinking I had a job to begin with
I hate debugging.I've got a component based system for combat/damage detection, and my hurtboxes detect damage properly, but it doesn't appear the damage is correctly being sent to the paired health component properly, and I can't figure out why that is....
Finished getting all Steam stuff working (achievements, input API, cloud saves, etc). Feels nice to play with my deck.Going to spend a few hours this weekend on additional BG sprite work. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
>He has TTV in his gamer tag
D-I-0336-7A STATE-OF-ART PRAMATA
>>736339768>anon wants to simulate someone slapping their dick on his back
>>736346061angry Diana
>>736300361>hits the screen and not the top of itFake 90s nostalgia.
>>736350771Hmm, Sir? TV too beeg, Diana-chan no reach :(
I never hear a single person talk about this game. Is it that forgettable?
>>736352070I have played it400 hours of it, orignal, IZJS, and ZAoh noes, I gotta spend 2 minutes doing the Basch fon Ronsenburg minigame, grrr this game is so tedious!
>>736335754>Basch was in love with Ashe>Ashe is in love with... LarsaWhat the actual fuck?
>>736352145>400 hours of slowly walking around giant offline mmo maps with slow ass combat that plays itselfim sorry about your autism
>>736346995>>736345474Play the fucking sequel
>>736352427>Slow combat>It's literally faster than normal ATB FF combat>Every map is tightly designed so they dont waste your time with empty spaceAre you fucking retarded or something?
Asking people who played the original Resident Evil trilogy for the first time. What do you think about them?
1: i prefer the hd version2: i don’t think it should directly be compared to the remake because they’re way too different, but i liked it more than 1 classic3: this one i can compare it because it’s way better than the fucking shit remake
>>736341237Out of the original 3 I found 1, Resident Evil 1996 one of the best games of the franchiseBut 2 and 3 felt like a clunky boring slogYes 2 and 3 have better gameplay but its like they are trying too much for their timeI also hate FF6 but love 3-4-5.I hate when games try doing too much for what they can handle.
>>736341237>1didn't play it. only the hd remaster and I liked it. managing your inventory was painful though>2 it had such a charming soundtrack and atmosphere. one of the best games I've ever played for sure but it was braindead easy>3 it was re2 with steroids this game is actually so hard if you don't know how enemies AI works or if you don't know what items you are missing in the first half of the game. re2 had better atmosphere but I prefer re3 way more only because of how challenging it was
>>736351738There's a big one in the catacombs too.
>jillkino barry lines>chriscutie rebeccaalways the worst struggle i have when doing another runalso zoomies: if you buy on steam, atleast apply the RE Enhance mods and rename the exe files so steam launches it with classic rebirth and hd textures, the best way to play on pc, and u dont deal with the faggy DRM.
>Uh.....
Never forget what they took from you
Famous coding saying: 80% of the work is done in 20% of the time, 20% of the work is done in 80% of the time. It's actually correct from my experience.
>>736347850This shit series has overstayed its welcome for what feels like a decade.
>>736349287It was cancelled way before it aired. Beyond what's mentioned on the OP it was also in development for 7 years
>>736347850Nobody was going to play this crap. Let's be real. Live service games on 1 console are not going to do big numbers.
>>736347850>Never forget what they took from youLooks like they saved themselves from becoming concord 4 and a public humiliation which would have destroyed what's left of naughty dog's reputation. Good on them for not being fully retarded like that.Still, that new game with the bald ugly mystery meat woman looks terrible.
Why can every gamedev easily translate their games to multiple lenguages but him not?
>>736327951Because woke is more like a debuff rather than an instant no. I.e. excellent game that is also woke = still a good game. Meanwhile meh game that is also woke = bad game.
>>736343660Toby being a weeb really makes the latinx mad, huh.
>translating your game to as many languages as possible and entrusting the translation process to professionals so that people from all over the world can understand it, even if your vision might be slightly compromisedThis is okay.>prioritizing your vision by only translating it to languages that you understand so you can supervise the entire translation process to ensure it is exactly to your likingThis is also okay.
>>736327907Because the localizations on the huggy wuggy game aren't actually localizations, they're automated google translations that mostly don't make any sense
Toby "Woke Lolicon" Fox.
Powerful
>>736352298>Oh yeah? Where's the hardware?keep up dip shit, they've been making multiple updates to prepare for their releases. I still don't understand how /v/ doesn't understand how Valve works. Are your faggots seriously ESL third worlders? This would explain the IQ drop here.
>>736352390>I still don't understand how /v/ doesn't understand how Valve worksEveryone knows how they "work." That's why everyone posts morbid obese gaben with text "do nothing WIN" like delusional retards. They fucking worship that fatso and they wish they were him.
>>736338175I can already watch movies on the go on my phone. They are photorealistic even without upscaling and RT.
>>736351346eop...
>>736338175okay so, the "alledged" rumor is that we'll have two ps6 versions xbox-retard style, but one is portable?or sony is straight up copying the switch with a hybrid style console?
Its dive season and I'm diving Sue Storms backline.
Has any NY superhero ever tried to bring in Frank for his killing of criminals/gangsters?Or do they just ignore it
https://aiptcomics.com/2026/03/26/stormbreakers-what-if-covers/
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>>736352623>>736352503
>>736352646i need you, Carol!
>>736344539Millions agree
>>736352435OK, finally an real explanation, ty anon
>>736352435>Tifa based on a sexy hentai characterBased>Trannies seething since '93Even more based
>>736352426It's that >>736352435 is a psychopath who is genuinely in love with Aerith or thinks he (because he is definitely male) is Aerith, and he thinks that people actually give a shit what Tifa's inspiration is.To >>736352435:Tifa's hot. She wins. Nobody cares about the shit you spam endlessly. Aerith is dead.
>>736345645>>736345840Yawn. Reposted and debunked by a simple context copypasta. Inb4 reposted bait Clearly you don’t understand why these lines are saying and why they were cut.The guy is introducing Tifa as the new girl, which she is at the scene. Since she’s undercover to infiltrate Conreo.She has made a name for herself in sector 7 because she was famous for her bar, and other scenes from the cut content even only how every guy in sector 7 goes to the bar to hit on her and always fail.They are waiting for her to come back because they want to sleep with her, but she was immediately sent to Corneo.This scene is just a more raunchier version of what eventually made it into the final game and was only cut to shorten time. It was not implying she was a prostitute prior signing up with the honey bee
