It always feels like video games as a medium never reaches it's full potential or even close all there is is slop to shut your mouth and be happy with.
>>729339218or jewish enough
>>729339237I don't remember Saria being in MGS1
>>729339289Some game directors try to overjew pretty hard, hopping they will fool anyone
>>729339237That's fine defend the aids killing you I really don't care. I am your uncle and you're a braindead zoomer.
>>729338940explain Pikmin 4's existence then
okay, it's been 4 yearswhere are the high quality AI games techbros kept promising?
>>729325694it was a scam LLMs did nothing but make shit more expensive
>>729326018back in my day 4 years was enough to watch a series go from being 2d sprites on a plain background to fully-rendered worlds governed by physics, and that was without the entire venture capital complex shoveling billions down your gullet.
>>729338207>LavenderTowneThese stupid bitches like LavenderTowne and Pikat really ruined the anti-AI side with their retardation and now things are just worse instead of being just bad. Women making everything worse as usual.
Can AI code undetectable cheats so i can ruin peoples online games?
>>729334808not a gem but it can make shitposts
DDR shortage has been solved!
>>729338124Goymerica tells all its vassals it's illegal to trade in high tech with Chinese companies because they're antisemitic.So they have to invent the entire thing from scratch, including the machines that make circuits, the machines to make machines to make circuits, the materials to make the machines etc.
>>729338660But Trump is doing that too?>staple green cards to diplomas>would rather import indians than train unemployed Americans to do high skilled laborHe's a traitor to America
>>729332235Are we seriously in the era of the prebuilt? After I sat on my fucking hands through August and September thinking of parts, losing that free spending money on an apartment move before I could buy anything, and waiting until the end of the holidays to act?
>buy ram to construct ramfucking genius, two more weeks until decisive vitory
>>729334257Honestly, I am not sure who's behind this plot, chinese were tricked by cryptoinsanity like nobody else
Look at him.
>>729325404Why is he the title character when he has been completely irrelevant to the modern story? Why is it still called "Five Nights" when Security Breach and Mimic only had one night?
>>729328925that's a siIvagunner moment
>>729336454Freddy's is the name of the location that (almost) every game takes place in>Why is it still called "Five Nights" when Security Breach and Mimic only had one night?Branding.
>>729332705i dont think bonnie is a chick
>>729334924candy's is weird in that it ended up being too normal for it's own goodlike the games aside from 2 really were solid and nothing really shitty or crazy and it's kinda forgotten for it unfortunatelydoesn't help that 4's been on the way for so fucking long
How are you enjoying 3.0? Did you get your gyaru?
>>729337552bot awardbot gamebot thread
>>729337552Award winning game
>>729317990I uninstalled me months agoDon't miss it in the slightest
>>729338052This kek
>>729337552>/v/ is the entirety of the gaming community.
Merry Christmas (Eve) /v/https://rentry.org/Santanon2025Santa's back for at least another year to deliver on vidya goodness.>What is this?Every year, I round up links to a bunch of new and old romhacks, freeware, mods, and much more straight from their sources (so no need to worry about malware, needing an account, sifting through a billion sites or joining a discord) then manually compile them into an easily viewable document as my way of giving each year. In a sense you can think of it like reliving looking through Christmas catalogs except you can actually play everything you see in it, and it's usable year around. >Can I contribute?You can dump whatever you have, no major restrictions aside that it has to be vidya related and from the source or a reliable mirror. Helping out anons with recommendations for stuff inside and outside the document and spreading the christmas cheer are both highly encouraged even if you have no intentions of it being added. This year unlike other years, I will be available all day on both days, so I'll be able to manage the thread and document even well into the evening. This year I am especially looking for archives to old stuff, so if you have any, I implore you share with the thread.>What's Santa got in store this year?it was a little tougher finding things in a few categories, but this year's catalog is more Japanese oriented than usual partly due to so many translations releasing, and you'll see what I mean. But I also wanted to honor some old culture, so I focused on finding fixes for older PC games, archives to flash content, obscure Japanese games on Internet Archive and so much more. It felt very important for me this year for a good amount of reasons..Let's make this another good Christmas and spread some holiday cheer.
>>729336264You make me warm in my heart santa anon. The realest guy around. Love you bro.
OP's got Jingle Balls of SteelThanks!
>>729337104>>729337627Thank you both.Glad I've been able to brighten peoples' christmases for as long as I have.Think I'll do at least another bump or two of my own after this post before packing up. Though even after I do, any submissions will still be added as long as the thread is alive.
>>729231916>ShanghaiEXE randomizerWhat the fuck, how did I miss that? Was there a /jp/ thread?
It seems the blackmoon prophecy page you have was taken down and replaced with a remakehttps://uprc.itch.io/blackmoon-prophecy-remake
Do you agree with Jonathan Blow that Elden Ring and Breath of the Wild are pinnacles of bad modern design and developers would be better served focusing on smaller-scale puzzle-oriented games that harness the full power of the medium?
>>729326883Why would anyone listen to the guy that designed The Witness?
>>729326883>Do you agree with Jonathan Blow that Elden Ring and Breath of the Wild are pinnacles of bad modern design and developers would be better served focusing on smaller-scale Yes like actual Souls games instead of open world slop. I sincerely hopes From never makes another open world game, and not because I hate Elden Ring, but if you have any actual critical analysis skills for videogames you know what I mean.>puzzle-oriented games that harness the full power of the medium?No that's just puzzle game fans autism.
>>729335972>I sincerely hopes From never makes another open world gameGot bad news for you buddyER is their most successful game yet. The fucking DLC got nominated for GOTY, for Christ's sake.They're never going back.
>>729326883i think puzzles are lame and gay too, puzzles have no replay value and are all about revealing obfuscation rather than legitimate problem solvingthe best games are about reacting quickly to things and changing your plans accordingly to achieve the best outcome
>>729338562>a game needs to be replayable to be goodLow iq take
You didn't beat the game.
>>729339530duh horse auctions are a big business after all.
>>729339339We all do
>>729339041I don't think they used the l'arc soundtrack, could be wrong.>>729339305Right handed, fall, heavy rain. Make sure you win, you will never get another chance.
>>729339837how long is it? this is very important for its kino rating
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>729339546The ergonomics and button placement? Idk, Smash really started to develop with Melee so I think that's why.
>>729339230prime fucking sucks. only fzero peaked on this shitty console smeleesnoys need not reply
>>729337884Reminder that they didn't even want to add a D pad "early prototypes show the start button where the D pad is" they added it because a bunch of autistics complained about breaking tradition or whatever.
>>729339681that sounds important if you gonna hold it for thousands of hours
>>729336031Nintendo are always shit at making peripherals.
Ms. Eisner brought you something.
>>729338867quit pretending kid. Previous titles have super bland generic stories. A real fan will acknowledge this.
somebody make ivy + camilla thread. this thread is just tranny talk
>>729339227>>>/e/
>>729339227>>>/trash/
>>729339227Make it a preggo emblem thread and itll be blessed
>MIT graduate with a PhD in physics>Hired just to push carts around Why???
>>729335273postdocs do be like dat
>>729335273It's easier to teach a MIT graduate physicist basic exotic materials handling than it is to teach a guy who moves the shopping carts at walmart theoretical physics.
>>729337029There's nothing harder than making phd level experts do manual labor.
I'm just a lowly engineer, but a lot of companies take highly trained STEM professionals and force them to do bullshit like move equipment, clean up labs, cut POs, schedule meetings, write reports nobody will read, and much more non-technical bullshit.
>>729335273He was in the barrel that day.
>Christmas presents when you are young>toys and videogames>Christmas presents when you are a teen/adult>nothing at all or clothesThis is why you have children, break the cycle, make your children happy through the power of videogames
>>729335225>>729335147>>729317926I can buy my own socks, deadbeats.
>>729302248>Fine. Good, even.i sure enjoy ugly shirts i'll never use.
>>729321503This. Do some research into the ingredients so you can explain why it's better than discount soap after they open it, and I'd appreciate it every time.
>>729302017Every Christmas my aunt would get me a pair of socks. Every. Damn. Christmas.
>>729335024Based. I got awesome surprise gifts this Christmas so I'm not complaining but aside from rare exceptions, "surprise gifts" end up being a burden and people really seem to struggle to understand that. Maybe their closet is already stuffed to the point where it's hard to take things in and out and more clothes add to that mess. Maybe you shouldn't give someone a hat if you never see them wearing them. If they outright tell you that they're in the process of decluttering or that they're space is really small, they're not being humble, they're asking you to respect their boundaries. Making mindless consumerism into a holiday tradition is one of the greatest successfully pulled-off psyops in American history.
ITT: we celebrate Christmas by posting our favorite vidya brown girls (bonus points if they wear Christmas-themed outfits)
>>729339376got an online folder?
>>729338563Yoruichi has done irreparable damage to my taste in women.
You guys think you want a chocolate gf, but trust me as someone that had one, you don't.
>>729339602she had such an impact with all those arts as a cat woman
>>729316936She's from a VN but I don't care. Muramasa is my favourite choccy hottie.
Why does this character look like a dude but sound like a chick?
>>729339096i care, i truly doit's why i don't play this trash and never will
Dear Santa, Give me workshop beta. Sincerely, Timmy
>>729339235soon™they added this emote, devs have access to the tutorial workshop character icon, and the closed beta was supposed to start this month
>>729338886Ants are also known to have very thin bodies, fat rears, and six limbs.
>>729339026>>729339453>Some worker ants(soldier ants) are larger and posses physical traits good for fighting
well, we are nearing the end of the year.What was the best and worst games you played this year?For they were>BestDestroy all humans 2SilksongSonic all stars racing transformedSteam world dig (1 and 2) and heistSpongebob BFBBNo straight roadsDeadlockDisco Elysium>WorstComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729337496Worst game: Hollow Knight SilksongBest game: NightDirge
>BestIndy and the great circle (personal goty)Bf6NFS heatDeadlockMercenaries 1NFS mw 2005GTA iv tbogt RematchKcd2The godfather >WorstGTA iv (replay. Great world but got bored with story)BlackComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Elden Ring is a flawless ma-
>>729338881>unlockingYou did not beat the boss.
>>729339331If this is the same guy it always is, he just really can't get over the fact that he can't beat her on his own or without cheesing. It's literally consumed him, he's a blood starved beast. A hollow. A demon. He'll stalk these halls forever, repeating the tale of his defeat with no hope of ever overcoming it because he couldn't bring himself to try harder. Poor dark little soul.
>>729339425yeah unless your mid rolling>>729339429i did at first but running a dual strength build i ran out of stamina and she dodged my spiked club to poke me to death.then she just broke out of stun and we kept trading hits until i just 2 handed the mace
Just do this.
>>729338673Challenge? You can just run away, like with most threats in this series. The real challenge is for the fight to play out without her entity states bugging out, and it's a challenge that From's programming fails most of the time.
>Players have about 1 max level character.>Out of 13.>"Leveling is good, guys."
>>729339287>Game makes you start an entirely new character and go through hundreds of hours of cutscenes and """quests""" per class you want to play.Yeah no shit>Game lets you play all classes on one character, letting you just level them normally however you like after you've done their dogshit story at least onceI max every class.
>>729339585>Game lets you play all classes on one characterSounds like a shit game
>>729339673Well you're correct technically for both of them, but not for that reason.
schizo bot thread
>WoW is the only MMO I know>And I'll make this thread every single dayGo play fucking video games before you post.
Merry Christmas /v/
What vidya should I buy my bf on Steam for Christmas? His wishlist is empty. Please help.
>>729335078She's been meaning to grow them like she's been meaning to grow up
>>729327520You have to appeal to the male fantasy. I will give you a small list of male fantasies to think about based on my daydreams>war fantasy>last stand fantasy>genocidal fantasy>religious fantasy>rome fantasy>vengeful fantasy>success fantasy>survivalist fantasy>harem fantasy>lovey dovey fantasy>goonmaxxing fantasy>competence fantasy>renaissance man fantasy
>>729335534No, but talking about his likes to hundreds of strangers isI bet even he doesn't know that she's talking about their relationship and asking strangers what to get him as a gift, here on 4chan
>>729328513>You really don't think before you typeYou definitely type like a woman so I believe you
>>729339630what's the difference between asking based on his interests here and asking strangers at target or something
let's have us a festive filename thread
>>729339409>so help me, samWalmart deifies the founder all the time, this shit is pretty onbrand for them.
>>729333782Just replayed after a long time and got all the achievements (except for the dawnstar DLC.) Amazing game.
>>729339201kek
