>average souls pro>download AC6 cause made by epic fromsoft, bet I will no damage parry these bosses too>inb4 no i-frames>after 30 retries get past the tutorial>first proper boss>uh ohhhnegative review, too hard, nerf this aahhhh miyazaki what are you doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPDeOd_VhYUonly way to beat was use the broken combo, bubble to deplete shield and get really fast stance break with the OP shotguns on both hands literally any normal basic setup it was impossible to no damagehonestly 99% of players played this game with OP and most bosses did get returned and basically nerfed spider was insanely tanky pre-nerfbalteus missiles homed insane well most other bosses did more damage in general like ibis cel
new to any fromsoft gamewhich would be the hardest?>lady butterfly >balteus >iudex gundyrelden ring has none as it is open world
>>736196728For me it was Gundyr, but I hated how DS3 felt.
>>736196802>For me it was Gundyr
>>736195935game was good. It got a little too easy too quickly though
Look how they massacred my girl
>>736195598Frankly everyone is ugly in the Mario movies. Even Mario. They had Perfect Mario™ figured out decades ago, I don't see how it's possible
>>736195598WHAT THE FUCKwhy isn't she a dark-skinned tomboy with freckles, gap-tooth and exposed midriff with abs???
>>736195598The problem is the head is too big
So is she like Hispanic or something?
>>736196007illumination is just low-budget dreamworks
It's fucking over
https://minerva-archive.org/
>>736196828enjoy your chinese malware
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736196080>Flaccid furry cock bouncing on human cockone of the hottest fucking things I wish makemon where real
null bulge frotting
Is there at least one way to extract the text to play the game with a shitty MTL translation? I am starting to lose hope that someone is going to translate this game.
how I think anon's tdms would react to being offered hot chocolate:>>736195458>>736194001these guys are 'too cool' for hot chocolate, and don't drink it>>736194460>>736195134also think they're 'too cool' for this kind of thing but drinks it when they think nobody's looking>>736195174drinks it, says 'thank you' very politely>>736194926drinks it and doesn't say 'thank you'Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736192490Kupyadel cute...
That's it?That's the April Fool's Joke??THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP ANIME CHARACTERS!!
>>736193836Except you don't. You can just type anything and it will go away so you can use the real CAPTCHA
Was there even Jack Garland from Jack Garland's game?
>>736184169Rapeape is from reddit?
>>736184557Boards were removed based on traffic, dead boards died first
>>736196079It wasn't based on traffic. If that was the case everyone would've ended up on /vg/.
How did they make the game so perfect?There is practically nothing I would remove or add to it. Its a complete experience.
>>736186649Corrupted Monk>>736186782The Ape made me seethe uncontrollably.
>>736196202>a consolebab getting into dickmeasuring contests over graphics qualitythanks for the laugh
>>736196467That makes no sense. You're still only seeing details in the game when you're close enough.>>736196692Never did that, I did the opposite, retard. I said graphic fidelity is not important, art direction is.Am I stalked by retards?
>>736196467> You keep trying to mix real life with video games where it doesn't applyThat’s what you’re doing. The aesthetic quality of something you were never near to look at is irrelevant in a game but not in real life. If a far away texture is only but you can’t tell then it’s not taking from the art direction.
>>736196916*is ugly*
Like I know it still happens but people seem much more aware of it now
>>736195814Do people still say a/s/l
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
>>736185891>OH DAISY, MY GOOD FRIEND WHO HELPS ME OUT WHENEVER YOU CAN
>>736196457They should make Wario the next villian
how long does it take for a camrip of something like this to pop up? I sure as shit ain't paying to see this garbage, but streaming it with friends to make fun of it might be fun
>>736185532Wario versus Mario for the 3rd movie, similar to Mecha Godzilla versus Godzilla
>>736196621it's already out
When I pause The Witcher 3 on the save/options/etc. menu it makes my computer heat up like crazy and my fans go wild, but when I pause on the like map screen or inventory it doesn't do that. I just think that's weird.
>>736194758the witcher 3 is a shitty game
>>736194758i hate crafting systems so much its unreal
too many brown ppl in gamesboth the games and the industry
>>736195414This. It creates a great sense of continuity that I love.
>>736194758I don't know why indie devs still use fixed camera angles and tank controls. These only existed because of tech limitations back then. It wasn't a design a choice and it's not good. Is clunky and slow. Look at this crap and tell me it looks fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnzlMVekpzEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSrkXHQLFE
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736159340Is this retaliation for Nintendo suing the Trump administration because they claimed the tariffs hurt the sales of the Switch 2?
>>736196453Dunno.Think they saw the lightning in a bottle moment and wanted to try and capitalize on that, but they were too slow.
>>736159574>third worldwhy would americans badmouth themselves?oh wait, they do it all the time
>ctrl+f eric>only 11 responsesthe tendie is losing his will to fight
>>736183103Calm down, there's already a mod for thathttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76018444/#76043305
>The game has now lost over 60% of their players in less than one month>Endgame content failed to hook players>No new content for at least 5 monthsOh no no no Marabros… not like this…
>>736196634>Source: bungie will keep making the same mistakes just give them timeYour reminder these fuckers purposely put the most predatory microtransaction prices possible so people would notice, then they would change it to get good boy points from shills
>>736179542this so much this. ya'll need to leave. 4chan and v are for decent human beings, lgbtqiaa+ folk and allies.
>>736194838>>736196574you guys have NO idea how deep and dark the troon cope runs for this game, if Marathon implodes we will score a massive win as normal fucking gamers
>>736196723Troll tips like that make 10% of his income. You have zero idea about the actual madness that goes on in the brain of his actual paypigs. Like i said you stopped watching before you got to the interesting bits. DSP is the crimson desert of autism.
>>736196309any posts related to maratroon get deleted, and they're trying very hard to force that successful games like crimson desert are "secretly woke", just a regular day at the redditroon asylum
I'm putting together a team
>>736191895>first bond scene with blatant footfag pandering>it's from the girl whos legs don't workWhat did they mean by this?
>>736196753Her legs workShe's just too weak to walk
>>736193742R1999's girl Noire is a notorious bitch inspired by movie directors who went too far.She embellishes her own plot to the reader.
>>736191895wheelchair girls are my favorite
>>736196882If she had to film a sex scene, would she fuck someone or be a voyeur?
That Switch 2? SheeitCome on now..
>>736195480Best chadwarden ytp?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzQJ3ua3KyI
Switch 2? Yeah, switch to my playstation 5
>short, flat girl>but wide hips and huge thighsThere should be more characters like this in vidya
>>736194081Shut up paki
New cunny
Peak female form.
>>736196772I will now play y->genshinnvm
Let's talk about strategy rpgs. I just finished chapter 1 of Unicorn Overlord and I'm having fun. After putting the game on expert difficulty, it doesn't feel like I'm fighting an army of tards anymore. If you choose to play this game, you want to play it on hard or the max difficulty. Normal is just way too easy. Yahna is best girl.Also, the story was a little better than I initially thought. The plot is pretty generic, but I wasn't expecting Renault's depression arc of redemption where he larps as a different knight.There's really nothing truly wrong with it. I am sad, because similar to Fire Emblem and RPGs with huge casts, it's a shame that not everybody gets to interact with everyone in the supports. Of course, it would be insane if a developer was able to achieve that. It's just that I think it would have been funny if a country bumpkin like Rolf got to interact with a princess like Virginia. I like to pretend that Auch gets amazon positioned every night by Berenice because that would be funny.I thought about buying the monarch edition.
is uo really based on ogre battle? the original game and the n64 one are some of the most underrated srpgs.
>>736195969I don't know if Vanillaware said anywhere that UO is explicitly inspired by Ogre Battle, but it does play like a modern version. The best change is that UO doesn't have alignment.
>>736191290>There's really nothing truly wrong with it.It's basically unfinished. The last 2 zones feel incomplete compared to the 2 previous ones. The extra difficulty that unlocks is barely more difficult. None of the squads you fight ever have full gear. The last mission gives you units that you can't use on anything. There's no New Game+ equivalent. It just needed more funding, but the main dev had to fund the end of its development out of his own pocket. Also Rosalinde best girl.
>>736191290>Auto-battler for retarded gacha audience>StrategyKek lmao
isn't unicorn overlord too ez?
Mini bros were you at?
>>736163792The fuck is wrong with Romanians? I randomly met a qt Romanian girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as me back in the day.
>>736196519All that Dragostea Din Tei stuff really sucked them into the internet didn't it?
>>736196519>girl who used to shit up /hlg/ at the same time as mei don't know what /hlg/ is but if this is true you FUMBLED by not getting her number btw
>>736196591>tfw you will never be able to go back to those interweb days
>>736196687I'm really going to miss /f/. It was probably one of the only boards that i could get hit with some major nostalgia on.
Play Morrowind Now
>>736192274Pick it up then idiot.
>>736196618>walk up to an enemy>stand still and do nothing but mash the attack buttonCan you actually beat Skyrim playing like this?
>>736195450I dunno how you figure that, I certainly wouldn't play through Daggerfall's main quest a second time but its story was pretty good. It's just that the main quest dungeons were sadistic cock 'n ball torture.If some truly autistic madlad gets a kick out of hunting down all the Daedric artifacts in the game, then who are you or I to deprive him of such a thing?
>>736196438>I can't imagine ever ignoring strength without getting completely fucked with carry weightIf you can tame your loot goblin instincts it's doable, especially if you spec into lightweight armor. That's basically the main reason the armor categories exist in morrowind, how much inventory weight do you wanna dedicate to your armor? Also items you drop on the ground don't despawn, so feel free to store shit wherever, you can live the vagrant lifestlye or set up a house.>you're heavily encouraged to spam as many endurance points for the first five levelsKinda true but you can get through the game without leveling endurance much if you're playing a non-fighter build, it's nice to have but not essential. The lady birthsign can also basically handle it for you since it gives you a 25 point boost to your starting endurance and personality.>it's rough to get spells to function without both int and wisIf you make a character with a high magica multiplier you can get away with pretty low int, but yeah you'll generally need both.
>>736190331
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
>>736195375>Spider-Man on the enemy team.>Keeps trying to combo and succeeding but I just ignore it with some movement mechanic and he can never succeed.Lords who main him are utter cancer though, impossible to deal with. Your entire backline is guaranteed to be on respawn timers no matter what the tanks and DPS do.
>>736196339Crazy how much better she looks here than in MR.Makes me sad that ArcSys has really shit the bed lately.
>>736196339rivals has better "cool" designsthis has better cute/pretty designs
>>736195375Is it me or does an enemy Spider-Man often seem to fixate on one player (usually me)? Like to the detriment of their team, all they do is follow one enemy around the map attacking them over and over.
>>736196851I think Magik's default in MR is not that good looking. Her hair frames her face in such a poor way.This skin is WAY better and this hair style should have been the default.
>completely kills all open world, sandbox crime gamesI cannot think of a huge video game franchise that has no competitor. In the 2000s and early 2010s, you had some games trying to compete and they all failed, True Crime, Sleeping Dogs, Just Cause, Watch Dogs etc. You have:>COD and Battlefield>Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat>Gran Turismo and Forza>Counter Strike and ValorantCountless of Hero Shooters, Battle Royale, Extraction Shooter competitors, but there are no open world crime games like GTA anymore. It's a fucking disaster as a fan of these games. GTA is a curse. You have to wait 15 years for the next game.
>>736195379as this anon said>>736195379They've strayed so far from the original one. Its exactly like other open world fighting games now. I have no idea why they don't make small games inbetween thats a lot more similar to the first two games, where its just pure stealth and assassinations.
>>736194965Cyberpunk showed me what I want GTA6 to surpass, the bar is set.
>>736194965Sims
>>736196478Cyberpunk is a different game. Cyberpunk is an "RPG" game with an open world. It's not an open world sandbox like GTA. It has none of the reactivity, the physics, the technical quality that is associated with the GTA games. Jesus Christ, GTA SAN ANDREAS from 2004 has a better wanted system compared to Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk is a soulless husk of a game.
>>736194965The True Crime/Sleeping Dogs series made R* seethe. They put billboards in all their games trying to shit on them.
Xbox would have won if they convinced Valve to make Left 4 Dead 3 and had it be a Series X launch exclusive. end of story
>>736196796yeah and it should've had a card system and no versus mode
>>736196796I still hold on to hope that L4D3 might get made one day. Source 2 physics and gore would make it amazing. But maybe S&box indie publishing will let some powerful team of autists fulfill the prophecy
Zoe my beloved...seriously though why is valve allergic to the number 3
