Why does the Switch have a touch screen again? Do any games even use it?
I'm always surprised when I find games have touch controls. Like OMORI for whatever reason can be beaten using the touch screen
>>729113789Screens of this size are far more likely to be touch screens than standard screens. Think of how many devices are touch enabled. Phones, tablets, tablets glued to refrigerator doors, car infotainment systems. I doubt it has any bearing on the cost whatsoever. Also.
>>729118732It's not 2004 anymore.
I don't mind that it is there but I'm glad that developers didn't try and use it in games that don't need it like they did back in the DS era. Same with motion controls, the Donkey Kong game on the Wii forced you to shake the Wiimote to roll and had no support for standard controllers.
>>729121142I'm fine with devs doing it during the DS era because it was new tech and they wanted to experiment which led to some games that are still pretty unique to this day. I'm just glad we got over it by the 3DS era.
In 10 years' time, will the collective dickriding of this game (and its total sweep of the Game Awards) be looked back on as farcical and embarrassing?
>>729111527Name a single game that lives up to your standards.
>>729120931ffta
>superior gameplay >not pretentious >cheaperThe only thing funnier than how much better Silksong is than Colonization 33 is how retarded gamejornos are
>>729121047Final Fantasy Tactics is praised as mature, but its complexity is mostly an illusion. Its convoluted jobs, hidden formulas, and opaque systems reward patience over strategy. Narratively, the game mistakes political vocabulary for political thought. Class struggle, religious manipulation, and dynastic conflict are gestured at relentlessly, yet never allowed to mature beyond grim tableau. Characters speak in solemn declarations, tragedy is inevitable, and suffering substitutes for insight. Its acclaim reflects a critical environment that equates difficulty, obscurity, and solemnity with depth, rather than true engagement. The game is influential and competent, but its reputation shows how surface sophistication often masks a lack of substantive thought.
>>729111527Thank you chatgpt
Who was the better choice, Frampt or Kaathe? Who is depicted in the Lothric statues and Ringed City statues?
>>729092032It borrows a lot from dark souls, that's for sure. If you say the painted world and videogames only Dark Souls came to mind, now there's 2 of those. I think E33 is over glazed and over hated at the same time. It doesn't help that Frenchfags can't stop huffing their own farts. But the game is good, great even
>>729120812All the good stuff is in the first 2 acts of the game, after the axons it goes into freefall. E33 is clearly just used by discord groups to shitpost this place to death. They will move on to other games after this.
>>729120812I thought it was the usual euro shills but now I'm noticing that Discordfags hype them up against other games to frame real E33 as insufferable. They have done it to so many other games before including ER.
I hate that theres no third ending in the original DaS. You get gaslit by two hideously ugly monstrous snakes into either linking the fire and continuing one cycle of tyranny and oppression or becoming the dark lord, and continuing a completely new cycle of tyranny and oppression, but this time theres 12 other snakes to "serve" you. Yeah like the clearly evil and duplicitous snakes with more moral ambiguity than Cthllu are going to help you out with no issues.
>>729097659There is no chosen undead. Gwynevere is an automatic message that plays for any undead that gets that far, in the hopes you will link the flame somehow. You weren't chosen at all. By DS3 they are even bringing back everyone that tried and failed to link the flame out of desperation.
>>729121463AI sloppa
>>729121463Bethesda could NEVER design a city that looks that big
>>729121463>you can now visit the same cave outpost for the 8th time (in a row)... AND SEE YOUR LASERS REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE!thank you but I will pass desu ne
>>729121463What were Bethesda thinking releasing a game like Starfield? Did they think they were too big to fail?
A Mexican cartel has kidnapped you, and the last character you've played as has to save you. How fucked are you?
>>729099541I'm probably fine
I'm fine lol.
>>729100939>>729121451Tag team with me and one Uber is enough to wipe out the entire cartel
>My level 10 mage on TurtlewowHe'll run out of mana after the first one dies. I'm pretty well fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9haMGB-E5o
IT: subtle video gaming tattoos
>>729105830Based and Dionysian spirit pilled
>>729094482
I have one of these, peak subtle.>t. work in a pawn shop so buy a lot of stolen shit
>>729117923cyberware n'est pas graffiti, it enhances the temple
>>729111681I thought they were Dishonored. Either way, he’s truly insufferable.
Don't look up deleted mp4s on the archive if you don't want to be put on a list.
>they're posting child porn in pragmata threadswhat a surprise
>>729120271If the thread is still active then you're probably fine if you accidentally view it or open it. But yeah, if it's in the archive I wouldn't open it. That makes it look like you're searching it voluntarily. You won't get v& just for opening it on a thread though, it's like people who used to spam it on twitter, it's not your fault.
>>729120271You're lucky I don't know how. Don't tell me that there's something I shouldn't be doing because that will make me want to do it.
Leaked Deltarune image from chapter 5!!!
>>729119742troon thread
>>729119832i hope suselle happens early on, because young love will always crash and burn. eventually, noelle and kris will realize that they need each other more when they are ready for a more mature love.>yep tooootally mature
>>729119742leaked deltarune image from chapter 5!!!!!!!
>>729119742This isn't the ferris wheel Kriselle date.
She was used up.You were used up.
Are you enjoying their DLC?
I bought the game based on your shilling, this had better be good.
>>729107318>>729109003Those mad men. They actually added the move.
>>729120807Cute girls. I havent seen such pretty girls before.
>>729117568I actually really like the long sleeve kits like neo Japan and IE2 Alpine.
WHY ARE THEY CALLING SOUL TOTEM, I DON'T FUCKING GET IT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THE NEED OF CHANGING IT?!
>Pokemon is so ugly that people are soifacing over a hypothetical Pokemon game that looks like it's on the N64
>>729117496>Pokémon Stadium: Adventure mode
>>729117496What are you talking about?That's just how the latest Pokemon games look.
>>729117496gamefreak could make this and make billions and get awards for bringing DA POKEMANZ TO 3D LIKE EVERYONE WANTED but they never will
>>729121494>mega heatran in the distance
Which one?
>>729119193>why is that a bad thing?Because it's ugly.>are you gay?No, I like pretty women with pretty, moderate/small tits.
>>729120060Calling big tits ugly sounds gay to me.
>>729118721Bianca all day every day
>>729117012This one, please.
>>729117012left
What are some good vidya for cannibal chads?
>>729118323>you're not hardwired to avoid disease because sometimes you have to expose yourself to itI fucking hate autists so much I swear to god
>>729117997that is because it is the only place with any population that does so for cultural reasons, without a big group of civilized people settling in and incentivizing not being disgusting cannibals.
>>729114776Eating people is Trans coded
If I was offered human meat right now and it came from an accident or a donor instead of murder then I would eat it immediately
>>729117087It's because of prion disease, your life is put on a timer once you get it since it starts turning your brain into effectively a useless mass of proteins.You could also get it if you eat meat from a cow with Mad Cow Disease, so you know, that's something to think about the next time you eat beef.
>Alright Anons, we asked 100 people on the board>"What's a game you believed made the industry worse as a whole?"
None other.
>>729120717What games were "inspired" by skyrim?
For this question to make sense, it should be rephrased as something like: "Which game made the AAA industry worse?" or "Which game made RPGs worse?", etc. Because the gaming universe is simply too vast for it to be truly affected by a single game. How would a mountain bike simulator or a incest hentai VN be affected by a AAA game or something like that?
>>729117646Skyrim
>>729117646oblivion
Who is it?
Pretty hard to choose, but I think I'll have some Rice.
>>729115271Slay the Spire so obviously the giant fucking whale
>>729115271ok
>The girl from Gunma KaiUh...
>Myles watching in the corner and giving helpful advice the entire time
You're not like this, are you?
>>729121523Celeste
>>729112757retarded jeet, do not redeem the thread
>>729120798>>729121158Anon, you're doing the closet homo projection technique. No one is convinced that you're not gay because you call everything you don't like woke or whatever. Don't let your transphobia blind you; the exceptions are what make the rule. 4chan oldfags were in fact a different breed of degenerate than modern troons.
>>729112830I say this
if we play our cards right we can get the troons and the poos to completely obliterate each other off this board
Why did she do it?
>>729120347>guro>incest>pedophilia>safeWhat?
>>729120803>no vanilla because it's too heckin heteronormative and chuddylol
is this the tranny game or is this the game that bashed the trannies? idk anymore
>>729121272you play as a female so it's automatically a tranny game
>>729121272You can look down and see your boobs and thighs and you commit incredible violence towards women so it has a couple of flags
Why didn't anyone tell me it was THIS good?
I'm pretty sure I did. People here seem to take issue with the quirky dialogue and backtracking in a metroidvania though, so I'm sure you had more people shitting on it than anything.Save yourself some money and/or time and don't bother with Sea of Stars. You played the dev's only good game already.
Great game
>>729121190yup, it's pretty much reddit-tier dialogs. But hey i had fun playing and breaking the 4th wall
Quirky dialogs are only an issue when placed in non quirky stories. You don't go to a fine dining restaurant for mcnuggets and vice versa.
https://www.ign.com/articles/eiji-aonuma-hints-that-next-zelda-game-will-be-inspired-by-elements-of-hyrule-warriors-age-of-imprisonment>Aonuma even suggests that this fruitful collaboration might influence the next mainline Zelda title. “The inspiration we received from this collaboration with Koei Tecmo may be reflected in the (next) Zelda we create. Please picture this while playing Age of Imprisonment, and look forward to our Zelda.”Uh....I'm not sure how to feel about this. Did anyone even play the fucking boring DW spinoff?
>>729119142That's not real I refuse to believe it
>>729119942>>729120094https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/3ds/zelda-ocarina-of-time/1/7/
>>729119142>No way. (firmly)what a chad.
>>729121125>Koizumi: I changed the character design for Link a lot for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. At first he had a button-nose.>My wife said, "All of Nintendo's characters have funny noses. Don't you have any handsome ones?" I was shocked.>Then when we were making The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I was in charge of Link's character design, so I made him a little better-looking.Nice.
>>729121125I thought my hate for Aonuma couldn't be any greater but he found a way.
Ant wife
But why does the ant need to be sexy? It's an ant.
>>729120194it's alive though
>>729120642It doesn'tIt simply needs to be femaleMaking a man and calling it a girl is lazy character design or outright fetishistic
>>729121340her design is no different from marisa's to me. both are perfectly fine. speaking of which, they should give the ant a suit skin, since it's all luchadores wear other than tights.
>>729119437look at that slut
Why did they make Henry gay? Why? You legitimately were more likely to see an African in central Europe at the time than gay people.
>>729089073Skyrim is a blank slate MC in a sandbox.Henry has an established personality displayed in unskippable main story
>>729114363>>729114845I miss the Hansry threads on /vg/ they were so cozy and I always found new cute Hansry por- I mean art there
>>729120191well... they get shot.rittenhouse was a fluke.
>>729118093Apparently making Henry gay was going to be a thing in KCD1 but it got cut out and it was revisited in KCD2
>>729089001>Make historical based game>not yet in in circle>tell people off for 'being historically innacurate'>game is huge success>get into the gaming 'in group'>'in group' fucking hates you for being a chudcell that didnt have black bulls in medieval europe>get shamed and excluded from tranny parties>because you are a computer dork, social shaming actually works>make a sequel>full knee bent to your new social circleabout right.
